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ryosmne · 2 years

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Calling out jjk simps

Well hello everyone, this has to be the most random post I've made but here's the things I've noticed about each jjk simp.

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Disclaimer: this is for entertainment purposes only and shouldn't be taken to heart, what I say is meant to be taken as a joke and not offend anyone.

Yuuji simps: You guys are just like him a ball of sunshine, honestly most optimistic people ever and full of energy but also very delusional, like come on we all know there won't be a happy ending in this one, I know you hope there will be but you have to come to terms with it someday. You know every Britney song by heart.

Megumi simps: In a world where everyone wants his father you choose him (or you want both, I won't judge), either you guys have the same fuck my life energy or you're actually friendly and kind, it's the fucked up hair isn't it? Also you spend longer than you should imagining what it would be like to walk his dogs with him or playing fetch with them. MCR Stan.

Nanami simps: You guys have taste, either you have your life together or it's complete chaos but you crave stability. Daddy issues, but you actually know what's good for you, pretty sure you'd want him to be a stay at home husband. If you're a manga reader I'm sorry, I won't roast you you actually make good decisions.

Toji simps: DADDY ISSUES, but you're also self distractive. Everything about him screams run but y'all ignore every red flag just because he's a badass dilf, he'd scam you out of every cent you own, he'd probably lose your house gambling and you'd still do anything for him, you deserve better. He's hella hot tho same. Also you scare me and every time I open tik tok it gets worse

Sukuna simps: ISSUES, straight up, y'all possessive as fuck, you probably change your appearance and rebrand yourself every week. If toji simps ignore red flags you're colour blind. You don't want him to change for you, you like him just the way he is, murderous with 4 arms and all. You get upset when someone says "he's yuuji with tattoos". Addictive personality. You like degrading others, but you wanna be degraded. You probably simp for someone else junichi suwabe voices.

Gojo simps: Lord have mercy, nothing actually gives you serotonin as much as gojo taking his blindfold off and saying domain expansion. I just know you want him to beat you up like you were jogo. No, you can't fix him, btw how's your obsession with white haired characters going? we both know he ain't the only one. The only music you listen to is labelled 'a gojo satoru playlist' or 'god complex playlist'.

Geto simps: honestly, I really like you you're the chillest, y'all pretty and not over the top also you keep quiet a lot WHERE ARE YOU ALL GETO SIMPS HAVE MY HEART. Firm believer that the back is the sexiest part of the body for obvious reasons, you're a - ok being called a monkey, anything for master geto.

Choso simps: I actually lied before, you're the chillest of all, another group that knows what's healthy for you, he'd treat you right, I can't roast you. Probably goth fashion, either stoner rock or metal enjoyer.

Naoya simps: I KNOW THIS ISNT YOU, LOOK AT ME, YOURE BETTER THAN THIS, I KNOW YOU THE REAL YOU.

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saintobio · 3 years

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SAINT, THIS IS THE PREVIOUS BRITISH ANON AGAIN AND OMG

MATE, I WAS RIGHT. SHE WAS THE PREGGO. SHE IS THE PREGANTE. AHHHH THE LEMON BARS, I KNEW IT

Okay, so sorry about that. But I AM SCREAMING.

Anyways, onto my notes:

- I absolutely loved how you seemingly “humanized” S*ra by adding her brother into the story. It adds so much more depth than just being a hateful person towards her parents. Her only redeeming quality right now is that she cares about her siblings. However, she is so socially unaware it makes me want to cry. For fuck’s sake, you’re not the Queen, Her Majesty, but a lowly peasant and shouldn’t demand a literal funeral to be the stage for your drama.

- Toji came in clutch so much. I love that man. Yeah, get rid of the trash. We stan as always. No more comments for him. ✨Perfection✨, as expected.

- But Naoya.... BAHAHAHAAH he fools around with stupid women even though he hates it. Eula is not subtle at all and it’s unreal (she needs to get her nasty hands off of him). No wonder Naoya is so uncomfortable with that lady around. But omg - what will he do with S*ra as his “girlfriend?” (The poor lad, but this is also self-inflicted so I can’t feel proper sympathy for him). Which brings me onto the next point...

