#he high fived me after

[k8mckinnonstan]

your resident "are mac and dennis the best will-they-won't-they in sitcom history?" question asker!

after my question and @charmac 's question about the SINNED system, i'm pretty sure we should be hired as full-time macdennis reporters

trust the structure ;)

#glenn howerton #macdennis #the best will-they-won't-they in sitcom history #i blacked out #he high fived me after #always sunny #iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia #always sunny podcast #radio city

[compacflt]

the thought of icemav celebrating christmas together makes me a bit crazy. what do they give each other???

usually nothing . That’s kind of a big deal. in the 80s/90s they’d (reluctantly) celebrate Christmas with carole and bradley (who took that shit kinda seriously) so they wouldn’t really do anything by themselves. Maybe go out for a nice clandestine dinner just cause. After Carole dies and Bradley’s papers get pulled from the academy, ice’s low key newfound interest in celebrating christmas is one of his many many ways to try and normalize relations between him & maverick and try to improve their relationship in the conspicuous absence of the rest of their family. but yes he does make an effort—as does mav—to take advantage of holiday time to be with him as often as possible so, though their schedules don’t always line up, after 2006 they spend about 3/4 xmases together

Ice has very few hobbies besides a.) lovingly working on his cars & plane and b.) reading, so he is exceptionally easy to shop for (as most hobbyless men are): nice tie pins, cufflinks, those unnecessarily expensive hardcover books about weird random topics you find in airport bookstores, fountain pens, nautical /aeronautical themed paperweights, nice leather watchbands etc. highbrow rich guy stuff

Maverick has sooooo many stupid little hobbies that each last between 4-6 months so he is ridiculously hard to shop for— “i thought you were into woodworking so i got you some tools :)!” “uh no that was in April. im trying to learn how to make wallets now” :( so mostly if ice ever gets him anything it’s usually just an expensive dinner date in the city or cash in a blank card or a blank signed check for airplane parts for the next year. Buy whatever you want idc <3

any and all gifts are given with extremely little fanfare PLEASE don’t make it a big deal… hidden around the house with a little “merry xmas!” note attached, or shoved into each others suitcases pre-leaving-for-navy-reasons, or unceremoniously dropped into one’s lap while he’s watching tv, “here you go,” “oh, this is nice, thanks!” Et cetera. love language of gifts/acts of service, but, like, very quietly.

#baby’s just making shit up now #in the mid-2010s they realize the potential of the hangar to have a >10ft xmas tree so that becomes a tradition late on in their rlnship #holy shit the ceiling is so high we could get like a 14fter in here #uhhh no my back will give out if we try to carry it in #etc etc #every place ice goes internationally he starts buying Xmas ornaments #daydreaming of Christmas with maverick #can’t wait can’t wait can’t wait :)))) #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #icemav #top gun #asks #ice & mav both have undiagnosed adhd this is a hc ive had for a full fucking year now #ice can read a 400 pg book in one sitting & mav has to take breaks every five minutes when he does taxes #or something #you guys ask me for headcanons and it’s usually just ‘imagine what two really repressed guys would do’ lol #but thanks for the ask! #even after they get married it’s still the opposite of a big deal #it’s just a little smth nice :) tokens of friendship/affection either way

[spohkh]

i was completely unaffected by this video btw

#bang chan #skz #the way i had to keep pausing. the way i shed real tears. the way i had to bite back real shouting bc i dont wna freak out my roommate #how even after filming wrapped he went to keep playing w rowoon...... #i am high fiving angels. im not survivng the night. JESUS CJRHSIT #D—[sniper takes me the fuck out]

[born-to-lose]

