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wo-wann-was-wer · 4 years

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WHAT I WAS THINKING: DARK SEASON 3 EDITION

EPISODE 1:

Who are these dudes with the harelip and what do they want

Why did she just take him to a cave and leave that’s kinda rude

So everything in this universe is just gonna be backwards. Love it

Ugh I’ve said this a million times but this show has such Fringe energy and I can’t wait to get a tattoo for this too

This is super freaking me out, i dont like that everyone’s in everyone else’s house.

Ooooh Katharina with glasses yes girl you better work.

I like Michael and this hat he’s rocking

Super into the fact that magnus and fransizka are involved in this universe too

There’s nothing cuter than sex before school. Ahhh the nostalgia

Ten bucks says that Hannah gets out of this bed and is pregnant

Fucking YEP

I am loving Martha in this Jonas journey

I know that all they did was flip the lens of the camera but my brain is breaking at this flipped Winden

Who the fuck is this random dude Martha is with

You know what he kind of looks like Jonas. I wonder if that's relevant or if I'm just grasping at straws

Bartosz looks like he's going to his first grade violin recital

I straight up just did not recognize Charlotte with makeup. She looks hot

There's got to be another person in that picture other than Ulrich because that's a lot of space to rip out for one person

okay hold up Woller looks so good and then when I saw that he was missing an arm I almost lost my fucking mind

Oh shit okay Hannah is living in Katharina's house.

Oh my God are Ulrich and Charlotte having an affair

Is it normal in Germany for kids to just walk into classes that aren't there’s and just sit down

follow up he has a clear noose mark on his neck

Aleksander looks so hot with this beard. universe B is the fucking glow up universe

It's weirding me out that the whole school is black and gray instead of light brown

The look of satisfaction on katharina's face

Wow honestly Louis just broke my heart with his facial expression when he realized his mom didn't know who he was

he looks so scared

Yes yes do it afffffffffair

Oh no you done got found out!!!

Oh the theme of the play here is red and set of gold

Fransizka looks so cute in this little outfit

Oh my God she's deaf!!!!

What the fuck. the fact that this actress can talk is blowing my mind

RIP to Regina a real queen

Peter's a fucking priest

All the fucking weird-ass freaky motherfucking trio is back

The dopplers have the same house That's cool

excuse me sir I think your child is broken

these guys are so creepy What the fuck

I definitely don't like the piano wire

oh this motherfucker is the one who gets lost

I feel like winden in this universe is just a little bit fancier

Well Charlotte and Ulrich just be fucking like crazy

Bartosz is the Jonas of this group and I love it

who was that??????

I cannot get over Aleksander in this beard

I like that things are opposite but they also have things that are different enough.

Like I'm so into the fact that they all went down into the bunker

who in the unholy fuck is that. who is that

Oh shit old Martha

What the fuck is this Tannhaus’ factory we're at

hold up Martha's in 1888

What the fuck. why is Jonas in 1888 and looking SO good

EPISODE 2:

casually sitting over your bed watching you sleep

he's look so good though

yo what the fuck everybody else is there too

Oh no things got really ugly at Mads’ wake

Not for nothing but Tronte is a dick

I kind of don't understand why Claudia would want Regina to live in such pain in this type of universe

Peter is such a good boy

lurking is the freaking national past time of this place

Oh shit we got some spin-off timeline stuff good

who is This is blind guy

I love Katharina so fucking much

I know what she's thinking and it's the same thing I'm thinking which is can I kill a child

why does this picture of Tronte make him look like Jimmy Smits

Katharina looks amazing in this jacket

Also I definitely did not just start yelling GO GET YOUR MAN KATHARINA

Regina just gets more and more badass as time goes on. Also all of the women of the tiedemann family are so fucking badass

I am so excited to watch this fucking relationship develop. they're both too cute

awwww he's using signs!

oh they're writing back and forth

DAMNIT PETER

I always feel like little Noah should do fuckboy sign offs when he leaves rooms because he's so smooth

yesterday Laurel said that this was back to the future but serious and just now Bartosz said it's not super easy to get nuclear fuel in 1888 and now I think that Laurel's right

I will never get over how good he looks JONAAAASSSSSSS

This guy feels like the OG inventor of sic mundus right

Katerina why are you even trying to check in at the front desk bitch Go and get your man

