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laughing-with-god · 5 years

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Yandere BTS as fanboys

Jin- You’re his idol. He strives to be like you. That outfit you were wearing at the airport last week? He bought a matching one. You mentioned your favorite food on a mukbang V-live? He mastered cooking it. That one funny joke you said on that variety show? He repeats it all the time to his friends because it’s just so funny. If someone said that Jin was the male version of you, he’d be so touched to the point of tearing up. You were perfection in human form. Hate to say this, but if anyone dared to say that another girl idol was prettier or more talented than you, he’d definitely bash.

Prone to- Matching selcas and outfits, being a solo stan, going broke to see you in person via concerts and meets, unsubconsciously altering his appearance to fit your ideal type, bashing your ‘competition’

“Irene has no personality whatsoever and looks like an ajumma. You dare compare her to Y/n?!”

Yoongi- Analyzes your lyrics and uses them as inspiration for his own. Quiet fan, says he doesn’t need people to know that he’s a fan of an idol but really he wants to keep you to himself. Listens to your music at least 10 times a day. Helps him cope day to day and will switch to the acoustic versions when he’s trying to fall asleep. He could pick out your voice from a sea of others. He worships it. Doesn’t pay attention to idol culture, but if it involves you he’ll look out. Has a separate account to follow your social media. Has high hopes of one day working with you and creating a masterpiece together. He won’t get mad if someone disses your looks or personality (he kinda prefers it that people don’t find you as desireable as he does so he doesn’t have ‘competition’) but if someone ever came for you music....god help them.

Prone to- Quiet and solo Stan, has you as his background, skips through your members’ voices to get to yours alone, genuinely believes that you two will end up together, doesn’t consider himself a fan rather an appreciator of your music, pushes himself as a producer to one day work with you

“Y/n is so much more than an idol. She’s an artist. She’s so much bigger than Kpop, it’s offensive that she gets compared to the likes of Twice or Gfriend....”

Namjoon- Protective Stan. Dating scandals? He’s the type to get into a rant showing EXACT ANGLES OF YOUR EYELINE to prove that you weren’t lovingly gazing at the other idol. Controversy? The type to send letters to your company, begging them to sue dispatch and other sites for trying to tarnish your name. The type to try to search for deeper meanings with music videos and lyrics in quest for a story or conspiracy. Will copy your pictures for his own social media and have the caption of some deep quote you once said. Considers himself too mature for fan wars but his three paged rants in YouTube/Instagram/tumblr comment sections will tell you otherwise. Dresses like you and even tries to incorporate some of your mannerisms and sayings into his day to day behavior.

Prone to- Copying your social media presence, sending your company LOTS of letters, getting way too heated with other fans who just don’t ‘get’ you like he does, deadass wants to get a tattoo of a quote from you on him.

“Y/n is just a very complex person. I don’t expect you to understand what she meant by *blank* but trust me it wasn’t that. She’s just very philosophical and wise. Your two brain cells wouldn’t understand.”

Hoseok- LOUD stan. Has a YouTube channel for recreating your choreo. Has another YouTube channel for covering your songs. Has another channel for reaction videos of videos concerning you. Posters on his wall, saved selcas in his gallery, all your songs on shuffle and notifications for your social media are on so he won’t miss a thing. Has a proud tally for all the concerts he’s attended. Will happily roast someone online for the sake of fan wars. Will support your group/members as much as he can but at the end of the day you are his ride or die. Merch King. One of the most well known fans, one day your groups’ twitter account retweeted him and he SCREAMED SO LOUD despite being in public.

