#Advisor Impa Sheikain

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Wait, what time is it? Shit, I have to go! See you in an hour! Don't be late!

Bye! Good luck, I'll be there!

*Footsteps*

#Recovered Footage 10 #Advisor Impa Sheikain #Purah Sheikain #0111011101101000011000010111010000100000011101110110000101110011 this one 011000010110001001101111011101010111010000111111 #Wait #01101000011011110111011100111111

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People of Hyrule, my name is Impa. I am the royal advisor, and I have called you here today because- ugh no, that's no good. Wait, are you recording this? Why do you even have the slate? No- stop!

*There's a chuckle*

Zelda let me borrow it, she said something about distractions. And don't worry, you sound perfectly fine! Nice and formal, ok? You'll be great!

Yeah, I know. I'm just nervous, this is a big thing! It's not every day I have to give a speech in front of all the representatives AND what feels like every single person in the castle town area!

Well, stop fretting, because you'll do fine!

*Impa laughs*

Hopefully... anyways, why are you so happy? Are you really that excited about a stupid political thing?

I'll admit it, the political thing is boring. However, this is a big chance for me to secure more funding! I have this huuuuge experiment on those old machines, but it's probably gonna cost a lot. And after the bomb incident, I can't afford it.

Why don't you just ask Zelda?

I already did, she said no. Apparently, the kingdom needs to prepare more for that Ganon thing, and can't pool too much into the experiment.

Oh, that makes sense. Sorry, Purah.

Not you too!

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*There's a loud roar, and several crashing sounds. Footsteps echo in the background*

Run before it sees us!

Grab the malice core, I have the slate!

Got it!

Robbie, if we survive, I will murder you!

I figured!

What the hell?

No time to explain just run!

#I'm dying the mental image of everyone just running is hilarious #I wish I could add more to this scene but alas it is an audio #Recovered Footage 8 #Robbie Somal #Champion Link Eton #Purah Sheikain #Queen Zelda Nayfardin Hyrule #Advisor Impa Sheikain #we're going to have some action soon!

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*The audio starts quickly, and the screen lights up, but appears to be face down on something*

Hello future generations of Hyrule. My name is Zelda Nayfardin Hyrule, and three hours and seventeen minutes ago, I was the princess of Hyrule. Why am I no longer the princess? Well, 1 month and 14 days ago, two Yiga footsolidiers infiltrated the castle. We assume they were here for the original Sheikah Slate, but they were stopped. However, 4 days and 7 hours ago, they broke in once again. Th- there were more than before. An- and we cou-couldn’t fight back. We tried, but part of the castle collapsed, and the docks flooded, and we don’t know where my father is! He… he was in the collapsed part. He’s gone now… I’m an orphan, huh. Um… well, because I’m seventeen already, the representatives from the villages decided that I’m fit to be queen… with help. I’m currently in Kakariko, with Impa.

Hey

I'm... waiting for the guards to say that it's safe to go to the Sacred Grounds... where Father's funeral will be held... ugh this is too soon.

Princess... it's what he said in his will... we can't change it...

I know... anyways... um... the hero of courage has been found. They're name is Link... like always... amd are from a small island called Outset Island. Apparently they were visiting friends and followed some Yiga into the Lost Woods, was spotted, and pulled out the master sword to defend themself. Sooo... kings dead but we're not going to die from Ganon? Yay?

Zelda...

It just... happened so quickly... I never thought...

Um... your majesty? Is this a bad time?

#Recovered Footage 6 #Queen Zelda Nayfardin Hyrule #Advisor Impa Sheikain #Champion Link Eton #(This was a snap decision) #(I just had a math quiz I hated and was listening to Le Tigre #And the king didn't have much use #So I killed him off #) #Tag change!!!!!

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*The next recording starts... but it's different. The screen looks odd, and the audio is filled with static. When a voice speaks, it sounds garbled, distorted*

Hello there. Yes, I'm talking to you, the one viewing this.

*How does it know?*

While you've been watching little Zeldy and her friends, I've been watching you. I can see you through the holes in time

*That's impossible*

Ah yes, the goddess, the narorater, the puppeteer. I'll admit, that was quite smart. Surviving through relics? Playing her story to the incarnation? Genius! If only you actually were smart! You could've really done something!

*They'll find it*

Of course they will. And maybe that's my plan. But but but! You can't tell, can you? Maybe Goddess is a puppeteer, maybe I am too, but in the grand scheme of things, who are we but puppets, scraps of fabric made into something more?

*It trys to get in your head*

Don't listen to Goddess. They're nothing but a puppet, one with little use. Simply made just to say things that would better remain silent! They lie, they try to get in your head. Don't listen to Goddess.

*There's footsteps getting closer*

Fate can't be changed, Goddess. You know the viewers fate...

What in the- malice? Hey! Don't touch that!

...Fate can be cruel...

Someone get Robbie!

...but it always has an end, right?

*The screen cuts out with a burst of static that burns your fingers. It doesn't turn back on*

#Recovered Footage 7 #( #haha fourth wall go brrr #) #...? #The Soldiers of Hyrule #Advisor Impa Sheikain #(I'm so excited for what's next #People will die #Promises will be made #fourth wall will be utterly destroyed #like #no trace of it will be left) #(Hold onto your virtual hats #It's gonna be a bumpy ride)

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A sharp gasp is heard as the image swings up, revealing a kid that couldn't be older than 16. They looked back and forth at something the slate can't pick up.