Is this Katarina's mom why does she just recognize that woman's name

everyone on the show is so talented.I spend the whole damn time being like oh my god the performances on the show and it's like yeah we know

Katerina get your man

I literally love them so much look at the look on her face She is a mama bear She is not going to let anybody take her man or her children and I love her

Not a huge fan of people who quote Shakespeare right before they kill other people or am I an enormous fan of people who use Shakespeare right before they kill other people

using a garotte to kill someone is ugly as fuck

I feel so bad for Jana

see this is one of the reasons why I'm like why would you bring Regina back to this world.

wowwwww TRONTE what's up dude

YO WHAT

Oh so how did Charlotte get back there but Elizabeth's still there too. didn't they switch places?

oh the head bump

Not excited for the mother daughter abuse stuff that's about to happen

I love these split sequences that they do at the end

anytime somebody stands and stairs for a lonely at a spot on the ground I assume to somebody died there

Oh shit that guy is a tannhausokkkk I see you

a religious images we love to see it.

This show is a whole series of pause that frame.

No I ruined something for myself!!!!

EPISODE 3

got to love those through and through Ariadne references

okay so Charlotte's great great grandfather has her watch?

who are these horrible traveler human beings

they look like less sexy Francis dolarhydes

I can't get over the fact that wollers missing an arm here I swear

we ARE the glitch BITCH

alternate universe Ulrich is a better person than standard Ulrich

what's this new like zoom-y thing they're doing

I was attracted to Magnus at this jump of the show but he looks better with dark hair

How did they not all die of fucking flu

eternally repeating deja vu

I looked at the production stills and I was like what the fuck is this hair do that Moritz has but he looks amazing

Also everyone on this show deserves an acting award

and Magnus is wearing a skeleton sweater

Hannah does that deep dive detective work any bitch knows the Nose doesn't lie

why doesn't anybody want to fuck wöller

omgggg eat the RICH

also he has that x tattoo on his hand that represents the no future thing

oh the light is rectangular and not circular ooooooh fancy

The show is also a lot of people catching each other's wrists as they walk away

I knew we couldn't trust this bitch

What did he give her

I love the parallels and characters behaviors between universe a and universe b

I want to know how Noah factored into all of this on this side

Martha has a type and her type is iconically Aryan

Oh Aleksander's back with that beard he's back

Hannah is such a snake

Omg that's her!!!!! I thought she was a trans actress.. hm. not super happy bout that :/

What is Helge talking about Ulrich did what??? omg

I would be like SIR DO WE NEED TO FIGHT STOP FOLLOWING ME

I stopped taking notes for the last half of that episode cuz I was really sucked in haha

EPISODE 4

FIRST OF ALL I'D LIKE TO GO ON RECORD THAT I DON'T CARE FOR THESE GENTLEMEN AT ALL

second of all why is this guy being like oh I took your name

why does he have Agnes's bracelet I don't like that

I don't like anything about this guy That's the end of the story

Also hold up a red hot second is Agnes dead cuz if so that's a hate crime

see what did I say

I knew that Hannah was going to get involved with Egon

from the second she walked in that office I was like that bitch has her eye on him and as she should he's handsome as fuck

Also he spoils her so much more than any other man she's ever been with AKA is Egon the only man she ever deserved

Is Hannah going to develop a heart cuz I'm not sure how I feel about that

Also what happens if Hannah gets pregnant

why is Ines a bitch I thought she was mad cool the beginning and now I feel fucking deceived

Also it's such a sweet gig that The kids who are playing kids can now play teenagers

poor Doris. Also he was shitty to her but he was far nicer than I would have been

Doris is so beautiful it's bullshit

older Magnus is so handsome

All I wanted was middle-aged Martha

bitch you have been having unprotected sex with him why do you think that pregnancy was not on the tabl

I'm like who's this guy in the church if it's not Noah I bet it's that little bitch

yeah I fucking knew it

Is this the dude that was married to Agnes I feel like this guy isn't real or something

I'm not surprised he let her go but I don't know why I'm not surprised. I feel like she's important to his timeline and I'm not sure why

look at these relationships forming between these sweet little bab

Hannah looks good in this red. Hannah looks good in all of these styles.

who is this child

I like that already as a child Bernd had his eye on Claudia as someone who was smart and had a ton of potential

I keep forgetting that I'm taking notes because I get so invested in episodes

Also I realize the zoomi thing which is going back and forth between the universes

