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[puppy back ride]
Pick up your local dog and do squats until one of you starts biting
#zack fair#ffvii#ff7r#ff7ccr#my art#sometimes you draw and agonize over everything until your eyes glaze over and then you just gotta say fuck it we ball#zakkura#arguably. I drew it with it in mind c:#ff7 fanart#i fuckin hate tagging. This is alphabet soup
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I posted 18,076 times in 2022
That's 6,929 more posts than 2021!
534 posts created (3%)
17,542 posts reblogged (97%)
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I tagged 17,941 of my posts in 2022
Only 1% of my posts had no tags
#my reblog - 10,580 posts
#throwin' this in queue - 1,178 posts
#lotr - 1,034 posts
#the hobbit - 751 posts
#silm - 694 posts
#thranduil - 478 posts
#moon knight - 340 posts
#tiktok - 316 posts
#ask game - 275 posts
#important - 214 posts
Longest Tag: 136 characters
#l + ratio + you’re bad at math + your sample size is small + you’re a loser who hates dogs + your results are inaccurate and meaningless
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
A Flowery Debate.
A/N before any of y'all fuckin' come at me, i know these ain't peonies nor orchids, but i don't give shit lol
Enjoy the somewhat self-indulgent drabble 🥰💕
Rules, Requests, and More!
"No, no, no, no!" An unfortunately familiar voice cuts through the once peaceful garden. Gritting their teeth as they hear the swathe of living robes himself stomp towards them. What was once a peaceful shift of taking care of the King's personal gardens has now taken a very annoying turn.
"I specifically asked for blue peonies," he says cooly, trying to regain his anger in as he reaches out to touch the bush Y/N was trying to trim.
"I have it written done from weeks ago that you had requested purple flowers," Y/N retorts, snipping an outgrown branch before turning to face their King. "So now you have purple flowers, perfectly matching those hideous orchids you insist on keeping!"
"Hideous!" Thranduil gasps his anger now back in full force. "Do you know how long it took me to get them to grow? How long it took to even find those damned things?"
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196 notes - Posted February 28, 2022
#4
How long I've waited.
Summary: After a bloody long night, Y/N finally has the pleasure of meeting Jake. This fic is based on this prompt by @budcooper! Go show them some love!
Warnings: blood, like a shit ton of blood and me describing it poorly 😅
A/N well this didn't turn out as expected! I'm not entirely angry about that, but I just hope y'all like it and my characterization of Jake! Anyways, I hope y'all enjoy cuz my next fic i'll post isn't moon knight related, buuuut I do plan on opening my requests soon for my 700 follower celebration! So if you like my writing style be sure to look out for that!
Rules, Requests, and More!
A stifled yawn breaks the stillness of the small apartment. What time is it, Y/N slowly blinks, shutting the book they had been boredly studying closed, Y/N turns their head to search for their phone on Steven's cluttered desk. Blinded by their phone's bright light, Y/N blankly stares at bold numbers reading 3:39 AM.
With a tired groan, Y/N noisily drops their phone back onto their desk before scrubbing their face with their palms. "What's taking you so long Marc?" They whine, their fingers spreading slightly so they can eye down the heavily locked door.
Date the fist of vengeance nobody said, it'd be fun nobody added.
Throwing themselves back into their chair, Y/N crosses their arms above their chest, drumming their fingers against their arm in thought. They had a very demanding job that required them to get up at seven-thirty every day, but they had promised to themselves to always wait for Marc or Steven or anyone else to come back.....much to their dislike of course.
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340 notes - Posted June 19, 2022
#3
Legolas: *gasp* Gimli! There's a message in my alphabet soup! It says ooooooo!
Gimli: those are cheerios Legolas
451 notes - Posted June 17, 2022
#2
Birthday Surprise.
Summary: with Steven and Marc's 37th birthday today, Y/N has decided to give them a gift they will never forget
Warnings: pregnancy and fluff really, the end might be a little angsty but it's very light, and it's 1.4k words
A/N i don't think i've seen anyone do something like this yet? Or i've just missed those fics lmao, anyways i just wanted some Steven fluff and so i wrote steven fluff! I left this open-ended because i'm thinking of making a part 2? But y'all would have to let me know if you want that. Enjoy!!
