#i am haunted now by the concept of my moisturizer attracting spiders

[soldier-poet-king]

Requirements in order of importance to be my qpr/spouse/partner/roomate/etc

You gotta deal with the spiders & centipedes

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Literally everything else idk 1 is The Most Important

#I AM NOT. EVEN KIDDING. NOT SLIGHTLY. #the duality of fran #i am haunted now by the concept of my moisturizer attracting spiders #i need to go. lie down. and focus on the fact that the itching sensation isnt real its fake its in my head