#huge sausage

[want2fucku-blog]

#tattooed hunk #treasure trail #fuzzy chest #beardlove #sexy hunk #fit hunk #handsome hunk #abs & pecs #big arms #muscle stud #dick bulge #men in their underwear #huge pecs #sausage party

[devsgames]

Every so often I'm reminded of how many people don't realize just how high the bar is for indie titles to actually make enough money or gain enough recognition to be sustainable.

Like someone will say "I think it's great that mildly successful indie titles exist that no one has heard of before, such as [multi-award winning indie game that was incredibly financially successful that has had coverage by multiple major news outlets]! It's so nice small indies exist" :)

#like seriously i don't think some people understand how huge the discrepancy can be at times #sucks to hear 'i love small indies devs [literally one of the biggest indies out there]' #once you see how the sausage is made on how reviews correlate to sales some of the numbers are light years apart #thoughts #joker moment

[sharonisthebettercarter]

hugh campbell is literally the tallest member of the boys in the show and it's one a my favorite details<3

they rarely show it off and tend to use camera angles and posture (hughie boi i see you constantly slouching--LOOK AT HIM~<3<3<3 just casually *unintentionally* making butcher appear is *actual size*--) to play up or downplay/switch up height differences, but i kinda love that hughie went from being the second shortest member (comics) of the boys to the literal tallest<3 (butcher was generally in the middle with homie just casually being a head taller than him--, frenchie and mm being the taller guys on the team, love sausage of course being the biggest guy when there~<3<3<3 he still is btw--)

love love LOVE him so fucking much<3<3<3 literally the *only* REAL bear in this damn series (HE STRAIGHT UP BEAR HUGS BILLY IN THE COMIC AHHHHHHHHHHH~<3<3<3!!! we better see moar of him i swears--). mm is a close one, but he's more of a good big papa wolf~<3 butcher's a scraggly dumpster kitten or fuckin' heifer--

i *also* love love LOVE the single inch height increment hughie and billy got goin' on with homie, it's just the cutest most fun thing~<3 it goes--

5'11" (homie<3)

6'0" (billy bean<3<3)

6'1" (not so wee hughie<3<3<3)

6'2" (LOVE SAUSAGE~<3<3<3<3!!)

i see you sandwiched right inbetween those bois there, 'ey billy~<3? ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

throw in mm between billy and homie, it's hard to find a solid height on that bitch<3 (and they *def* keep trying to downplay his height and bulk cause holy FUCK, THAT MAN--) but i'm gonna say he's probably around 5'11.5", closer to 6'0" maybe??

lol for the roughest layout i guess, they tend to bill urban a bit taller than he is (you can tell cause they'll bill quaid at the same numbers but he's definitely taller than urban, also i SWEAR everytime this man is in a photo that's not a solo glamor shot he's tryin' out some jank ass angles always always always leaning *in* to the camera to make himself look *bigger* leik honey you are so fuckin' cute-- and they *def* keep trying to make billy look *way* bigger than he actually is, BILLYYYYYYYYYYY--) but boi, i see you too<3<3<3

i guess maybe a little closer, it might go something like...

5'11" (homie)

5'11.75" (mm)

6'0.5" (billy bean)

6'1.5" (hughie)

in which there's .75 increments, and then a full 1 inch leap from billy to hughie. either way, they're def very close and not a single one is 'small' per se (except compared to love sausage--tho i do bet starr is one of those fuckers to downplay his height so other men get insecure LMAO--), but i just love the sequencing<3<3<3

what i *also* love~?

(bad posture homie lol) homie's reaction to hughie posturing at his full height was fucking amazing. IT WAS OH MY GAWD--i can't. he had his little surprised moment and then made a *pleased* "ooh~<3" and then smirked like THIS--

leik hughie... MAH BOI--i know he *tried* so fucking hard but leik. homelander is just so unthreatened by him that he's fucking *amused* and engaged with hughie *trying* to be brave. *he relaxed further*-- he just... he just doesn't give a shit. and it's horrible. but also *beautiful* because at this point, you can tell he's just so bored out of his mind that he even *welcomes* the challenge in some ways. he is LOVING that people feel so attacked by him without him doing much--LEIK.

