#guileless

[whomstwedointheshadows]

So how does Guillermo feel about Nandor’s sex playlist, specifically the song Pony…

#nandermo #what we do in the shadows #wwdits meta #guileless #nandor x guillermo #nandor the relentless #guillermo de la cruz

[idealog]

#No respecter of persons #Nor persona #Nor ego #Nor hiding #Guileless #GUILELESS #;)

[paul-zoller]

Natural | beings, commons and habits

#guileless #ingenuous #unsophisticated #unpretentious #easy #unstudied #unforced #uncontrived #unmannered #unstilted #unconstrained #informal

[ik53vw8bvsueo]

Gentle JOI— I Want All Your Cum. ASMR Wet Pussy Sounds Fake Driving School pretty petite black girl with nice natural tits royalton punta cana resort and casino water park Hung Ebony TS Lavinia Magalhaes and Her White BF Plow Each Others Assholes Culo de mi madre en tanga mientras duerme Esposa dominicana manda video a amante mexicano Tiedup sub tormented and toyed in bdsm scene Busty babes teasing viewers with downblouse indian pussy masturbate Darksome dude gets his face deep inside white girls pussy

#poeticule #guileless #jumbal #nobleman #cloudphotography #fanloid #Lee-Enfield #gynostemia #Medill #Trebizond #arvicole #plesiosaur #immobilizing #increative #muskies #bandiness #Hainaut #unlean #insuccate #evolutionist

[total-drama-brainrot]

do you think that somewhere, deep deep down inside heather, shes kinda into p!noah? (apologies, i’ve just seen the alejandro connection with p!noah and i was trying to stuff alenoaheather in with it)

anyway, ur b pfp messed me up when i was looking for u through who i follow and i was kinda just chanting ophe until i found it TT-TT

I think, deep deep down inside, Heather has a lot of introspective re-evaluation to do before she can even consider admitting to herself that she likes someone. And she's iconic for that. That doesn't stop her from forming crushes on people, mind you.

As for liking p!Noah? Well, (as a Noaheather Enjoyer myself) a lot of Heather's potential romance partners, in my mind at least, stem from the connections she can/does make with them. She's slow to open herself up to people, and really prickly, so for her to have positive feelings for someone else is a novelty. (*cough*gray-aro Heather real*cough*)

If Heather was able to foster some sort of rapport between herself and p!Noah, let's say by offering him something akin to an alliance (since it's only strategic to have a wildcard like Noah's turned out to be on her side- keep your enemies close and all), and see behind the many layers of crazy and deceit? She'd probably have a sense of begrudging respect for him, at least. It takes smarts and dedication to keep up a ruse like his for so long- Heather herself couldn't keep up the "nice girl" act for more than a few episodes- and she knows that Noah's deceptively smart.

Maybe that begrudging respect could blossom into more? Who's to say.

Maybe p!Noah also respects Heather's ruthlessness and cunning, since she was able to scheme and sabotage her way into the final three on Island. She's interesting, and Noah appreciates people who are interesting.

The main drawback of liking someone as eccentric as p!Noah is, as we saw with Izzy and Owen in canon, Heather would need to be able to keep up with him.

Obviously, Noah's not nearly as hyper and fickle as Izzy is, but he's just as impulsive and detached from reality. Heather can appreciate his cleverness and craftiness all she wants- if she can't deal with his callous madness, she'd have very little luck in trying to romance him.

The B pfp was an impulsive choice on my part but I'm not sorry for it because B deserves more recognition for literally carrying his whole team for the first few episodes. I do apologise for any confusion though!

#what i'm trying to say is p!noah could probably go toe-to-toe with heather strategy wise but doesn't because Your Boy is too invested-- #in playing heinous practical jokes on the rest of the cast to dedicate himself to Actually Competing. and heather knows this. #and the only person heather's ever been canonically attracted to is someone who can 'equal' her in terms of strategy so... #though now i've given myself the idea of p!noah allowing heather to 'trick' him into an alliance because he thinks it'd be funny/interestin #playing the part of heather's guileless pawn. she'd quickly catch on to his act though bc she's a smart cookie. #then it'd be a game of Schemer's Chicken to see who calls out the other's 'wilful ignorance' first #it's a good thing this AU is strictly hypothetical because idk how it'd choose between ships. #total drama #psycho!noah au #noaheather #replies

[inkdemonapologist]

Do you ever think about how Nathan Arch is canonically Joey’s sugar daddy?

