#hint: this is false

[biscuityskies]

This is what Attack of the Clones feels like

#attack of the clones #temuera morrison #the world might be a better place if there were 200 thousand Tems already created and a million more well on the way #god I love this movie. #graphic design is my passion #hint: this is false #the app says it took me an hour fifty 💀 #dani ramblings

[samble-moved]

post itself

false flags

trans/adjacent tags

accessibility features

tumblr live post (thanks for the link, @problemnyatic)

flashing / strobing / lights

unblockable flashing ad

buying ad free

staff @/macmanx guilt trip

list of staff + more issues

#post nuked bc proshippers started insulting people who rbed this and implied partyjockers attempted to Kill staff? it was getting old so #archive links still under the cut if you want and you can rb this from others if you want the og #hint: if you dislike this post or want to debunk parts of it the way to go about it isn't to call people who've rbed it 'disgusting little #fuck ups' that are 'spreading anti shipper lies' #note: this post is and was Not about ship discourse jesus fucking christ proshippers get a grip #also ace discoursers are here too? this isn't about you either? #edit 2: if you send me an anon regarding this post about how im policing discussion or 'don't really want it' #but then stop replying when i answer your ask #maybe that's. not helping discussion? #i nuked this post as people started making up false accusations to smear people staff sniped. aka accusing someone of IRL ATTEMPTED MURDERS.

[valenishere]

Sagau Idea

I'm not that good with writing YouPoV's so there may be some odd usage of they's and thems then switching to "you"'s. this'll be stock full of typos so be warned

Mentions of injury, implied murder, blood, and implied cult

It's been a long while since I've gotten into Self-aware genshin aus, reading the fluffiest scenes to straight up gore. And theres this concept I saw about where the creator (basically, you) can make any oc come to life and help them out. (this one read it s really good. They also expanded on it go read it too its a really neat build-up on it. this one)

And as a DnD enjoyer as well... there's this idea thats been brewing in my head whenever i think back to it.

What if in Imposter!au where they're being constantly being hunted... after getting cornered in one of the nations (in the Chasm for example) they get desperate and try out an idea they don't think would work.

While resting after being in the brink of death(again) in a place Teyvat has helped you conceal, your thoughts wander. You think, why is there even a Creator? There isn't supposed to be one. That kinda concept just disrupts everything they know about the game. It's a ridiculous concept. In your delirious state, you think, "I wish that just disappears... Then i wouldn't be..."

Then you remebered the curious ability you've recently unlocked in your "adventures". The ability to create characters, with some limitations. It took you quite a bit to adjust to your newfound ability and its caveats, resulting in a few heartbreaking loss on the way.

But as a DnD player, overcoming the death of your beloved characters quickly is a mental fortitude you've developed. And it's handy that you've already made a few characters for your past sessions before landing in Teyvat. It saved you from being one-shotted right from the start.

Although now... You're down to only one left.

"... I'm so tired..."

The mental stress of being in a constant state of danger, paranoia, hunger, pain, and exhaustion have worn you down to a point where you can't even think up of more characters to make up for the one's that have recently passed. You slipped up so bad because of sleeplessness that your last capable party of characters died and a hole was speared through your gut too.

As you lay bleeding on the cold ground, with only a talking mushroom to keep you company, you wrack your brain to put together a proper character but... you really can't. You can't even think straight. Not with the recent information you've found out.

The so-called Creator is now creating their very own characters, their very own people/army, through alchemy, and is now sending them after you, thus increasing your hunters by double. And on top of the already powerful vision-holders (of course they're powerful, you made them that way), you figured... "Ah... I'm fucked..."

Knowing you might as well be as good as done now, you didn't even bother bringing out the last of your characters to heal you. It's not like healing yourself will make you forget about this lifelong trauma--

... Forget?

...

A fleeting thought.

A dumb fleeting thought. A very dumb one at that.

One that will for sure backfire in your face if you do it wrong. And quite frankly, it could spell the end for this world, even for the one they call Creator.

... But it's not like you have anything else to lose.

And so, within the dim light of the mushroom, you painstakingly start to write. Word for word, cramming everything information you know, as deatiled as you can make it into bringing it into life. A character you've never tried making before. Something that could possibly end your suffering. Or make it worse.

