Jake Gyllenhaal’s summer bod from a few years back. His beer belly and chest hair is 🔥
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Twink aaron being gay is really something else...
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You’ve been at work all day, waiting for Noah to text you his list of possible baby names. He hasn’t given a single thought to naming your child since he got pregnant… so — in an effort to provide him a proper opportunity to pitch his ideas — you stuck him with the task of coming up with some names while you were away, and told him to send you a photo of his list once he finished up.
Now that it’s been a few hours, you still have yet to receive a ding on your phone, and you’re starting to get anxious. It’s not unreasonable for you to believe that he’s forgotten what you said to him… or that he’s given up completely, and gone off to do other things. It wouldn’t be too far of a stretch to assume that he’s still asleep, either. Worried, and trembling with the anticipation of his eventual message, you have no clue what he could’ve come up with by now… if he’s come up with anything.
You make it all the way to the end of your workday without receiving a single text from him… until, finally, he sends you a photo of his list. Though it’s not at all what you were hoping for, you’re not surprised to see the final result of his hours-long brainstorming session: a picture of his journal, with two completely blank pages open; his hairy, smelly feet on either side of it; and a small piece of paper above it all, with the word “shit” written on it. It’s underwhelming, to say the least… but, if all he’s got is the name “shit,” then he has a lot more brainstorming to do — and you’re more than eager to help him get his gears turning, once you get home.
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