#hoe4hotchners boss

[hoe4hotchner]

Helllooo all my hotch whores and discount hotch lovers!! I bring you more stories about my boss, or more like news!

SO...... I was looking through all my notifications on our company’s app and saw that there was a new post under our “moments”.

Come to find out that my boss man and everyone’s Discount version of Hotch apparently won a contest in our company and got the title as Unit chief of the year across the around 15 stores that have a department like ours.

And in the picture they posted he’s wearing a green shirt that looks so much like the one Hotch wears in one of the episodes with Beth too!!! I’M DROOLING! aLSO his hair looks like Hotch’s in Children Of The Dark 3x04

#Hoe4hotchners boss #Discount hotch #my hands are shaking and heart is pounding #I just think he's so neat #i would do anything for that man

[ssamorganhotchner]

Thirsty Hotch thought. We both know someone who will go feral for this I believe.

Hotch and pet play?! You’re in the BAU as well and when work starts stressing you out Hotch takes it upon himself to help you destress by regressing you into his sweet little puppy. Like how would that go? ❤️🐶

Hi anon! Oh I know someone first hand that would lose her shit over this 👀 @hoe4hotchner 😏

As your boss, he needs to make sure that you are in top-tier condition to work at the BAU, and if you were stressed out, you cannot work to the best of your abilities. In order to do this, he makes you forget about everything that happened at work.

As his your relief, he would absolutely use you until you’re doing nothing but letting out little whimpers for him. He would fuck you until the only name you knew is his and you were nothing but a sloppy mess afterwards. As your owner, he would also buy you a cute little collar that has his name on it. Just like a pet, this man owns your ass and he makes sure you know this. Afterwards, he would pet your hair while you lay on his chest saying things like “good girl, honey. such a good pet for daddy arent you baby?” And you would nuzzle into his neck and sigh, because your day got 1000x better. ❤️🐶

#anon <3 #morgan answers #thirsty hotch thoughts #aaron hotchner #thomas gibson #criminal minds #daddy hotch #hotch

[hoe4hotchner]

Ahhhhh!!!!

I was using the work phone to transfer a bunch of goods earlier today and my boss so happened to call it at the same exact time. (Bear in mind that I was using the one from the bake sale cause ours isn’t working)

Well, I answered all proper and shit like “hi this is Rebecca”

And he was like: “when you’ve got 2 minutes, can you please come to my office”

Brrr FUCK!!! Was all I could think. I actually got kind of nervous.

Welp! I finished what I was doing and went. As I entered I tried to take the piss out of the situation and said “should I be scared” and thankfully he said “no not at all”

Bestie just wanted to ask if I wanted to be “promoted” and get a title in our department as a job pilot. Basically, I have to do the training of new employees.

We talked about it. I tilted my head staring at him with lovey dovey eyes. Don’t think he noticed. I agreed. And he said that he was asking because he wanted people who are well-trained and can take responsibility.

He literally used it to give me a mental pat on the back

🥺💗😭💗💗💗💗💗💗

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[hoe4hotchner]

I think my boss is malfunctioning. He sent me an email out of our opening hours and it just says:

I think he forgot to add a document or something. But I can’t stop laughing. This 40 year old man is like an old grandpa when it comes to technology. BAHAHAH!!! I didn’t even know he knew what FYI meant!

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[hoe4hotchner]

Discount Hotch is at it again trying to steal my heart.

So... On Easter Saturday I noticed that I had been scheduled for the closing shift at work. (I never close unless I pick up the shift myself). And since discount is away on holiday I asked my manager about it.

And you want to hear her answer!?!?!?

She said that she too was confused and had asked him about it. Turns out that he’s closing too and wants someone who he knows will do a good job and make sure that it’s spotless since the store will stay closed until the following tuesday.

HE THINKS I’M THE BEST MAN FOR THE JOB!!!!! I’ve only ever closed 3-4 times, and he wants me to do it

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[hoe4hotchner]

I have more discount Hotch stories from today!!!!

