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hoonvrs · 2 days

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TRAINEES

08 Woah, calm down jamal

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SYNOPSIS heeseung wasn’t known as ‘the ace’ for nothing, constantly ranking number one after every monthly evaluation. then suddenly a new name takentakes over first place — baek ‘Rin’, and heeseung doesn’t take lightly to competition.

TAGLIST ( OPEN ) @dazed-hee @dammit-jjk @jaeyunluvr @faerinini @jlheon @enhaz1 @satsuri3su @bywons @isoobie @massivecrusadephilosopher2 @cy8erpunkz @defnotfertilizedtoesw @junissy @rosas-in-the-garden @seongclb @yeokii @dimplewonie @splat00z @drunkhee @frvrluvrei @lhspeachie @wonibunnii @leaderwon @fakeuwus @saursoob @wonxlvr @hoondiors @deluluriddhi @en-dream @yenqa @strawblvr @arizejkt19 @h4918ymc @hees-gf @ar1suu @heelariously @pkjay @lycxee @boyfiejay @woninluv @tocupid @enharts @xyxlyn @reallyspaghetti @kkamismom12 @eclipse-777 @iselltulips @teddywonss @heeseungspookie @lee03yumin @ashy1um @letmein2urheart @river-demon-slayer @youresolivlie @en-kays @ramenoil

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jungwonderz · 6 months

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how you get the man of your dreams - l.hs

synopsis - yn finally lands a job at a good paying company , duolingo. her task is to think of ways to get more publicity / bring attention to said company. what better way than to publicly show her love for an idol? maybe this is her chance for him to finally recognize her, while giving attention to the company.

pairing - heeseung x fem!reader

warnings - cursing , kms/kys jokes , mentions of food , bullying , hurtful words (later on) , no set face claim - pictures are for visuals

started - 11/01/23

ended - N/A

taglist - open !! bold cannot be tagged @hoonvrs @seongclb @kjrcrz @fakeuwus @jeongintwt @luvistqrzzz @ghostiiess @l0ve-joy @k1ttylvr @manooffline @ramenoil @thisisnotjacinta @sungookie @marybboooooooo @teddywonss @oldjws @jihanlovic @nyxvrse @neocockthotology @riziwon @j-wyoung @httpsneptvnn @heavenhannie @wonsays @heelovesmeknot @thesassy-mia @pluviophilefangirl @neoculturewhat @fluerz @trashx678 @ineedsomezzz @positivelyinlovewithjungwon @i-hwa @ahnneyong @toeslicker @silverfond @renaishun @mrowwww @junsflow @itsactuallylina @nishimurasgirl @heerinnie @enhalovie @222brainrot @rikisly @mochamvgz @filmofhybe @enharts @ashiitex @moaqong @angrybananapolice @jaylans-stuff @tytrackfebreze @heestrawberries

a/n - hi guys🤍 yes a new smau even tho secret idol has been ignored for the last 3 months..😂 ANYWAYS this smau will not be serious and it’s just a fun little joke !! feel free to give ideas / tips💕

PROFILES

chaconne deez nuts , duolingo slaves

CHAPTERS

0.) the text

1.) finally employed

2.) felt cute might delete later (written)

3.) i’m just a girl

4.) scammed💔

5.) …

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jayujus · 1 month

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rent a boyfriend! - chapter 16

— 16 when 2 people love each other....

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KAIA'S NOTE well.... IF ANY OF U SAW 8TH PIC AS SMTH ELSE THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT PLS IGNORE

TAGLIST (CLOSED) @leep0ems @yyawnjun @saursoob @heerinnie @wvnkoi @heeslut4life @sunghoonnsupremacy @ramenoil @chxrlvspp @wonniestars @beommii @kwiwin @dimplewonie @eleanorheartschishiya @sunkislove @jaeyunluvr @txtlyn @aishigrey @simjyunnie @oldjws @baevsxii @sumzysworld @iamliacamila @yvrikoo @hotsforikeu @w3bqrl @jiaant11 @etherealiitty @boutyouwonu @aespaslut @nishislcve @neocockthotology @erehkinnie30 @icepshrince @26796i @defnotfertilizedtoesw @kissezfornamjoon @ghostiiess @lprww @stilesks @k1ttylvr @heeseunggirll @rikizm @kgneptun @jjunae @aerivrs @bomi-ja @dani-is-tired @ttylxox2 @i-yeseo

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junnieverse · 8 months

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— DRUNK BOYFRIEND HEESEUNG ! 💭

