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we WHAT

#NITO NO #fate go #fate grand order #nitocris #COME ON #greytext

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low effort meme but it had to be done

#greytext #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #bg3 #kelemvor #tfw you're a cleric of kelemvor fresh out of the monastery bc a tentacle shi kidnapped you #and you meet the very first vampire of your life and he's just SPECTACULARLY dumb #you just can't help but think 'aww. do i have to kill him?' #anyways Nepheli is gonna GET IT

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Wyll watched my drow kick Astarion in the nuts after having gone down on his neck

this game is Good

#greytext #astarion #baldur's gate 3 #fuckin WORTH IT

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what the FUCK do i use Astarion for when he can't detect traps at all :'(

like bro WHY are you a rogue, you can't see shit and have a -1 intelligence modifier, this bitch is a disaster

#greytext #astarion #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #i say all this very lovingly tbh i love this prick #he's also the hardest hitter on the team #but each time im using this fuck for scouting he's just like 'traps? what traps? :)' #stupid ass vampire fuck

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Wyll said this to my grumpy drow and I've never been more in love 😔😔😔

#greytext #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #wyll #i love you wyll im sorry you never fit into any of my team comps #I can't have two warlocks in this limited team 😭

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How did you get to kick him??? 👀👀

it’s his bite scene!

when he snuck up to my drow i basically just picked the “what the FUCK are you doing” dialogue options, then when he bites down you gotta let him drain you for longer and THEN you’ll get the option to kick him in the groin

he disapproves, but i definitely recommend at least once lmao

#greytext #astarion #baldur's gate 3 #wyll chilling in the baackground waas a glitch tho #Anonymous

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i don’t even LIKE vampires that much, i still think they are overrated

Astarion is just a funny lil bitch

#greytext #astarion #baldur's gate 3 #dark broody mysterious vaampires are so overdone #AAstarion however is dumb as a sack of bricks and fails immensely at being mysterious because he keeps oversharing everything #man can't keep a goddamn secret to save his own life #i just can't help but love the idiot vampire

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i love Waver so much, dude really just single handedly ensured that these kids from fucked up mage families at least have ONE good parental figure they could rely on

now mages have ONE generation of Good Kids, all thanks to a depressed gay man who's been pining after Alexander the Great for over 10 years

#greytext #fate #lord el melloi ii case files #waver velvet #his name is STILL so stupid but i love him so much #a true gem among the trash heap that is the Clock Tower

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i absolutely CANNOT get over those stupid little ear guards he has, they look like side-view mirrors on cars

#greytext #ffxiv #estinien #i LOVE that plate armor pieces have these extra ear pieces for miqo'te and elezen #except for this one it's only for the elezen #and it is SO FUNNY #he can snag those bad boys on SO MANY THINGS

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...i’m thinkin about baby Vergil again :C

#greytext #visions of v #dmc #vergil #that older sibling feel.... except worse

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Guda: “oh gee...... i wonder who that might be.......”

My max grailed, NP2 Ashiya Douman not even 2m far from them:

#fate go #fate grand order #ashiya douman #doing yuga kshetra and it's so so so fucking funny #greytext

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gotta say this cause i haven’t seen any praise directed at her, but Amelia Taylor is doing an INCREDIBLE job as the narrator of baldur’s gate 3

she’s incredible. i could listen to her just talk for days - which is what we all are doing, technically so great pick!

#greytext #baldur's gate 3 #all the voice work so far is incredible #but we listen to her the most and i'm amazed #never getting tired of listening to her

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man i just love metal bands with those very specific and niche themes

like yes if id gladly listen to all the songs about blasphemous catholic priests that are also werevolves. undead cowboys in a supernatural wild west? sign me the fuck up. wacky epic fantasy space opera saga about a struggle between a himbo prince with a magic hammer and an evil dramatic warlock? fuck YEAH, man!!!!

i need nothing but power metal bands with utterly ridiculous themes and aesthetics

#greytext #music #power metal #powerwolf #ghoultown #gloryhammer #nekrogoblikon too that shit cracks.me up #there are more but im half asleep and dead in the brains #i just wanted to form these thoughts

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i LOVE mindflayers

#greytext #baldur's gate 3 is SUCH a treat for me oh man #bg3 #baldur's gate 3

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it doesn't show here much cuz im too embarrassed to go ham here on tumr anymore but im LITERALLY losing my shit over Douman here, im going mad, I've read his bond lines this morning cuz they finally got translated and im FUCKING FERAL HERE

......and he also came home NP2....... im having a Time rn

#greytext #fate go #ashiya douman #im glad that the fgo community on tumblr is relatively small #cuz it's like. mostly self contained #i would go crazy otherwise #im going absolutely.mad anyways but there's no need to draw it out lol

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hehe

#greytext #fate go #fgo #fate grand order #okita alter #im just picturing her staring atit with these big round eyes & Guda MUST buy it for her #it won't fit into the hotel room #or onto the plane for that matter