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herdarkmaterialsss · 1 year
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Lyra: I got sent to prison for being too cool
Roger: no, you got sent to prison for arson and aggravated assault
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freuleinanna · 1 year
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incorrect masriel is the only correct masriel
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ghoulishxgraphics · 1 year
Conversation
Lee, the first time he met Lyra: She's a funny little thing, plus I like being paid. I don't mind sticking around for this thing.
Lee, literally the next episode: Lyra you're adopted...by me, sign the adoption papers and you have as much as bacon as you want.
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hatters-workshop · 2 years
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Will Parry, trying to look on the bright side after having the worst day of his life having had to leave his mother in the care of his piano teacher, accidentally killing a person who broke into his house, and finally having some peace having escaped to a parallel world where it's warm and there's no one after him: we're gonna be safe! And we're gonna have a great time!
*a feral girl with hair like a birds nest, wearing the same clothes she's been in for like a week straight runs at him out of a door way with a weird looking ferret that talks*
Will: WHAT IN THE JESUS CHRIST WAS THAT!?!?!
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alice-blogs-things · 1 year
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His Dark Materials As Told Through Buzzfeed Unsolved
(Part One)
Lee, flying through the storm: This is the worst, this is the worst!
John: [Singing Mamma Mia unintelligibly]
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evebeforethefall · 1 year
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Lyra: Why do I keep you around?
Pantalaimon: Because the alternative would be developing a consciousness of your own.
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quitealotofsodapop · 4 months
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More incorrect quotes from the delightful @justweirddino
Organising these in a set so I respond to all of them, also I have the transcripts in the image descriptions.
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Oh gosh so many to react to /pos
Macaque spent a lot of time either on the moon, in the Jade Palace, or in the wilds. He thinks Wukong's sense of enviromental hygiene is appaling for a monkey with his own treasury. Is def the one of the pair who starts organising/tidying up anywhere they go. Pigsy starts yelling like Gordon Ramsey if there's any mess in the kitchen or pantry area - chef habits.
2. Nezha mentions that he's part lotus around Sandy, and the big blue softy cant bring himself to eat lotus roots ever again. Wukong stayed vegan for a long time, but sometimes a monkey needs some protein. Macaque meanwhile has infact eaten other sapient beings, granted if they were already dead.
3. MK whenever they have to go somewhere vaguelly horrifying; "This Is fine." :) Can't wait till this little guy stumbles into Diyu.
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4. Nezha holds the family braincell whenever Pigsy isn't available. I love how it's 100% in all their characters; Macaque would be the type to steal a car if it helped with the situation (no matter how petty). Wukong does not fear personal injury. And MK is basically a trash disposal unit when it comes to materials.
5. Wukong is 100% a "if my knee is gonna give me chronic pain, just amputate the leg"-kinda guy. Probably thinks its acceptable to take out your body parts for maintenace. He legit jokes about it during a Jttw chapter where he has to gut himself to show up some taoist priests.
6. Pigsy. Family braincell holder, and very tired of Wukong's nonsense.
7. It took Mei and MK a while to question anything in the TMKATI au. Mei chalked her comparatively dark complexion up to Macaque or Tang, and the scales and fire to whatever Big Bro Nezha was. Kid logic. There was def a period of time where Mei just knew she wa adopted, but the parents hadn't broken the news to her yet. It was an awkward conversation.
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8. Erlang is stress incarnate. That third eye gives him images he does not want to see. Just radiates stress like a salt lamp. XD
9. Tbf we are talking about a manipulative murder monkey. MK introduces anyone to Macaque and it's like;
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10. I don't know why, but I adore the idea of the Spider Gang post-S3 joining up with Red and the Demon Bull fam. Red probably admires Syntax's programming skills on the Spider-Bots, and offers him a job maintaining the Bull Clones... but DBK and Red are still a bit sore from New Years so they don't 100% trust or respect the spiders just yet. XD
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Ty so much for sending these in! These weer really fun to read and to think about.
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60parsecsrevive · 9 months
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Incorrect Quotes: Ships Edition!
Deedee: Can I sit there?
April: That's my lap-
Deedee: THAT DOESN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION.
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Baby: Can people be allergic to nerds?
April: What? No, why?
Baby: Emmet. Everytime I'm around him, my palms get all sweaty, and I feel really warm, and my heartbeat and breathing get uneven.