Rules, Requests, and More! (Pt. 2)
"You sure Marc doesn't want to blow out candles too?" Y/N questions as she places two colorful candles in the shape of a 3 and 7 in the middle of a round chocolate cake, her eyes landing on the excited Brit sitting in front of the cake. "Cause you could blow out the three and he can get the seven or I can just get mo–"
Steven's soft dark eyes quickly glance at Gus's tank before replying. "Ah no," he begins, his lip twitching into a slight frown. "He says he's not much of a birthday guy anymore."
With a small nod, Y/N makes sure that all the presents are in place while Steven lights his candles. Sliding into an old wooden chair next to him, Y/N smiles softly at him as she says "Happy birthday love!"
After blowing out the candles, they happily dig in. "Wow this is amazing love," Steven hums.
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570 notes - Posted May 15, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
My reaction to seeing Luisa for the first time:
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MORE TAGGED POSTS
I got tagged in a bunch more things I didn't respond to fast enough, so UNDER THE CUT THEY GO.
I have too many things to respond to, so I won't be tagging, but consider yourself tagged if you want to do any.
IT’S THE LITTLE THINGS
Tagged by the wonderful @bardingbeedle
Pass the happy!🌻🌿 When you receive this, list 5 things that make you happy and send this to 10 of the last people in your notifications!
Lying in warm blankets in an cold room. Bonus points for snow outside.
A fresh Buzz cut
Talking to @bardingbeedle
Having long, passionate rambles about the Marvel Ultimates
Hashbrowns, bacon, maple syrup, maybe a pancake, and a sausage too.
Tagged by the chaotic @s-hylor
top 3 cities you want to visit: Toronto, again. Colorado (I know its a state not a city I just want to visit ashes AND GET SNOW). And I would like to go back to Italy again. (I also want to visit, just, all of my fandom friends but I don't want to drop all their locations lol)
favorite marvel character: Ults!Steve Rogers and then Ults!Tony Stark. Not counting stony, Anthony the brain tumor, and not counting clones, Gregory Stark.
white chocolate - yay or nay?: Love it, love it, love it.
favourite board game: God Save The Queens- A board game about Bees I invented with 3 other people at University last year for a project.
how many countries have you been to: 10, I have been very luckily graced with the ability to travel to Europe with school a lot.
(Wales, France, Belgium, Germany, Switzerland, America [Florida, Boston, New York], Spain, Portugal, Italy, and finally Canada.)
favorite thing to do on a rainy day: Anything indoors I might usually feel guilty about doing when its sunny. Tv or games particularly
favorite holiday: Christmas. I am a Christmas slut, call me festive sapling I LOVE Christmas.
pen or pencil: Pen. I once bought 7 in lisbon at the same time bc they were perfect and I didn't want to run out.
favourite kind of soup: Cupasoup Chicken noodle, I don't really like soups tbh, I like broths, and gravy type things I make too much of and eat like a soup (like golden Currys or korma sauces)
your typical order at a cafe or coffee shop: Caramel Frappucino or an iced Mocha. If I'm gonna pay a fuck tonne for coffee I'm gonna get a drinkable dessert.
favorite ride at an amusement park: Any slow rides that show you shit, like spaceship earth at EPCOT. I’m not really a speed dude.
the color of your sneakers: RED, red shoes are the shit folks, a good pair of red converse goes with everything.
favorite pbs show (or little kids show if you didn’t have pbs): Uh I used to watch pokemon then winnie the pooh every single night. But little little kids show I used to watch a show called 64 zoo lane with my grandma so I have fond memories
Rules: name your favorite female characters from 10 different fandoms, then tag 10 people.
Tagged by the wonderful @ashes0909
Natasha Romanov - Marvel Cinematic Universe
Carol Danvers - Marvel 616
Janet Van Dyne - Marvel Ultimates
Izumi Curtis - Full Metal Alchemist
Martha Jones - Doctor Who
Garnet - Steven Universe (if she doesn't count bc, space rock, Connie)
Rosa Diaz - Brooklyn 99
Ann Perkins - Parks and Rec
Princess Caroline - Bojack Horseman
Pam Poovey - Archer
LOOK I know there was a lot of cheating here, but I don't have non marvel fandoms really, and I have a hard time remembering a lot of the TV I enjoyed.
