#hospitalist

[mcatmemoranda]

UCSF Hospitalist Handbook | Hospital Handbook

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[medhahospital]

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[hospitalrecruiting]

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[andhumanslovedstories]

All this discussion of parasocial relationships and no one’s talking about the most powerful one of all, the one formed between a night nurse and the hospital doctors they only communicate with via terse telegram-like pages requesting pain meds and sleeping pills, and the silent yet giving response of said medication orders popping up in return

#sometimes we even Talk Back and Forth scandalous don’t tell anyone #also I would make stan accounts for my favorite hospitalists #susan you are always so thoughtful in response to my queries #travis when you call me on the phone you actually say hello first #I’ll make u a little fancam from your official work profile pics #nursing tag

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Ayooo (some) Healthcare Boys are back! :D

(@hermitdrabbles56 @squigglywindy)

The emergency department was busy.

Very busy.

It wasn't even the usual kind of busy, the hustle and bustle of residents falling behind on paperwork and orders, leading to a backup in the line for mild to moderately sick patients. It wasn't half the city's population using the ED as their primary care because they either didn't have the time, patience, money, or opportunity to get an actual primary care provider.

No, these patients were sick. They were actually having emergencies, and there were a lot of them.

Legend and Warriors were each caring for the sickest in the department. Both patients desperately needed ICU beds, and they knew they were in short supply. Warriors, keen on listening to the charge nurse and hospitalist's words about the status of beds and patient acuity, had already figured out that there was one remaining ICU bed in the entire hospital. A neighboring hospital also only had one bed available, and was willing to accept a patient.

That meant they had to decide who to fly and who to keep. That decision was already a difficult one, left to the emergency physician who was trying to parse it out, but the biggest dilemma wasn't even that.

It was the blasted hospitalist.

Warriors had mostly dealt with emergency personnel in the war. Most of his experience was in a field hospital, which had little beyond immediate, urgent care before shipping a patient to an actual hospital for continued treatment. It wasn't until the waning years of the war that he'd transferred off the front lines entirely.

In that time, he'd learned that he didn't like hospitalists. They were the physicians who took care of acutely ill and injured patients who were being hospitalized, the ones who would usually be on the floor. They also were the buffer between the ER and the rest of the floors - even an ICU patient had to go through their screening, alongside a critical care consultation with physicians trained in whatever specialty was needed. Hospitalists often had to juggle far more patients than was likely safe, which stretched them thin and burned them out. He'd heard there were good ones in Hyrule Hospital, but he'd yet to meet them.

This one definitely did not fall into the criteria of a good one.

"We need to figure out who to fly," the emergency physician remarked.

The hospital crossed his arms. "Whoever doesn't die first, I suppose."

Warriors froze midway through charting something, having been basically living in the patient's room as they were too ill for him to leave. He saw Legend, who was walking swiftly out of his own room to grab supplies, also screech to a halt.

The emergency physician glanced at the hospitalist and cut through his remark. "Let's just assume they both survive the night. We still need to figure this out."

"I think we should just board both of them here," the hospitalist remarked.

Board them? In the emergency department? Was he insane? The ER was not designed to house patients with intensive care needs. The ER stabilized people, fixed immediate issues, and then moved them to where they needed to go, whether it was a follow up with primary care, a bed in the acute care floors, to the operating room, or a straight shot up to an ICU room. ED nurses could have up to four patients - they didn't have the staffing to dedicate a nurse to just a single patient, as these two clearly needed the extra care and undivided attention. The hospitalist was suggesting they stay?

Legend whirled on the pair of physicians. "Absolutely not. These two patients need an ICU. That's inappropriate care."

"We have no beds," the hospitalist argued.

"We have one bed," Warriors fired back. "And the other hospital has one as well."

"Our ICU nurses can't handle this kind of patient," the hospitalist retorted.

Legend huffed. "Then they're not actual ICU nurses."

The emergency physician piped up, emboldened by the nurses. "They're right. These patients are absolutely not staying here."

The hospitalist's face grew sour, and he started to shuffle towards a computer elsewhere to look more thoroughly at the patients' charts again.

The emergency physician glanced at the pair. "Thank you."

Warriors and Legend both nodded, watching the doctor follow his peer to ensure he actually worked this out. The two nurses looked at each other next, just for a moment, a silent respect settling between them, before they went back to work.

XXX

Hyrule stared at the dispatch information. "Does... does this say entrapment at the Salvation Army?"

"How...?" Mo started to ask, just as confused. "What...?"

Dot laughed outright. "Oh my gosh, wait - look at the age. That's got to be Beedle."

Hyrule groaned. How in the world had Beedle gotten himself entrapped somewhere around the Salvation Army?

The pair quickly found out as they arrived with the fire department. Beedle had situated himself in the donation booth, smiling pleasantly as they arrived.

