#haha fourth wall go brrr

[recovered-from-the-slate]

*The next recording starts... but it's different. The screen looks odd, and the audio is filled with static. When a voice speaks, it sounds garbled, distorted*

Hello there. Yes, I'm talking to you, the one viewing this.

*How does it know?*

While you've been watching little Zeldy and her friends, I've been watching you. I can see you through the holes in time

*That's impossible*

Ah yes, the goddess, the narorater, the puppeteer. I'll admit, that was quite smart. Surviving through relics? Playing her story to the incarnation? Genius! If only you actually were smart! You could've really done something!

*They'll find it*

Of course they will. And maybe that's my plan. But but but! You can't tell, can you? Maybe Goddess is a puppeteer, maybe I am too, but in the grand scheme of things, who are we but puppets, scraps of fabric made into something more?

*It trys to get in your head*

Don't listen to Goddess. They're nothing but a puppet, one with little use. Simply made just to say things that would better remain silent! They lie, they try to get in your head. Don't listen to Goddess.

*There's footsteps getting closer*

Fate can't be changed, Goddess. You know the viewers fate...

What in the- malice? Hey! Don't touch that!

...Fate can be cruel...

Someone get Robbie!

...but it always has an end, right?

*The screen cuts out with a burst of static that burns your fingers. It doesn't turn back on*

#Recovered Footage 7 #( #haha fourth wall go brrr #) #...? #The Soldiers of Hyrule #Advisor Impa Sheikain #(I'm so excited for what's next #People will die #Promises will be made #fourth wall will be utterly destroyed #like #no trace of it will be left) #(Hold onto your virtual hats #It's gonna be a bumpy ride)