#haha pokemon AU go brrrrr

[trenchcoatsbi]

*kicks open door, holding a bag of stuff. I have serveral new features added to whatever form that my almalgmation of kintypes is and have somehow obtained glowing eyes*

Hi :D

Haha I'vee been taking a small mental health break (and honestly still on it but i miss you guys :( ) and wanted to check in :D

some Fun things that have happened: - pokemon hyperfix go brrrr - danganronpa hyperfix go brrrrr (do not ask. i do not know how. i am in hell /vvpos) - hi hello remembered that I have a batim kintype and I am going to make it everyone's problem (it's your favorite musician who was very gay for the projectionist (remember my holw 'fuck the 18/1900s' bout racer? yeah. double it)) - um. might be kinsidering a danganronpa AU I made. this is a very small potental but hey constelic is rarely normal /lh - following that. the following stels have been added to The Horde: Prune juice cookie, candy diver cooker, molten freddy, the puppet, my other smp character, allister (from pokemon) & Angel (from a pkm au i created). Don't know how long these'll stick around but at this point i'm just *head in hands* - I joined a small origins SMP!!! I'm a starborn and vibing!!! I made a friend who's collectivly a sculk origin and we live on a mountain together and curse the sun :D - my entire jazz/hiphop class is being very malocually compliant bc we have no free will /dramatic (really we just can't dive into the more hiphop parts & we didnt have theme/song/outfit choice. hey the teacher is in the same boat so-) - i found a new love for writing and drawing!! i'm just vibing and living my life :3

so yeah, not a whole lot has happened but i wanted to update you guys cuz i miss you :( - Voidling Anon

ahwhaghg I’ve missed you too Voidling! ‘m really glad to hear from you!!! hope your mental health break is treating you well!

-> Yoo hyperfixations go brrrr! I know nothing of danganronpa beyond jokes my friends make abt it but I’m a pokemon guy. It rarely hits nowadays but I can watch people play or talk abt pokemon all the time!!!

-> Ooo new kintypes revealed let’s go!! those are all so cool!

-> Aww that’s nice :]! I love playing MC with friends and the origins mod is so fun ajslkfs

-> ooo that sounds rlly interesting! jazz/hiphop class sounds hella interestin. hope thats fun!

-> And raghgg writing/drawing my beloved! I’ve been drawing alot more again too! Vibing and making fanart for my blorbos :]

thanks for the update!! I would update u on me but i have nothing going on lmao it’s just me sitting around watching streams and drawin and stuff lol

#phil posts #sbi asks #voidling anon

[thego-through]

The DreamSMP members and their Pokemon Teams

note: I’m doing teams for characters i have enough knowledge about but feel free to make teams for characters I didn’t do!

Dream: 

Ditto - A man who thinks he’s a god but isn't should obviously have the Pokemon possibly made as a clone of a god

Dracovish - A “failed”  fossil Pokemon because he saw a professional try to revive a  fossil Pokemon and succeed and his ego thought he could do the same with mixed results 

Ninjask - The fastest Pokemon for a speed runner seems like a good idea 

Thievul -  A Thief Pokemon for the man who want to take people attachments on the server

Alakazam - 5000 IQ plays! and He’s pretty smart to come up with his schemes 

Midnight Form Lycanroc - one half of a trio of Pokemon as he’s a third of the Dream Team

George: 

Snorlax: Cause he’s asleep during important events and because when he does do lore he’s usually asleep and having a dream

Munna- A dream eating pokemon is perfect for someone whos usually asleep and who has weird dreams 

Dusk Form Lycanroc - Like with Dream its a third of a trio 

Barraskewda - Beckerson had to be represented for how important it was during the pet war and in Dreams Vault 

Parasect: A mushroom Pokemon for a member of the Kinoko Kingdom  

Yamask -  a Pokemon carrying a mask would make a great gift for someone who cares about Dream

Sapnap 

Infernape -  he does love his fire so he’d love a fire type starter 

Midday Form Lycanroc - The  Final trio of both Lycanroc and the Dream Team

Finneon - With Beckerson there is also Mars who plays a important part in Tommy and Sapnap’s friendship/rivalry 

Breloom - Another good Pokemon that represents the Kinoko Kingdom 

Duskull - an innocent looking ghost type that best represents his demonic father BadBoyHalo!