Was finally back at the bar last Saturday after three weeks of being sick

#it was karaoke night!! but i still had a sore throat and came kinda late so i decided not to sing this time #it was so fun tho and i got tipped €60 even tho my shift was only 6 hours and it wasn't really crowded #it was so sweet how everyone was happy to see me again since i had to skip halloween and my two previous shifts 😭😭😭 #my boss said 'heyy melissa high five great to see you' and complimented my shirt and his wife was like 'risen from the dead! welcome back' #and the girl i hadn't worked with before but who i've seen at meetings and concerts immediately hugged me and was so nice to me #i wondered why she sang along so enthusiastically to 'männer sind schweine' by die ärzte until i found out her husband suddenly left her #with three little kids!! 🙄 one of them has cancer and now she suddenly has to find an affordable apartment for the four of them #this is stressing me out so much how fucking dare he. men. our boss posted about it on facebook asking for help which is really kind of him #after we closed when the security guard jokingly suggested a new guy for her she said she's becoming a lesbian so welcome to the club ig #anyway don't we love it when guys suddenly dump you out of nowhere as soon as things start to get a lil rough. viva la lesbianism for real #my face #the bartender chronicles

[corrodedcoughin]

Okay listen I can't tell whether this is stupid or funny but I can't stop thinking about it and I think you might vibe with this one?

Steve and Eddie go on their first date, and have their first kiss, and when they get back they have a moment like that one scene from friends? Where Eddie goes to see the Corroded Coffin boys, and Steve gets Robin over so they can talk about their date.

And Eddie is blushing and giggling and twirling his hair and kicking his feet, hanging out in Gareth's room. And the CC boys are talking to him, asking him questions and stuff like full on sleepover mode. Did he treat you right? Where did he take you? Did he kiss you? What was he like? And Eddie talks about how Steve opened doors for him, and bought him flowers, and treated him to the full first date experience. Going into detail about how Steve cradled his jaw as they kissed, how he moved his hand to tangle in Eddie's curls. How it was gentle and tender and romantic and passionate and Eddie has been fully swept off of his feet

And then Hard Cut to Steve and Robin lounging like animals on Steve's couch, watching Fast Times, drinking beer and eating pizza and Robin is like

"Did you kiss him?"

"Yeah."

"With tongue?"

MOMO!!!!! I can see this SO CLEARLY it’s like a parallel of the grease scene during summer loving it eddie being sandy and Steve being Danny and that is quiet frankly HILARIOUS.

I have legit nothing to add to this other than, if I could draw I’d be all over this oh my GOD

#have I said that I love your brain? NEVER A BAD TAKE!!! EVER!!! #genuinely cheered me up after a heavy work week thank you so much #I just!!! love the dynamics here!!! #gareth getting properly into it kicking his feet as Eddie tells him #him and Jeff and grant dreamily sighing as Eddie talks about how they held eye contact #and the feeling of Steve’s hand on his face #of how Steve held him close and had soft lips and bumped their noses together before finally pressing their lips together #robin high fiving Steve then going back to throwing popcorn at him so he can try and catch it in his mouth #the throws get further and more elaborate with every successful catch until #Steve is out on the street and Robin is throwing from the second floor #I LOVE THEM #I might screen shot and add these tags in a reblog becuase I can’t be bothered to type them out again lol sorry bye #momo #momotonescreaming #ask #stranger things #THANK YOU SO WONDERUL

[piecesofchess]

so a secret of mine is that i used to really love steam powered giraffe and they reminded me of the armada back in the day, at one point i was working on a crossover series of them but i never really got anywhere with it

#wip #scrapped art #queen looks confused here because of rabbit's stuttering and she was going to advise her to get that checked #i havent been into spg for about 8 years now #i kind of grew out of their music after hatchworth left #also i went to an spg concert and got some prints signed by them #i have the one of the spine laying down on the couch with his guitar #and he signed it xoxo the spine for me #i also got to high five him. his hands were way bigger than mine haha #surprised i never deleted this wip but maybe i'll finish it someday #just cause i need to draw queen more and to be honest i want Justice For Her after this Update

[nemotakeit]

My show was a decade ago and I'm barely active but might I present to you some photos I took at my Icy Tour show 🥶

#I highfived Tyler and he like- he went past me 5 times #josh also came to my side and gave a kid his drumsticks after the show #it was a dream come true #first i got to hold ty up by his ankle during hoty and now i got to high five him #speaking of ankles i hope hes ok #btw im seeing mcr tonight and i am buzzing with excitement #tøp #twenty one pilots #nemotakeit #tyler joseph #josh dun #icy tour #my photos #my edits

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

ladies is it weird if the guy you like completely sweeps you (and a middle schooler) off the board at foosball and then high fives you (and the middle schooler) about it?