The kid falters. "Sorry, I'll just... go... clearly you're busy... sorry" They turn to leave, but a woman with white hair and a kodachi stops them.

"Wait wait, it's ok. Zelda, this is Link. Or um... the hero" The woman, presumably Impa, looks at Link. "It's still she, right?"

Link looked at the slate, which was lowering to the ground. The image shifts, and tilts upward to show a carved ceiling.

"Um... yeah... it's been she for a bit now, huh?"

Zelda's voice cuts through the heavy silence. "You're genderfluid?"

"Yes..." Link sounds quite unsure of herself, although her voice sounds rehearsed, nearly void of emotion.

"Father knew someone who was genderfluid..." Zelda mummers

"Really? Where are they?"

"Dead."

"Oh..."

The screen tilts down again, and presses back into the table, the image cutting out.

#Recovered Footage 6 #Champion Link Eton #Advisor Impa Sheikain #Queen Zelda Nayfardin Hyrule

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Html codes for character, more will be added as I go:

Zelda: #00CCFF-#8800FF, current tag Queen Zelda Nayfardin Hyrule

Amelin: #09FF00-#FFEE05, current tag the late Queen Amelin

Purah: #FF00FF-#FF0000, tag Purah Sheikain

Groose: #FF0000-#544E86, tag Groose Skylin

Impa: #000485-#F90002, current tag Advisor Impa Sheikain

Yiga 1: #FFFFDB-#FF0000, tag Yiga Alert

Yiga 2: #FF0000-#FFFFDB

Other yiga: variants of the two above

Master Tarrine: #00D5FF-#00FF00, tag Tarrine Rose

The Soldiers of Hyrule: Variants of #D5E2E3-#1AD6FB, tag is their name

Link: #00FFEE-#FFFF00, tag Champion Link Eton

Malice: #66000-#63005E, tag ...?

Robbie: #FF0000-#A46C28, tag Robbie Somal

Goddess: ##00E32D-#03FFC4, tag The Spirit of Goddess

Mipha: #FF0862-18EAF4, tag Champion Mipha Renuvo

Fi: #7100A1-#35B6E6, tag the Spirit of the Sword

#not from the slate #I may add more to this later #there's a lot of color theory in Goddess's text color #let me know if I missed anyone

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Oh darn I forgot about the giant skeleton possessed by purple gunk

*There's a crash, a roar, and quite a few screams*

Well, shit

Alrighty then! That's our cue! Impy, Linky, Rine, you all do your chopping, while the rest of us run! Bye!

Robbie! get the slate!

Bones bones bones I hate bones ew ew ew

Eep! Purah, look out!

Hyah!

The core!

Got it! Thanks Linky!

*There's the sound of metal clanging against stone as the audio crackles a bit*

Gah! The bone's too hard to cut through! We need to get the eye!

Someone go for the arms!

On it!

Weren't there supposed to be soldiers here?

There were! Where are they?

#hehehehehehe #Recovered Footage 8 #Queen Zelda Nayfardin Hyrule #Purah Sheikain #Advisor Impa Sheikain #Robbie Somal #Groose Skylin #Champion Link Eton #Tarrine Rose

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(for the characters) fuck yeah kidnapping

There's a third voice?

We did kidnap you? Wait no- Robbie don't touch it!

For being covered in Malice, it actually doesn't hurt at all

Odd... should we tell someone?

Who is there to tell?

The Great Deku Tree

Perfect idea! We can head out as soon as we deal with this Stalnox!

Speaking of the stalnox, why is it so quiet?

#Recovered Footage 8 #Purah Sheikain #Advisor Impa Sheikain #Robbie Somal #Tarrine Rose #Champion Link Eton #Groose Skylin #Queen Zelda Nayfardin Hyrule

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Lots of murder going on here

There's two????

Murder? I hope not.

Are they talking about the stalnox? It didn't kill anyone yet, and we're still hiding from it, so keep your voices down.

No no, keep talking. What's happening?

Forgive me if this sounds rude, but who the fuck are you all?

Did we kidnap you?

And what murder? Is there a murder we should be worried about?

#Recovered Footage 8 #Queen Zelda Nayfardin Hyrule #Purah Sheikain #Groose Skylin #Advisor Impa Sheikain #Champion Link Eton #Robbie Somal #Tarrine Rose

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Run faster!! Don't drop the slate! [For the characters btw!]

Gahhhh!

Did the malice core just speak?

Can it hear us?

Did we kidnap a sentient core?

How does that thing know about the slate?

What did you all do?

Should we... ask it?

Um, hello, Mx. Malice core? Is that your name?

#Recovered Footage 8 #Champion Link Eton #Purah Sheikain #Queen Zelda Nayfardin Hyrule #Robbie Somal #Groose Skylin #Advisor Impa Sheikain #Tarrine Rose

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So... what's that?

The sheikah slate. The original one. I was just recording a message before you came in.

Recording?

Yeah, M- Purah added a feature that records Audio. Fuck, I don't think I turned it off.

Wait, so it recorded all of that?

Yeah, let me just...

Your Majesty? The Sacred Grounds are safe and are being prepped for the uh... funeral.

Alright, give us a moment. Link, you should go get ready

*footsteps, clanging*

Zelda? Are you ready for this?

Not at all... but let's go

*A click, and the audio stops*

#Recovered Footage 6 #Champion Link Eton #Queen Zelda Nayfardin Hyrule #Advisor Impa Sheikain #The Soldiers of Hyrule #(btw Impa has her Hyrule Warriors design) #(I have no fucking clue what Link and Zelda look like)