#herrwagner

[goreverine-archive1]

@herrwagner​ sent a meme: 🔙   //   push  my  muse  against  a  wall . 👀   //   grab  my  muse’s  jaw   &   direct  their  gaze  towards  yours . 😶   //   put  a  hand  over  my  muse’s  nose   &   mouth . 🔵   //   grab  my  muse  hard  enough  to  leave  a  bruise . in this specific order because Kurt be physical like that.

Their sort-of-kind-of-marriage ( these things are a little complicated, here on Krakoa ) is on yet another day of imploding on the both of them, as it perpetually wants to be. This time, it’s him threatening to leave, not Kurt; he’s got a bag slung over his shoulder, expression firm. This is obviously not going to last; it never does.

“Yeah, no, the Russian Sibir is better than dealing with this shit for another day. See you hopefully never -- aah!”

His breath is knocked out of him, all at once as he gets bamfed into the wall with Kurt’s sudden jump; not only that, but his head pivots back and hits the overgrown wall behind him -- hard. Bleeding, even. He blinks, bleary, as he’s forced to look at Kurt’s seemingly infinite, glowing eyes. Naturally, he opens his mouth to yell at him, to damn him for his usual bullshit, but his lower face gets slapped over, dug into, the High Priest’s other hand forcing bruises into his shoulder.

He doesn’t need to talk, anyway. His own eyes flash defiance, and he bites with aim to crunch.

#toxic relationship cw #domestic violence cw #herrwagner

[crimefightrmoved]

Almost! I BLAME THE KIDS AND YOU KNOW WHICH ONE!

The house was quiet. They had the living room all to themselves. And Bruce had no trouble pulling Kurt by his waist over him as the Documentary he had put on continued to drone on in the background. Just white noise after all now that Kurt had his full attention. 

His eyes glowed with mischief. His stomach and chest doing tumble rolls as he watched him. Taken aback by the moment or just him and the overwhelming sense of fondness that welled up in his chest as the man. A hand cups his cheek while his own snakes from his hair to the nape of his neck to drag him down closer. 

Lips almost brushing against lips until the obvious sound of a door opening reached their ears, followed immediately by a pair of feet running down the stairs. Jason’s voice both pull their heads up from behind the couch, asking the most innocent question: “What are you guys doing? “ 

Nothing now, Bruce thought but he just smiled sheepishly, helping Kurt off him. “ Watching a Documentary about…Bats. “ 

self indulgent meme 》 not accepting 〉  @herrwagner .

#herrwagner #BATSIGNAL 〉inbox . #VERSE 〉gotham is batman 〉04 .

[alleyborn]

@herrwagner​ sᴀɪᴅ: Kurt is gonna cover Jason's face and arms in kisses and raspberries to make him laugh. The purring is just a bonus.

              SMALL MOMENTS ARE THE BIGGEST. Jason couldn’t stop laughing till his cheeks were pink. Small hands tried to push Vati away by the face but that didn’t stop the onslaught of kisses. Curling up and hiding his face in Kurt’s neck he feels the purring in his own chest, which makes him giggle still.      ❝ Noooo! ❞

#herrwagner

[brokentoys]

@herrwagner​ SENT:

He teleports in and out so fast he barely even leaves fur behind, but he has more than enough time to not just take Ed's hat, but also kiss his cheek.

Most  people couldn’t  have  gotten  away  with  stealing  Eddie’s  verdant  hat.  At  the  very  least,  they’ll  receive  an  excruciating,  long  -  winded  lecture  if  he  later  runs  into  them.  But  it  seems  Kurt  is  the  only  one  who  can.  &  that’s  only  thanks  to  the  kiss.  Which  seems  to  serve  as  a  reset  button,  as  he  even  forgets  about  the  hat,  &  instead  wears  this  goofy,  love  stricken  smile.