Prone to- Online stalking, skipping work or school if it interferes with going to your concerts or catching a V-live, going off on a hater and using his platform to protect your image

“Lmao imagine thinking that Y/n gives any types of shit about a weirdo weeabo like you?Talk all the shit you want from behind your crusty keyboard, she’s literally so unbothered💅🏼” *tweet from his fan account bc I picture him being THAT bitch*

Jimin- soft stan. Has a tumblr, wattpad and archive of our own account bc he LIVES for anything that can make him feel like he’s in a love story with you. Fluff, angst, fantasy ect. He’s always seen with his head buried in his phone screen and eyes furiously scanning the latest fic to peak his interest. Has a portable charger bc he cannot risk his phone dying whilst in the climax of a good plot. Not too involved with idol politics but he is very protective of you. Will def notice if you look a tad thinner or tired and type a comment telling you to eat more and rest well. Prob tell your company to lay off if I’m being honest. Supports your group 110% and doesn’t engage in fan wars bc he knows that you wouldn’t approve. The type to tell other frenzied fans online, “what would Y/n think?” Your his ideal type and he strives to be yours, dyes his hair and gets contacts to fit with your type.

Prone to- Obsessing over your well-being, spending too many hours a day reading fics about you (considers making his own), false sense of reality

“I know that Y/n doesn’t deserve this hate but pls don’t go bashing on haters on her behalf. Honestly it makes the fan base look bad and Y/n wouldn’t be proud. Let’s just focus on showing her love to drown out the negative. 💗”

Taehyung- You’re his goddess. Tries to mimic you in every way. Your hair color, your clothes, your accessories, eye colors and even the way you walk or talk. You’re just such an icon to him and so refreshing, he can’t tear his eyes away from you. Every idol is just so boring compared to you. You magnetize him. In his free time he tries to draw you and has honestly gotten so good at it. Another one to try to have a social media theme similar to yours. Got a pet and named it after you. Mimics your style and changes it up whenever you do. Will travel to the places you do, ESP if it’s for a fashion show. Even copies your skincare routine and diet. Follows your accounts but loves your from afar, doesn’t participate in petty fan behavior bc his ego is too big to ever settle for a ‘fan’ title.

Prone to- online stalking and copying, actual stalking, huge ego and warped sense of reality

“Y/n is going to be in Paris next week so I gotta book my flight now. Do you think she’s gonna be at the Gucci or Dior show? I would say Gucci but she never fails to surprise me...”

Jungkook- bby stan. You took his breath away when he first saw your music video. IU who? He watches EVERYTHING with you in it, streams all your music, follows all your accounts and buys all the merch. He strives to be your ideal type. He covers all your music but posts them online without showing his face bc he’s too shy. He used to be a fan war warrior but when he had a lil accident (cough smashing his laptop into a wall when the hater continued to call you a whore cough) he now tries his best not to participate and instead just focus on you alone. He would never admit it, but he’s the type to look up your zodiac sign and his sign to read about how compatible you two are. Doesn’t want to be so obvious as to wear matching outfits as you, but does get small things like the same phone case or necklace as you have. Just to feel closer to you. Would totally go to a fan meet if he knew he wouldn’t have a panic attack being face to face with his soulmate.

Prone to- getting a bit too heated when defending you, ignoring his actual responsibilities to obsess over you, buying small things to feel closer to you, suppressing aspects of his persona that he thinks you wouldn’t like

“Y/n said she liked guys who are laidback. Ugh...am I too practical for her? Maybe I should learn how to go with the flow a bit more. The horoscope did say she was going to have a problem with my Virgo tendencies....”

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danreblogsstuff · 7 years

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rip these ships for me: klance, tony/loki, cloud/sepiroth, luna/ginny

You did the thing!! Yay!

Okay, so I’m gonna answer these in the order of what I have to say, from least to greatest. Everything’s under the cut for anyone who wants to skip, and of course everything is based off my interpretation of these characters. If I shit all over a ship anyone likes, just tell yourself I just don’t get it and move on with your life.

Luna/Ginny: Aside from my usual disinterest in F/F ships, I don’t really have a problem with this one. I like Luna, she deserves to be happy and treasured and if Ginny is the one who does that then great. Plus, it keeps Ginny away from Harry and leaves him for one of the fifty thousand fictional males I ship him with.