You honestly don't know if you're doing it right. After all, you've never tried something like it before.

"What are you making this time?' the ever so curious mushroom asked.

You grin, a manic look in your eyes. "Either my stupidest... or my brightest idea yet."

It's not long befere you finished. You gaze upon your finished product and you have to say... it's even more fleshed out than your best characters. And that quick sketch you drew... you swear those hollow eyes are following you already. That may be just the blood loss talking.

"That's... one ugly worm you've drawn..." The mushroom hums, like it can just see the monstrosity that you've created.

You chuckle breathlessly, looking almost solemn with what you're about to do. Well... it' not wrong. But...

"This is my kid. Their name is... Falseh. Get along well with them... okay?"

0===|>>>>>.

The very ground trembles as the Lord of Geo strides through the dark tunnels, a dark look in his eyes and a spear in his hand. If his presence wasn't enough, the murderous intent rolling off of him in waves is enough to deter any beasts from crossing his path.

The imposter was last seen slinking around the depths of the Chasm by one of the Tianquan's agents. Although failing to execute the imposter the first chance they got with their incompetence, Morax have to commend the Qixing for being able to find them even in the depths of the earth.

For some reason, the land seems to reject his commands from time to time now. He was baffled as to why his beloved Maker is hindering him in fulfilling his given mission but he's just been informed that the land defiance of him is due to the imposter infecting the land with their vile abilities.

Now, he's even more hellbent on making sure to drive his spear through the imposters heart and presenting it to his Grace. He won't miss a second time.

His eyes sharpens as a he a cavern just up ahead, soft blue light spilling through entrance. Tightening his grip on his spear, the power of Geo gathers in his other, ready to skewer someone five times into death if he so wishes.

He steps through the entrance and immediately lands on a figure, leaning prone under a giant glowing mushroom. He relaxes a bit. He recognizes this place. It's a bit close to the Land of Verdure, Sumeru. He needs to be careful. He can't be caught flaunting his power on another Archons domain after all.

Approaching the figure, he gets a bit surprised as they twitch, looking up to him through their hair. They try to talk, but all they can manage are quiet wheezes.

'Oh. They're still breathing. That's good.' Zhongli kneels down beside them, looking them over. They look like they've been dragged through the Abyss and back. Their midriff is bandaged heavily but it's already bled through, forming a pool of their own blood below them. He frowns lightly. It must be quite a big injury if it's bleeding this much.

Wordlessly, he holds a hand over the injury and channels his power. He's not the most profficient in healing, but he should at least be able to stop the bleeding.

Mere moments later, he have plugged up the injury and the figure is now able to stand up.

"Th-Thank you so much Rex Lapis!" they bow down. Or at least, they bow down the best they can without opening their wound. "Any longer and I would've surely perished..."

Zhongli waves them off nonchalantly as he starts to walk back out the way he came. "It's best you get back to the surface. Your injury needs to be properly tended. And I can see that..."

His eyes drifts to the scattered bloody bandages and practically empty backpack. "You've run out of supplies. It is a virtue to you mortals to know when to give up. Remember that."

"Y-Yes sir Rex Lapis sir! I'll get back right away!" they start to quickly collect their things, haphazardly stuffing the bandages and handbook into the bag, being careful of their injury.

The Lord of Geo just watches for a moment before completely leaving, trusting that they won't make any stupid mistake and go back post haste.

After he has left, you pause in your packing, leaning against the mushroom and slowly sliding down with a shaky breath.

"Y-You... didn't you say he and the entirety of the world was hunting for you?" The mushroom hums in confusion, sharing your tension. "What was that? Heck, he was the one that put a hole through you and he healed you!"

You chuckle breathlessly, the manic look intensifying in your eyes as it dawns on you that it worked. That stupid idea of yours actually worked!

And if you can get to the Creator... you can make this whole concept disappear altogether. Forever.

Out of the corner of your eyes, you see it. A large mass of hairless flesh writhing about, multiple tentacle-like appendages potruding out of it. It's slithering it's limbs about, coiling around the mushroom and and back again, and around you as well.

