#i feel like theyre menaces ill have to write more sometime

[inviisiiblelee]

Alastor & Rosie in a tea party setting, gossiping about anything really up to you, please!

REQUESTS OPEN

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Rosie was always an incredibly gracious hostess, as far as Alastor was concerned. Before his disappearance, they'd often meet up just like this, Rosie having put together a little table by a window for people watching, tea glasses and pot ready and happy to share. It had been so long, and after the events of recent times, he really wanted to feel a sense of normality again. He arrived right on time, as always, and Rosie welcomed him with a big smile and open arms. They shared a brief hug, before the both of them settled themselves.

“Alastor, it feels like it's been ages!”

“Believe me, Rosie, I feel exactly the same. It's good to have real company for once.”

“Oh, you. Please, help yourself before we really dig in!” And he was happy to, finger foods galore and with the most pleasant of crunches. Nothing quite like a little bone marrow for lunch, indeed. She poured him a nice cup of tea, and he added a dash of cream to it before leaning back. 

“So, tell me, honey, how are things?”

“Insufferable, as usual,” came Alastor’s response, with a widening smile. 

“Oh, do tell, darling!”

“Things at the Hotel are just as miserable as you'd imagine! Charlie is just as fervent as ever, trying to get new patrons, and now that Lucifer is there—”

“So that really was him?”

“Yes, yes, he's chosen to stay there for the time being while he helps. Not that he's doing that much, anyway.” 

“He does seem a little empty-headed, doesn't he?” Her comment earned a laugh from Alastor, and some of the tenseness in his shoulders slipped away. 

“I am so glad you agree, Rosie. I've been doing my best to curb them all, and they're all terribly intrusive. Even Husker has been acting quite clingy."

“Really? He's always been a little protective, but clingy?”

“Exactly! After the end of the battle, he insisted on following after me and staying far too close. Even striking out didn't really deter him.” 

“You poor thing, you deserved plenty of space and rest on your own time!”

“Precisely my thoughts. I am fine, but he even sent Charlie checking up on me. It's been such a nuisance! So it's much nicer to be able to come out here.”

“Well, I am always happy to have you, you know that, Alastor! We all love you around here.”

“Oh, I know. If I could spend more time here, I would. But, please, enough of my silly tirade, how are things in your realm?” Alastor took a long drink of his tea, a delightful chamomile. Rosie grinned back at him, taking a drink herself.

“Things are lively as ever, of course. Susan has been less of a pain, all things considered, you might even be so lucky as to avoid her on your way out. The folks here are fairly happy, although there has been some talk of visiting the hotel from some, they've taken nicely to Charlie, as expected.”

“Naturally. I'm sure she'll be happy to have them in any case.”

“There have been a few sightings, though, of Vox and Lucifer both around these parts.” Alastor raised his brows. “They're both taking to spending an odd amount of time with Susan, I think she's developed some attachments. Whether she likes either of them, I have no real idea, I avoid them all.”

“That's probably for the best. Lucifer is infuriating to share breathing space with, and Vox has become quite the nuisance.”

Rosie peered at him for a long moment, but she brushed on to a new topic. “People have been saying something interesting, though, about someone unsavory coming in!”

“Oh? That sounds interesting, who?”

“Well, you didn't hear it from me … but they're saying it's you!”

The two laughed together happily, and Rosie shared more mundane little stories for his entertainment. She had many from the last several years that he hadn't heard, and he found himself happier than he'd been in some time.

#my writing #radiorose #alastor the radio demon #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #hazbin hotel rosie #hazbin rosie #rosie #platonic radiorose #implied radioapple #implied radiostatic #susan hazbin hotel #susan (derogatory) #writing requests #i actually dont write much rosie so i wanted to be gentle about it #i feel like theyre menaces ill have to write more sometime #hazbin hotel fanfiction

[ilargeicontradictmiself]

Watchhing until we meet again part 3

He had to do a little finger key to lie to them

Go king shoot your shot (new guy) . I love this show, even if something happens with him it's not going to be a drama thing , just more of a "normal life and healing process" thing and i love them for it. Like i get the thrill of plot but none of the anxiety for bad irrelevant drama

Not Manaow fake crying next to them (!) (silly funny stuff)

✨bisexual✨

Oh he said the thing. (He's a little too close but whtvr) . This was such a fun hot potato game

So many things about this show look a thousand times more natural than in other shows (acting and writing my beloved) editing too but i think it could be a tiny bit better maybe.

"Let me know when you're home" and "people think we're a couple" is the kind of friendship representation i appreciated today.

I love them. Im there yes i love them

Casual girlfriend ask ( though he told you he was straight LAST NIGHT)

Their flirting is cute but sometimes awkward enough that it just seems realistic, i love them.

Laughing with shitposty photos, he's just like me

I think im getting bi M (?)

6:30 !?!!!! They're down bad

"we talk sometimes" he says. You woke up at six am for him (reincarnated soulmatism aside).

The dialogue just seems so much more natural i like it so much

I like them so much that i don't even care that they use facebook

God i dont know what it is about the friendships and the show it just makes me feel like im seeing queer rep , normalized and all , and i mean like that bubbly happy feeling of it

Man just has a resting bitch face dont hold it against him (dean)

"you look like you were looking for someone all the time" sjdbdh "you found them right ?" Sjdndn

Friendshipsbin this show 👌👌

(that getting ready before jumping in to swim scene with win and dean did more for making them look cool than anything else theyve done )

Win eyeing pharm and Team and Manaow making fun of them in the background 👌

Team a menace for the feeding thing, Win "i can fix this" moment

Idk what it is bit everyone freaking out about it in the back makes it less stupid sexual somehow, like they're in on it so its fun ("enjoy yourself like we're not here" and people posting about them kinda ruined it for me it was weird)

Dean del din sibling relationship development better be coming.

Del rolling her eyes at alex coming to flirt. What did alex do to del? Or is she just like that cause she knows about dean. Why is alex acting like a moody boyfriend?

Alex there are other fish in the sea

Okay so Del just figured it out about dean and pharm so why does she not like alex?

I like your face 👌

No they dont

They don't have shooting birthmarks.

Okay i think dean might know that the dreams are real and put together the birthmark shooting dots , i think pharm hasn't, which is weird but ill take it, he probably thinks the dreams are just based on information from his life (like what you'd normally think) and so the mark came first (chicken egg situation)

Oh wait it just dawned on him

"im here" (theyre here now) sjdhdhdbdd

I have to say, i think the suicide is hitting me because its more... its closer to home than other storylines i guess so it hits harder.

#ep4 #until we meet again #uwma #until we meet again the series