there are a couple other unhinged and unsettling *positive* reactions he has to people similarly enough, (his descent into madness in real time--not gonna get into it now lest this post become *all* about homie--) but man oh man~<3

little bit less posture difference here, will say it's silly fandom obsesses over/exaggerates single inch height differences (particularly between homie and billy while ignoring/reversing hughie and billy, leik C'MON--let hughie be his height~<3! also we should be obsessing over the perfect~<3 *sequencing*, DUH--) but it's honestly pretty amazing how much of a nonfactor the height is in general.

for homie, it's pretty obvious he doesn't give a shit as he's particularly relaxed and unbothered by people being taller than him (especially hughie--literally amused by people posturing LEIK--by the gods his reaction to hughie challenging him--I CAN'T IT WAS FUCKING--GOOSEBUMPS~<3<3<3), but it just goes to show. motherfucker is just playing with his food--

BONUS~<3

lmao blurry ass pic of baby urban getting *dwarfed* by dwayne "i'm 5'11" and wear lifts" 'the rock' johnson. (also that mofo got so much bigger leik gotdamn i am actually curious how much more he'd *DWARF* urban cause ya look at him now and just. he ate a truck--ya look at the rock next to a guy leik SHAQ and HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT the differences are staggering leik one inch is nothin' baby--) SWEET BABY JEEZUZ--

bonus bonus~<3

another detail i *love*?

the shorter two (and frenchie~<3<3<3!) have the bigger/longer noses and... *likely* the biggest cocks--

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#lmfao #homelander #marvin milk #billy butcher #hughie campbell #frenchie #the boys #homelander's canonically huge dong #frenchie's canonically long schlong #love sausage #he's just on a whole different level lmfao-- #think mm might be too classy for my shenanigans-- #butchlander #butchielander #butchie #the 5 essential b's #hughie height appreciation post #can absolutely confirm frenchie and homie have monsters in their pants-- #the bulge is real y'all #and it's lopsided-- #billy bean's cute kitten button nose-- #the nose is actually your best scientific guess for the hose tho #;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) #sandwich that bratty bossy bottom baby boi between his taller and shorter tops~<3

[cowboysmp3]

i’m really deeply attached to the idea of getting a little sausage dog once i’m settled into an apartment,,, a little beast who is my best friend and also the same size as my current cat

#i’ve been considering getting a second cat once i’m settled #which would be far more reasonable #but i think id really enjoy a little dog #i love sausage dogs so so so much #my kitty has been around dogs her whole life too and never around other cats #so i think she’s cope with that better #it hugely depends on my apartment / income level #but god do i want a little sausage dog

[trivialbob]

My wife is prepping for a scheduled colonoscopy. She's now in the midst of 24 hours of a Gatorade and water diet.

That's too bad for her, because she won't be able to eat any of the pizza I ordered for lunch. It's a big pizza. Don't worry, there will be a piece leftover for her tomorrow.

#I'm kidding #I made a simple salad that my wife can't even smell #But the joke is on me now because I'm seriously craving a big pizza #But I'm too nice to order a huge fragrent delicious pepperoni and sausage pizza and eat it in front of her #I have got to stop writing about big pizzas

[want2fucku-blog]

#men in their underwear #sausage party #sexy hunk #fit hunk #handsome hunk #huge pecs #abs & pecs #big arms #muscle stud #smooth torso #dick bulge #scruff

[dylanoteforever]

Me watching Gordon Ramsey say something I’d absolutely devour in like three bites is pure dogshit

#dylanotenation #I’m binging kitchen nightmares again #esp that one huge sausage pizza #I’d fuck that up so hard dude #you don’t even know

[kwop-kilawtley]

ANYWAYYYYYY, im soooo happy bella and Jake are having so much fun rn btw. They’re LITERALLY on a double date with Quil and embry at a local breakfast spot rn. I’m not even lying I have security footage! Smeyer lied to you all….

anyway in the tags tell me what u think they got for breakfast

#Jake got two plates of French toast and bacon and sausages #bells got a short stack blueberry pancakes #Quil and embry are sharing a huge gay omelette and waffles #team jacob #wolfpack #twilight renaissance

[stinkrascal]

everyone has such a unique simstyle. like i feel like if someone on simblr took pictures of 100 peoples sims and put them all side by side without saying whose sim belongs to who, id still be able to guess a bunch of peoples sims based on their style alone. i love that!!

