MEET THE MUSE (repost, don’t reblog)
► Name ➔ cronus ampora
► Are you single ➔ ahahahahaha Yes.
► Are you happy ➔ zz:S
► Are you angry? ➔ not yet.
► Are your parents still married ➔ hey ma vwere you evwer troll married to pops or something, or am i a Technical 8astard?
NINE FACTS
► Birth Place ➔ beforus
► Hair Color ➔ black. some vwiolet. that i dye out. sorry pops.
► Eye Color ➔ vwhite. if i vwas alivwe theyd be filling in vwiolet pretty vwell by nowv.
► Birthday ➔ all the time
► Mood ➔ h
► Gender ➔ absolute unit
► Summer or winter ➔ summer
► Morning or afternoon ➔ afternoon
EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE
► Are you in love ➔ vwhat is “lovwe”
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ no
► Who ended your last relationship ➔ bold of you to think im that likable.
► Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ probably not.
► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ zz:)
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ thank god yes i havwe
► Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ almost definitely not.
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ vwhat the fuck does that EVWEN mean
SIX CHOICES
► Love or lust ➔ lovwe..
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ lemonade
► Cats or Dogs ➔ dogs (sorry ma. my allergies rule my life.)
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ beggars cant be choosers, right?
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ OUT.
► Day or night ➔ night.
FOUR HAVE YOU EVERS
► Been caught sneaking out ➔ so much
► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ sometimes?
► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ …
► Wanted to disappear ➔ evwery single minute of my existence, thank you
FIVE PREFERENCES
► Smile or eyes ➔ eyes
► Fat or skinny ➔ gross
► Shorter or Taller ➔ taller. someone reach my cabinets for me, please, fuck.
► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ im sapiophobic i only date people as dumb as i am.
► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ relationship.
FAMILY
► Do you and your family get along ➔ zz:SSS
► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔ HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH YEAH 8UDDY!
► Have you ever ran away from home ➔ yeah man.
► Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔ bounced between commculls yeah but nevwer just booted.
FRIENDS
► Do you secretly hate one of your friends ➔ vwhy fucking bother??
► Do you consider all of your friends good friends ➔ i do not knowv howv many people i talk to vwould evwen entertain calling me a friend. so.
► Who is your best friend ➔ aint got one.
► Who knows everything about you ➔ absolutely fucking nobody. i dont trust anybody that much.
Tagged by: i Stole this from apis
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