#idk man. #Lu rambles #sorry to keep posting about this. it's been a wild insane couple of days #for the record I jumped in after he'd already beat the middle schooler at one on one #bc we thought that 2 against 1 would be odds in our favor. it was not. #and he high fived me AFTER the middle schooler I'm just like. huh. #last time someone did that it was the theatre boy and I actually initiated the high five bc we'd cut the time on our play down that night #so idk maybe I'm just being weird but I felt a little odd about it #I'm very grateful to have this guy as a friend either way tbh and I look forward to working with him at church tomorrow :)

[todayisafridaynight]

i'll probably be skipping stream today & tomorrow on account of my personal challenge to finish JE before you (<- absolutely not going to happen)

but while i'm here SHUT UP your headcanon is not icky :) though i can't really talk since i don't bring my own up very often either, and i honestly haven't even put that much thought into the logistics around it. anyway trans masato 🤝 trans wagi as personal coping mechanisms

DAWG you gotta finish it... idk how long youve had it but prob longer than me cmon now gamer i know you can do it ✊

trans masato is just funny because Like Everything I Do it just started as me joking about scenes from the game and then the ending happened and i was like Oh Lol It's Not A Joke Anymore I Think

I DONT USUALLY SUBSCRIBE TO TRANS HCS EITHER THAT WHY IT ICKY TO MEAJLWKJL but thank you. i promise to only mention it once every five months

#snap chats #to put it bluntly i Do Not like acknowledge. That aspect of my life. if me never even saying terms outright is to go off of LMAO #i cry thinking about it- like right now LMAO I ALMOST DID I HATE IT i dont like using hate but... thats one of five things i hate for sure #My Issues Aside Tho ive already talked about 'my logistics' with trans masato but ill say them again cause its funny #1.) The Injection Scene like it's for his. Adrenaline or whatever but the first thing i said when i saw it was an injection joke #because literally how could i not LIKE LMAO THEY SERVED IT ON A PLATTER #and then there's the whole Change His Entire Identity After Running To A New Country #i always joke about wanting to do that so that's strike two buster #and then to top it off when he comes back he looks like every transman ever before the effects of T start taking effect #which is a hilariously ironic statement to make considering The Before And After but lol strike three bozo #AND THEN STRIKE FOUR WAS HIS WHOLE 'i changed my name and body' BIT LIKE DAWG YOURE ALREADY OUT #IK ITS IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWED UP 'FOR POWER' BUUUUT TOP TEN 'HE JUST LIKE ME FR' MOMENTS LMAOOO #there's also his voice- both in jp and eng- just having a sort of Texture(TM) to it #in jp it's sort of high and nasally while in eng there's a sort of gravel to it that's so 🏳️‍⚧️?????? to me. im sorry. #do you see. that's why it's so funny. its so painfully funny #the funniest jokes are the ones with Some Weird truth behind them by the most delusional bitches ever <- me #ANYWAYS. i promise not to mention it much If Ever only when something really funny happens to me that reminds me of it #and i dont have a sneaky way to allude to it in a comic or a fic #end of the month is always hell for me cause on the one side Yay Money but on the other hand its like I Have To Work For It FUCK #so i can only draw on the weekend #im having a month-long sale for december tho...... so if we never see me again thats why #EW I JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE TO DRAW FOR A SECRET SANTA THING TONIGHT NOOOOOO #and i wanted to finish up that fic... cause im literally three lines away from finishing it... #christ i need to learn to juggle better. for now im eating this onigiri that i was too busy to eat #anyway no one look at me im soryr for sharing my cringe </3 i prommy it wont happen so bluntly again

[koishua]

my mom sitting there nodding along to my very emotional retelling of how i was chased by my classmate (actually my crush but she doesn't have to know that) who kept shoving a dead lizard in my face in ninth grade