But when you turn your head to actually look, there's nothing there. All you can hear is what seems to be muffled humming, an eerie tune listlessly flowing through the air (but somehow, the sound is the most comforting thing ever).

"Oh it's nothing. I think... he just heard something that made him forget."

#chaotic blabbing #spreadingchaos #genshin self aware #genshin sagau #genshin impact sagau #sagau #self aware genshin #sagau impostor au #sagau brainrot #sagau x reader #genshin isekai #A Creature That Sings A Song That Makes You Forget #shi its already 2 in the morning #I wrote this half asleep so dont be surprised if it doesnt make sense #Falseh is pretty easy to figure out #hint it starts with a false and it has multiple heads that can sing #its a homebrew guy but i really like 'im y'know

[ascendant-queen]

the false prince spoilers below ⬇️

thinking about… how jaron had to find out that his whole family was dead and pretend to not care. of course, he could blame his reaction on pure shock, but the careless Avenian orphan he was pretending to be could not possibly have displayed the amount of grief he was feeling.

and that’s why the dungeon scene is one of my favorites in the whole book, because it’s the first time he allows himself to truly grieve for his family. it’s such a rare moment of vulnerability for him and he deserved that time to mourn!! (and also Mott was there so instant favorite)

anyway I have Thoughts

#I could write an ESSAY on Jaron’s character arc #going back and counting the amount of hints that were dropped and in awe of Jen’s genius #anyway. read the Ascendance series 2023 #the ascendance series #the false prince #sage #jaron #tfp spoilers

[verycharismaticdragon]

Thank you for the fun poll/quiz!!! I really enjoyed it, and following along with your responses!!

(And statistics *you* get to choose and follow out of personal interest are almost *always* fun to follow!)

Honestly I didn't expect so much free serotonin from this poll but its been SO fun seeing people's responses!

My favorite so far has been this one:

nearly sent me by the way of donghua Shen Yuan, ngl (i was eating sweet cherries while checking the notes and narrowly avoided choking)

...Although I must say my statistics sheet has been getting pretty stale lately. The placements barely change, if at all. Wondering if I should think up a way to shake it up a little, or if it's better to get clean results 🤔 Though I absolutely do pat myself on the back for how relatively even the options continue to stay. Like, this is the current distribution:

The least popular option is just shy of 150 votes, which is ~100 votes below the average, and the most popular option has ~370 votes, which is ~120 votes above the average. Considering that there are over 2200 non-reader votes at this point, I'd say that's pretty even!

#my current idea for chaos induction is a second poll for scummies where all true options are modified to be wrong #while the false option is returned to its true form. you guys would be able to pick out ONE truth right? .......right? #another idea for chaos induction is posting the quotes that are near the events in question but dont quiiiiiiiite spoil whether the option #in question is true or false. #like a hint round #svsss didnt happen poll #svsss

[birchbow]

oh my god I can’t imagine Meenah and Kurloz successfully talking through their feelings without Feeder Vantas holding their fronds every step of the way, and while I’m sure somebody somewhere has a pale exhibition kink (cough Gamzee cough) I don’t think Meenah is one of those somebodies. Although Meenloz have been pretty extreme exhibitionists in other ways, huh? Does Meenah get her kicks humiliating people both in both a conciliatory and concupiscent sense? But she wouldn’t want to be the one whose feelings are exposed . . .

(I've never put the words "pale exhibitionism" together in my head but I do think I've written it for Gamkar several times without necessarily meaning to lmao. That's very funny in light of another fic I'm working on right now)

RE: Meenloz, I think the humiliation part for Meenah is bound up in a sexual response, so for a purely pale relationship it wouldn't be on the table--theoretically it could be for her blurred/vacillating thing with Kurloz, but also Kurloz is much more willing to have sex over a table in front of an entire banquet than he is to be completely vulnerable emotionally for 0.2 seconds. So like, I think she knows him well enough to know that if she pushed on that it would not go well.

