Rumple- "Listen, man, I know summoning a wholeass wraith to simply prove a point and continue my usual mating dance with Regina had reprocussions I didn't quite anticipate (because I thought at best I'd get to keep her soul entrapped in the medallion and keep it close to me being true to the romantic creeper she fell in love with and then reverse it when it was convenient but on second thought that was stupid - at least she's still taking to me, that's something) so I figured I'd try a different approach to what we usually do because maybe seduction and power play doesn't fully cut it anymore and I came here to ask you how the f you have the epitome of True Love because maybe we're doing something wrong. Dating? Does she even date? I have no idea, I usually met her in her bedroom after hours. Honesty?! Well, technically, we don't lie -oh. Honesty of the heart. That... that's not... that's not what we do, she'll laugh in my face. Hiding our hearts from each other is our love language, what... what do you mean, I... The last time I worked hard in a relationship, my wife bullied me, left me for another man and told me she never loved me, that clearly doesn't work! But... it works for you...how...where do I even begin *crashes*" -stiltskin
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