#its like when you have your own distinct art style. but in sims! #i just think its really cute idk lol #also hello i ended up not sleeping. i actually have energy today!! #i ate a huge breakfast it was so good. if you havent tried the sausage egg and cheese hotpockets you should theyre delicious :') #im so full now. i think i will write!!!! #im DETERMINED to finish this silly sim story soon. i want u guys to see it!! #also agh i think im gonna post straud today. IM SO NERVOUS but i miss posting so i think it is time :D #i'll probably only post once a week bc posts take a long time for me to finish. maybe twice a week at most idk #we'll see!!!!!

[lloonlloon]

Promising rookie vs some rat we found outside

#her box turn AAAAAAAA #she was so AMPED that her besties came to practice with her #never lost motivation or energy the entire time and was still raring to go when we were packing up to leave #this high energy food has made such a huge difference #estrella #australian shepherd #the sausage #flyball

[ultramantr1gger]

man what the hell is that

#they got huge cartoon sausage at japanese 7/11

[pontsalin]

That twitter post that talks about hermit being allergic to lore and being forced to act like Hermes the armor stand is a real child makes me mad because like

Do you guys watch hermitcraft with your eyes closed?

#They're not like huge lore people like sausage or scott #But saying they cant pretend something mundane is something else is like #Wow #sol mumbles

[crepegosette]

Since you have Nyo OCs, would it be alright to ask what are your thoughts and feelings on Nyotalia overall?

I have mixed feelings Nyotalia; on other hand, I kinda like how they're different from their original counterparts. I appreciate that they have their own identity, not just straight up "X as a man/woman." On other hand, it feels like they were created solely for fanservice and nothing more.

Imo I feel it can be used to explore character concepts that weren't explored in the original, or even different facets of the country they're representing (ex: I like the idea of Amy representing the "strength" of the US while Alfred represents diplomacy. Its true that those sides can overlap, but one suits the other side better) I kinda try to keep that in mind making my own nyos, (Normal Brazil represents our vibrant, energetic side, while Nyo!Brazil represents our "chill" side, how we don't want beef with anyone) It can be a good way to use traits that weren't picked up in the creation of the original character.

#crepe talks #crepe answers #not related but im forever salty that portugal and ireland turned over to be men #i'm glad that port exists. its nice to a lusophone country since we dont get enough representation. but. #idk proto-portugal had way more soul on it. loved her #pirate tomboy <3 #also it would have been nice to see a girlboss in the middle of the seafaring sausage party #or a girlboss in a sausage party in general #same with ireland #hima its name literally means “eire's land” the fuck man #anyway i know this is probably a pipe's dream because hima is kinda misogynistic and the chances of this happening are really low but #i kinda wish some of the g20 countries that didnt got designs like brazil or/and mexico were women #listen i love guy brazil as the next person but i feel brazil being a woman would be way more interesting. #esp of how huge we were in the past #but also girlbosses are fun #anyway rant's over. probably typed more here than in the post itself lmao

[delightfullyatomicfest]

The Beatles Anthology (book) on the Internet Archive:

https://archive.org/details/beatlesanthology0000unse_y2k8

#I nearly bought it in a charity shop last week #but it’s just so huge #Paul’s dad throwing sausages at him at lunchtimes in the cavern is in this book #anthology

[satans-knitwear]

The heating and hot water arent working and its still snowing outside 😭😭😭 me and the puppies cuddling for warmth.

#Heated blanket you are the only one i can rely on. #Its fuckin chilly. #Got a sausage casserole going in the slow cooker to warm me up for later #And a huge mug of hot chocolate to hold #Familys flight home got delayed another night bc of the weather #We shall persevere

[kizuike]

Things were easier when people used AI image generators for stuff like "among us pride parade" not like this

#original #AI has perfected the female form you see. Everyone knows the perfect female has 6-7 sausage fingers #I'm not saying anything about the huge breasts because I also love huge breasts next question #Like I don't even care that you want the computer to draw you some tits. But do you have to be pretentious about it