April: Your-
Baby: I think I'm allergic to him.
April: Oh my god.
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Deedee: My sexuality? Everyone knows I'm straight. I like guys and have dated them, you know? I don't understand why this is so hard to—
April: *walks by*
Deedee: I'm gay. I'm fucking gay as hell. I'm so gay.
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Baby: Wait... are you flirting with me?
Emmet: I have been the whole time but thanks for noticing.
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Baby: I got a question for you.
Emmet: Okay.
Baby: Do you ever think about the future?
Emmet: Sure I do.
Baby: Yeah, am I in it?-
Emmet: Baby, you are it.
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April: You’re so great. I love you.
Deedee: What did you say?
April: Nothing. I said ‘you’re so great,’ and then I just stopped talking.
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April: *is carrying all the crafting materials*
Deedee: *holds out a hand to help*
April: *aggressively moves all the materials to one hand to hold her hand*
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Tom: So you don't have a thing for anyone at the moment?
Deedee: Well... i didn't say that.
Tom: Oh, what's he like then?
Deedee: You're just gonna assume they're a 'he'?
Tom: Are they–
Tom: Are they not a guy?
Deedee: *gay panic*
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April: Can you stop flirting with Baby.
Emmet: How do you know I'm flirting with him?
April: Anyone with eyes can see that you're flirting with him.
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Baby: * "accidentally" brushes Emmet's hand with his own*
Emmet:
Emmet: *aggressively holds Baby's hand*
Emmet, under his breath: Fucking commit to it.
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April: i’m actually deeply in love with Deedee and we’ve been dating for a couple months now, we even have pet names.
Tom: why are you telling me this??
April: because no one will believe you.
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Baby: It sure is dark in here.
Emmet:
Baby: I'm not scared or anything.
Emmet:
Baby: i mean who is scared of the dark these days? Not me, no sir-
Emmet: Do you want me to hold your hand?
Baby: Yes please.
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dotjretion · 5 months
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My thoughts on Romeo F. "Bedman" Neumann Guilty Gear
SPOILERS FOR: Guilty Gear Xrd, Guilty Gear Strive
At the risk of sounding too nerdy, I have some predictions not just about Romeo (alias Bedman)'s current state of affairs after his death in Xrd and his young sister taking his place, but also for his potential return as his own character separate from the Bedman identity in either future Strive DLC or a post-Strive installment of Guilty Gear.
Based primarily on what I have been able to gather from Xrd and Strive's story modes, as well as the arcade mode for Happy Chaos in Strive, it is very strongly implied that Romeo is not in fact dead as it's presented on its face.
In his conversation with Axl, Romeo had mentioned that his sister was lost to the dream world long ago, meaning that she didn't even have so much as a physical body in the material world. In his final scene in Xrd Revelator we see his body straight up turn to stone and crumble to pieces. On its face, he would appear to be dead, right?
[COMICALLY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
You would be wrong! In Guilty Gear Strive's arcade mode while playing as Happy Chaos, if you beat I-no on stage 7 without dropping a round, Happy Chaos discusses demi-humans and their ontological implications with I-no. In doing so, he offhandedly mentions Romeo. Specifically he says, and I quote:
"Did you know there was a guy named Bedman who managed to delete his own ID and became a multi-dimensional being?"
Entities in the Guilty Gear world who lack IDs (usually vampires or werewolves, i.e. demi-humans) exist in all parallel universes at once, and Romeo is a rare example of a multi-dimensional being who is (barring his unusual psychic powers) an ordinary human. While Happy Chaos does talk about him in past tense here, all other multidimensional beings we know of (e.g. Slayer, Nagoriyuki) are functionally immortal and I see no reason as to why Romeo would be an exception to this rule.
Now, what do I think happened? I figure that Romeo saved Delilah's life by switching places with her in the dream world, which as is confirmed in his conversation with Axl and his arcade mode in Xrd, is connected to the Backyard. Much like her, he lost his physical form and now exists as a disembodied consciousness who at most has remote control over his mechanised bed. It would also fit in with some of the lyrics in Bedman?'s Strive theme.
"Pitch black, pure white, all the same!" could be interpreted as meaning that where Romeo expected to find death, he found yet another dream. This is corroborated by how in Xrd his dreams are mostly represented as being a white void, as well as a common interpretation of death being nothing but empty darkness going on forever.