#herrwagner #( 🧩 ✧ RIDDLE ME THIS ✧ | IN CHARACTER ) #( 🧩 ✧ GOTHAM’S SAVIOR ✧ | MAIN VERSE ) #( 🧩 ✧ SENT TO ARKHAM ✧ | INBOX )

[crimelcrd]

@herrwagner​  —  ( う-´)づ︻╦̵̵̿╤──           -           ᴘᴇᴡ!

ʙᴀɴɢ! ╾━╤デ╦︻     ɪ ᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴛʜʏ ᴀᴅᴀᴍ      ❝ Vati, I love you. Really. But you have to understand, I’m not the same as I once was. I’m different now. I’m not a little kid anymore. ❞   He tries to be level headed as he speaks, but his tone comes more annoyed than he means to let out. Jason was growing restless in the deepest parts of himself.

#herrwagner

[lifebleeds]

“Hey. Hey, take it easy. I’m not looking for trouble.” Hands raise non-threateningly even as the slightest tendril of his awareness checks on his lightsaber, still hidden away underneath his traveler’s robes.

He knows better than to judge someone on their personal appearance — but even for a devaronian, the other man was distinctly off-putting.

“Just... passing through. That’s all.”

@herrwagner​ | star war brainrot

#herrwagner #sw au tbt

[hitsharder]

“You do realise that being tall isn’t the only thing that matters, right?”

HEH. ❝ Yeah. That's why I'm hilarious and my dick's big. ❞

#herrwagner #im awful

[movedcrimefightr]

"My son is biting your son, and apparently that is how they communicate... I have a lot of questions of what is going on in this house at this point."

" Well, you just said a lot of biting involved. " He retorted, visibly amused. Looking around then for said biting children. " But there's no crying to be heard so I presume they have come to some sort of agreement. " Or napping. Most likely napping. Little legs and the big manor didn't mesh well together from experience.

unprompted : @herrwagner .

#herrwagner #⌜𝑏𝑎𝑡𝑠𝑖𝑔𝑛𝑎𝑙.⌟ : inbox . #yes im absolutely picturing 20 yo dick biting jason here

[wingbcrn]

@herrwagner​​​ / He has left a blue box with bright yellow ribbons on Dick's bed. Inside is a neatly folded knitted sweater with a blue bird on the chest.

                    — dick’s birthday (a week later) 🥳

          he’s surprised to find a box on his bed when he steps into his bedroom, eyes narrow in suspicion. someone broke into his apartment and left what looked like a gift. but why not to give it to him in person? he stays in his place by the door for a couple more minutes before he decides to open it — if it’s something he has to neutralize, just standing there won’t solve it.

          when dick opens the box (carefully) and he sees the knitted sweater inside it, a small smile appears on his face before he changes out of his suit to wear the sweater.

#herrwagner #𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒎𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒂𝒈𝒆𝒔 | answered ask. #𝒓𝒐𝒍𝒍 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒂𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒈𝒆 | in character. #* . . . . ⋙ self ⋙ birthday. #* . . . . ⋙ ooc ⋙ queue.

[goreverine-archive1]

@herrwagner​ sent a meme:  ❓ for me to chose randomly (🌜 for a late night text )

💬 HIGH PRIEST: if you’re still awake, i’m not going home tonight. 💬 HIGH PRIEST: met this gorgeous woman, and she shoots sparks from her fingers. D.KEN sent HIGH PRIEST a picture. ( It’s nothing really bad; a selfie, over some drinks. She’s so bright. )

💬 HIGH PRIEST: can you blame me? 💬 HIGH PRIEST: she really likes you, though. she’s a fanatic. prays. 💬 HIGH PRIEST: thought it was so impressive how close i am to you. real cool.

#cheating cw #|| well not really but he wants it to FEEL that way #emotional abuse cw #toxic relationship cw #herrwagner

[crimefightrmoved]

Lift + reverse

Bruce visibly huffs. It wasn’t so much because he was told to stay in bed until his leg would heal over. Or that someone ( *cough* Jason *cough* )  had shared through the family group chat, which he wasn’t a part of, of the explicit orders from the doctor of 4 weeks of bed rest. It was the FACT that said Doctor was Leslie and he was aware that she would be checking in daily if she could steal time away from the clinic. And he’d be gutted if he was made to see that expression of disappointment on her face again. 