- GEN, MY GODDESS. S*ra really had the audacity to call her outfit simple when she showed up in tweed like she’s in Clueless or Peaky Blinders. Anyways, I hope Gen with all of her brains knows that something is up because why would Naoya ‘date’ someone like S*ra? Because S*ra is stanky. Frankly, I also believe that Gen knows when Toji is lying to cover stuff up. He ain’t slick, Gen knows all. I hope Gen ruins that snake’s life since she’s been hyped up so much and I can’t wait to see her at full power 😈

- I’m so happy that you’ve given Satoru a redemption arc in some aspects. I know you receive a lot of people complaining about how you control YOUR story. But I do appreciate it because we love character development. ESPECIALLY, with the mum. It genuinely brings me joy that he’s giving her a chance. It’s just another way of showing his growth as a person and how much he’s willing to try for Y/N; because I remember when Y/N wanted him to at least treat his mum with respect.

- I’m also very concerned for Y/N, not just for the fainting part but also because I don’t want her to give in to Satoru just yet? If that makes any sense?? You make me worry about her as if she’s real haha. While I love that she’s having small moments of happiness, like Satoru sticking up for her, I also now hope it’s not just the hormones messing with her lol. However, regarding her development, I really hope that Satoru helps Y/N by just keeping S*ra as humanly far away as possible. Plus, I’d love for her to design more clothes, because it’d be a great time for her to focus on what she loves.

- So, back to the pregnancy 👀 Istg, what if the baby is in danger now??? Like- I don’t want Y/N to bear the pain of losing a child, because I know how hard it can be on the body and mind. Also, I’d love to see how the baby influences the story (not even born yet and already plays a big role, so proud). Will the baby prompt Y/N to stay with Satoru? Or will it be all the more reason for her to divorce? Will this make Dadjo more pleased with his son because there’s an heir in the picture? He’s a sleaze, so most likely.

Anyways, take care of yourself! Have a cup of tea and some sleep. You’re doing great as always, love! 💕

Anonymous said

I actually really liked the moment Sera had with her brother. It made her seem more human and less like a delusional demon. LMA0. Also loved that this is how Gojo finds out about YN’s condition AND pregnancy because I just couldn’t see her finding the “right” time to tell him about her heart problems or pregnancy had she known about it. I feel like he’s happy about starting a family with YN but also super worried about how it’ll effect her health and if she’d even want to keep it (I feel like she would want to keep it but Gojo knows she wouldn’t be as happy as she should considering the state of their marriage) I also think he’d feel like she’s settling for him because of the child and not because she’s genuinely choosing him. Idk, Gojo seems like he truly understood why YN initially wanted the divorce in this chapter, his growth has been amazing and he’s been extremely vulnerable with YN lately, but I believe he knows a baby won’t fix their marriage and that a baby shouldn’t be the main reason YN stays. So I think I can picture him still trying to discuss the divorce with YN? Or like at least entertaining “a break” for her sake. I feel like YNs feelings about the pregnancy will be all over the place, and Gojo will just try to be reassuring about whatever YN decides. Either way I still very much want them to be end game. 💓🥺 I was born a hopeless romantic and I’m for sure going to die one. 🤣 Happy Gojo & his mom made up, and I hope Eula’s bitch ass gets caught up, I feel like the guilt is going to eat away at her son so he’ll slip up eventually & that’ll be her downfall. I wonder how YN is going to explain the whole divorce stuff to their families if she decides to stay? Anywho thank you for the chapter, my whole family & I have covid so this definitely brightened my day! Take care of yourself! Your writing is amazing as always! ❤️❤️❤️ -🧶anon

Anonymous said

Naoya's a smart guy, he has to be suspecting something for him to have been even uncomfortable at the mention of Eula's name regardless of the setting. I'm sure he has worries that something might come out that could reveal him as a confidant to Eula as well as implicate his family's reputation.

