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loveebot · 17 days

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helloo!! orange cat!reader or golden retriever!reader?? :)

thank you for the ask !! i have my four main !readers but if anyone has ideas for occasional side !readers then please send them in🎀🎀 ( 2 in 1 guys !!! 😋😋 )

gingerkitty!reader

canonically kitty!reader’s baby sister. lovess the sanrio universe (has sanrio bedsheets, clothes, jewelry, etc). her hair is always in pigtails. soft spoken. brown eyeliner. friendship bracelets coating her wrists. always sleepy. def turns into her sis when someone wakes her up earlier than she was planning on. her outfits are definitely like the original coquette (not dollette) superr calm + mellow. much more friendly and affectionate than kitty!reader. “girls just wanna have some” by chromatics.

ㅤㅤ ㅤ۪ㅤ— ㅤ۫ㅤ๑ㅤ ۟ㅤ ˗ˋˏ 🐈 ㅤ‧₊ ♱

w/ matt — you’re def your calmest with him. you can fall asleep on him at literally any time. if you have an attitude cause you’re forced to wake up early for something important he shuts it down immediately. “c’mere,” he’d say, then whistle. “knock it off, seriously.” you’ve always gotta be touching him (holding hands, moving his hand to your back, making him stop whatever he’s doing just so you can hug him; things like that).

w/ chris — he’s alwayss buying you sanrio merch. especially if you’re pissed at him (we all know chris just acts a fool, and usually you take it the wrong way). “listen, i know you didn’t like the joke i made about the girl in the movie. so…i brought you something.” and obviously you’d already forgiven him hours ago so you reward him with mind boggling sex!

w/ nate — you guys are saurr cute. you’ll come home from work and he’ll be sitting on your bed watching the adventures of hello kitty and friends. you’re just thinking “i love you sooo much.” y’all def make matching bracelets together and never take them off. i’m sorry your sex is soo vanilla for a whileee, it’s only one night when he comes home from a really bad game and takes it out on you that you both realize you like it rough.

goldenretriever!reader

works at a cute little unknown bakery. jorts. “falling for ya” by grace phipps. fluffy socks. has an insane strawberry shortcake obsession. canonically puppy!reader’s irish twin (1st). the more “mature” of the two of them. she’s really just as dependent on her man as her sister is. they’re only different because she’s less clumsy. babydoll dresses. her baking materials are heart shaped. hopeless romantic (the kid who would make pretend wedding dresses out of toilet paper then proceed to get yelled at by mom and dad because she was wasting it=her).

ㅤㅤ ㅤ۪ㅤ— ㅤ۫ㅤ๑ㅤ ۟ㅤ ˗ˋˏ 🦮 ㅤ‧₊ ♱

w/ matt — he’s your favoritee person in the world. whenever he’s not home ‘cause he had to shop or film or whatever you literally break down. he comes home and’s like “hey, what’s the problem? m’here, okay?” he loves when you wear your babydoll dresses ‘cause he knows there’s nothing under. believeee he’s taking you to the nearest enclosed space and eating. you. the fuckkk. out. such a munch.

w/ chris — when you guys bake together it’s always a big ass mess (you never don’t have a food fight). he lovess when his girl gets needy. which is almost all the time, so it’s just constant touching. you’re all on him and he’s all “yeaa, i know, i know.” especially cause you’re a little shy, not to the point where you don’t talk to people but y’knoww.

w/ nate — your favorite thing to do is steal his baseball caps and wear them backwards. you lovee his hair. you always tell him if he changes his haircut you’re literally gonna dump his ass, no joke. when you guys are fucking you’re fingers are always running through his hair, and you both like it so it’s highly unlikely that he ever would change it. sometimes he comes to visit you at your little bakery so he can watch you work. you usually don’t even notice him because you’re so locked in to your masterpieces.

୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ .⁺ ⸝⸝

just me acknowledging that this is 100% inspired by multiple other writers on this app, specifically, starfxkr, princessbrunette (love her sm) and donatellawritings, and if any of the writers who use these type of !readers see this and feel that my interpretation is too close to theirs and they want me to take this down, i will.