YALL HAVE A WILD DEFINITION OF “CANONICALLY” SOMETIMES

What we know (assuming there's no exciting new nathan lore im gonna discover when i read FtB, in which case don't tell me lmao), canonically, is that Nathan gave Joey a lot of advice about starting his company, some more advice while JDS was running and looked over the land for the Bendyland park with him, and that when things got real bad for JDS, Joey wrote to Nathan, hemming and hawing about how he normally definitely wouldn’t do this, to ask for a specific amount of money to help with the bills. We also can assume he’s a little older than Joey, since they were in the military together when Joey was too young to be in the military. 

What is not hard AT ALL to read between the lines is that Nathan had a big crush on Joey Drew, source: every footnote in the Illusion of Living, several audiologs in BatDR. 

What is certainly possible to believe is that Joey would never mention if Nathan was giving him consistent financial support, and that Nathan would similarly gloss over it, because he likes the image of Joey as a clever self-made man who deserves his success and wants to preserve Joey’s good name. 

We actually don’t know if Nathan gave Joey any money, we just know that Joey asked for it, and that everything we know about Nathan suggests he would’ve been happy to help (and everything we know about Joey suggests he would’ve downplayed how much he really needed and thus the studio going under anyway does not mean Nathan ignored the request.) So it’s quite reasonable to suspect he did, but even THAT isn’t canon confirmed.

And, like, not to be That Guy except that this is my blog and I can That Guy to my heart’s content — giving someone money does not make you a sugar daddy. SUGAR DADDY IS A TRANSACTIONAL RELATIONSHIP and gay relations between Joey Drew and Nathan Arch are the realm of headcanon. LIKE, A HEADCANON THAT CAN BE VERY STRONGLY SUPPORTED AND ARGUED FOR, if someone told me "wow joey and nathan DEFINITELY had something going on" I would laugh and agree, but it's an interpretation nonetheless. You could make an equally strong argument that Nathan is closer to what the kids call a simp, praising Joey’s brilliance and helping him with his problems and eagerly paying his bills because of a huge unrequited crush that Joey took advantage of but never returned. There's several ways to read it. 

But... I do think a lot about how these two stayed in contact, stayed friends, even though Joey always seemed to be playing a role around Nathan, never quite felt comfortable explaining the things he felt most passionately about. He tells him about Bendyland, but clams up when Nathan doesn’t understand why it matters so much to him. It doesn’t seem like Joey ever tells him about Audrey; even though Nathan can hear the joy in his voice and notes that his old friend sounds more like himself than he has in a long time, he never knows why. Nathan is so so so taken with Joey, but there’s something about Nathan that Joey doesn’t trust. 

Interesting that Joey never does brag about Nathan investing in him as proof of his own business acumen, though he doesn’t mind bragging about the investment of a grief-stricken mother who only regarded him as a polite young man. What’s threatening, then, about the idea of Nathan supporting him? It’s interesting the way Nathan is fascinated with every part of him and Joey always holds himself at arm’s length. Interesting how Joey enjoys his company, but gets uncomfortable and changes the subject whenever Nathan regards him, positively, as someone who pulled himself up to success out of nothing. Interesting to compare Nathan to Kyle, the other rich friend of Joey's who gets called a “sugar daddy” by the fandom (despite being younger than Joey), how Joey is uncomfortable when Kyle prods him about his status and tries to take credit for him, and then the way Nathan doesn’t do this but Joey still shies away whenever he hits the edges of those topics. ...It’s almost more interesting if Joey was trying his absolute hardest to avoid Nathan funding him, despite the fact that Nathan was clearly taken with him and probably would have been happy to help. What strings were attached to Kyle that Joey was afraid to find in Nathan?

#sorry i know hes SO minor but kyle has become an integral part of my bendy belief system #ftr I do like the idea that nathan and joey had some Gay Relations and I believe they both genuinely like each other #but I think Joey is also hiding a lot of himself from the more guileless Nathan #even tho Nathan really did love Joey faults and all #i know you have questions you always do #we all write on the walls

[hualianisms]

HC is so sarcastic and dislikes LQQ so much i'm crying 😭😭 This part in TGCF AD Ep 16:

XL: Lang Qianqiu is a good kid.