Also yes, HER unwillingness to express any actual emotions in any helpful way is a big part of the problem, and she definitely can't take what she dishes out. What the fuck for should she be humiliated or embarrassed or vulnerable about shit. She's the empress. Fuck off with that. 😤

#ask time! #part of the problem with Meenah and Kurloz's lack of communication is that they do actually know each other very very well #on several levels of their lives and personalities they are very much in sync and have worked together for hundreds of years #and do in fact Just Get a lot of things which gives both of them the false sense that they never need to express anything ever #and that if one of them gets something wrong they're intentionally not playing ball with The Arrangement that has largely been working #instead of just like. he doesn't know you feel that way because you've taken pains to never EVER hint to him about it EVER #case in point: Kurloz has in fact been more emotionally vulnerable with Meenah than anybody else in his life ever. But also. #never told her about Halore and never told her about the Sufferer until circumstances brought it up. and then when he DID- #-he pretty severely downplayed it and made it about the Sufferer making a move at him and not about his feelings about that. #And meenah never asked or followed up on it. #I have a lot of thoughts. I'm going to stop and try to include them in prose instead but. I have a lot of thoughts.

[dragongirlbunny]

people will complain that math class has no bearing on real life and then demonstrate a complete incomprehension of how to parse (A&&B->C)

#this is algebra 2 level shit c'mon folks #here's a hint: saying 'what about if A or B is false' isnt a gotcha #because if a premise is false than the implication can neither be proven nor disproven #and thus the initial statement stands

[woolydemon]

for ppl that know my tf fan lore you would think I'd be ryu/kita pilled since I was blur/bee CEO but actually I was driven by my shock/bee instincts to be drawn to ake/kita instead <- none of these words are in the bible

#THERES A METHOD TO MY MADNESS #ok ok ok. ryu/kita. its the spunky bro electric yellow guy and the autistic weird blue guy. thats straight up blur/bee and i admit it #THE BLUE GUY IS EVEN TALLER THAN THE YELLOW GUY. ITS SO BLURBEE #but like for me. i def enjoy ryu/kita a lot but it doesnt make me crazy like blurbee does. nor ake/kita #BUT LIKE OK. THIS IS WHERE ME SAYING AKE/KITA IS LIKE SHOCK/BEE GETS INTO INSANE PPL TERRITORY #ok . for one. ermmmmmmm. shockwave .... was my first goro. #bc he has the whole. false identity meant to decive vs true identity as a villain thing. like gorby #and also i admit. i do have my v specific fan interpretation of him that makes him more sympathetic BUT ALSO THATS LIKE JUST ME. #ITS NOT IN CANON. IM AWARE OF MY DELUSION. i have fun though its ok. i separate fan interpretation from canon text. i have media literacy #the real insane part though is trying to explain why yusuke takes on a bee role. #to preface its not matching in personality. at all. they are nothing alike #its not the personality thats key here. its the role and dynamic he specifically has with shockwave #in which hes kinda a more lighter character that often gets religated as comic relief in the source material #but does have a genuine depth to him that could be taken more seriously but that usually gets ignored #and paired up with the antagonist guy with conflicting identity he pulls out a better side from them #and also they have the capacity to be sooo crazy dramas and toxic yaois and redemption like. whatever. #IM INSANE. IM INSANE IM INSANE. GOD . #i . i . i . im.... idk man i love dynamics #shock/bee still isnt like my top tf:a rarepair. but also ryu/kita isnt my top personba 5 pair . for some inexplicable reason #when i rlly enjoy both these kinds of dynamics but then sometimes it clicks with me more with certain character and a lil less with others #im a complex inexplicable enigma. but also maybe some characters just make it work better for me #i think largely overall though #im drawn to dynamics that have a hint of smth in the source and are expanded upon more in transformative material #anyway blah blah blah all that though #the real consistency is i keep having the same favorite character in stuff and its the blue autistic guy #rando thoughtz

[auspicioustidings]

👀 oh? what’s going to happen in Firewatch?! You can’t tease me like this 😰

And yet here we are! Get absolutely teased!

#as a hint it is going to be such diabolical angst that you are going to come for me with a pitchfork #but probably not for another few chapters so you'll have been lulled into a false sense of security by then #truly the equivalent of Simon snapping the sim card in Wrong Number #mhairianswers

[themyscirah]

Philippus? Wym philippus this is a wholeass other woman?????? She's white?????? Guys come on now

ALSO cursed white Euboea in this same sequence.... homeboy she's Asian please stop

Joe Phillips I'm sorry but this is some shitty ass guest pencilling how can you not know anything abt what these people look like thats literally your job... you also just needed to read the issue before this to know?