"But I can't find you with access to the back of my eyelids." implies that he still has some source of agency and isn't actually dead, but that he's in some kind of sleep, also tying into the idea that he's trapped in a dream with no body to wake up in rather than just full-on dead.
While the circle that's mentioned throughout the song can very clearly be referring to the cycle of death and rebirth known as saṃsāra, songs don't just have one intended meaning and the same symbolism can refer to multiple things at once. For example the circle could also be a way to refer to the physical world that Guilty Gear takes place in, in contrast to the Backyard which is a plane of abstract data. When he says he's on the border of the circle, it could in fact mean that he exists trapped in the Backyard, on the border of the physical world.
Now, how can he come back? If he's trapped in the Backyard, there are only really two people with the power to bring him back as of right now: Asuka R. Kreutz and The Original/Happy Chaos. Asuka would be able to as he's the one in possession of the Tome of Origin, which is the Backyard's physical manifestation in reality. He can glean all information from it, and thus if Romeo tried to call for help, Asuka could very plausibly find him. In addition, Asuka has made physical vessels for people in the past. He created Jack-O' Valentine as a vessel for Aria Hale's soul, and the planned Happy Chaos unit was a vessel to be made to house I-no's soul so she could live a normal life (though it was never finished). Nothing I know about Guilty Gear's lore precludes Asuka from making a physical vessel for Romeo's consciousness to inhabit to save him from the Backyard. As for now though, it seems Romeo's only connection to the physical world left is his old bed, where he silently watches over Delilah while he can say nothing to comfort her or reassure her that he's actually there.
tl;dr Romeo's trapped in the Backyard and only Asuka or Happy Chaos can bring him back. His only connection to reality left is his old bed.
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bulletsforyourtrain · 4 months
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🍊🍋Bullet Train incorrect quotes ft. my oc pt. 2:
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Part 2 with Ladybug this time lets goooo
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Tangerine: How did none of you hear what I just said?!
Lemon: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Ladybug: I got distracted halfway through.
Felix: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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Tangerine: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.
Felix: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: *silence*
Ladybug: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Lemon: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!
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Ladybug: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.
Lemon: *looks over at Tangerine and Felix* Lemon: Is it “sexual tension”?
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Felix: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.
Lemon: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?
Ladybug: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.
Tangerine: Guys.
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Felix: Tangerine! I can't do this stupid math!
Tangerine: What’s the math problem?
Felix: Well, we have to add the bed, subtract the clothes divide the legs, and hope we don’t multiply.
Lemon, covering Ladybug's ears, while Tangerine smacks Felix upside the head: Not going to lie that was hella smooth.
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Tangerine: That's ridiculous, Felix doesn't have a crush on me.
Ladybug: Yes they do.
Lemon: Yes they do.
Felix: Yes I do.
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Lemon: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Tangerine?
Tangerine: Ladybug, easily.
Ladybug, laughing: What the fuck, man.
Tangerine: Well, Felix would be too easy. They’d probably be into it.
Felix, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, man!?
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Lemon: Ladybug, you'll be working with Tangerine and Felix.
Ladybug: Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everyone else: *blank stares*
Ladybug: ...Of people on a team.
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*after the Squad's plan goes horribly wrong*
Lemon: Now it seems we're back at square one-- finding the Son.
Felix: For the record, I already found him.
Ladybug: And you let him get away before we could have a meaningful conversation.
Felix: He stabbed me!
Tangerine: I'm surprised he waited this long, Felix. We've all had the urge.
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Lemon: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Ladybug: I sleep with a knife.
Felix: Both of you are pathetic.
Lemon: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Felix: Tangerine.
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Ladybug: Wait, if baby oil dissolves condoms, what does it do to babies?
Tangerine: Believe it or not, babies and condoms are made of different materials.
Lemon: It’s like rock paper scissors. Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby.
Felix: Rock also defeats baby.
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Ladybug: Shh, here comes Tangerine!
Felix: Quick, Lemon, start talking about boring nerd stuff!
Lemon: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist.
Felix: Yes, that’s perfect. Just like that.
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Felix: Hi could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?
Ladybug: Microwave for 40 minutes.
Lemon: WHY WERE YOU MICROWAVING A LEMON?!
Ladybug: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells and I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges, but I didn’t own any pots…
Tangerine: Did you burn an orange too? HOW?!
Ladybug: Microwave for 40 minutes.
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Felix: You're smiling. What happened?
Tangerine: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?