Rules: Share your top 10 AO3 additional tags. Tagged by the mysterious @nigmuff
look I don't know if I have enough tags to make this a justified representation, but the ones shown are v much on brand.
Fanfic trope meme
I was tagged by the delightful @capnstars and @crownofstardustandbone
slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or !!!secret dating!!! // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // oh no there’s only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut AND fluff // canon-compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high school romance or !!!!middle-aged romance!!! // time travel or isolated together // neighbours or roommates // sci-fi or magic au // body swap or genderbend // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane
Look guys, I’m boring. I like domestic 30-40 year olds in secret relationships. We knew this.
And now buckle the fuck down folks because I'm about to answer 50 questions about me no one is gonna stick around and read.
tagged by @bardingbeedle the only person who would put up with reading this much about me.
What is the colour of your hairbrush?
I have a buzz cut, I don't have a hair brush anymore.
Are you typically too warm or too cold?
Too warm. I have been warmer than most people my whole life, and I often need to sleep with a fan on.
What were you doing 45 minutes ago?
Working on a sketch for an MTH fill (update from the end of this: I have spent an hour doing this fuckin thing)
What is your favourite candy bar?
Bounty. My favourite candy is Reese’s Pieces but I like a bounty. Or like, and chocolate without fruit in it tbh.
Have you ever been to a professional sports event?
Yes, one of my parents referees Championship Football here in the UK. I have been to a few of his games. I also went to the London 2012 Paralympic closing ceremony, if that counts.
What is the last thing you said out loud?
‘Oh, this will last me a few days’ I was talking to my mother about 1/2 a can of pringles, I was lying.
What is your favourite ice cream?
Vanilla. I am boring. But the best ice cream i’ve had was a cream/milk flavoured gelato in Florence, that shit slapped. I also like cheap strawberry ice cream when no one is trying to put strawberry bits in it.
What was the last thing you had to drink?
Dinner. A spinach, banana, summer fruits and coconut yoghurt smoothie (with extra raspberries). Its my nightly dinner to cheat more veg into my body.
Do you like your wallet?
Very much. It’s about 7-8 years old, it is faded to hell but it has spiderman and a pony ride stony pin
What was the last thing you ate?
See above smoothie comment, but if that doesn't count, a sugar free mint polo.
Did you buy any new clothes last weekend?
Nope. I don't buy as many clothes as I want to, bc mens clothes in larger sizes are hard to find or expensive here.
The last sporting event you watched?
F1, I don't keep up but I watch a little with my dad every now and then.
What is your favourite flavour of popcorn?
BUTTER. They don't really have it here, and I don't go to movies much when in the states. But @festiveferret introduced me to it when we saw Ant-man and the Wasp, and much like poutine and Tim Hortons, I still crave it.
Who is the last person you sent a text message to?
My dad.
Ever go camping?
Yes, I was a Scout. I have done enough camping to not want to do more, it was fun when I wasn't organising it.
Do you take vitamins?
Yes, but not as often as I should, and as much as my mother bothers me too.
Do you go to church every Sunday?
Nope, not even when I considered myself christian. I go only go to church for other peoples events, and I’m an agnostic now.
Do you have a tan?
I cannot tan. I just can't, I burn lobster red in 5 minutes outside without literal sun cream for BABIES
Do you prefer Chinese food or pizza?
Chinese food, It was easily what taught me to like more foods also, I don't eat tomato so I can't have most pizza. I love a good garlic base/bechamel, but you can't really get that here easily (yes yes I could make my own but that ruins half the point of pizza)
Do you drink your soda with a straw?
I don't drink carbonated drinks, because its like drinking pain. The fuck is wrong with all of you.
What colour socks do you usually wear?
Various colours, but I consider red on the left, blue on the right, my lucky socks. No I don't know why, but I take all exams and interviews wearing them. It’s just a thing.