Editors should have caught this one these are major Amazon characters

#also i did a quick wiki check for one thing and basically confirmed that i was right about this entire arc so i win i guess 💪💪💪💪 #like “the amazons are starting some crazy murder shit!” are they really now. which amazons may i ask? are you sure its not the bana- #oh yep its the baba mighdall. well then. TOTALLY didnt see this coming (said w love) #i mean its like maybe im being perceptive but they literally showed two of them in their armor and had one say phthia aka one of the #founders of the bana. like okay i had to do a wiki to check that and obvi id know slightly more than a pérez run reader abt them #(but not much honestly ive read the same stuff they wouldve just plus some fandom osmosis/knowing who artemis is) but i digress. do think he #maybe could have put showing them off but i understand the motive of not wanting readers to go months thinking the amazons were chopping #ppls heads off. but they could have teased the mind control red herring (probably? think it was a red herring although it could pop back up #the arc is still ongoing) a little bit more considering weve had dr psycho starting shit for the past 4 (at LEAST) issues but well whatever #anyways the pencilling on this one needed help like its not even a coloring issue at the core of it its legit this guest guy drawing #totally different people... very lame #anyways maybe im too quick to blame it all on the bana i am only halfway through the arc #like i do think it is the bana. i think thats the answer. but again dr psycho IS causing problems and theres been hints of the cheetah being #involved (“animal attack” killings + a shot of her in arkham) AND circe was namedropped (although now we know it was dr psycho) but im still #slightly suspicious bc there seems to be possesed animals... like they are v much laying different hints and pathways here #but i think its the bana. i think its psycho fucking around and also the bana and MAYBE a psycho controlled cheetah or the bana mimicing her #patterns. or are the bana even there if psychos involved??? he could just be fucking around then- okay you know what. maybe im less sure of #this than i thought and should just read more. wait but how would psycho even know about the bana to have ppl hallucinate hed just use the #themyscirans-- okay i need to read more im getting distracted. the bana are definitely involved though im calling it. its them and maybe #psycho. and maybe cheetah. and maybe circe but likely not bc we already established that was a false lead. unless that was also a trick. and #WHAT ABT ARES ALL THE STOLEN ARTIFACTS HAD TO DO WITH WAR-- #.... guys im losing it. fuck it im saying its all giganta and calling it a day i cant do this #no but i love how this mystery is set up its like they just dropped clues for every single ww villain onto it and said “here. good luck.” #this is before the big ww crossover too so it could actually be all of them im losing my mind here. WHO IS IT #ive twisted myself in a circle here i dont know anything now. only that i did call it if it was the bana. or if theres mind control or smth #sus about heracles cup. i also called that although its seeming less and less likely now that the bana and psycho are likely involved. and #maybe cheetah. and circe. and ares. guys im falling apart here #what was the point of this post then? oh shitty guest pencilling and editor flops. the editor flop part i can understand im sure they were #busy even if this is a big thing to miss imo. the penciller though is just silly come on now. someone should have caught that. anyways-- #swishy liveblogs

[teslapenguini]

MS. FALSESYMMETRY. MA’AM. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

#maam your lore is INTRIGUING and BAFFLING #every single episode just gives me like 10 more questions and a single vague hint to an answer from the previous #this is a positive thing I'm having the time of my life #but what #falsesymmetry #empires smp #empires smp season 2 #hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 9 #does this fit or disprove my e!false theory? who knows!

[ascendant-queen]

Almost cried reading the first page of TFP- after all this time, I still have the opening lines memorized :’)

#about 20 chapters in atm #I swear Sage’s sass will never ever get old #also going back and seeing all the times the plot twist was hinted at!!! #and being like OOH #the ascendance series #the false prince

[the-light-and-dark]

*I jolt at the voice, bringing my hands up to my chest. I find the nearest play structure and lean against it*

*With pursed lips, I look around, ready to run when necessary.*

When the least is expected, nothing really happens, the wind that gets in here form huge, unseen windows passing by, a short lived cracking sound is heard nearby and a small star from the ceiling falls to the floor, flickering on and off, fighting for it's life before turning off completely.