Galarian Meowth - a strong meowth for the strongest person in the Karlnapity relationship 

Karl 

Celebi - not officially apart of his team but helps him travel though space and time

Belllossom - found during the masquerade 

Scraggy-  found while he was in the wild west 

Mariil - found while he was in the city of Mizu 

Meowth - An ordinary meowth for a seemingly normal person 

Foongus - A perfect mushroom pokemon for the Kinoko Kingdom 

Makuhita - Found while he was watching the gladiator battles in The Pit 

Quackity 

Ducklett - the multiple headcannons of him  being a duck hybrid made this to easy 

Sableye and Purrloin - both of these Pokemon are known for greed and represents  Las Nevadas

Primape - Quackity is also known for his Anger and Rashness so a hotheaded pokemon would fit him perfectly 

Alolan Meowth - possibly the most forgettable meowth for the forgotten member of the Fiances 

Zorua - Both this Pokemon and Quackity are known to change appearances constantly 

Wilbur

Wooloo - Friend! would  definitely been caught by ghostbur 

Voltorb - an explosive Pokemon for the man who first destroyed L’manberg 

Beautifly - A Pokemon given to him by his father to remember him by 

Piplup - A very prideful Pokemon for a man who’s pride in his country and himself was shattered 

Carnidos - a fossil Pokemon that Wilbur and Tommy found the remains of while in Pogtopia 

Alolan vulpix - a Pokemon that reminds him of his son and how cold his attitude towards him is 

Philza 

Staraptor -  a bird hybrid should have one of the most majestic bird Pokemon as his companion 

Dustox -  a Pokemon given to him by his son to remember him by 

Alolan Sandslash - a reminder of the Antarctic Empire he ruled with Technoblade 

Gyrados - A Strong Pokemon that needed training to get where it is today just like Philza (he had to go through a few deaths in order to become so famous)

Shedinja - One HP,  one canon life seems about right 

Kommo-o - Only the Strongest Trainers can raise a Pseudo-Legendary Pokemon

Technoblade 

Spiritomb- A Pokemon that represents chat and also the Blood God 

Abomasnow - A Pokemon that reminds him of the Antarctic Empire he ruled with Phil

Mudsdale -a Pokemon representing Carl that needs to be strong it its apart of Techno’s team 

Dragonite - Again only  the Strongest Pokemon Trainers can raise and control a Pseudo-Legendary 

Wobbefett-  A high defensive Pokemon for a man with a lot of defense.

Lillipup - even the strongest people have soft sides and his soft side represent floof 

Tommy

Chatot - a musical bird would be the best representation for the disks and how much they mean to Tommy

Togekiss - A soft Pokemon for someone who may be rough around the edges but secretly cares for others 

Bastoidon - a fossil pokemon found while in Pogtopia that wants to protect its owner from harm (and sometimes fails to do so) 

Beedrill - a Bee Pokemon that was given to him by his bee loving best friend

Zigzagoon- Racooninnit and also how Tommy is very rash at the best of times 

Tauros - Henry the Cow  of course!

Tubbo

Skiddo -  I like a Tubbo Ram design a lot so a Ram Pokemon would be great for him!

Swinub (Michael) - one of two pig Pokemon He and ranboo found and adopted together

Snorunt - a small little ice Pokemon he found one day while in Snowchester

Combee - A tiny bee for  a lover of bees 

Loudred - A very loud Pokemon given to him by his very loud friend 

Sunkern - Tubbo Tries to be as positive as possible so its good to have a sunny Pokemon with him 

Ranboo

Psyduck - a Pokemon known for its headaches and forgetfulness is great for someone who has trouble remembering 

Tepig (Michael)  the second of the two pig pokemon he and Tubbo adopted and named 

Bergmite - an icy Pokemon he bumped into while looking around Snowchester

Natu - A teleporting Pokemon for someone who’s half endermen 

Gengar  - :)     :)       :)

Honedge - Great Pokemon for someone who wants to protect the people who matter most to him 

Niki 

Rapidash - A beautiful but fierce Pokemon for someone who’s very kind but you wouldn’t want to mess with 

Alcremie - a Pokemon perfect for someone who loves/loved to bake 

Chansey - a very helpful Pokemon would be great for someone who wants to help those around her 

Gardevoir - a very strong Pokemon for someone who you probably dont want to underestimate in combat 

Cherrim Sunshine form - a Pokemon given to her by Captain Puffy while making their flower shop 

Dwebbl - Niki must have found at least one rock type while making her  underground city!

i feel like it makes sense that some of these Pokemon aren’t fully evolved while others are cause While some Trainers like Techno, Dream and Phil are known for their battle prowess others like Tubbo, Wilbur and Tommy don’t fight that often. Let me know what you think of these Pokemon Teams!

#haha pokemon AU go brrrrr #dream smp #Pokemon AU #tales from the smp #Dream #georgenotfound #Sapnap #Karl Jacobs #Quackity #Wilbur #Philza #Technoblade #Tommy #Tubbo #Ranboo #Niki #I'll fully admit the writing is varied with all the charecters so sorry if some are more detailed then others

[pbjamas]

I was going to start gushing about ShigaHawks until you threw Hawks/Wash at me and now I'm like "well gee, THANKS. Now I need to figure out how to make this pairing work on account of, I like solving crack puzzles." Uh ok, so basically think bird bath ship alright. Hmm, maybe bonding over how both their demographics appeals to kids and ngl I thought of Pokemon for a second and thought Wash was taller than Hawks, because by that logic he would be. Maybe Hawks can perch on him idk.

