#halimedemf

[fishing-lesbian-catgirl]

#love her or hate her you have to respect her bold vision #halimede #halimedemf #elf girls #succulent elf meat

[cum-rade]

#halimede #halimedemf

[crowns-of-violets-and-roses]

The chaser Halimede T4T is like incest tweet has broken containment:

#heaven will be mine #hwbm #the responses are gold #people are scrolling through her account and still not realising it's a bit #this is the best thing I've seen in weeks #HalimedeMF

[abby-online]

genuinely she was so real for this. i think about this post at least one a day. i love you halimede

#halimede #halimedemf

[vivi266]

#halimedemf

[hazelune]

max schwartz has been fighting for halimede longer than anyone else. all of her sprites (there are so many for someone with like 4 lines) and the lo sulci probably only exit because of their grace. all the chaser fans better be appreciative of that

#i need to stop posting about halimede #like shes. maybe my fifth favorite character? probably sixth in all likelihood. i just like the rest so much #it goes saturn -> pluto -> mercury -> lt -> mars -> halimede -> europa -> iapetus i guess. i dont know if i can count neith #neith was probably really cool. maybe after mars? #there are other characters without sprites but idk if any of them are like #enough of a personality developed for me to know much or evaluate #anyways #heaven will be mine #hwbm #halimedemf #halimede #check out maxschwartz here on tumblr or mightyatom on twitter. his art fucks

[qqchurch]

#qq posts #twitter things #halimedemf

[biocrafthero]

Why do they call it "friends with benefits" as if sex is like, a fun plus to knowing someone. As we all know, sex is for losers, which is why I haven't had any this year because I'm just that fucking awesome (I drive off and the tires screech against the pavement. I immediately crash my car because I keep posting screenshots of HalimedeMF's tweets with the caption "god I need her")

#rambles #this is a very specific post. which is why I'm making it #sorry if me talking about sex is tmi I literally don't care it's 5am and I think it's funny #anyways I love HalimedeMF

[ashenmind]

i feel like there should be a corollary to poe’s law, regarding how even the most obvious satire will be mistaken for reality

#may been reading halimedemf replies due to morbid curiosity

[transgenderer]

i think halimedeMF is in the running for cis person best at making transness-themed jokes

[euniversecat]

ok so I want people to appreciate the Absolutely Surreal experience I had with Heaven Will Be Mine so let me post a timeline of this:

April 15th: I buy Heaven Will Be Mine and read Pluto's route. For future context: Pluto's route is the only one that does *not* mention Halimede by name.

April 17th: I learn about the Twitter account @HalimedeMF when this is posted on a discord I'm in:

I am bemused and decide to check the account out. I initially assumed it was a parody account. After 2 minutes of scrolling through tweets I am not sure anymore. After 5 minutes I decide that this is too self-aware to not be a bit, but just. What a bizarre bit to be this dedicated to? I end up far, far more bemused than I was when I saw that first tweet.

April 18th: I see this post on Tumblr:

So already we're in "funny coincidence" territory, seeing this the day after learning about the account in the first place. But then--

April 21st: I continue Heaven Will Be Mine, starting Luna-Terra's route. It's mentioned she has an ex named Halimede. I dismiss this as a moderately amusing coincidence.

April 26th: I continue Luna-Terra's route, having left off a third of the way through. A couple chapters before the end of the story, I feel like I have a pretty good grasp on what's going on, but I'm trying to figure out what's up with this Halimede girl.

So imagine my surprise when I get to the last chapter, and Halimede has speaking lines, and I RECOGNIZE HER PORTRAIT FROM TWITTER

what the fuck. what the fuck? I. I don't know how to process this. I don't know what to say about this? I. what.

#heaven will be mine #hwbm #halimede

[fishing-lesbian-catgirl]

#I think this is the funniest halimede tweet by far #halimede #halimedemf

[cum-rade]

Halimede curiouscat comp <3

Bonus:

#halimede #halimedemf

[soup-mother]

i do think people going into heaven will be mine in order to understand the HalimedeMF twitter account are absolutely giving themselves the worst possible experience of that game just by going in with that expectation. she's a minor side character lol.

anyway *my* favourite takeaway from that game is that traumatised yaoi child soldier mech pilots MUST be allowed to transition, they'll still cause lots of problems but they will be happier and more gay (it's more gay if they're trans women and former transfem eggs than if they were cis boys, that's the important takeaway)

#my post #heaven will be mine

[gwynndolin]

https://twitter.com/HalimedeMF/status/1428192045412327430 hyper-underrated halimede tweet from before she really started to blow up

shes so smart and right

[foxgirlchorix]

if i were the girl behind @HalimedeMF i'd be printing out and framing the tweet where max schwartz calls her 'little missy' right now

#ramblings? #hwbm #halimede