Do you ever drive above the speed limit?
I don't drive, but if I did, No. Theres a lot of questionable laws out there but Traffic laws aren't one of them.
What terrifies you?
Pfft, most things from spiders to rollercoasters. But more seriously, Being shouted at. Shout at me and I start hyperventilating, its a thing. Also not knowing if someone is mad at me. I’m not good at reading people,
Look to your left, what do you see?
The wallet shown earlier, and the sugar free polos mentioned after that.
What chore do you hate?
Vacuuming. It makes everything in my body hurt. I would rather clean toilets.
What do you think of when you hear an Australian accent?
@s-hylor
What’s your favourite soda?
See above. I do not like your pain liquid. Apple juice for life.
Do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive-thrus?
Either delivery or kiosk, I don't like talking to people where possible, I often need tweaks I don't want to have to remember to repeat.
Who’s the last person you talked to?
@downeyhills
Favourite cut of beef?
I don't generally eat beef, lamb, or most red meats. I love crispy chilly beef, but as anyone can point out its bc your generally don't feel the texture of the beef.
Last song you listened to?
Everybody Wants to Rule the World | Tears for Fears | Pomplamoose
I’m on a Pomplamoose kick, and I also just love this song anyway.
Last book you read?
Understanding Comics (The invisible Art) - Scott McCloud
Favourite day of the week?
Friday nights. The weekend is ahead and @loraneldin and I take to wrangling our beloved usual suspects through another week of Ults Book Club.
Can you say the alphabet backwards?
I can barely say it forwards.
How do you like your coffee?
With milk and sugar, or ultimately, in a Caramel Frappuccino bc I'm a bitch like that.
Favourite pair of shoes?
I have walking boots that don't make my flat ass feet feel like they’re dying. OR my black and green crocs (Fight me, they’re useful).
The time you normally go to sleep?
9-10 is what I'm working on, but I fluctuate depending on if I'm working on something or not.
The time you normally get up?
5-6 If I have a choice in the matter, but often 7-8 if I didn't get to bed at the right time. I’m more about getting the right hours in for my diet than time specifically.
What do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets?
Sunset is the prettiest, but I like to be awake to see the sun rise.
How many blankets on your bed?
One big thick comforter, because that's the uk standard, and I get too hot otherwise.
Describe your kitchen plates
Two types, big wide white ones with a navy blue rim. They are so large I never use them, and little Navy saucer plates I use a lot.
Do you have a favourite alcoholic beverage?
I don't drink, so no. I drink apple juice or Shirley temples when I'm in pubs/bars
Do you play cards?
Sometimes, I like to teach people to play Old Maid. It’s the monopoly of card games.
What colour is your car?
Again, I do not drive.
Can you change a tire?
I am aware I just said I don't have a car, but I do know how to change a tire. Everyone should go learn its pretty simple.
Favourite job you’ve ever had?
I have only had one job really and two job experience jobs. I did experience in a school library for a week and that was v fun and chill. I did all the jobs they had prepared for me in 2 days so I alphabetically reorganised their fiction section for the rest of the week. I LIKE ORDERING.
How did you get your biggest scar?
I no longer have a gallbladder, so I have 3 scars across my torso from that, the biggest right in the middle of my ribs. Non surgical wise I have matching scars on my knees from ripping holes in them when tripping. I have weak ankles and also I got both of those at different times.
What did you do today that made someone else happy?
I gave my spare animal crossing Iguanodon skull to a wicked artist I follow on twitter so he could complete his dino park.
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i was tagged by @astrobee to do this alphabet questionnaire thingy!
a: age guess (its in my about but it’s such an awkward age to be i hate it)
b: birthplace texas baby (i hate that too sry not sry but texas kinda sucks)
c: current time 10 pm
d: drink you had last aloe drink, take a fuckin sip babes cause that shit is good
e: easiest person to talk to the wonderful @knightiwa i love you im so glad i have you, also my bestie le but she’s doesnt have a tumblr so i cant tag her
f: favorite song really depends on my mood
g: grossest memory every single memory ever, all gross
h: hogwarts house ravenclaw
i: in love i would like to be but im in no rush
j: jealous of people always, im working on it.. it’s mostly up to me because im not as happy in my own skin as i want to be and seeing other people being happy makes me jealous, yea im working on it.
