#i also like to think nobody rlly knew much about camilas background other than like mother superion

[whaledocboi]

“Hey… how many neofascists does it take to beat up a nun?”

“I wouldn’t be making jokes, sister. You would need something of hellish proportions to save you now. Why not simply ask the FBC for mercy, hmm?”

“Seven; six to gang up on her with batons and one to jerk them all off when they’re done.”

Number seven raises his own baton just in time for the only hellish force Camila has ever known to sever his arm at the elbow with her claws. The others attempt to run but Lilith cuts them all down before returning to Camila.

“You have a literal piece of divinium fused to your spinal cord. You can reach out at any time and I will hear you; did you really not think to call me before they ganged up on you? Why are you here alone? Any broken bones? And was that joke meant to be funny or just crude and insulting, because I don’t get it, but I don’t get a lot of comedy…”

“Please, I’ve been more roughed up in bar fights as a teenager.”

“Have you?”

“Yes. We can’t all have private combat instructors to beat us up in the comfort of home, you know.”

“I suppose not.”

“And I’m alone because they’re chickenshit and won’t come out if there’s more than one of us. Nothing broken, I don’t think, just bruised. And just crude and insulting; implied homosexuality always elicits an overreaction one can exploit. Dora and Yasmine are waiting in a van a little ways off. Walk with me?”

“You’re sure you can walk?”

“Of course I can. You used to beat me way worse in training and I always walked away after, didn’t I?”

“Yes… yes, you did.”

ouuu thank you anon, there are so many things in this i like

camila generally unhinged and a menace i always love that

lilith worried rambling, its adorable, bro wants to act aloof and cool but it only lasts until she see's camila bleed/in pain, then its instant kill mode activated and 80 follow up questions about her wellbeing (regular girlfailure behaviour) plus lilith vs. being reminded every once in a while that she used to beat cam to shit

and i occassionally meme that camila is actually wanted in 5 countries, but i do seriously like the idea that despite her being this cute little optimistic and very kind guy, she grew up in pretty rough circumstances or/and she was a bit of a problem child growing up

#ava will one day hit lilith with smth like 'aww wife protection duty?' #she enjoys terrorizing them sometimes #i also like to think nobody rlly knew much about camilas background other than like mother superion #so its kinda like #'where did you get that scar it looks older?' #'oh that? i think i got caught in barbed wire while running away from the police this one time' #'wait what' #camilith #ask