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#grog had a more nuanced relationship with his masculinity than fjord
lurkerculture · 3 years
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Unpopular CR Opinion: Fjord is a fascinating character who makes interesting choices, but if he was a real person you would jump on a grenade to keep him from dating your friend.
Spends literal months putting on a fake accent for no reason
Threatened new friends for not doing what he told them to do
Developed magical powers literally overnight and never once investigated the origins of those powers until he was forced to
Ignored a friends feelings, kept her on the hook for months before embarrassing her by publicly hooking up with another woman
Sleeping with a (admittedly evil) woman, conspiring to kill her, getting her killed, never addressing the moral murkiness of that choice, before doing exactly what she was going to do anyway
Changing personality no less than 3-4 times within a year
Constantly looking for another man to tell him how to interact with the world
Vanity, vanity out his ass
Has a desperate need to be the big strong boy
Constantly undervalues Jesters decision making skills and strength
Makes unilateral decisions for the party only when he’s certain they’re asleep and can’t stop him
Hired a fucking bounty hunter to track down Sabien and still hasn’t told the entirety of the party
Didn’t make a move on Jester until Beau pointed out there was competition
TLDR: Fjord is a compelling character, but I’d yeet him off a cliff if he got to close to me or a friend
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