➙ drunk boyfriend heeseung thoughts

pairing: lee heeseung x gn!reader

genre: fluff, some crack

request: "what ab drunk heeseung, ik that man would be so flirty omg"

warning: not proofread, mentions of alcohol and drinking ofcourse, slightly suggestive?

a/n: this was quite a mess, i apologise. hope you liked this anon! honestly though, drunk heeseung would be quite amusing to see.

now you thought you could count on your boyfriend to take care of himself while he was out with his friends

but boy were you wrong

heeseung was out with some close friends and a few of the members celebrating the end of their successful comeback promotions but he had one too many

after getting a few drunken texts from your boyfriend you decided to go join the party to make sure he was okay

plus you missed him so this was you hitting two birds with one stone

heeseung had a bad case of Asian flush

boy was he red but he could care less, he was just happy to see you

"Well hey there sexy." he says eyeing you up and down biting his lip

instantly engulfs you into a tight hug

he won't be letting go anytime soon but after alot of protest from you (since he was pretty much suffocating you) he finally let go

super touchy as well and throws you alot of suggestive looks

you have to sit on his lap, he would actually probably get sulky if you're not

drunk heeseung is super attractive and he tends to put on a show because he knows he looks good and that you're watching him

"How about you take a picture, it'll last longer." he tells you before winking

anddd there you go, folding, like an origami

if it is more of a clubbing scene then he is definitely gonna ask you to dance with him

once again he is gonna show off and get touchy with you on the dance floor

he started off cute and all but boy did it suddenly get hotter in that club

SOMEONE CALL 911, THIS MAN WILL RISK IT ALL FOR YOU IN PUBLIC

if it's more of a chilled scene like a bar or karaoke then prepare to be serenaded

grabs an empty soju bottle and starts singing to you while trying to stand straight the entire time (fails miserably)

the amount of photos and videos his friends have of him either passed out somewhere random or singing trot songs

physically attached to you the entire time so when other people start throwing suggestive looks at you, he gets a little jealous

he makes sure to kiss you or hug you from behind just a little tighter while looking the person who'd been eyeing you the entire time to show them who you belong to

randomly messes around with you

"Hey there cutie? You single?" he playfully says placing down your drink as he takes a shot of his own

laughing softly you decide to play along, "Mhm no, I have a boyfriend."

"Well you're lucky then, he must be super tall, handsome, sexy, funny-"

you playfully nudge him as he boosted his own ego having expected him to talk about how lucky HE was to have YOU

"I'm kidding babe, I have the best partner ever."

"Damn right you do."

when you do decide to head home, you're stuck with a man child

heeseung starts running around, doing cartwheels

at some point he attempted to dive into a public trashcan, "Babe look! I'm going swimming!"

he woke up the next morning with a shoe missing and a major hangover

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eternalgyu · 2 months

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L O V E R ' S E S P I O N A G E

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳★ pairings : spy!heeseung x assassin!reader

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳★ genre : comedy/crack, fluff, hurt comfort + slight angst, spies!au, nonidol!au, loid!heeseung x yor!reader, unspecified time period but modern slang and devices are used.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳★ synopsis : Lee Heeseung, code name Nightingale, is a trained spy working for Intelligent Services. His latest assigned mission includes creating a pretend family to get a chance to catch his target, the Chairman of the National Unity Party. What Heeseung did not anticipate however, is that the little bubbly girl from the nursery could read every thought that crossed his mind at any time, and that his now loving “wife”, was a skilled assassin and her next bullseye was an expert spy…

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳★ warnings : spoilers for spyxfamily (obv), angst, mild dark humour swearing, graphic themes such as death and murder.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳★ wc : n/a.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳★ featuring : all of enhypen, minji of nwjns, eunchae + sakura of lsrfm (there will be some additional characters that are only mentioned briefly).

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳★ start date : n/a.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳★ completion date : n/a.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳★ an : ahh its finally happening omg?? 😭😭 this is my first smau (and fic kinda) on tumblr?? so exited fr. updates won't be as regular as I anticipated because im in college now. hope everyone who ends up reading enjoys !!

taglist: @slytherinshua @weird-bookworm @dimplewonie @drunkhee @wonyofile @http-suhaa @enhastolemyheart @rikizm @ramenoil @ilyjxdz @river-demon-slayer @sleepdeprivedline

comment/send in an ask to be added 🫶

profiles...!!

chapters...!!

