#had a vision of “uncle” husk suffering through getting called “husky”

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Hypothetical chaggie child: “Mom, how did you meet mommy?”

Charlie: *remembers flirtatiously fixing her hair after bandaging a strange woman’s gouged out eye socket as said women sat in an alleyway half dead and smiling up at her*

Charlie: “….Uhhhhh…your mommy was kinda…”

Vaggie: “Mom found me in the trash and took me home, baby.”

Charlie: “You weren’t really IN the trash! Just, trash dumpster adjacent?”

HCC: “Oh.”

HCC: “So I have a wife too, then.”

Charlie: “You have a what.”

HCC: “I found Miss Whisker Sins getting into the trash again yesterday… um, doesn’t that mean I’m married to a rat? Like you and mommy?”

Charlie: “OH THE RAT OH FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT- HOLY SH- Oof!”

Vaggie: “No baby you’re not married to the rat. You can marry anyone you want, or no one. Whatever makes you happy, ‘kay?”

Charlie: “Yes! That.”

HCC: “Okay.”

HCC: “…”

HCC: “What if I wanna marry the rat.”

Vaggie: “I’ll get the dress-up box.”

Charlie: “I’ll round up the uncles and aunts!!!”

HCC: "That might be bad."

Charlie: "Why would it ever be bad? They all love spending time with you!"

HCC: "But uncle Husky's part cat." (sadly) "If he's mean to my new rat wife, I'll have to kill him."

Vaggie: "I'll help."

Charlie: "Vaggie."

Vaggie: "Him. I'll help him not be mean to the r- to your new beautiful rat wife."

HCC: “And mom has to promise not to cry. It’s embarrassing.”

Charlie: “I won’t I won’t~!”

HCC: “Promise?”

Charlie: “Aww angel wings, I PROMISE I won’t cry. Be right back!”

HCC: “…Mommy, make sure she doesn’t cry TOO loudly, okay?”

Vaggie: “No promises, sweetheart.”

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie #husk hazbin hotel #oc kid stand in #incorrect quotes #had a vision of “uncle” husk suffering through getting called “husky” #even though HaLF of his entire being is /hissing/ #at being nick-named after a DOG #....just had another vision of the hypothetical chaggie child taking after granddad on the shape shifting #and turning into a DUCKLING whenever lucifer's around #this hypothetical child is very versatile #im impressed