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#i cant believe they stole all the gender that ever existed
tinyfantasminha · 7 months
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greasermodi · 6 years
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MEET THE MUSE (repost, don’t reblog)
► Name ➔ cronus ampora ► Are you single ➔ ahahahahaha Yes. ► Are you happy ➔  zz:S ► Are you angry? ➔ not yet. ► Are your parents still married ➔ hey ma vwere you evwer troll married to pops or something, or am i a Technical 8astard?
NINE FACTS
► Birth Place ➔ beforus ► Hair Color ➔ black. some vwiolet. that i dye out. sorry pops. ► Eye Color ➔ vwhite. if i vwas alivwe theyd be filling in vwiolet pretty vwell by nowv. ► Birthday ➔ all the time ► Mood ➔ h ► Gender ➔  absolute unit  ► Summer or winter ➔ summer ► Morning or afternoon ➔ afternoon
EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
► Are you in love ➔ vwhat is “lovwe” ► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ no ► Who ended your last relationship ➔ bold of you to think im that likable. ► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ probably not. ► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ zz:) ► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ thank god yes i havwe ► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ almost definitely not. ► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ vwhat the fuck does that EVWEN mean
SIX CHOICES
► Love or lust ➔ lovwe.. ► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ lemonade ► Cats or Dogs ➔ dogs (sorry ma. my allergies rule my life.) ► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ beggars cant be choosers, right? ► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ OUT. ► Day or night ➔ night.
FOUR HAVE YOU EVERS
► Been caught sneaking out ➔ so much ► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔  sometimes? ► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ … ► Wanted to disappear ➔ evwery single minute of my existence, thank you
FIVE PREFERENCES
► Smile or eyes ➔ eyes ► Fat or skinny ➔ gross ► Shorter or Taller ➔ taller. someone reach my cabinets for me, please, fuck. ► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ im sapiophobic i only date people as dumb as i am. ► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ relationship.
FAMILY
► Do you and your family get along  ➔ zz:SSS ► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH YEAH 8UDDY! ► Have you ever ran away from home ➔ yeah man. ► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ bounced between commculls yeah but nevwer just booted.
FRIENDS
► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔ vwhy fucking bother?? ► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ i do not knowv howv many people i talk to vwould evwen entertain calling me a friend. so. ► Who is your best friend ➔ aint got one. ► Who knows everything about you ➔ absolutely fucking nobody. i dont trust anybody that much.
Tagged by: i Stole this from apis
Tagging: [confetti popper emoji] you, pal
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