#tp #might sound silly now but i genuinely felt like i was about to die from the stress of it #i hated him after that #he deliberately did that because i told them i was scared of lizards #had the gulls to laugh at me losing my absolute shit too that bastard #laugh as i shove the stick higher up your ass then how bout it #i could have grabbed a chair and given him a high five with it on his face #but being the bigger person i am i just cried in the bathroom afterwards bye 🚶🚶 #and then i realized i was being bullied 😭😭 took me a while to clock that #i cant believe i used to like him im so done actually #comparing him and the guy im now very much enamoured by ... the difference is in the actions #god he bought me overpriced coffee at ten in the night outside bc he thought i could need company #and he was RIGHT goddamn it that guy #'i didnt know if you liked it with sugar or not so i brought two just in case' are you shitting me you're an angel #walked me around and talked me out of feeling like utter shit for two whole hours god im falling for my quote unquote therapist friend #i havent seen him for four five months im going through withdrawal #and then when we were back at the hotel and i stayed up reading a book at the lobby he came down and said he would sit with me #and he would stay awake just in case because he noticed a creep at our floor im going to fucking SOB #and obviously i couldnt make him stay up for me so i said okay i would go back to my room so he wouldnt have to worry #AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID??? #he made sure i entered my room and closed the door safe and sound before going back down the hallway to his ⁉️⁉️ #DO YOU NOT SEE HOW PERFECT HE IS

[grimvagary]

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#dude i love my boyfriend so much #he thought i was nonbinary for a full three weeks after we first started hanging out #(he misremembered my tinder profile and then just never asked for clarification until i called myself a woman in front of him) #my gender identity is. complicated but i'm afab and generally present as a woman so i'm functionally cis regardless of whats in my heart) #but i also tend to be pretty gnc and whenever someone has visible confusion over what to call me i tell him about it and we high-five

[ikyw-t]

I do relate to olivia rodrigo in some ways for example I did have nightmares each week (every day for months) after that phone call in may (march). I fantasize (once every other blue moon) about a time where you're a little fucking sorry. except I do not hold my undying love (there is not even an iota of love, if there ever was) like a grudge and also I will never ever forgive bc you were indeed filled with vitriol. and unfortunately I also cannot let it go. it was six months (three years) of torture. I did NOT love you truly and I cannot laugh at the stupidity. I may have made some real big mistakes but you do indeed make the worst one look fine. like..............

#sorry i know this is cringe and something i should just journal about #ive just had a very shitty day and also kinda week #ive just been tired and lethargic for no clear reason for the past five days and it's very frustrating #bc i have homework due tomorrow that ive barely made any progress on #and i kinda rly need an A in this class to maintain my gpa. so if one bad week means i tank this assignment and get a B in this class #oh dread. unspeakable unsurmountable dread #also i went on a walk in the park w my mom which i haven't done in a bit and i just was unable to stop thinking #about my high school demon of a boyfriend who lives nearby. altho he literally never goes outside i sometimes get rly freaked out #and panicky that i might see him and have to deal with him again. like he did call (AND TEXT?!?🤢) me last march #and i was having nightmares for months after and feeling so paranoid that he might randomly show up at my house one day #bc that's the kind of shit he used to do regularly when we were dating to keep me from breaking up w him #and like ughhhhhhhhhh it just makes me so upset bc he literally would have the audacity. #it's just upsetting. i am soooo nonviolent as a person but when i think of him i suddenly feel not very nonviolent #again my apologies i know this should be journaled about instead. sorry u had to see all this #feel free not to read these tags like this is just for me. apologies. #while im here some other songs that make me think of him include would've could've should've. atw10 but only the terrible parts #uhh better by myself by hey violet is incredibly on the nose #also it's actually just a rly great song. also get out of my life by little hurt. okay im done now. #gonna go find something funny and cute to watch. maybe little witch academia. #sorry if u read all this 😵‍💫

[vulpinesaint]

my coworker and i unprecedented comedy duo of the year with the one-two punch of cancer and transgenderism jokes