I also just hated Eula so much this chapter. She has absolutely no right to be putting Gojo and Yuuta through this much turmoil just because of her selfish mistakes. Dadjo was already a POS, but having made it so that the dad wouldn't even spare his own son a chance to explain? It's cruel. Her entire act disgusts me. I hope Yuuta and caregiver can somehow bring Nana justice.

Also Sera's younger siblings 😭 They deserve the world. Sucks that Sera has to be the way that she is. Wish she would just pour her energy into the people who should matter more in her life.

Perhaps, dying in your sleep would be better than suffering in a hospital bed fighting for your life.

Is this foreshadowing? I'm scared 😭 You mentioned one last 3am scene that would be heartbreaking for Gojo.. or perhaps the child?

Anonymous said

first off i just wanna praise you again for being soooo good at this. like srsly. what the fuck.

second, idk where to begin. but i’ll just mention the main points i rlly appreciated abt this chapter:

i just looove how you wrote sera’s pov esp when she got home. this entire chapter was a rollercoaster istg from sera appearing at the funeral home, to introducing herself to satoru’s mom, and toji intervening at the right moments (toji’s a godsend i swear, also when toji said that sera was naoya’s gf i cackled). but i really like how you wrote sera’s conversation with her brother. i went from hating sera in the funeral home scene to actually crying when she said that her siblings will always be her priority, and also when her brother said that when they’re grown up, sera will also be their priority 🥲 idk what else her role will be in the story, but i sincerely hope this is the turning point where she finally gives up on satoru and focuses her love on her siblings. she’s done many horrible things, and idk i may be too nice abt this lmao, but i genuinely think she deserves this love she’s getting from them. she deserves to be happy with them. it’s time for her to actually look around at what she has.

ok so next. what the hell was that plot twist 😭😭 that last part was just 📈📈📉📉📈📉📈📉📈📈📈 i knew that as soon as i saw the fluffy parts i shouldn’t have let my guard down!!! /j shsjsjkssk but fr tho this was like the most shocking way for us (and for satoru??) to find out abt everything, like the angina and the pregnancy???? i was fr NOT expecting the pregnancy (tho maybe a few weeks ago i did consider that y/n might end up preggo eventually). but like, we rlly found out at the exact same moment satoru found out abt y/n’s heart condition huh 😭 ngl it was an immersive experience bc like, damn this must be what satoru feels atm. whenever i read SN i try my best to be quiet bc my parents are up already by the time it’s posted but fuuuck i was screeching like a mad chicken at the last part 💀

anyways! like always i hope you had a great weekend and pls rest! don’t feel guilty abt taking that week off bc you honestly deserve it!! thanks again for the wonderful chapter saint! 🤍 also tbh this might be my new fave chapter aaaaaaa

hey guys i hope you don’t mind me compiling bc the messages have the same trail of thought. adding sera’s scene w her siblings was somehow cathartic for me bc i’ve always wanted to show her other side. as one reader pointed out, not all characters are black and white — they have layers which makes their characterization even more interesting. this doesn’t mean sera’s actions are forgivable tho but at least you can see that she’s still human. as for naoya, yes we love our master manipulator 💀 he’s been uncomfy around eula tho and that says a lot bc honestly naoya has always been able to control his emotions but not as much this time.

#saintobio.asks #series: sincerely not #tw.pregnancy #🧶 anon

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mrskurono · 3 years

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So let's say Nori's s/o is kind of a foreseer and also a Gojo(ngl I'd like to be one so that I CAN KICK THEIR ASSES AND TURN JUJUTSU WORLD UPSIDE DOWN WITH GOJO) She didn't know she was one before so she did treat Nori like shit because you know "CLAN SHIT" But even though she says "I don't have feeling for him./ I don't care if he dies." etc.. Everyone knows the truth and is like "Hoe you're head over heels." But now, she knows what she is and in this way, she also saw the past, everything he had been through etc.

She saw/knows everything that will happen as well and now thinks that she doesn't deserve redemption and since she knows what's gonna happen, she secretly finds his mom and makes a protection shield to protect her. And then before all that "Sealing Gojo, killing Yuuji and principal Yaga, Toge's arm and Yuuta losing his mind" shit, in order to change everything and preventing deaths, she fights with the enemy alone( BECAUSE WE STAN WOMEN SUPREMACY) She created a powerful shield that nobody can break and she and Nori have a very emotional talk, he begs for her to not to go and stay with him, tells her that they all can fight together but she refuses and tells "Don't worry your mom is safe and I hope you will find the right woman for yourself since I don't deserve kindness for the shit I've done." Etc...