It seems it wasn't anything serious, but that seems so before a silent chuckle, that you wouldn't hear unless you listened closely enough, came from the darkness nearby, what's it this time?

#sunyandmony's antagonist #sunyandmony asks #bittyfromquotev :) #hehehe false alarm but not quite just you wait #and have your eyes peeled btw:> #hints are everywhere 😭

[the-faultofdaedalus]

mmmm what if hydra tahiti’d the maximoffs what if that’s why they’re so Like That

#not the. not the death part just the brain machine false memories part #don’t even have to change that much. all the trauma and the situation could still be real as hell #one little tiny change to put stark on the missile #i think it would be Neat #like of course if hydra had that tech they would use it #they have BETTER than that tech they have the mind stone #how do you turn some mostly normal kids protesting the violence in their country #commiting some mostly small and entirely understandable acts of violence against the system into international terrorists? #little bit of mental rejiggering goes a long way #didnt they even have smth like that in wv #where the bomb or smth abt it was false and not a real memory #idk i don’t care #GOD it would’ve been so good to like. actually use hydra’s layers or coercion and manipulation with the maximoffs #like. Any part of it #they barely hint at it i want More #aos goes hard on the mind control and the rest of the mcu doesn’t fucking do anything with it #except with bucky #and i’m sad about it come on please use what you set up

[violexides]

God. komaeda really was a great character huh. (plus, ramblings about my favorite 'character types' and queerness in DR in tags).

#ides.txt #sorry i've been watching anime clips for the last hour or so. #kirigiri's false death actually made me cry and kizakura's as well (i'd never watched that one). #i also saw the juzo scene which. i know this is likely a controversial take but let me say this. #i'm quite happy with the fact that despite the NUMEROUS writing faults and outright creepy/gratuitously dark #writing of DR; they really do include a lot of queer characters that are like. explicitly queer. #i just come from AA which while the writing is MUCH better there is only slight hints of a character being queer #herlock does 'costumes'. edgeworth and his damn feelings. klavier and 'my boyfriend is the prosecution's witness' #but in DR it's like actually this guy is just gay. and i do appreciate that. #there is obviously a degree of homophobic writing in the series but i think now that i'm older i see the like. #novelty of having characters as explicitly straight as other characters are explicitly queer. #anyway this all was about komaeda i was just. every day i loom treacherously close to just writing DR fic again. #i think i have certain character typings that i like. #one of them is characters who are distinctly along the rude-asshole spectrum (ranging from- #gina lestrade to apollo justice to hinata hajime to mondo owada etc.) #and then characters who are cunning and complex. i think a cunning character is the key to my heart. #klavier gavin. komaeda nagito. to an extent herlock but i haven't finished his game yet. #i think it's difficult because of all character traits that one is most likely to get brushed over in fanon. #i just wish i started writing fic when i was a little bit older so i could have understood that piece of him. #but as always i can't exactly blame myself for projecting undiagnosed mental illness on him #as i wasn't exactly ooc about it. i understand him (i barely understand him).

[riacte]

2/4 of mcc9 blue bats in a christmas mcc you love to see it <3 christmas charity stream finally becoming real after 2 years

false has teamed more with h than ren in 2022. i would say it’s 2x more (the false grian scar h team and the yellow yetis iirc) but 2 times 0 is still 0–

#ria.txt #mcc #it’s gonna be a year since the mint maids #🧍‍♀️a year since false ren mcc #wait WDYM FALSE HAS ONLY BEEN IN 5 MCCS THIS YEAR THAT IS ILLEGAL #STRAIGHT UP ILLEGAL #do you remember when we got fruit with hermits like every damn month and now it’s a drought #lore for newcomers: back in 2020 the blue bats said they were gonna do a charity stream on xmas speedrunning all achievements #apparently h was organising，fruit and false also hinted it #much like goncharov (1973) the xmas charity stream (2020) is nonexistent #prob due to h moving houses (and ren not checking dms /j no he’s really kinda bad at checking dms)