#grandekofi

[grandekofi]

"Hold me La Grande Dame, paint me like one of your French girls" rpdr uk vs. the world s2.6

#dragsource #rpdredit #grandekofi #kofigrande #tia kofi #la grande dame #rupaul's drag race #rpdr #uk vs the world #drag race uk #drag race france #mine #they really are never beating the marriage accusations after this

[alittlebitgoofy]

ukvtw2 finale spoilers under the cut but UHH?????

i'm just gonna let this pic speak for itself thanks for sending me the clean sc aubrey like WHAT

#ukvtw2 #grandekofi

[biblewaterzzz]

#bible shitpost #rpdr #rpdr uk2 #uk2 #drf s1 #rpdr ukvstw2 #ukvstw2 #la grande dame #tia kofi #grandekofi

[sexynetra]

SIX SENTENCE SUNDAY

Me? Procrastinating writing the part where Dame and Marina meet by throwing Tia under the bus? It’s more likely than you think :) (also this is not six sentences but I just wanted to post the excerpt okay deal with it I promise I can count if I wanted to)

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Tia was a pretty girl, objectively. With her sweet face and modelesque body, Dame could see the appeal. At least, as long as she ignored the god-awful fashion sense. She gently took one of the flimsy purple straps between her fingers, making a conscious effort not to grimace at the cheap material under her fingers. This close, she could feel Tia’s heart racing.

“You look ravishing as well, darling,” Dame murmured, letting go of the strap and watching as it slipped off of Tia’s shoulder. Tia’s face flushed a pretty raspberry.

“Thank you, um. It’s vintage Versace, I think.” She readjusted her sleeve, looking down shyly.

It wasn’t. Dame could tell even from a quick glance. The stitching was all wrong, the material too flimsy, the draping falling in the way only unlined fabric did. It was all wrong, from the color to the material to the cut. They worked in the fashion industry. Tia should know that.

#can you tell I know nothing about couture :) #because I don’t #but this was fun to write!! #she will meet Marina soon I PROMISE #but writing her and Tia is so fun #my writing #cunty dame au #sss #six sentence Sunday #La grande dame #tia kofi #grandekofi #dametia #damerina

[aqpippin]

Give Me the First Taste (Heaven Cannot Wait Forever) 🖤

Dame and her uncanny desire to bite into the things she finds sweet.

[read on ao3]

#surprise sjsjsjs #what’s some blood spilled between lesbians #pippin writes #give me the first taste #grandekofi

[petitmonde]

🐞🥰🔪🐞

Act I: Cool under pressure (Grandekofi)

“Five minutes,” the driver announced.

They'd be there soon. The time crunch eased Tia into their seat. Despite being told very little of the job from their manager and signing a strict nondisclosure agreement, Tia was oddly calm.

A gala in the financial district of the city whose cause neither Tia nor their manager had heard of with a man whose name could only be a fake, a single page of information on their role and knowledge of the man, and a time they had to be ready was all Tia knew.

Usually, they'd want to know every single detail, down to the last minute, or else fear performing under par. Improv at the academy had been a disaster, one that followed them past graduation. Every single time they were asked for an ad lib, Tia's mind went into overdrive, and no words would come out. Anything beyond the script, and they were out.

Maybe it was the mystery of it all that made the difference. The stranger besides them hadn't said a word at the signing of the contract, not even offering a smile at their reunion as they joined him in the black car. A weakness for a pretty face and a promise of an extravagant night was all Tia needed.

The city lights flashed by, as the buildings grew like trees made of concrete and glass. Extravagant like the red dress they were made to wear, and easier to look at than their date. It wasn't often Tia had the opportunity to visit this part of the city.

One glance and the prickling came back. Intense grey met brown. How long had he been looking at them?

“Before we leave, I have something for you,” the man spoke. His voice was as cut as his sharp face. Deep.

No, not the man. Dame. If Tia had any hope of pulling this off, they needed to remember the name of the client. Even if it was a fake.

Cold metal froze their hands, turning them to lead. Tia's eyes darted up and down, fingers clenched around the object in their hands.

That's a gun. That's totally a real gun he just put in their hands like it was no big deal. Breathe Tia, breathe!

What kind of gig had they accepted?

“Are you sure that's a good idea?” Tia quivered. There wasn't a chance their poker face worked. “I've only used these to hunt Daleks in my dressing room before a shoot.”

“Just in case. Keep it in your bag.”

No room for argument. If Dame could hand them a gun without batting an eye, who was to say he didn't have more on his person. No sense of humour from that one.

Tia breathed in, then out. The blur of lights had stopped. They could do this.

The car came to a halt, and without time to think, Tia stowed the gun away. If they didn't see it, it didn't exist. And if it didn't exist, Tia had nothing to worry about.

Dame exited the car first, then offered his hand to help them out. Showtime.

They could do this.

#grandekofi #rpdr fanfiction #drabble #actress x hitman #as promised a little story for my ladybird friend #ive been thinking of this since the strictly episode

[orionsstory]

wip wednesday :)

sneak peek for the grandekofi assassins au hehe, wrote this instead of studying for my exam WHOOPS --

Another hour had passed, and Tia had forgotten how boring assassin work could be. She could be at home watching Doctor Who right now, but instead she had to wait for the couple to leave. Veronica would chide her and remind her "Patience is key, Tia!" Tia chuckled at the thought, at least Veronica didn't have to wait around.