#LOVE making jokes about being trans with this guy. so awesome #he said 'yeah they already cut me up' (cancer procedure) and i went 'dude. hopefully me too soon' (top surgery reference) nd he laughed #and later he said 'they said my body just makes extra testosterone after the cancer' and i went 'HELL yeah. i love extra testosterone' #and we like. high fived. being friends with a straight guy is such a rush #he's so normal about it and he knows what i'm talking about too... #sorry for being in love with my coworker when i'm aromantic and he has a girlfriend. he got my top surgery joke #we’ve joked about 9/11 on multiple separate occasions too. sense of humor of all time #love working with that guy. literally the euphoria of having friends #tragic that i wasn’t working with him on monday i could’ve said ‘happy 9/11’ to him for sure #valentine notes

[daydreaming-in-daisies]

i was this 👌🏾 close to riding that mechanical bull at the pride party today until the creepy old dude operating it kept insisting i go on and that he'll make it go "real slow" because "i'd look good on it" 🤢

#like bro now i dont wanna go on because you just admitted you were gonna gawk at me on there #fuckin weirdo #what the hell is wrong these dudes out here #please keep your gross ass thoughts to yourself #also another weird old dude tried to talk to me on the train back home like PLEASE fuck off #it's weird because i wasn't particularly nice to either of them but they would not get the hint #But shout out to the fun gay dude with glitter on his face who high fived me and bought me a blood orange soda #he was an absolute stranger so idk why he did that but it was very kind and i hope he has a great rest of his pride month #(it was closed and in a can and the bartender gave it to me so there was zero chance of getting roofied lol) #also shout out to the girl who helped me pick these really cute high waisted flare jeans i bought #and also let me use the employee bathroom even tho its against the rules lmao #the outfit i bought cost too much and i probably shouldn't have bought it but it feels SO nice to have one new outfit #after not buying new clothes in forever #i shouldn't be spending money rn but i really had to get it bc it was so cute #words #personal

[shinehyuk]

scaramouche 😭

#ladies and gentlemen and everyone else.. i am getting him #he shall be MINE #i have my 50/50 guaranteed and pretty high pity ☺️ mark my words. he WILL be mine #and i'll place him next to childe in my team ☺️ he'll be very happy <3 #i am so hyped for him infkdjfkfnfjfjg i want him so bad 😭 #pulling 9 four stars means a 100% chance of getting a five star next 10 pull right?? #if so then i only need like 10 wishes left!!! #doing my comms and story quests everyday pays off after all ☺️ #i wanted to save for pantalone but i don't collect constellations so i'll definitely get to save up for him too. hopefully #also dainsleif ☺️ i probably won't get haitham and that upsets me but oh well #i also want to get raiden and miko reeeeeally badly but i definitely won't get them this time #next rerun perhaps? i want so many characters but i've got so little primos 🥲

[el-im]

Dr. Ruth - April 25, 1985 (1993) dir. Stuart Margolin

- It may have four letters, but ‘love’ is not a dirty word--say it! - Eh.. I can’t.  - Why not? - I said it, once. Long ago. And once is enough. 

#ql #'its rush hour in midtown manhattan--you'll never get a taxi--foggetabboutit!!!' #'wearing your SILLY high heels and your STUPID dresses and talking to strangers about g spots' #'why do you think you were married five times' 'i like variety' #EPISODES THAT HIT DIFFERENT AFTER YOU HAD A MASTERS AND JOHNSON PHASE AT AGE 15 #'i think you are afraid of something' 'alimony' #no i cannot take al's abandonment issues in this sex centered QUANTUM LEAP episode #my girl pulling off his clip on earrings and rubbing his earlobes... yeah. lmfao. mood.org/me #his little accent. oh mygdfasdfjasfasf #'BAZONGAS' #ANITA HILL #listening to sam beckett telling people that being sexy is a state of mind... dskfjas #'goodbye radio hello bellevue' #'you really dont want to hear about my erogenous zones... do you?' #'who the hell do you think you are?' 'not who you think he is!' #THATS MY BABY #PATIENT ETHERIZED UPON A TABLE #GODDAMMNNNN #anyway its important to me that he says 'once is enough' not 'once was enough' ill be writing my thesis on this distinction #this is so stupid. 'i love tina' get in LINE BITCH #literally i was watching her after al leaves and going 'it would be cool if we saw HER leap instead of sam' #and lo and behold #anyway this ep is stupid but thanks for the tina stuff <3 #quantum leap