Is Agnes Silja’s mom And if so with whom

he gave her Agnes’ bracelet that dope All right Tronte

Wow Claudia needs to back off her man

Claudia force him into a relationship with her

I fucking hate Hannah but sometimes she speaks so much sense

ooh I don't need anyone Yes girl that's true You don't need anyone You needing people was what made you act fucking crazy You don't need anybody

This was always my big problem with Hannah was that I initially identified with her because she was such a survivor but then she did such horrible reprehensible things I just couldn't let it go and I absolutely couldn't identify with her anymore

Oh here's my daddy Noah looking so good

I mean okay so I have been in this position before where I was cheating and then my man cheated on me and I was like how dare you but also you cannot be mad if your partner cheats on you when you cheated too. You both fucked up

Is Hannah going to have a redemption arc cuz that's a lot

Oh my God she's not going to get rid of this child is she

Oh my great God I cannot believe that she gave Helene that necklace.

I knew she was fucking connected to Katharina in the older generation I knew it

Louis and Lisa are a super cute couple and I know that they're not dating in real life but I think that they're very cute together

Oh everybody fucking

yeah they created the Apocalypse yeah

Oh no they have a child outside of worlds that's a mess How does that work so they had they gave birth to that ugly fuck

honestly I hate that he's their child for the most part just because he's ugly as fuck and neither of them are ugly as fuck so it makes me mad.

#episodes 1-4 #live reacts #dark season 3 #spoilers #spoilers dark season 3 #dark #dark network

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the-questionmark-kid · 5 years

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Fenrir - 12 weeks old

I haven’t been very good at keeping up with this, as most of my energy goes into actually training and handling Fen, as opposed to writing about him. But as I kept telling myself (and everyone else kept telling me) time has passed quickly and a lot of things have improved, so I’m finally able to sit down and do this thing.

So far, Fen has been to the vet three times since I’ve had him: first, for his initial checkup and some boosters to his base vaccinations and distemper: second, because he threw up and had really bad diarrhea so I was concerned: third for his parvo booster. The first appointment was 5 days after I got him and he whined and screamed the whole time (the tech just nodded and in a moment of silence said, “That good old Shepherd scream, huh?”). The second, he was pretty whiny but calmed down quickly. The third, he barely whined at all and in fact actually fell asleep on the floor of the office (to the bleeding hearts of every tech and vet in the building - it was very cute). He’s weighed in at a whopping 22.8ilbs!

It’s all in the ears tbh.

Fen does still have the occasional accident inside, but only in the basement, as that is where his kennel and pen are, and where he has to be when I’m not home. It’s getting warmer now, so I’m giving serious consideration to getting him a doghouse for the back porch and putting his lead out there. He doesn’t like being in his pen, and in fact I’ve had to tether him to the back of his kennel so that he doesn’t escape said pen (he’d have an escape artist ability that could rival a goddamned husky if he wasn’t so clingy). As much as I don’t want to spend the money on a doghouse that I won’t be taking with me when I move in 4 months, the current situation isn’t ideal so that’s probably where we’re headed.

Fen is an extremely laid back dog. I know he’s only 3 months old, but this pup barely ever gets bursts of energy, and when he does, he just wants to play with his toys or go to the park; I saw him with zoomies one(1) time when we went to my friend’s apartment and they riled him up, but he calmed down the instant I had him lay down. Even at the park, he doesn’t sprint (partially...partially because his paws are too big for him and he falls over himself. He falls a lot.) he just finds another dog to annoy and has a blast letting them beat him up. (Fun note: yesterday, there was a husky, Leo, who really liked me and showed this affection by jumping and rubbing on me like a cat would. Fen got very jealous and a little protective, and stood between my legs barking at this dog who’s got like 40Ilbs on him and absolutely no fucks to give. Nothing else, just yelling at this husky for daring to demand the attention of his dad. It was....very, very funny. Especially considering every time we go to the park he steals the heart of every human there. Also Leo had just spent the past 20 minutes putting Fen on his back and sticking his butt in his face.) Anyway, I worried at first that I was over-exercising him and forcing him to have this laid back behaviour, but even on days where we don’t take a super long walk or meet a bunch of new people: he plays with his toys for a few hours, gets tired, and goes to sleep. When he meets new people, he’s ecstatic to go up to them, lick them, and then lay down and get all the pets. He only wakes up and leaves his nap site to follow me around and sit and watch what I’m doing. My dad’s shepherd was not this calm. My wonderful pit mix from my childhood was not this calm. My foster puppy was NEVER this calm (she slept a lot because she was sick but when she was up, she was MOVING, and now she’s super zoomy). None of my grandparent’s labradors were this calm under the age of 5. He’s just like this and it jives wonderfully with my lifestyle.