"What's so funny, mon cher?"

Tia was shaken out of her thoughts as a presence settled in next to her. She turned to look at the woman- she was just a bit taller than Tia, with long platinum blonde hair decorated with ornate flowers. She also had on a wedding dress, hugging her body perfectly. She looked like a supermodel.

"Sorry, it's nothing...uhm, you look gorgeous by the way. Great party."

Tia cringed, despite all her training she always felt awkward talking to others undercover. Luckily, the bride didn't seem to mind as she smiled at Tia.

"I wouldn't know. These are all my husband's friends...how do you know him?"

"Well, I don't really. I'm just here as a plus one."

The bride nodded, "Well then, hopefully I can at least make a new friend." She winked at Tia, "How rude, I haven't even introduced myself. I'm Danielle, but most just call me Dada."

Tia extended her hand, "Tamera. Nice to formally meet you."

#wip wednesday #okay maybe more like wip thursday since its almost midnight #grandekofi #tia kofi #la grande dame #rpdr fanfiction #grandekofi assassin au

[scrunklyshinyguy]

ok this might be the last ukvstw2 related post in a while but i LOVED that tia and dame brought drag queen yuri to the forefront with their lipsync....legendaric behavior i fear

#talk tag #grandekofi #they were like “OK LESBIANS GET YOUR JUICE”

[crygimethydgoode]

Tia Kofi and La Grande Dame have me feeling some typa way… one could call it… melancholic… one could call it intrigued… one could call it…

inspired.

#grandekofi #la grande dame #tia kofi #ukvstw2 #uk vs the world #i love them #inspired #feel like writing #lovers fantasia #crygi

[sweetestberryofthebunch]

I see you <3

Shhhh I’m on a mission right now 🤫

#eli appreciation hours #also write more grandekofi i certainly am interested

[grandekofi]

DAME AND TIA BEING CUTE IN THE WERK ROOM ◦ uk vs. the world 2.5

#grandekofi #dametia #tia kofi #la grande dame #rupaul's drag race #uk vs the world #drag race uk #drag race france #mine #my ship is sailing ya'll #and next week looks even better i-

[alittlebitgoofy]

Who’s biting the bullet and writing …fuck what’s their ship name?? Grandekofi??????

[biblewaterzzz]

#bible shitpost #rpdr #rpdr uk2 #uk2 #drph1 #drf s1 #rpdr ukvstw2 #ukvstw2 #tia kofi #marina summers #la grande dame #grandekofi #damerina

[sexynetra]

WIP WEDNESDAY

I am on vacation so you will not see much of me until next week, I hope this little excerpt tides you over <3

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Dame chuckled softly. “You’re so lucky you’re pretty, chérie.”

Tia’s flush deepened. “You can’t just say things like that to me,” she chided, willing her cheeks to go back to their normal color.

“Why can’t I? It’s true and I like saying it,” Dame said decidedly, looking at Tia with such a soft expression that Tia was a bit worried that her own blushing was going to become a permanent feature of her face.

“Shut up,” she grumbled, hiding her face in the crook of Dame’s neck. Dame laughed, throaty and warm. Tia was so in love with her.

“My pretty girl.” Tia felt Dame’s lips ghosting against the crown of her head, barely enough pressure to be a kiss – and yet somehow it was infinitely more intimate.

#have you ever met someone more oblivious than Tia in this au #I haven’t #and I love her for it :) #anyways I wrote this a while back I’m not doing any writing this week but pls enjoy anyways :) #I may do some work on chapter 8 if I feel guilted into it but we’ll see #wip wednesday #work in progress #my writing #drag race #rpdr #RuPaul’s drag race #La grande dame #tia kofi #grandekofi #drag race uk vs the world #ukvtw2 #uk vs the world

[aqpippin]

wip wednesday —

sipped her like an old fashioned

Tia turns on her bar stool to survey the hotel bar, casting her eye over the other patrons, and when she doesn't see what she’s looking for, turns back to her drink.

The bartender puts another espresso martini in front of her, then gestures down the bar.

“From her.” Tia looks over at the woman - tall, blonde, milky skin and perfectly carved cheekbones. She raises the glass toward her and takes a sip.

Not a minute later, the same woman is casually sliding onto the empty barstool next to Tia, “can I join you?” The accent makes her stomach flip.

“Of course,” Tia says politely before indicating to her drink, “thank you for this.”

“You’re not from here?”

“What on earth gave it away?” Tia replies with a soft smirk.

The woman smiles at her - bright, open, nothing to hide, “are you on vacation, then?”

“Mm-mm, here for work,” Tia replies after a short sip, “I live in London.”

#i’m writing a ship that doesn’t include jackie and/or gigi everyone cheer #giving the judges versatility #this title is pending idk if i’m fully sold on it 😛 #but i like where this is going #sipped her like an old fashioned #also its 4am on thursday here but its wednesday basically everywhere else say nothing #wip wednesday #grandekofi

[petitmonde]

Strictly next week oh we about to eat.

And that Grandekofi tease in the preview and the Strictly curse?????

I feel inspiration coming in.