#hdm incorrect quotes

[herdarkmaterialsss]

Marisa: Asriel and I have this easy chemistry where we finish each other’s-

Asriel: -sentences

Marisa: Don’t interrupt me.

#his dark materials #hdm #masriel #mrs coulter #lord asriel #asriel belacqua #marisa x asriel #incorrect hdm quotes #hdm incorrect quotes #marisa coulter #lord azriel/ mrs coulter #lord azriel x mrs coulter #mrs coulter/ lord azriel #mrs coulter x lord azriel

[freuleinanna]

incorrect masriel is the only correct masriel

#don't @ me this is how the scene went #hdm #his dark materials #incorrect hdm #incorrect quotes #his incorrect materials #marisa coulter #asriel belacqua #masriel #marisa x asriel #asriel x marisa

[hatters-workshop]

Will Parry, trying to look on the bright side after having the worst day of his life having had to leave his mother in the care of his piano teacher, accidentally killing a person who broke into his house, and finally having some peace having escaped to a parallel world where it's warm and there's no one after him: we're gonna be safe! And we're gonna have a great time!

*a feral girl with hair like a birds nest, wearing the same clothes she's been in for like a week straight runs at him out of a door way with a weird looking ferret that talks*

Will: WHAT IN THE JESUS CHRIST WAS THAT!?!?!

#his dark materials #meme #hdm #lyra belacqua #will parry #pantalaimon #subtle knife #i want to draw this as a comic but i dont feel like I'd do it justice #this came to me as a vision #poor will #he had a really bad day #and they dont really get better from there #incorrect quotes #tiktok meme #honestly that video could apply to about a million moments in those books

[alice-blogs-things]

His Dark Materials As Told Through Buzzfeed Unsolved

(Part One)

Lee, flying through the storm: This is the worst, this is the worst!

John: [Singing Mamma Mia unintelligibly]

#his dark materials #bbc his dark materials #incorrect hdm quotes #incorrect his dark materials quotes #source: buzzfeed unsolved #lee scoresby #john parry #jopari

[mxrisabelaxqua]

Pan: “Hi! I’m Pantalaimon, but you can call me Pan for short! My mother is a snow leopard and my father is a golden monkey.”

Pan: “Yeah, my life is pretty great.”

#his dark materials #his dark materials bbc #pantalaimon #stelmaria #the golden monkey #ozymandias #his dark materials trilogy #incorrect quotes #hdm incorrect quotes #hdm hbo

[lrsmoony]

Mrs. Coulter: You misunderstand me. I am her mother.

Papa Scoresby: Good motive, still not telling you where my daughter is tho.

#his dark materials #his dark materials incorrect quotes #hdm #hdm incorrect quotes #mrs coulter #marisa coulter #lee scoresby #dad! lee scoresby #Hester #the golden monkey #S02E03: Theft #lyra belacqua #lyra and her collection of parents #lyra silvertongue

[incorrectquotesconaisseur]

Lyra stans: she has been through so much, she deserves better!

Will stans: he is a sweet sad cinnamon roll, he deserves better!

Marisa stans: even if she did some bad things, she did it for love, for Lyra! She deserves better!

Lee stans: he didn't deserve to end like this!

Asriel stans, sipping black coffee: Asriel? Oh, yeah, he's a bitch

#incorrect quotes #his dark materials incorrect quotes #his dark materials #hdm incorrect quotes #hdm hbo #lyra belacqua #will parry #marisa coulter #lee scoresby #asriel belacqua #lord asriel

[ms-machine]

Marisa: I got Netflix for you like you asked.

Lyra: Oh, awesome! I've been mooching off Mary's account for years, so this will be nice.

Marisa: Wait, what do you mean?

Lyra: Her Netflix account.

Marisa: ...

Lyra: Like her profile? I wanted an account of my own, they're like, $8.

Marisa: ...

Marisa: Ohh, you wanted... an account on the service...

Lyra: Yeah, what did you think I meant? Wait, what did you buy?

Marisa: ...Netflix?

#don't ask i just know marisa would do sht like that #maryisa #if you ignote the other details #lyra belacqua #marisa coulter #mrs coulter #hdm #hdm incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mine #his dark materials #hdm shitpost

[outinthewildspodcast]

Incorrect quote accounts are my actual favourite. I genuinely can get lost in them and all of a sudden 7 hours has passed and the canon character I once knew is gone.

#incorrect quotes #and now I will just proceed to tag all the fandoms I personally love them in #the wilds incorrect quotes #hdm incorrect quotes #the 100 incorrect quotes #awae incorrect quotes

[thedevoraksblog]

Marisa : I'm a confident driver.

Father Mcphail : you ran over Boreal.

Marisa : with confidence.

#hdm series #his dark materials #his dark materials meme #hdm incorrect quotes #marisa coulter #father mcphail

[tigereyes45]

Lee: If I ever meet that fool, Lord Asriel, I'm going to give him a piece of my mind

Asriel: When then by all means, please do.

Lee: *Snaps* Give him a piece of our mind Iorek

Iorek: With pleasure

#hdm #his dark materials #lord asriel #asriel belacqua #lee scoresby #incorrect quotes #hdm incorrect quotes #iorek byrnison #hdm iorek #iorek

[herdarkmaterialsss]

Lyra: I got sent to prison for being too cool

Roger: no, you got sent to prison for arson and aggravated assault

#hdm #his dark materials #lyra belacqua #lyra silvertongue #roger parslow #hdm incorrect quotes #incorrect hdm quotes #incorrect his dark materials #his dark materials incorrect quotes

[freuleinanna]

incorrect masriel is the only correct masriel

(insp.)

#HUGH AND MARISA ARE BESTIES #THIS CONVERSATION HAPPENED #but also i bet you everything masriel shenanigans is the reason hugh lost his hair #he just couldn't with them #hdm #his dark materials #incorrect hdm #incorrect quotes #his incorrect materials #marisa coulter #asriel belacqua #masriel #marisa x asriel

[ivebeenreadingandwriting]

Lee : I'm gonna jump!

Iorek : do a backflip!

#his dark materials #hdm incorrect quotes #iorek byrnison #lee scoresby

[alice-blogs-things]

His Dark Materials As Told By Buzzfeed Unsolved

(Part Two)

Marisa: I have met some of the most insufferable people, but, they also met me.

Asriel: ...I wish that on no-one.

#his dark materials spoilers #bbc his dark materials #incorrect his dark materials quotes #incorrect hdm quotes #source: buzzfeed unsolved #marisa coulter #asriel belacqua #the irony being #hes one of the insufferable people shes talking about

[mxrisabelaxqua]

Lyra: *something bad happens* God, is that you?

Asriel, from the abyss: God is not here and never will be and never has been!

#his dark materials #lyra belacqua #lord asriel #hdm incorrect quotes #the golden compass #the subtle knife #the amber spyglass