First of all: While he was taking the chairs out he found a bottle of water (fancy electrolyte or something) and he walked into the kitchen and was like “this is for you” and kept on saying that for the next two hours. At one point he also read what was in it and I had to admit that i had no clue what he just said. And the last time he mentioned it I told him “you have to force it down my throat if you want me to drink it” and he responded with “I’m not getting far with you today” (Sir yes you are you don’t know what kind of thing I’d like you to do to me)

Ugh and then later we started talking about being drunk and future department parties where it was agreed upon that me and another co-worker who was also at work today, was the drunkest. And when I asked if he even noticed how much like Bambi I looked like walking up those steps he said yes. FUCK ME!!!

I had another story that I forgot, which sucks a bit 🙂

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[hoe4hotchner]

DISCOUNT HOTCH AND I SHOWED UP FOR WORK IN THE SAME COLORED AND STYLE SHIRT!!!!!!

I was leaving when I met him (arriving) in the door. Our shirts were the same freaking olive green. I’m not kidding!!!! I looked pale and tired from being sick and he looked pale and tired from apparently taking care of his son all day. (cause he just started kindergarten yesterday and is slowly getting used to being away from home)

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[hoe4hotchner]

I HAVE MORE DISCOUNT HOTCH GOODIES TO TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT

He was like: “You know I was actually out here Saturday (two saturdays ago). (Then something about his son liking the mascot costumes walking around). I wanted to come check up on you guys now that I was here, but you (me) were so concentrated with the Pizza”

Me: “you should’ve just said hi”

DH: “I didn’t want to scare you”

AHHHH!!!! Cutie! But I would’ve loved to say hi to him.

Alsoalsoalso!!!!!

He leaned his hands into my view so he could change something on the schedule. Man has the same ape like hands that Hotch has!!!! He gets closer and closer to Aaron every day.

Okay!!!! Last thing! I don’t want to think about it but I can’t stop now that I noticed it!

When he smiles, he gets smile lines around his mouth. THE SAME FUCKING PLACE AND LOOK AS OWEN GRAY! I’m deceased. I don’t want to compare him to my alphabet soup boy, but I can’t stop.

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[hoe4hotchner]

I’m not a homewrecker. I’m not a homewrecker. I’m not a homewrecker. I’m not a homewrecker.

I swear if this man doesn’t love me up soon, I will die!

(Stories from the past two days of work about me and my boss under the cut. And one just from work.)

Okay, so first of all, let’s talk about the thing I mentioned where he had to kind of reassure me because I got somewhat anxious yesterday at work.

I absolutely hate confrontations, like a lot lot. And there were these two customers that couldn’t get along at all. An elderly man was standing right against the customer in front of him, and she had repeatedly had to tell him to back away and create some distance because she didn’t feel comfortable and he refused every single time. When I stepped in I tried to resolve it by telling him to go to my register and I would serve him as the next customer. He refused, again. So I mumbled to the lady that I would go call security, since that was not acceptable covid or not.

Well, I couldn’t get hold of the guards, then I tried the house manager for the day, ZILCH. In the end, I call my boss, hoping that he was still at work and when he thankfully answered I was like: “If it’s possible can you get up here or at least get in contact with the house manager, we have a customer that’s making another customer uncomfortable.” I feel like he could sense my tone pitching slightly up cause he said that he would be there as quickly as he could.

Well, both customers left before he managed to get up to us. And I explained the situation and said that I saw him head for another coworker of mine, which prompted my boss to want to make sure that he wasn’t harassing other people.

But before he left he stopped in his tracks, looking me in the eyes dead seriously, and was like: “Are you okay?” Probably since my distress was showing (stumbling over my words, slightly shaking hands, you know the drill)

My response was: “Yeah, thank you. Just tired, that’s all.” And his whole face fucking lit up like a child on Christmas before he then proceeded to tell me that he would talk to customer service so we could call them if the man decided to come back (since they can come to the rescue in 30 seconds roughly)

Besties!!! He gave me a nickname today. I think he just stumbled over his words or slipped up cause he rarely calls people by things other than their name. I was opening up our serving counters and he stopped me as I was walking out of our cold room. It’s not like it isn’t a nickname I’ve head before, cause I have:

“Rebexs, (the section chiefs name) has granted us 20k more for our salary budget for the pizza. Do you want some of those?” 

Besties I nearly swooned, but I said yes. Like a fucking maniac cause i barely have any days off to begin with.