#hannie writes ✮⋆˙#enhypen smau #heeseung smau #enhypen x reader #heeseung x reader #lee heeseung x reader #enhypen fluff #heeseung fluff #lee heeseung fluff #enhypen crack #heeseung crack #enhypen social media au #heeseung social media au #enhypen fic #heeseung fic #lee heeseung fic

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invvuu · 11 months

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LOVE ETHAN — a lee heeseung smau

SUMMARY — during a collaboration livestream with different streamers, heeseung gets chosen to recite a “love confession” as punishment for losing the game. he did find it very embarrassing but he didn’t think fans would take it to the next level and start shipping him with you the day after, what will the both of you do now to handle this situation?

OR AKA the best way to find love is to get shipped publicly with a streamer you’ve never talked to before

PAIRING — streamer!heeseung x fem streamer!reader

FEATURING — enha, triples’s yooyeon, sohyun, and nien, skz’s seungmin, nct’s jaemin, txt’s beomgyu, svt’s minghao, itzy’s ryujin, and more

GENRE — smau, streamer/influencer au, s2f2l, fluff, crack, slight angst

WARNING/S — ass comedy, cursing, inappropriate/suggestive jokes, kys/kms jokes, pacing might be slow, timestamps, grammatical mistakes, more will be added in the future

AUTHOR’S NOTE — this smau better not die on me bcs i came PREPARED and ORGANIZED unlike when i made the previous one 😭😭

TAGLIST — OPEN! (send ask, reply, or dm to join)

STATUS: (JULY 3, 2023 — )

profiles: one | two | three

00 — prologue (written / 578 words)

01 — nakamura

02 — announcement

03 — challenge accepted

04 — COLLAB TIME!

05 — i love you…

06 — blocked.

07 — rizzless streamer

08 —

more to be added !

taglist: @shinrjj @harperwasstaken1 @flwrshee @taekwondoes @rikisly @haechansbbg @arizejkt19 @viugos @yenqa @aefolrin @autumn-lv @misoxhappy @mizomani @beomsbeanie @enhaz1 @kxr0mi @j-wyoung

#𓆩⟡𓆪 — (yin’s writings)#k labels #k-films #enhypen x reader #lee heeseung x reader #heeseung x reader #enha x reader #enhypen smau #enhypen fluff #enhypen crack #heeseung fluff #heeseung crack #𓆩⟡𓆪 — (loet 💌)

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solarwoniii · 4 months

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"*sigh*... it doesn't matter." -- w/ enha hyung line

✿ genre ; fluff, crack, smau.

✿ my perm taglist ; @hunbun07 @metalchick529 @chewryy @haesunflower @iraa567 @jwchn @bunhoons !

✿ sfw only ; @chxrrymxxnlight !

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en-kays · 18 days

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⚊ Confess your feelings to your best friends with corny (he said) Disney song lyrics. ⚊

𓆩pairings𓆪 : bestfriend!nonidol!heeseung x nonidol!fem!afab!readers

𓆩genres𓆪 : enhypen smau, college au, crack, fluff, bestfriend to lovers.

𓆩warnings𓆪 : fluff, fluff, and fluff.

𓆩authors notes𓆪 : um... Hello guys! This is my first au (even though it's just a short au and it's more like boyfriend text-) But I hope you guys like it! And sorry if there are any English spelling mistakes and bad grammar because English is not my first language😭 reblog and like will greatly appreciate the author✊💗

#𓆩kays-works𓆪 #heeseung au #heeseung fake texts #heeseung fluff #heeseung fanfic #heeseung social media au #enhypen fake texts #heeseung soft thoughts #heeseung scenarios #heeseung enhypen #heeseung x reader #heeseung crack #enhypen #enhypen heeseung

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letters2won · 4 days

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10 things i hate about you

03: YOU WONT BREAK MY SOUL!

⤷ still alive! sorry for the short update, i’ve been unmotivated these days 😓

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SYNOPSIS ౨ৎ Lee Heeseung has it all, he’s captain of the soccer team, popular, charming and hilarious (at least in his eyes). What he doesn’t have though is a girlfriend OR a prom date making him desperate. You on the other hand want nothing to do with him or his silly problems, but how come you two are always clashing heads in the end?