HC: Really? What are his good traits? Gege, describe it for me to hear, perhaps I might even be moved.

XL: Hmm... For example, he's guileless.

HC: You mean dull-witted.

XL (thinking of another good trait): He is very honest!

HC: You mean dull-witted.

XL: He is -

HC (interrupting, repeats even more slowly and lazily/contemptuously): You mean dull-witted.

#tgcf audio drama #hua cheng #xie lian #tgcf audio drama spoilers #lang qianqiu #ok the word hc says actually means 'simple-minded; guileless' as in too simple to be scheming/cunning #not super strong an insult in tone #but hc's verbal tone here is so... idk cold and drily contemptuous that i had to translate it stronger kjadfd

[tf-bloo]

all i can see is the big wet eyes of a seal...

#guileless and slightly vacant <3 #tf2 pyro #tf2

[yangsejongs]

naksu had no powers as mudeok until the very end and now yall are like ughhh why can’t naksu have powers as jin buyeon this doesn’t make sense

like that is not the point of her character arc oml she only became a badass assassin through brainwashing and had to give up every part of herself that would not serve her purpose, and now that she has another chance to actually live as herself wholly, we should be appreciating the person she should have been if her life hadn’t been through so much tragedy and hardship before her memory returns and rips it all way from her again

#alchemy of souls #the episode today also explicitly told us that she wasn't able to recover her powers or memory because of the lack of external stimuli #she will come back to herself as she was before but it's going to bring her great pain #and i for one want her to stay happy and guileless for a little longer

[champagnemoon]

One of my baseless predictions is that a lot of the trad wife influencers with millions of views and followers are going to reveal in 5 years that they were quietly saving some of the money they make from brand deals and TikTok views to get away from their husbands

#a lot of them work too hard to seem guileless and clueless to really be that lmaoooo

[idealog]

Sinners: Care about others or you'll be in Prison.

Selfish fakes.

Love, or calculation?

God's Will Heads toward the Future End.

Animals.

#Selfish #Fake Charity #Fake Kindness #Unkind #Liars #Pretenders #MATTHEW 25 #Jude 1:8 #Association #Guileless #Heaven

[guilelessgoblincore]

Happy to be painting miniatures again.

#yvraine #painting miniatures #warhammer 40k #model painting #guileless goblincore #kaemurphyillustration

[paul-zoller]

Natural | beings, commons and habits

#guileless #ingenuous #unsophisticated #unpretentious #easy #unstudied #unforced #uncontrived #unmannered #unstilted #unconstrained #informal

[wri0thesley]

i think it might be sickeningly-in-love-and-lust and not sure how to deal with it dottore hours

#so used to only using people as stepping stones for his research #so he mistakes his interest in you at first as because you might be useful #but instead of experiments he is just fixated instead on how your skin would feel beneath his fingers #how it makes his heart seize up strangely when you give him one of those guileless sun-bright smiles #and it makes him want to lock you away and keep you just his forever and ever and make sure nobody but him can ever look at you #while he opens you up and sees what makes you tick and makes you so appealing to him #sigh. #yandere for ts #genshin impact posting #this wasnt intended to be yandere at first but i think dottore is incapable of like. not being a little yan

[the-paper-monkey]

What unpopular headcanons do you have? I loved your response to popular Fanon's that you disagree with?

My unpopular headcanon is that Draco is not hot.

At least not conventionally so. He's got that pointy, pale, no visible eyebrows/eyelashes look, if you ask me. Certainly a striking, memorable face, but also a polarising one.

I always like to think of modelling aesthetics. Tom is your classic commercial/catalogue hot that 99% of the population would consider attractive. Whereas Draco has that high fashion ugly-beautiful look. Brilliant on a runway, terrifying if you see him in your ring doorbell at 3am.

#anon #asks #i like to think that tom has more guileless/warm/trustworthy energy at least at a glance & before he started fucking himself up

[nellieofthevalley]

I cant believe no ones said this before but the song Mordreds lullaby makes me think of marie and henry SO MUCH

#killer frequency #marie campbell #the whistling man #henry barrow #guileless child ill shape your belief #loyalty loyalty loyalty only to me #guileless child your spirit will hate her #my vengeance will unfold the child of my body the flesh of my soul #will die in returning the birthright he stole.