As it is, Fen and I do walk over a mile together almost every day. It’s necessary in order to socialise him the way I need him to be socialised - ideally, I would like to train him to be a true emotional support animal and establish behaviours that will help him help me with my anxiety attacks and deep bouts of depression. Also, I’m moving to an extremely dog friendly city and I would very much like to take him with me most places. Fen’s recalls are getting a lot better, to the point where if the cat isn’t moving, he will actually break focus and come to me, away from the cat. I credit that to the amount of time we spend going places and meeting new people and establishing appropriate behaviour in these new places. He’s never made a mess in a store, he’s gotten overly excited maybe once. At this point the only issue I have with Fen in public is 1) he wants to chase cars, 2) he wants to say hello to every single person in existence no matter if they make eye contact or not, and 3) he wants to be friends with every dog he sees. The car chasing is not a big deal, since he’s always on a leash and I really need to just get him downtown on a nice day to watch traffic. Luckily most people either want to say “hi” back and are really understanding of the fact that he’s only 3 months old and has difficulty remembering his manners. The strange dog situation is taking time. He’s does well on his leash when it’s just us and maybe one other person to walk with, and he is responding to “heel” consistently as of yesterday (it still takes a few reminders with treats but I’m extremely satisfied with his progress), so I think the new dog meeting will get better with time. Unfortunately I live in an area with a lot of irresponsible dog owners who don’t seem to understand when their dog is tense, shouldn’t interact with puppies, or just straight up really not dog friendly (man with very large german shepherd at the dog park fence ////// he keeps coming when I’m there and every time that shepherd starts growling and danger barking at one of the other dogs in the fence. Luckily his owner hasn’t brought him in but I’m constantly worried that one day it’ll just be me and Fen and the dude will bring that dog in and.... siiiiiigh I haven’t talked to him but god I hope that day never comes). I had to explain to a couple with a Pomeranian yesterday that their dog is protective and insecure, and his bouncing is play. I get that it’s hard to read body language on small fluffy dogs, but these people actually had no idea. It’s weird being me in this town sometimes.

The cat situation....makes me really sad, to be honest. I love my roommate’s cat so, so much. I adore Regal. The fact that Fenrir, my dog, puts him on edge and harasses him makes me feel absolutely awful. I’m examining all of their interactions and behaviours and I know that this is something that is only going to improve with time, but as of now....it just sucks. This is part of why I’m probably going to end up getting Fen a doghouse for during the day, too. Fen’s stress makes Regal stressed, and that makes for very bad behaviour. Fen is still not being aggressive in the least - nothing in his attitude or body language lead me to believe he wants to hurt Regal - but the attempts to chase put me on edge and I know that makes the whole situation worse. Interacting with the cat is the only complaint I have right now and I am doing my absolute damndest to make it better. I know it takes time, but it’s....draining and demoralizing.

I usually work Sunday mornings, so this is sort of weird for us both, but Fen and I have started hanging out in my room on the mornings I don’t work before we venture out. He was happily gnawing on his toys and now he’s just napping. The AKC keeps sending me emails every week about what to work on and I’m just like, “yeah we already started on that, it’s going well.” Sometimes I worry that I’m pushing him too hard to learn new behaviours but his specific training sessions don’t last longer than 20 minutes, and then his commands are just reinforced throughout his days. And honestly, he’s very true-to-form shepherd in...every single instance I’ve put him in, minus that fear based anxiety. All of his problems are because he’s “too friendly”, not because he’s afraid. Well, he might be afraid of tiny angry terriers whose owners insist is “usually so friendly”. Yeah, that dog actually make contact. Through a fence. Sigh.

Who could want to bite this face???

#thatdorianguy #fenrirwolf #puppy raising #gsdpuppy #gsd #german shepherd pup #dogblr #dog blog #puppy #puppy training #puppy advice #also he kept trying to hump a min pin....../////#luckily her owners thought it was funny and were understanding #siiiiiigh you're a BABY stop it

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