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ohsweetsweettooth · 7 years

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video title: 20 QUESTIONS GAME [ft HUSBAND!!!!!!] [L]

desc: Donovan and I found an old 20 Questions game at the store, he was really surprised they still existed!!!!! We bought it and decided to see if it could guess what we’re thinking of!

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[cutesy intro title, zigzag swipes into bubble letters reading “20 QUESTIONS GAME”]

[Camera is fixed to them seated under a kotatsu (decorated in cinamaroll merch), a pastel pink couch fill of sanrio items and some out of place-looking halloween plushes. Spice is wearing a long sleeved pastel blue shirt with a fried egg on the left breast, with a little pan clip in his icing. Donovan is wearing a black shirt that says ‘VIP’ on it in yellow, with no additional captioning. His hair is more casual than usual, but still in a pompadour. On top of the table is a blue 20 questions machine, two starbucks drinks, and a bottle of water]

Spice: [waves] Hello, cupcakes! Welcome to the show!

Don: [waves at the camera, then goes back to watching spice talk]

Spice: So today, I’m with my husband Donovan! [Donovan smiles, but bites his lips to hide it] We got our hands on this little game called 20 Questions [shows the game to the camera, music in the BG stops as it unfocuses. Donovan chuckles as he tries again] [to Donovan] for such an expensive camera, you think it’d focus on what’s in front of it. [camera focuses on the game]

Don: it heard you talking shit [laughs]

Spice: [grins and sits back down] Well, hopefully it won’t be too angry, if that’s the case. [to the camera] So, this thing is supposed to be able to guess what you’re thinking of! But since it’s like... A programmed little egg... thing... it can only guess out of a few categories. Vegetable.... Mineral, which are like, rocks and stuff, I think? Isn’t water a mineral?

Don: Uh, fuck if I know. [beat] No, it ain’t. Mineral water’s got minerals and shit in it.

Spice: So waters-- vegetable, mineral... unknown, concept... and animal. Donovan’s gonna do the first one! [hands Donovan the game]

Don: ‘Kay... Let’s see... Ya think it will guess the concept a’ death, dude?

Spice: [snorts] Maybe.

Don: Concept... ‘Does it break if dropped...’ The fuck? How the hell would a fuckin’ concept-- you can’t even hold a concept.

Spice: [laughs]

Don: I guess, fuckin... Unknown. Next... ‘Does it make music?’ Fuck no. ‘Is it straight?’ This thing doesn’t know its own catagories. It’s retarded, dude...

Spice: Are you sure you clicked on Concept?

Don: Yeah. [snorts] We’ll see if it gets it. I mean, fuckin’ Akinator was a dumbshit too but it still guessed you. ‘Can you touch it?’ No.

Spice: Oh yeah! I forgot to explain the point! It tries to read your mind and guess what you’re thinking by asking you 20 questions! If it gets it wrong, it’ll try 30.

Don: You already told them that.

Spice: Oh. [bites lip and grabs coffee] It’s 5am what do you expect.

Don: [smiles at him] ‘Is it outside’ I mean, I guess it’s everywhere. But yeah...

Spice: What if it guesses the sky.

Don: This was much cooler when I was younger. Well, 20, but I was easily impressed [snorts].

Spice: It’s still cool to me! Too Bad it’s, like, obsolete now!

Don: They discontinued these, like, a year before I met you. Traded 20q in exchange for a cute husband.

Spice: Since we have one of these now, do you have to trade me in?

Don: Nah. Shit trade. Oh, the game [looks at it] ‘Is it delicious’ Yo. What the fuck. No. ‘Is is orange?’ No. ‘Dangerous?’ Yes. ‘Can it speak?’ Fuckin’... metaphorically but it’s askin’ me if it’s orange so I’m gonna put no.

Spice: ‘Do you find it in the sky?’ Maybe the concept of death isn’t in this handheld game for kids.

[SFX of the death march, zooms in on the 20q game and gets distorted. back to normal music and format]

Don: They’re fuckin’ pussies.

Spice: [scoffs, laughs] God!