Lemon: Ladybug tripped and fell down the stairs today.
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Lemon: Why are your tongues purple?
Felix: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Tangerine: I had a red one.
Lemon: oh.
Lemon:
Lemon: OH.
Ladybug:
Ladybug: You drank eachothers slushies?
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Lemon: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Tangerine: Not if they consent to it.
Felix: Depends on who your stabbing.
Ladybug: YES??!!?
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Lemon: Made you all playlists!
Lemon: Tangerine, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul.
Lemon: Ladybug, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression.
Lemon: And Felix has the ABBA Gold album.
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Tangerine: I love you.
Felix: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.
*Tangerine and Felix kiss passionately*
Lemon, to Ladybug: You owe me 20 dollars.
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Bracket C Round 1
Poll 3
Kitta (@thy-fucks-runneth-dry) vs. Renlin Surana (@trans-ruffboi)
133. Kitta (@thy-fucks-runneth-dry)
She/her
She owns every waking hour of my mind, why not
Short and wild dark brown hair,front and side stands are blond, one yellow animal eye with a scar over it, one brown eye, four black/brown wings, pointed horns, lil goat ears on the sides of her head, satyr legs, long thin tail, covered in scars, very tall
134. Renlin Surana (@trans-ruffboi)
he/him
Now listen here, for the low low price of no money, I'll tell you about *your* new blorbo; my Dragon Age OC.
Renlin Surana is a testy little bastard that is empathetic against his will, and gets genuinely mad that he can't hate a golden retriever of a man as much as he wants to. This makes him prime blorbo material, because you can get your uwus in and still have him be an asshole on all your incorrect-quotes blogs.
Now the first thing you've got to know here is that he's an elf wizard. We all like wizards, right? But what if this wizard was traumatized? Shocking stuff, I know.
In his world, wizards are kept in Wizard Prisons/Fantasy Catholic Schools for the crime of existing, and unsurprisingly, that doesn't go well for anyone involved. So now we've got an ex-catholic who's never seen rain before and doesn't really understand money having to save the world and probably die trying.
And I haven't even gotten to the magic yet! He uses forbidden Blood Magicks to both trans his gender and fight, which is primo comedic and angst material. We've got a multi-use elf over here!
And did I mention he's a healer? This gives us some of his greatest hits, like my personal favorite, ""I will tear you to pieces and put you back together *wrong*.""
 Now we're low on time here before the next commercial break, but a quick rundown of some of his other, very blorboable traits are:
-has a ghost for a mom
-can turn into a cat (using other forbidden magicks he learned from a goth swamp witch)
-married the assassin sent to kill him
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-has a dog for a best friend while being simultaneously deathly afraid of dogs
Vote Renlin Surana today!
Renlin is a 5' 1" elven short king with androgynous features, sharp teeth, and eyes that get a little fucked up due to all that Blood Magic we talked about. He's fair-skinned, with long brown hair, cat-like eyes, and sharp features.
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herdarkmaterialsss · 1 year
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Marisa: Asriel and I have this easy chemistry where we finish each other’s-
Asriel: -sentences
Marisa: Don’t interrupt me.
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freuleinanna · 1 year
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incorrect masriel is the only correct masriel
(insp.)
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yaffles-world · 2 years
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Based on this ask game:
F/O - Gundham Tanaka
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Rose - how many brain cells would you estimate there are between you and your f/o?
Not... many...? You know. Enough. 
Anemone - in ten words or less, describe the dynamic between you and your f/o?
Omg I can't believe we're both goth and trans
Dahlia - what song and/or song lyric do you associate with your f/o?
LEMON BOY BY CAVETOWN - 
Tulip - go to your f/o's wiki page and quote your favourite part of it?
"Finishing Gundham's Free Time Events yields the item 'Gundham's Undergarments' which are invisible to those who have too low of an "astral level". This hints that Gundham possibly doesn't wear them."
Buttercup - give an incorrect quote of you and your f/o
Gundham: are you trying to seduce me? Damien: why, are you seducible?
Marigold - what is your favourite picture, video and/or moment of your f/o?
Gundham talking in a baby voice to his hamsters.
Orchid - is your f/o also your favourite character from their respective media, or is it someone else?
Favourite character.
Sunflower - do you make fun of/tease your f/o a lot, or can you not bring yourself to be lovingly mean to them?
