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made hilson matching ID cards

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vice

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house’s subconscious at cuddy: dont do this to her. she’s not your keeper. you’re not her responsibility.

house’s subconscious at wilson (verbatim): he loves you and you love him. Tell him you love him.

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hilson s5 breakup fucks me up

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This bloodbath has gone on for far too long. At the start of this aggression, the school year had barely just started. The academic year ends in just a month. Everyone, from first graders to university seniors, have lost an entire year at least. I say at least considering even if there is a ceasefire today, Israel had destroyed literally all universities in Gaza and damaged over 400 schools. Lest we forget also Israel's deliberate targeting of university professors and academics.

You absolutely cannot mistake the intent behind all of this.

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my penis explode

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doomed yaoi😝yum

#RAHHHH #beautiful #their shapes #perfect #fanart #house md #hilson

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MY doctor ☝️🤞

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Oh yall are transgender for reeeeeal. Im just doing it for a biden dollar

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Just remembered pushing daisies…..

#I need to rewatch NOW #but what if house gets lonely :((( #when I was hyperfixatin on the show a while ago I was obsessed with making pies #and made like 7 pies in a week and a fake one for my wall #uh oh #pushing daisies relapse impending #pushing daisies

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"I suppose dying's as good an excuse as any to start living."

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#sigh…time to watch pushing daisies again #I want them as little charms to carry around actually please #pushing daisies

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Cuddy reading gentle parenting books for Rachel and using the tactics on house

#she shares them with Wilson too #Lisa cuddy #house md #gregory house #james wilson #hatecrimes md #rachel cuddy

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i think 6x19 "the choice" is the closest house md comes to genuinely giving us all the pieces about house/wilson and i'm going to explain why (delusional)

the a plot is an extremely in-denial gay man collapsing at the altar with his almost-wife. we discover over the course of the episode that he used to have a "roommate" he had sex with for years who clearly still has feelings for him, and his symptoms were caused by the brain damage he gave himself in conversion therapy. it's an unusually real, sad ending, where the fiancee tells him to figure himself out and leaves as he begs her to stay and insists he's straight for real. no real closure beyond that

now, many episodes of house have the b plot (either the team's personal drama or a clinic patient) connect thematically with the a plot, either to jog house's brain blasts or just to form a cohesive narrative. so what's the b plot this episode? wilson's relationship with sam is getting more serious and he wants to distract house. house starts the episode waking up in a neighbor kid's bed bc he got so drunk he was sleepwalking. house has a long, explicit history of self-medicating when he's in emotional distress. house goes out three times with his fellows and all three serve to tie him back to wilson:

he goes out with taub and his wife. this is to highlight the strained awkwardness of a straight relationship, and esp when the guy has a history of infidelity (at least one of wilson's marriages dissolved due to him cheating, and taub is already cheating on rachel again)

he goes out with thirteen to a lesbian bar. this is connecting them as both bisexual, and they talk about gaydar and then thirteen talks about how it's cruel that the patient is lying to his fiancee about his sexuality bc honesty is the most important thing, including honesty to one's self. this is easily applicable to house needing to admit his feelings for wilson. (extremely delusional) the lesbian bar is called "foxhole" and the saying "there are no atheists in the foxhole" specifically refers to situations where one has no choice but to give in to faith. so. also the gay patient in s2 has a parasite he got from foxes

he goes out with chase and foreman and they perform karaoke. specifically they sing "midnight train to georgia" and they don't change the pronouns?? so chase is singing lead about another man while foreman and house back him up?? it's about following a man across the country bc you would rather give up your entire life than lose him (house does this at the end of s8). one of the outro lines (not in the episode, but i've listened to the song a lot) is "my man, his girl" and like. c'mon

there's a great moment where the patient is denying he's gay and he says "i'm as straight as either of you" to house and thirteen, who makes a face in the background. let's be so for real here

the episode ends with cuddy asking if house wants to go out, and he asks if wilson put her up to this too. she denies it and says lucas is working late so she's free and they can be friends. house says friends is the last thing he wants to be (we know). she leaves, and he rubs his leg, almost reaches for ibuprofen, and grabs whiskey instead as the ep ends. again, bookended on self-medicating, and we know his leg hurts worse during emotional pain– he got an mri when stacy left in s2 for the same reason. when house gets his big epiphany he says "wisdom is knowing the difference between what you can change and what you were born with" and he says this while having an argument with wilson!

i choose to believe at least some of this was intentional on the part of the writer bc he also wrote "lines in the sand" which is one of the most empathetic episodes in general and also gives us a lot of patient-house connections. i'm well aware this reads like pepe silvia qanon for gay people

#JESUS CHRISTTTTT #the analysis to end all analyses #dear god #you cooked here #house 6x20 #house 6x19 #house #house md #gregory house #james wilson #hilson #greg house #hate crimes md #gay gregory house

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Hug your homies am I right?

#RAHHHH YEYESYSYSYESS #I lobe lobe the way you draw them <333 #house md #house md fanart #gregory house #james wilson #hilson #hatecrimes md

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chase's giddy reaction to house flirting with cameron... what's the straight version of fujoshing out

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I’m not a swiftie but I think Alvie would be one

#juan alvarez #alvie house #house md #gregory house #hate crimes md