Don: ‘Will it eat almost anything?’ No-- WWAIT, SHIT, go back.. Yes. ‘Does it come from something larger’

Spice: Ooh, that’s really deep.

Don: Didn’t expect it to get exisential. Fuckin... [giggles] Fuck, I dunno... Unknown. That’s an ominous fuckin’ answer too, ain’t it?

Spice: It fits the mood! I should have worn some darker clothes.

Don: You can borrow mine. ‘Do you use it in public?’ God. Damn it. We ain’t gonna get it, guys.

Spice: That’s a surprise.

Don: [absently] You’re gonna write my next song with rhymes like those, man.

[edit, zooms in on spice and puts a crown png over him and big bold letters that say ‘PROMOTED’]

Don: Flexible? Sure. Round? [massages his temples] God... This fuckin’ thing...

Spice: I don’t think you’re giving it a fair chance, though. It *is* discontinued. And from two-thousand something. It’s 2017!

Don: No excuse. Can you smell it... Yes. [beat] [snorts] [laughs] Does it..... hahaha, fu-fuck, [giggles] Does it have-- does it fuckin’ have paws... [snorts] fuck no.

Spice: [giggling] What number was that?

Don: Fuckin’ 16... Oh my god, he’s gettin’ too fuckin’ hauty. He’s guessin’ it.

[jeapordy music. Spice and Donovan lean to view the handheld]

[both laugh]

Spice: A *dragon*?! What the hell?? [laughs]

Don: Holy shit. What a fuckin’ dumbass... Fuckin’ no, you dumbshit [giggles] Now it’s asking if it has a tail. Is it smoke? No. Oh my god, dude, it’s desperate. Askin’ if it’s garbage... Wrongo-fuckin’-dongo, ya dingus.

Spice: You’re stumping it!

Don: Unless these next few questions are really specific, I’m gonna win. And I’m gonna treat myself to some fuckin’ pie.

Spice: For all this stress, you really deserve it.

Don: Don’t get snarky, sweet cheeks, I out-thought a kid’s toy from the 2000′s. Hard work.

Spice: [snorts]

Don: Living? No. Useful? Yeah, I guess. Wait-- sometimes. Okay, does it fuckin... come in many varieties? Yes.

Spice: definitely.

Don: It guessed passion. It actually guessed a concept this time, so good on it. Should I do close, or wrong, ya think?

Spice: Um... Hm... [taps chin] I would go no.

Don: Kay. No. Can liquids pass through it? I’m gonna go back and choose passion to close.

[edit #DonTheGrammarMaster as he says ‘choose passion to close’]

Don: Does it grow over time?

Spice: It’s gonna guess love now.

Don: I’m gonna go no. Is it annoying? Sometimes. Oh shit! He guesses a fuckin’ zombie. Man... he’s close, dude.

Spice: That might be the closest it can get!

Don: Located in the sky? Shit, it keeps bringin’ my fuckin’ hopes up...

Spice: I mean, heaven is, isn’t it?

Don: [in a hushed voice to Spice] Heaven ain’t real.

Spice: It might be to the game!

Don: I’ll go ‘sometimes’. It guessed ghost. Shit, man, I got it. That’s 29.

Spice: Aww, he was close!

Don: Yeah. Now he guessed lightning bolt like a fucktard. Oh shit, I won! [gets up quickly and leaves the frame, Spice watches him go, come back, and grab his coffee]

[edit shows a blurry frame of Don’s face and puts a fancy crown on it, sfx confetti, and says WINNER in bold, gold letters]

Spice: [to Donovan] Come back when you’re done so we can do the outro!

Donovan: [off-camera, far] Alright babe.

[cut]

[Spice has a slice of pie too, Donovan is eating his]

Spice: Well, that went like I thought it would! Thank you guys for watching, but sadly the game didn’t win... Join me and Donovan next time when we try out some new M&Ms!

Don: Fuck yeah. [pauses] I hope you don’t lose monetization cuz I fuckin’ cuss so much.

Spice: [laughs] I don’t, I just put a warning. [to camera] See you cupcakes later!

Don: See ya.

[outro card linking to other videos and social media]

#long post #video transcript

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