I could. But our dynamic is more "yes, and"-ing stupid decisions, so, I don't tend to make fun of him hehe.
Zinnia - how often do you think about your f/o? Do they live in your head rent free or do you not think about them for months on end before suddenly hyperfixating on them non stop for a week?
They're a newish f/o but at the moment it's about 40:40:20 for Gundham, Sonia and Spike. 
Lily - what would you say is the colour scheme of you and your f/o?
Magenta, red, purple, black.
Hydrangea - list your full playlist for your f/o
I only have one for him and Sonia, but:
Iris - does your self insert for your f/os source material have a detailed and complex story and character arc, or are they just kinda vibing?
I have multiple s/is for different AUs but its more for organisation/fun with aesthetic/dynamic so just vibing. 
Peony - how many gifs/images/videos do you have saved of your f/o in your gallery
Only 21 including Sonia as well, lame, I know.
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thunder-jolt · 9 months
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My Guilty Gear OC: Edlosi, the Mad Queen of Dark (and her lore...)
So, to fuel both my hyperfixations of League of Legends and Guilty Gear. I decided to make a Guilty Gear OC inspired by a League of Legends character! Enter...
Edlosi, the Mad Queen of Dark...
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Her past life wasn't a pleasant one, she was neglected and mistreated as a child, and as she becomes an adult; she wasn't respected all that much either. But not until someone has entered her life, shaping it drastically.
The heir to the kingdom's throne has found Edlosi, and soon fell in love with her, and so did Edlosi, and both of them got married when they were crowned king and queen.
She devoted and loved her man as much as he loved his wife, and with good reason; for her lover had treated her with kindness, adoration, and love, which she wasn't given back in her past.
But not everything is as happy as it should be, unfortunately.
During a celebration, a dagger launches through the crowd and into the king's chest.
To add more salt to the wound; the dagger is truly a poisonous dagger.
Edlosi fell into despair as her lover succumbed to the poison, and soon became mad.
When she hears of a place that can resurrect people, obsessed with bringing her love back; Edlosi took this as her only solution and went over to that very place with her love in her arms.
And just as she entered and soon resurrected her lover; she thought she would be granted happiness again, but her joy was short-lived.
Soon all light was gone, a black fog soon materializes, and there, she sees her resurrected love, wielding his blade, she rushes to hug him but the blade was soon plunged into her chest, she gives one more look at her lover before he dematerializes into the fog.
Absorbing the black fog, the temple she's in soon explodes into bright light, and the temple and the island it inhabits were soon engulfed in light, and once that light faded; the queen, the temple, and the island were gone as if completely wiped away from history, but the legend is still out there until now in 2188, or more or less; the 22th century...
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Author’s End Notes: If the lore seems familiar to you, that’s because it’s basically Viego’s lore but revamped a bit, and revamped as in: make it a What-If question, like what if Isolde was the one that got ruined instead of Viego? And also apply that to the setting of Guilty Gear.
Not sure how accurate but it’s an OC, could there be any accuracy? Well, changing the lore so that Edlosi would fit in better with the cast seems fair game so could be just me...
Also, have some incorrect quotes between some Guilty Gear characters and Edlosi, majority of it mainly between Happy Chaos because he’s my new fav but we’ll see...
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Incorrect Quote #1:
Edlosi: I could kill you if I wanted. Happy Chaos: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.
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Incorrect Quote #2:
Happy Chaos: You remind me of the ocean. Edlosi: Because I'm deep and mysterious? Happy Chaos: Because you're full of salt and you scare people.
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Incorrect Quote #3:
Sin Kiske: We either die free, or die trying! Edlosi: Are those the only choices?
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Incorrect Quote #4:
Jack-O: Can we get a birthday cake? Edlosi: It’s not your birthday. Jack-O: The cake won’t know!
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Incorrect Quote #5:
Faust: Go to sleep, or you'll hate yourself in the morning... Edlosi: I'll hate myself in the morning regardless, Faust.
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Incorrect Quote #6:
(Kind of OOC for Happy Chaos, but flaccid seems to be a word that fits Edlosi’s tongue-)
Edlosi: Happy Chaos! This soup is flaccid! Happy Chaos: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!
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alice-blogs-things · 1 year
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His Dark Materials As Told By Buzzfeed Unsolved
(Part Two)
Marisa: I have met some of the most insufferable people, but, they also met me.
Asriel: ...I wish that on no-one.
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