However, in his defense, it has been a day. And no one was around. And he was merely dragging himself down the stairs towards his office to look through some email. Absolutely nothing of the sort that would involve going down the elevator down to the Bat Cave. 

None at all. 

Kurt finding him in front of the Grandfather clock about to turn the dials was merely coincidence. He caught a spec of dust, He tried to reason. But the battle was lost. 

Soon enough, he’s being lifted over his husband’s large impressive shoulder and was , against his will, being carried back to the Master Bedroom. 

    “ Why are you carrying me like this? I’m not a sack of potatoes, Kurt. “

self indulgent meme 》 not accepting 〉 @herrwagner .

#herrwagner #BATSIGNAL 〉inbox . #VERSE 〉gotham is batman 〉04 . #lmao #listen #q.

[psyblcde]

@herrwagner​ asked: ❛  i bought you a small gift . no occasion really , i just wanted to make you smile .  ❜

          SHE DOESN’T MEAN TO MAKE THINGS AWKWARD, but her silence captures the atmosphere for far too long. Psylocke pours through her memories from before, but nowhere can she remember the proper way to accept a gift from someone. No one’s ever given her anything like this before. Not without wanting something in return.  ❝ I don’t know what to say. ❞  There is uneasiness to her tone. Grateful, but confused. Palms rest beneath the bottom of the box.  ( Should she open it ? )  Another moment of silence as she decides how to proceed.  ❝ Forgive me. I’m not used to receiving gifts. ❞

#herrwagner #[asks] #[ic] #few things confuse her more than someone being genuinely nice to her without wanting something

[alleyborn]

@herrwagner​ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ: He puts out a plate with a pbj sandwich, no crusts. and a big glass of milk. And one single cookie.

                   ᴊᴀsᴏɴ happily scrambles to go check out the plate when he hears the telltale sound of it being placed down. Further investigation finds that it’s perfect as always and he would have dug in then and there if not for the lack of company. He took the plate and looked around. He couldn’t eat in this current condition. When he found Kurt not too far away on the couch Jason sat down on the floor within reach. And only when he was settled could he then start eating. 

#herrwagner #when you have a kid with separation anxiety

[brokentoys]

EDDIE’S THOTS / ACCEPTING / @herrwagner​​ SENT :

💭

I’ve  got  fur  stuck  in  my  mouth  again...  but  he’s  just  so  CUTE.  I  really  don’t  want  to  ruin  the  moment  by  saying  that...  maybe  if  I  just  silently  reach  for  some  water.  No.  He’s  too  smart,  he  knows  it’s  uncharacteristic  for  me  to  hydrate.  Just  grin  &  bear  with  it.  For  him.  For  romance.

#herrwagner #( 🧩 ✧ RIDDLE ME THIS ✧ | IN CHARACTER ) #( 🧩 ✧ GOTHAM’S SAVIOR ✧ | MAIN VERSE ) #( 🧩 ✧ SENT TO ARKHAM ✧ | INBOX ) #// yea

[crimelcrd]

Please just eat your greens and then you can leave the table.

                                   ❝    . . .                      no    ❞  

#ill sit here all night #herrwagner

[prfxxor]

✂ + 5'7

@herrwagner sent me ✂ and their muses’ height. I compared them on this

there's something weirdly adorable about this ngl...

i've always liked kurt and charles' relationship. it seems a preciously friendly one given the tension between charles and the x-men over the years. i also love that kurt was among the ones going to space with him during the shi'ar empire crisis after his expulsion from the x-mansion in deadly genesis.

i don't think kurt considers charles to be a man without fault and flaws, but there's a way they interact with each other that however he regards charles, i find it warm. which makes the image of charles putting his hand on kurt's shoulder and smiling at him a Nice one.

#herrwagner #( ask ) raise your hand. #charles rly says we're gonna go be space pirates i know someone who would wanna be a part of that-