TAGLIST < open > @eclipse-777 @saursoob @rosas-in-the-garden @enha-stars @rikizm @ramenoil @winuvs @semisemirin1i82 @positivelyinlovewithjungwon @hee-yunie @patchofblue @sincerelyrki @badaswifey @kaispulshies @manooffline @aespaslut @llvrhee @grah127 @manooffline @haechology @hajunzi @sunghoonsgff @jaeyunluvr @jentlecoeur @ak-aaa-li @cyberinnie @seiamor @rikimylove @thesassy-mia @hexoolio @eleanorheartschishiya @dimplewonie @autumn583 @jeongintwt @aerohmantics @miumiuestmoi @yoongisbaguetteshoes @isoobie @heeoao @letwiiparkjay @lowjilamoon @letmein2urheart @thatonedemigodfromseoul @scoupsworld @hrts4hees @splat00z @headlockimnida | bold can’t be added

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scintillasofbeomgyu · 10 months

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➷ you want to suck my what? | l.hs

pairing: vampire!heeseung x fem!reader

feat.: aespa’s winter & karina, nct’s renjun & jaemin, svt’s jeonghan, txt, and more!

genre(s): vampire au, supernatural au, smau, fluff, crack, potential angst and a pinch of suggestiveness 🤏🏻😁

synopsis: after an extra year of hardwork and dedication, y/n makes it into the most prestigious school in the country – decelis academy. but what awaits her through it’s iron gates is a hell of a ride; filled with crackhead roommates, secret-harbouring childhood friends, the mysterious student council, millennia-old rivarly and a bloody, bloody romance.

re-release date: July 2023

update schedule: TBD

warnings: language, blood mentioned (obviously), im not following coventional vampire lore here, they’re all a little bit weird honestly, alot of simping, daddy jokes, dirty and unhinged humor, more as we go along! remember, this is a vampire au and my work, so if you have a problem with anything feel free to drop it!

an: aaaaand we’re back! thanks so much for being so patient with me and the development of this smau 🥹 a bit of a head’s up again, i haven’t read enhypen’s webtoon so any correlations are completely coincidental! i hope you guys enjoy the ride 😜 also !! i’m not taking the tag list from the last release in case people don’t wanna be on it anymore or wtvr !!

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chapter one: sweet soul of laveau

chapter two: daddy issues

chapter three: the opening ceremony

chapter four: parasocial relationships

chapter five

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send an ask to be added to the taglist !

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#enhypen imagines #enhypen scenarios #heeseung imagines #heeseung scenarios #enhypen smau #heeseung smau #enhypen crack #enhypen fluff #heeseung fluff #heeseung crack

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woncon · 8 months

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03:26 - 03:27 pm

❥ heeseung x fem!reader

➳ warnings: making out, breast grabbing, a detailed centipede, killing the centipede

➳ thanks to @wonsheep for helping me fix my grammar mistakes and for giving me advice how to convert a whole story into another language precisely ❣

➳ enhypen masterlist | main masterlist

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heeseung's kisses slowly make you go insane. the way he fondles your mouth with greedy leisure and declares his love in the language of love while holding your hips and crumpling your t-shirt: madness is the most reasonable reaction.

"i'm gonna go crazy, hee" you whisper when his kisses touch your face and then brush your neck. heeseung gives a sweet-sexy giggle at these words, then continues the pleasant work, his fingers finding their way under your shirt to your bare skin. the air is pushed out of your lungs, you helplessly spread your legs, as his fingers fight their way up to your bra and teasefully grab at your hidden breast. "you drive me crazy."

you sigh, throwing your head back, eagerly running your fingers through heeseung's hair to keep him there without losing the warmth that his breath gives you.

you make the mistake of opening your eyes and it really does make you look like you're going crazy.

"oh my god! heeseung!" you squeal, desperately shoving the boy’s shoulder away, who inexplicably crawls out of your neck and pulls his probing hands from under the t-shirt. he would break free and apologize for doing something you didn't like, but then he sees it too and cries out in disbelieving horror.

"fucking huge!"

a centipede squirms on the wall opposite the bed. its rust-brown body moves like a snake, as it puts a lot of articulated legs one after the other. its ciliated body shines disgustingly in the light.

"do something!" you elbow him.

"it'll eat me!" heeseung climbs off you and pulls you into his arms.

"it'll eat you for sure if we don't catch it. it returns in the evening."

heeseung shivers and shakes his head, as if to banish the horror-movie image.

"i dare not. i don't want to touch it."

he looks defenseless and tiny. you can't believe that he just grabbed your breast sexily and tickled your neck with his tongue. anyway, you don't want the centipede to do similar things to you later, so you calmly prepare for the fight.

you reach for your slippers next to the bed. you climb down to the ground, pull your slipped shirt back into place, and then walk to the wall. the legs of the insect resemble many strands of hair, they just walk and wave. nature is sometimes very ugly. you shove your palm into the slipper and slam down hard.

when you lift the weapon, you're greeted by a flattened remnant. you sigh. it has happened before that the centipede didn't get killed, it just fell down and continued its journey on the ground, and its potential killer freaked out.

you drop the slipper, you'll deal with it later. now you climb back onto the bed where heeseung greets you with a kiss, a grateful hug, and cuddles you like a baby.