k: killed someone uh
l: love at first sight i don’t believe in judging people by their cover so no i don’t believe in that, someone could be really fucking hot but i wouldn’t fall in love with anything but their looks and thats not what love is to me.
m: middle name blake, its also one of my nicknames so you guys can call me blake if you want
n: number of siblings one
o: one wish more money please, so that i can live in peace
r: reasons to smile the sun, the moon, animals, the color blue, art that makes me feel things, music, the people i love, walking into target and smelling the pretzels, flowers
s: song you sang last the louvre
t: time you woke up like 9 am idk today was a blur i might have gone places who knows
u: underwear colour black
v: vacation destination the beach baby
w: worst habit acting on things i havent thought through
x: x-rays just for my foot and elbow, i break things occasionally.
y: your favorite food soups, spicy stuff, seafood, pizza (mostly for the bread i love bread), bread, garlic bread, naan, bagels, baguettes, bread..
z: zodiac sign libra sun
hhh thank you sm for tagging me i do love doing tags but i really suck at actually writing them and posting them, they just sit in my drafts i have like 30.. i love tags thank you!! since i haven’t done many tags in the past year or so im not sure who i should tag so if youre reading this then im tagging you, yea you, do the tag!!! i know you wanna !!!
if you want me to tag you in things then lmk!! somehow!! i’ll make a list!
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about my alphabet soup life wait no idk what the original title was fuck
Rules: copy/paste, replace answers and tag people! I was tagged by @mavheraan a - age: 17 b - biggest fear: I'm scared of lots of things. closets, spiders, my doctors appointment this week, that the government is secretly hiding the cure to cancer and several other life-threatening diseases bc if the cures were released they would make less profit, bugs in general, like I know they say bugs are more scared of u than ur scared of them but lemme tell you that they fuckin run right at me and that shits terrifying, they're not scared of anything fuck bugs what was the question again c - current time: 21:36 d - drink you last had: a nice refreshing bottle of H2O, mmmm tasty e - every day starts with: getting out of bed f - favorite song: no I don't have one I have so many favorite songs and they change so.much don't ever ask me this question I'll never answer you g - ghosts, are they real: Yes. h - hometown: a really small town in MD i - in love with: every dog j - jealous of: every dog k - killed someone: I hate this question like who tf decided this would be a good question killing people is not cool or edgy it's fucking murder and fuck you if you think it's funny to joke about killing people and bodies and blood of enemies and shit like that bc guess what it doesn't make you look edgy it makes u look fucking--no I've never killed anyone. l - last time you cried: yikes like 15 minutes ago I think m - middle name: nicole n - number of siblings: zero o - one wish: that no illnesses or diseases or pain existed and everyone was healthy and felt good all the time I feel like that would solve a lot of problems. p - person you last called/texted: called my dad, texted hunter q - questions you’re always asked: why are you so weird/annoying r - reasons to smile: i can leave this shithole soon... haha jk im happy all the time I always smile dogs are great uh I can't think of anything else. s - song last sang: i wanna lie and just say a song I sing all the time aka Stariy Pedjak by regina spektor but lowkey it's probably bop to the top bc I'm in fucking high school musical t - time you woke up: like... 8 u - underwear color: i don't remember v - vacation destination: do people actually think about their future vacation places I just fuckin wake up one day like "let's go tf to nova scotia" and the next day I'm like why tf did I think that was a good idea. I think nova Scotia would be an interesting vacation destination I don't know anything about it but I like the name w - worst habit: constantly looking for the future to be better and being disappointed when it's not. also procrastinating. x - x-rays you’ve had: teeth y - your favorite food: i love chicken teriyaki and waffles. not together though. separate. z - zodiac sign: libra tagging: @gnarlyghoul and @cyborgishly. know why? ur the only people I talk to on this website. that's why. fuckin alphabet soup ur life just do it please. is anyone actually gonna read this probably not I hate these but I always do them its a cycle of about me memes I can't stop. have a nice day
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