#i guess theres only so many times u can teach seven year olds how to set things on fire or make a friendship bracelet

[corvidaedream]

also it felt very weird when the guy at the fish counter was like “uh do you need this squid cut open and cleaned?” and the part of my brain that overshares was like “oh no, they taught us how to do that in girl scouts”

is it the truth? yes.

did this poor guy need an adult to tell him she learned how to take apart a squid as a child in girl scouts for reasons unknown? probably not.

#messages from the ouija board #hey. why was that an Activity we did in girl scouts #i guess theres only so many times u can teach seven year olds how to set things on fire or make a friendship bracelet #and sometimes u gotta just give those kiddos some whole raw squids