"you're a hero. thank you! i'm so proud of you for putting on the gloves, in this case the slippers. it was epic!" he looks deeply into your eyes. "i love you!"

"i love you too, hee!"

the appearance of the centipede has changed the mood, but you don't mind, you fall together between the pillows and hold on to each other lovingly.

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hoonvrs · 19 days

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TRAINEES

01 bang sihyuk count your days.

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S. NOTES FIRST CHAP WE CHEERED

SYNOPSIS heeseung wasn’t known as ‘the ace’ for nothing, constantly ranking number one after every monthly evaluation. then suddenly a new name takentakes over first place — baek ‘Rin’, and heeseung doesn’t take lightly to competition.

TAGLIST ( OPEN ) @dazed-hee @dammit-jjk @jaeyunluvr @faerinini @jlheon @enhaz1 @satsuri3su @bywons @isoobie @massivecrusadephilosopher2 @cy8erpunkz @defnotfertilizedtoesw @junissy @rosas-in-the-garden @seongclb @yeokii @dimplewonie @splat00z @drunkhee @frvrluvrei @lhspeachie @wonibunnii @leaderwon @fakeuwus @saursoob @wonxlvr @hoondiors @deluluriddhi @en-dream @yenqa @strawblvr @arizejkt19 @h4918ymc @hees-gf @ar1suu @heelariously @pkjay @lycxee @boyfiejay @woninluv @tocupid @enharts

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jungwonderz · 6 months

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0.) the text

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a/n ; what do we think of the prologue 😥

taglist ; @hoonvrs @seongclb @kjrcrz @fakeuwus @jeongintwt @luvistqrzzz @ghostiiess @l0ve-joy @k1ttylvr @manooffline @ramenoil @thisisnotjacinta @sungookie @strawberibri @teddywonss @oldjws @jihanlovic @nyxvrse @neocockthotology @riziwon @j-wyoung @httpsneptvnn @heavenhannie @wonsays @heelovesmeknot @thesassy-mia @pluviophilefangirl @neoculturewhat @fluerz @trashx678 @ineedsomezzz @positivelyinlovewithjungwon @i-hwa @ahnneyong @toeslicker @silverfond @renaishun @mrowwww @junsflow @itsactuallylina @nishimurasgirl @heerinnie @enhalovie @222brainrot @mochamvgz @nochuwastaken @satsuri3su

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jayujus · 1 month

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rent a boyfriend! - chapter 17

— 17 i know

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TAGLIST (CLOSED) @leep0ems @yyawnjun @saursoob @heerinnie @wvnkoi @heeslut4life @sunghoonnsupremacy @ramenoil @chxrlvspp @wonniestars @beommii @kwiwin @dimplewonie @eleanorheartschishiya @sunkislove @jaeyunluvr @txtlyn @aishigrey @simjyunnie @oldjws @baevsxii @sumzysworld @iamliacamila @yvrikoo @hotsforikeu @w3bqrl @jiaant11 @etherealiitty @boutyouwonu @aespaslut @nishislcve @neocockthotology @erehkinnie30 @icepshrince @26796i @defnotfertilizedtoesw @kissezfornamjoon @ghostiiess @lprww @stilesks @k1ttylvr @heeseunggirll @rikizm @kgneptun @jjunae @aerivrs @bomi-ja @dani-is-tired @ttylxox2 @i-yeseo

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heemegabf · 2 years

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CMON, CUPID !!

where as heeseung - your crush since playground era - finally sent a rlly cute rlly heartfelt love confession for you to the school’s ‘confessions website’. the issue is that the website owner ( aka ‘cupid’ ) messed up, and instead of you, the confession reached your bff, chaehyun, who also has a huuuge crush on heeseung.

where as we got da coolest smau in town, along w some fluff crack & angst

where as we meet heartthrob!hee <333 reader (she/her prns & her boobs r mentioned like once as a joke)

where as there are these chapters :

where as these geniuses are tagged :

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bambisgirl · 2 years

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fancam! 05. dating my camerawoman isn’t on my bucket list

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previous (lab rats) | m.list | next (lee heeseung is pretty)

notes: yes y/n is a dumbfuck and doesn’t know be:lift is under hybe 💀😭

PAIRING. idol!heeseung x fem!reader

SYNOPSIS. you’re a rookie camerawoman for kpop music shows and you’re designed to film lee heeseung’s focused fancams for this enhypen comeback. you know he’s just an idol but… you spent $500 on a 4k mirrorless full frame 12.1 mp camera just to catch a better glimpse of him.

GENRE. social media au with written parts, humor, romance, fluff

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