Cloud/Sephiroth: *screeching keyboard smashing* I LOVE THIS SHIP. It ticks so many of my boxes. Size difference? Check. Dangerous dominant top? Check? Cute blond bottom? Check. Cut blond bottom that’s actually a badass and can kill you without even trying? Check. Hero/villain ship? Check. Happy endings requiring liberal changing/disregarding of canon? CHECK. I especially love this ship when it’s approached from the perspective of a young, pre-canon Cloud trying for the SOLDIER program who idolizes Sephiroth and, through various circumstances (*coughZackcough*) gets close to Sephiroth and lures him away from JENOVA and the events of canon with his sweet tight ass unconditional love and affection. My biggest problem with the ship isn’t really anything with the characters themselves, but with how the fics are written. FF7 is an old ass fandom, and at its height was mostly populated by young teenage girls who just discovered fanfiction in general and slash in particular. The tropes and cliches sometime will not end. And don’t even get me started on how everyone wants to rape Cloud because that’s what happens in yaoi and, hey, we’re writing yaoi!!1 So yeah, great ship, but filled with too many relics of bygone years at times.

Tony/Loki: OKAY. So. I...don’t really get this ship. I mean, superficially I can understand. Hero/villain, right? Plus Tom Hiddleston and Robert Downer Jr are hot. Really, that’s all you need. But from a character standpoint...they have no chemistry? I mean, they talk twice in the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe, and there’s never really anything between them. Tony is fighting him because he’s the bad guy, and Loki is fighting Tony because he’s just one of the many good guys. They have no history. They don’t do anything to each other. They don’t even really fight. All they really have in common are daddy issues, and Loi’s are more brother issues than anything else. Plus, in my daddy issue ships I prefer only one of the guys to be hung up on their fathers. The other one should help them work through it, or, sometimes, turn it into a daddy kink. Loki has more of a reason to be fixated on the Hulk than he does Tony. Personally, I think, as far as M/M ships go, Steve/Tony and Thor/Loki make way more sense. Or, if the step-sibling incest bothers you too much, Loki/Bruce or Loki/Hulk. Even better, put that sad, angry ice boy in a crossover. I’ve read really good Loki/Thranduil and Loki/Harry Potter. And yes, I’m well aware that I like Loki crossover ships when the main reason I’m not a fan of Tony/Loki is because they barely interact. Deal with it.

Klance: HOOOOOOO BOY HERE WE GO LADS! Okay, so, disclaimer first, I never really had much of a problem with Klance when VLD first started. I never had much of a problem with Klance when I started shipping Shieth. I never had much of a problem with Klance when I started getting irritated by Lance’s character. No, my friends, the thing that turned me into the Klance hater I am today was the fucking Klance shippers. I don’t even think I need to go into detail here, but fuck dude. Klance has everything I hate about the Steven Universe and Rick and Morty fandoms, with the bonus of doing that shit to a show and creators and actors I actually like. Fucking Josh Keaton is a goddamn saint for how he deals with these people, I swear to god. Now that that’s out of the way, let’s get into why the ship doesn’t work.

Lance is straight.

No, really. Lance is straight and he doesn’t belong with a guy, end of.

But, what’s that you say? Lance isn’t any less gay than Harry Potter or Cloud, and you ship them with guys, kill yourself you fucking hypocrite. Well, yes. I’ll be the first to admit that I’m being a bit hypocritical here, but I do have my reasons. Harry Potter and Cloud and most of the other guys I ship with guys have one thing in common that is very much missing in Lance: almost all their most meaningful relationships, the ones that crackle with chemistry and meaning and feeling, are with other guys. Lance’s are not. The way I see his character and the way I interpret his relationships with other people, his most meaningful contact is always with the opposite sex. It feels weird to put him with Keith. Especially since all of Keith’s most meaningful moments are with Shiro. I mean, Keith and Shiro are basically written like childhood friends-to-lovers in canon as it is, just without the actual lovers follow through. A follow through that, I’m well aware, will never happen in canon, in case anyone feels the need to point that out. Lance doesn’t need to be gay or bi. He is a straight male character and there’s nothing wrong with him staying that way. If the only way you can like him is by making him like dick, then you’re an idiot who probably shouldn’t be consuming media.

#darklordtomarry

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