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mitski-slope · 5 months
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Scruffing you
I will indoctrinate you into hockey as well I swear to FUCKING GOD
LOOK UP BRAD MARCHAND PLEASE I BEG OF YOU!!! LOOK UP BRAD MARCHAND LICKING AND KISSING COMPILATION!! OBAMA CALLED HIM A LITTLE BALL OF HATE!! HE INHERITED THE NICKNAME “THE RAT”!!!! HE KISSED HIS OLD TEAMMATE WHO HE HAD MATCHING NUMBERS WITH (He’s 63 and Bergeron is 37 WHICH ADD UP TO FUCKING 100!!!!) ON THE FUCKING MOUTH DURING ANOTHER TEAMMATES WEDDING!! AND BEFORE THAT THEY DID A WHOLE ASS CHOREOGRAPHED DANCE!!! PLEASE I PLEAD OF YOU!!! HE STOLE A WHOLE PLAYER!! HE FUMKIN SCRUFFED HIMB!!! POOR BABY BEDSY GOT SCRUFFED BY THE RAT!!! ALSO LOOK UP CONNOR BEDARD PLEASE!! BROSKI KEEPS GETTING MANHANDLED AND LAUNCHED AND TOSSED AND THROWN AROUND!!! HE WAS THE NUMBER ONE DRAFT PICK THIS SEASON!!!! HE HAS THE WEIGHT OF TAKING A MEDIOCRE TEAM ALL THE WAY TO THE STANLEY CUP ON HIS SHOULDERS!! HES JUST A LITTLE GUY AND THEY EXPECT HIM TO FUCKING OUT SCORE WAYNE GRETZKY!!!! LOOK UP BEST ALLY TRAVIS DERMOTT PLEASE!!! I WAS HIS AND THE YOTES FAN BEFORE AND EVEN MORESO NOW!! HE GOT THE PRIDE TAPE BAN RESERVED!! HES JUST A NORMAL DUDE!!! HES NOT A SUPERSTAR!!!! HES JUST A BROSKI!!! BUT HE DID IT BY HIMSELF!!!!! PLEASE POOKIE COOKIE SNOOKUM KITTEN WHISKERS SWEETIE PIE SUGARPLUM HONEY BUTTERCUP BEAR!!! GET INVESTED IN A TEAM!!! JUST NOT THE MAPLE LEAFS!!!!!! PLEASE PHROG I BEG!!! I BEGGETH ON MY KNEES!!! I AM GIVING PUPPY EYES AND HEAD TILT!!! SPARKLY WET SOPPING EYES!!!!!!
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hi marcy
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cemetery-walks · 2 years
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hiiiiiiiiii just wanna say your pony designs are so cool and theyre inspiring me to make my own for my favorite characters :hjeart hands emoji:
PLEASE DO WE NEED MORE HORSES ALSO THANK YO but i wanna see ur poneys im shaking with anticipation knowing PONEYS WILL COME INTO EXISTENCE
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mitski-slope · 4 months
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astralis
“Look!” Hailey pushes herself upright, enraptured. Lia doesn’t even bother to look at the sky until she realises that they’re no longer holding hands. A comet, Northern-Lights-green and streaking carbon, soars through the air, more like a bird taking flight than a compound of heat and rock. A pretty kind of destruction. Decay, made an art. It’s a stroke of fire. Hailey gasps. “It’s beautiful, isn’t it?” She isn’t looking at the comet. “Yeah. It is.”
Hailey, Lia, and everything in-between.
[for @inwayovermyhead (HAPPY BDAY ILYSM <3333333) & beta'd by @cosmozzzz]
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