#he will very enthusiastically lob very slow and careful balls around for his human classmates though he's like a golden retriever

[benevolenterrancy]

I'm certain that school isn't always That Easy for everyone who isn't capable of a) reading minds or b) seeing the future to tell what the test answers will be... especially since they keep turning around and changing the dang curriculum. science was invented specifically to inconvenience immortals who have no interest in keeping up with it

#twilight #midnight sun #the cullens #cullen family #edward cullen #emmett cullen #alice cullen #rosalie hale #at this point i'm interested in twilight specifically as a comedy and i'm dead set on taking the bits that i like #and changing everything else to suit my stupid sense of humour #i refuse to believe these guys remember absolutely everything from high school no matter how many times they've gone through it #you think emmett hasn't strategically mastered the art of memorizing what you have to for the exam and then immediately forgetting all the #boring stuff? #i'm 100% certain that the only subject he actually likes is PE even if he has to participate in the same way as #dash from the incredibles when he's racing #he is very carefully Pretty Decent at pe You Know For A Teenagers without being GREAT since he's not on any sports teams #he will very enthusiastically lob very slow and careful balls around for his human classmates though he's like a golden retriever #who's just excited to Not Be At A Goddamn Desk #my art