(+) Since part of your brand is crack aus, back in the early days there was this comic of Wash coming in to defeat Dabi during the Prohero arc, so maybe we can branch this au off from there, at least these two would be on the battlefield together. Both their quirks carry people for rescue. Hawks is guilty about the Hood fight, he speaks in chirps, Wash just says his name, there's gotta be some way they can communicate haha 😂

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watch out mini fic ahead. read at your own risk. Your ask inspired me.

“Hey, thanks for your help back there, Wash-san. Who knows what would have happened if you hadn’t shown up!”

Hawks picked up his jacket out of the puddle of ashes; it had definitely seen better days. It’d been so hot, with the flames everywhere, that he’d thrown it off in a vain attempt to keep himself from overheating. Now, there were small spots where the synthetic fur lining had melted together and hardened, and the tan was now a smeared dark gray.

“Washa,” said Wash. He bowed, a surprisingly graceful and fluid movement for a metal cube on legs. “Washa wash?” he asked, tilting his head toward Hawks’s jacket where it dangled over his arm.

“Oh, the jacket? Yeah, I had to take it off. Had to show off all the hard work I’ve been putting in at the gym!”

Wash shook his head—which was basically his whole body—and Hawks heard the sloosh sloosh of water inside. “Wash,” he demanded, holding out his tube arms.

“Oh, seriously? Thanks, dude!” Hawks replied, hoping he’d interpreted that right. He handed over the jacket, and Wash opened his front to toss it inside, then threw in a handful of powdered detergent. He didn’t close it, and held out his hands again toward Hawks. “Uh...” He looked himself over for other outer clothing to throw in, but he was just in his black undershirt and the matching tan pants.

Wash nodded expectantly.

“Uh...” Hawks said, tugging at the hem of his shirt with a quizzical eyebrow raised.

Wash nodded again, this time more forcefully.

“Okay, then!” he said as he tugged it over his head and tossed it in.

“Washa,” said Wash.

They sat there in a post-battle stupor, the rhythmic rumbling and swishing of the wash cycle lulling Hawks into letting himself relax. How long had it been since he’d untensed his shoulders? Weeks, probably.

The sun set, and he was as calm as he’d ever been, but with the darkness came a prickling chill, and he wasn’t wearing a shirt. He pressed his arms to his torso to conserve warmth.

“Washa.” Wash’s eyes looked at him invitingly, beseechingly, and Hawks scooted closer to him. Oh! The machinery was warm under the thin metal coating. He put as much of his skin against it as he could, soaking in the warmth. It was nice. And what was this in his chest? Like the frothing suds he could see through Wash’s glass door, a bubbling heat pooled over his heart.

Wash made a gurgling noise, and Hawks glanced up to see bubbles under his eyes. They popped and reformed, and Wash glanced away sheepishly. Did he feel it too? This... connection between them? Hawks was the hero always getting his hands dirty, staining himself with everyone’s muddy footprints for the small hope of saving just one more person, taking the dirt on himself so it didn’t get tracked on anyone else. And Wash came in and unapologetically held out his hand for Hawks to give that to him so he could run it through himself and make it clean.

No one else had done that for Hawks before. No one else probably ever would. How come he’d never talked to Wash before? They slotted together so well, like coins in the machines at the laundromat. Oh—a blush bubbled up to Hawks’s cheeks. The thought of being inside wash... oh.

The swish and brrrrr of the last cycle finishing brought more blush to his face until he was warmer than even Wash’s comforting metal siding, and when the small ding indicated the end of the laundry cycle, Hawks avoided Wash’s eyes as he pulled out his fresh jacket and shirt. It felt oddly intimate to be holding his clean clothes that just a moment ago had been in Wash—had been purged of their impurities, and now Hawks was allowed to touch them again as if Wash hadn’t just soaked through all of his walls and left him more vulnerable than he could ever remember being.

“Washa washa.”

Hawks snapped his eyes back up to Wash’s.

Again, Wash spoke, so earnestly Hawks felt his own stomach flip like Wash’s laundry cycle.

He stepped closer. He didn’t know what to say. He laid his hands on top of Wash’s door, finally making eye contact. Wash brought one tube arm up to wrap around him bring him closer and the other touched hand cupped his cheek. His eyes asked a question.

As Hawks leaned in closer, his blood sloshing by his ears, his knees practically in Wash’s laundry drum now, he smiled a small, warm smile and whispered,

“Washa.”

#mini fic #wash #hawks #asks #complete and total crack #hawks/wash