#i bought hummus

[yidiyada]

No more plot at night please, if it ain’t happening in proper lighting then it ain’t happening at all

#I’m procrastinating #on Netflix #I bought hummus

[sanjisblackasswife]

TIMTIM YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW HORRIFIED I WAS FOR A SECOND

I legit forgot that hummus is seeds (I literally use them most the time) on top of that I forgot that it has a double ‘m’ 🙎‍♂️

The way how the bold letters IMMEDIATELY HAD ME READ DECAYI—

#i actually wanted to try some hummus🧍🏾‍♀️ #my mother bought some but idk what to eat it with🧍🏾‍♀️

[yohankang]

my grandma: you need to eat nutritious food to get better, please make yourself some healthy soup

me, eating store-bought hummus straight from the jar and a pack of jellies for dinner: yeah i know that

#grandma i love you but i'm literally too week to spend more than 3 minutes in the kitchen #and i don't even feel hungry... #i've got a lot of snacks. 1 store-bought chickpea salad. and some greens in my fridge. and hummus of course #that will have to do #k.txt #OH AND TANGERINES. I FORGOT CITRUS ISN'T GOOD FOR SORE THROAT AND ATE ONE AND SUFFERED SGJDFJD

[ktsphere]

I tried something new for dinner and it's disgusting and I hate it, but i was slogging through it because I need to feed the mammal when I remembered the "don't suffer, we're not Catholics here" post and I've binned it all and I'm having something better

#gonna eat raw carrots and hummus instead #i bought a low spoons meal but it turns out it's grim #and i hate food waste but i bought it in the reduced section at 8pm and lets be honest no one else was buying it #so it was getting binned anyway #at least ive seperated the food from the plastic #kt.txt

[dragontatoes]

Everytime I see a call for boycotts I’m like “hell yeah brother, I haven’t purchased anything from any of those companies in the last 10 months at least”

#I guess I probably bought sabra hummus once or twice a few months ago. but mainly I just eat rice beans popcorn and oatmeal

[zippers]

wish i could gain weight without eating 😭😭😭 like a sims slider i just wanna gain like 15 pounds in 15 seconds is that too much to ask of my body?!?! apparently

#put on shorts i wore when i was 12 and they are TOO BIG #i dont know how much i weigh because i dont have a scale but i was just underweight a few weeks ago #and i have gotten BETTER at forcing myself to eat but i basically only had bread fruit and a monster energy drink yesterday #and by basically i mean... i know thats all i ate #but i mean i ate a lot of bread... like a bagel #half a loaf of french bread and several slices of rosemary sourdough #my mom bought me groceries which i so appreciate but she did not really... buy me healthy foods #like... 3 different bread products... nothing to put on the bread?! when i am in food funks 80% of my nutrition comes from hummus and guac #oh she did buy me soups but my microwave is broken but i literally havent been getting enough calories to HEAT THINGS ON THE STOVE!!!! #they said i might gain weight on zoloft which i was excited before but instead i lost the same amount of weight i lost this summer in half #the time #bc at least this summer i WANTED to eat i just wasnt given long enough breaks at work to eat ENOUGH food #and i was super active. now i am an art hermit not exercisng & going days where 90% of my calories are energy drinks and the occasional carb #i think its a side effect of the meds and not #disordered eating #but im tagging it as that anyway

[mycenaae]

making falafel + pearl couscous bowls for lunches this week <3

#i'm sooooo excited i bought tzatziki and hummus and i still have tomatoes from my mom's garden and fresh cucumber also god bless #nat.txt

[supercantaloupe]

i'm glad i had the foresight to pick up some hummus at the grocery store the other day because i feel really crummy this afternoon due to a migraine and need to lie down but i also need to eat something if i have any hope of feeling better so. tortilla chips and hummus it is

#protein. #i wanna talk about me #i'm usually not a hummus guy especially store bought stuff but i can't overlook the convenience factor here #plus this hummus came with like a spicy chili topping which is quite good on chips #and most importantly i can eat it while lying down in a quiet dim room

[hellneedsaruler]

bro saying that my blog tastes like hummus is the best compliment ever thank you

Oh i’m so glad you liked that because I thought it was very random <3

#the colors of your icon #and the little leaf on the cat’s head #that’s a hummus plate #and not the store bought one mind you #also I don’t know if this makes sense but your blog is reliable like hummus too #if this is incoherent excuse me it’s 2 am 🧍🏻‍♂️

[natandacat]

Leftover burger :))))

#proud of how good that crumb looks feels and tastes #im so fucking grateful i can cook rn holy shit #i fucked myself bc prepared food tastes like shit to me now 😔 #like i bought the store hummus and it sucks so much compared to mine lmao #and its more expensive!!!

[skyloftian-nutcase]

How many asks are in your inbox right now?

I'm sitting on 18 writing prompts at the moment XD My inbox is so full lol

I did ask for it, so I'm not complaining. So many fun writing opportunities! :D

Currently working on figuring one out for Mental Health Monday

#you ask skye answers #lovely anon #oh no wait guys I bought a roasted red pepper hummus dip for my carrots and #it doesn't taste as good as I thought it would boooo #should've gotten the garlic hummus I am bummed

[notquiteaghost]

looked at my bank balance earlier (£175) & thought oh that's good for being halfway to pay day & then got a ~week's worth of groceries & was reminded no it isn't actually cuz the groceries cost me £55 🙃

#yelling at clouds #like a big chunk of that is i bought what shld hopefully be a month's worth of toilet paper #morrisons keeps not having the good andrex so i got two lots. this did cost me £18 which is disgusting #but. i truly got fuck all. cheese n hummus n two ready meals n snacks. WHY did it cost me thirty quid #i miss when id get to the checkout and be pleasantly surprised by my total

[n3ongold3n]

Please enjoy these two hilarious foods i have encountered in the wild

#the peanut balls i bought for their sheer package design is my passion #they were a good snack albeit very powdery and decidedly lacking peanut flavour #is chockolate hummus food? #we just don't know #i doubt it though #n's misc

[kirstielol]

spent the evening making oreo rice krispie treats to bring to our d&d game on sunday! 🤤 and tomorrow i'm making a huge batch of homemade chicken wontons to bring too!

#also bought a thing of hummus and some veggies and a bunch of soft pretzels #feel like i need to up my game a little after my one friend cooked us a 3 course meal last dnd session lmao #these rice krispies smell incredible though i wish i could eat them now lol

[steve-keychain]

last day at my job tomorrow and i’ve been whining about wanting my season to end for MONTHS but now that its happening i’m literally SICK and SAD what the FUCK

#like i'll be back in may or whatever #and im so happy for the break so i can work on other things (cough cough violet hill) buT LIKE #I LOVE MY WORK FRIENDS SO MUCH #my homie bought me hummus and falafel today i felt so appreciated and hashtag loved wtf #i cannot replicate that experience getting the same falafel doordashed to my house #whatever im being emotional about it

[scp2337]

being stuck in a 30 minute conversation with your boss while he brags about the properties he owns and their worth, and getting a text in the middle of it from your coworker excited because the food bank gave her an extra thing of garlic hummus and her promising to bring it to you because she knows you love garlic hummus

really puts shit into perspective

#like damn i know capitalism bad bad bad landlords suck shit #but seeing it happen in front of you is really Something #boss bragging that he just bought a property for $850K when it’s really worth $1million #and i glance at my phone and my coworker is like #’i went to the food bank today and they gave me TWO things of this garlic hummus! i know you love garlic hummus so i’ll bring it to you!’ #big sigh #morg talks