Since she is a Gojo, she also has Six Eyes and Limitless technique and let's say she also copies other cursed energies/ techniques, she uses all of them at the same time and she defeats the enemy but she doesn't come back.... Nori screams in agony( like Emma from The promised neverland kind of scream. If you don't know, you may watch that scene in youtube. That damn shit gives me goosebumbs), whimpers and clutches their rings so tightly tbat his hand might break. He is alone again and didn't have the chance to tell to the girl he loves the most that he always loved her, that there was nothing to forgive...

Everybody is devastated but especially Gojo, Nori, Yuji ( I'd do everyhing to have someone like him. As a brother or S/O, doesn't matter)and Maki and Nobara( since I believe they are besties 'cause 🌠 W O M E N🌠 )

They always thought that she was emotionless but in reality she cared for every each of them and for their happiness, she sacrifaced hers and now they all have to live with this guilt.....

BONUS PART

Since she can also see the past how about she also knows what the other clans did. Like all the bad shit, everything that can end with their death? She wrote a huge letter about every one of them but especially Kamo Clan so that even if she dies, Nori would surely become the new leader.

Basically Nori is this GIF in his room. He breaks down etc...But unknown to everyone, she is barely alive and fights tooth and nail to stay alive.

She somehow returns back, since girls are still outside trying to calm themselves( She show kindness for Mai, she always eat Momo's special ramen, she always talked with Miwa about her family and offered to help them whenever they need, she always went to shopping with Nobara, she always sparred with Maki and when she was stressed she was always there as a shoulder to cry/rely on. They are all bad but then Momo or Miwa sees her trying to come back to them. They shout to others and Shoko, they come and get her but Shoko tells them that there is a high chance of her not making it alive.

They tell Nori but he doesn't believe and rhen Megumi, or Yuji maybe even Todo punches him, fight with him and tells him to stop this shit and get off his ass and goes to her.

When he sees her, he breaks down again. He holds her hand tightly, lifts it to his forehead and swears that when she wakes up, they are gonna get married, that he will make her the happiest woman. He talks about his future plan, but not about clan, he talks about the family they will built( since now he is the leader, he can have as much children as he wants, since there will be no misogynist)

His mom comes everday as well when Nori has to fix all of the shitty things of his clan. Day after day, they hope for her to wake up but day by day they all start to loose hope, til one day when Nori begs for her to wake up one more time. He tells her that he doesn't want to have a family of his own if it's not with her. He starts to leave until he hears a voice say "I.. didn't know that... You'd have... this kind of... dreams."

WOAHHH IT TOOK SO LONG TO WRITE THIS I SWEAR IF TUMBLR ERASES THAT IMMA GO KICK SOME ASSES! IT'S LIKE 9 AM AND I SRATED RO WRITE THIS LIKE I DUNNO 1 HOUR AGO! I REALLY LOVE SUFFERING! MAMA PLEASE WHEN YOU ARE DONE WITH THE CANDIES AND OTHER REQUESTS, CONSIDER TO WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THIS TOO!

It didn't eat it! But also, lololing at the being a Gojo just to have the power to yell at people bc honestly, we need someone other than a 6'4 candy eating twink telling people they're wrong (sorry Satoru but like...no one will take you seriously look at you)

But I'm a sucker for a happy ending. Just give Noritoshi his mom and a happy ending. Istg if Gege Senpai really gives him a shit end I'ma throw hands bc like, c'mon we can have a shred of happiness Gege Senpai pls.

Also I love the idea but honestly i probably won't be able to write something like this. My mental health is shit and my ability to write is going right down with it 😀 But honestly you should write this! I mean you already have almost all of it thought out ♡

#jjk spoilers #noritoshi kamo x reader #kamo noritoshi #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #threethoughts

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