Then later on in the day he came to check up on me since I had the worst station in all of the house. He even asked if I needed help or if I was missing something. I forgot everything that I actually needed help with and said no. He’s just so big and tall and AHH! I just wish he wasn’t married and maybe only 10 years older than me so it wouldn’t be weird!

Any way, I still had a broken ice cream machine when he left.

Blargh! This is not about my boss, but it just makes me so annoyed. The coworker of mine who’s been working at the store for 47 years is the biggest bully in the world.

I had to chop some tomatoes and over estimated how many I needed to cut, so I used our tomato slicer instead of a regular knife. After I had cleaned it and was about to put it back on its spot, she looked at me with such venom in her words like: “Do you really use that for such a small amount. They get soggy from using it” WHICH is not true at all, she just isn’t there when he usually cut tomato slices.

Anyway I’m glad that apparently she’s slowly starting to retire this summer.

Okay okay okay, last story. I figured out the dates for those pizza shifts my boss asked me about and I sent him a whole notes app screen shot of maybe 20 something dates and he replied with the words: Konge! (which technically means king, but we use it as a way to say “Ah, that’s awsome”).

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[hoe4hotchner]

*slowly opens the door to stir you awake, while whispering*

Hey hi, Aaron Hotchner with a sleeve full of tattoos.

*gently closes the door again*

I'm sorry to inform you that you opened the wrong door

Because..... my boss..... who looks like Hotch...... has a sleeve on his left arm (or at least what I believe to be a sleeve.)

But, YES! bLAgh!!!!!!!

It would be teasingly peaking out from under his sleeves, the black and grey patterns and pictures kept a secret from everyone on the team.

I'm a whore for this.

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[hoe4hotchner]

New discount Hotch content.

My boss left early at work today. I was the only one he said goodbye to.

He was like: Rebecca. (you know to grab my attention) See ya 👋

Also earlier in the day we caught each others eyes and he was like:

BLEEGHHHH!!!!! Why do I get attracted to people I can’t have?!?

Also, it’s fair to add that based off of my TG cutout and my observations about my boss, it's safe to say that boss man is taller than Hotch 🤤

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[hoe4hotchner]

Your boss really sounds like an amazing person, who should be in the position they are. He cares about his employees and even asks them how they are doing

11/10, we love people like that

He really is the best. He's super chill about everything and I don't think I've ever heard him raise his voice at us, like ever.

Every morning I come in he always either asks me if I'm "Fresh" "Had a good weekend" or just the general good morning or if I've had a good day. It's the simplest of gestures that show he cares and that we're not just working slaves that should bow down to their leader.

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[hoe4hotchner]

i really hope you get all the rest you can get!!! but um, discount hotch?😂❤️

I’m so bad at going to bed when I say I am. But Discount Hotch is my boss. Their side profiles are almost identical and he has so many quirks and tells of Hotch’s, yet whenever I mention criminal minds at work he seems to understand jack about it.

But if you want to read more about my encounters with him these two tags include it all 😘😉

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[hoe4hotchner]

*incoherent thoughts only* IM CRYING AND THROWING UP HOLY FUCK!! My boss watched me struggle to push a shopping cart filled to the brim with water bottles AND HE ASKED IF I WANTED ANY HELP WITH IT. I said yes of course

The man kept turning around to see if I was behind him and he wiggled his brows at me. I did it back too tihi.

Also he helped put the water away too holy shit. And before he walked away again he asked if there was anything else he could do. And my answer was just “no” but you could stick your dick in my mouth please and thanks

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[hoe4hotchner]

Discount Hotch is my bestie now. (This has been decided by me, he's not in on the relationship)

He literally just came over and asked if I wanted a box of New Year's menus that hadn't been picked up when we close.

There were 4 servings of 4-course meals in my box. That's $165 worth of food that he just gave to me, for FREE!!!

(and on a whole other note: our section chief has been feeding us soda and sandwiches from the store all day + candy as well, also all for free)

I Love MY JOB!!!!

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[hoe4hotchner]

Saw discount Hotch out of the corner of my eye after he came back from a meeting. My brain went: ❤️✨Daddy✨❤️

Thank goodness I didn’t say it out loud.

This is starting to be problematic.

He also loved how drunk I got the other day and apparently the whole party went looking for me

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