"Beedle," Hyrule immediately said, hands on his hips. "What in the world are you doing?"

"I saw some shady looking guy walking into the store," Beedle explained. "I wanted to make sure he didn't burn the place down! So I hid in here."

"How are you stuck?" Mo asked.

"I can't get out!" Beedle gestured around himself.

"Well how did you get in?"

Beedle pointed behind him. "There's a door here."

Mo and Hyrule looked at each other. Then the firefighters.

One of their coworkers chewed his lip, half exasperated and half amused. "So uh... did you try the door, then?"

Beedle blinked and turned around, jiggling at the latch a little before the door opened. "Oh! Thank you!"

"Oh my heaven," Mo muttered, face in his hands.

A police officer then approached. "Sir, the store manager is also citing you for trespassing."

Beedle jumped, clearly affronted. "Trespassing? I was protecting them!" With a huff, he added, "That's it! The next time a shady person walks by I'm just going to let them burn the store."

Hyrule had to cough to hide his laugh.

#lu in healthcare #writing #the frequent flyers we deal with #they crack me up #and that hospitalist needs a punch in the face and a retirement #what the actual hell #so proud of my coworker for standing up to him <3 #lu warriors #lu legend #lu hyrule

[fauvester]

svsss hospital au (aka take your blorbo to work day). SQQ would’ve been an ID doc if the money for neurology wasn’t sooo good. and he does love all the accessories and fancy little accoutrements. LBH was his intern at a very toxic program when he was a neurology fellow and fell ass over teakettle in love with him for doing such things as Telling him he did a good neuro exam and Letting him go early that one time. LQG is the new star ortho attending who SQQ rags on for not knowing “body medicine” (LQG: I was in AOA with you, shidi!) SQH is either the palliative/pain attending or the long suffering charge nurse who couldn’t afford med school. the demons are surgeons (trying to think of a class of physicians who prompt such a strict and violent hierarchy). MBJ is the IR chair (both a proceduralist/workhorse of the hospital AND a lover of cold dark solitary radiology rooms) and SHL is the worlds first plastics doc who enjoys ED trauma surg consults because she loves seeing fucked up hands and faces

#MEDSURG BINGHE SUPREMACY! #anyways can you tell I was duped into coming to clinic 30 mins early. what do I even do #svsss #MQF is the academic hospitalist attending he’s doing the Real Work here #everyone else is just living the consult service life

[mrsballlegs]

There is a hospitalist who was new during like my last year on stepdown and he was suuuuch a dick a couple times so I hate him but somehow in the process of him being a dick and arguing with me multiple times he gained respect for me and loves me. Every once in a while I have to call him for floor patients boarding in the icu and he is always super nice, always remembers me, asks how I’m doing, and gives me everything I want. I’m even starting to not hate him anymore

#he ordered home psych meds and BP meds for me last night do you know how hard it is to get a nighttime hospitalist to do something like that

[strangesmallbard]

ah yeah. post-injury fibromyalgia pain in all the other muscles 👍

#[flashback sequence to yesterday] the hospitalist: she’s a perfectly healthy young lady! #yell.txt

[hospitalrecruiting]

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[shameboree]

amazing how so many nurses at wrk can do back to back 16s w 4hrs of sleep btwn and function just fine like this is normal vs i get 11-13 solid hours before my measly 12hr shift and YET by 1am when a pt asks me why they need an antibiotic im like buddy i dont even know what that is

#i call the same hospitalist 30 billion times every shift and yet by 1am i have to look up the number bc i somehow forget #like i GUESS it doesnt help that i get 4hrs of sleep every day that is not a work day or whatever. whatever. #my entire shift i have to write my room numbers on my arm or i immediately forget.. idk how to read or count 😔 #shaym talks

[im-not-the-one-youre-looking-for]

You know what makes me angry? Substance users whose substance use endangers the people who are trying to help them. My patient smoked what was likely fentanyl in his room tonight which just firstly is a fire risk in a building where every room is hooked to oxygen and then also let me walk in and breathe that.

#I feel shitty. finally finished calling the hospitalist and getting my note written on it and all that stuff and escaped to eat something #makes me so frickin angry #the patient started threatening to leave AMA mid search and honestly? go #let’s see how long you make it before you go septic again with that leg #anyway drugs suck don’t recommend #got six hours left in this shift yay #nursing

[fauvester]

its so funny im rotating on an outpatient rotation for older teens for 4 weeks and everyones like Wow you must really love outpatient care and reproductive counseling and ladies that's the diametric opposite of what I'm interested in

#i like INPATIENT and BABIES. #but my rec letter writer who i really wanted to like me runs this rotation #so i ended up here lol #it's nice! i like seeing all the different clinic sites #but its just funny lol when people ask me if i want to specialize im like yeah.... hospitalist.... #meds cool