this basically Hilson but with 20 dollars on the line
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they can never just be normal and say you’re a top/bottom always some weird shit like this
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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Hug your homies am I right?
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RIP House would have loved the phrase "did you just assume my gender?!" and variations thereon to dodge actually responding to someone trying to get his attention
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House MD characters as this random compilation of bowling fails I found on tiktok (based on vibes alone)
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Foreman: we all know that thirteen is bisexual and that chase has something wrong with him, but i wonder if anyone else is gay
House: i am
Foreman: no you're not. if you were gay you would have slept with wilson years ago
House: i did
Foreman:
Foreman: you did not sleep with wilson
Foreman (vexed): you did NOT sleep with wilson
House:
Foreman: if you'd slept together, everything about your relationship would be insane-
House:
Foreman:
Foreman: oh my god you've slept with wilson
House:
Foreman:
House:
House: well not yet but your reaction is really making me think i should try
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Desperately in need of this house md poster on amazon to hang on my ceiling above my bed so they can watch me while I sleep
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...what the fuck (found via Reddit)
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Sir, you keep feeding him, of course he'd starve without.
Maybe if you didn't swallow your feelings for each other, you'd feel better.
And you NEED his dick so maybe concentrate on that
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Cuddy reading gentle parenting books for Rachel and using the tactics on house
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House is wearing the watch that Kutner gave him for secret Santa pls help me guys I'm screaming
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