#goat bleets

[crystalpower]

this post is more for me than anyone else but me saying ayumi hamasaki sounds like a bleeting goat when she sings for 20+ years then recommending a song by her is me being the clown..................... honk honk w. my red nose :|

#🌙 OOC! THE DARKENED EYES OF MARS. #/ im looking at teen me like 'u could've just not called her a bleeting goat u hypocrite.' #/ im showing my age here.... im gonna be 31 aoon...

[mysticwolfentertainment]

If Doc can't get through his next video without swearing i petition he bleep out the swears with goat bleets

#hermitcraft #docm77

[tiutale]

"Glorfindel. I do understand the little one has bonded to you. Do you not think the breakfast table is the wrong place for it?"

Glorfindel paused as he brought a piece of fruit to his lips. He glanced to his other hand where the baby goat was happily sitting. Its feet folded under it. He looked back to Erestor.

"My dear councilor. You would have me begin this little one's morning by coldly rejecting its affections in order to maintain. a stuffy decorum that our very own Master Elrond has decreed as unnecessary in such a haven?"

Elrond hid his smile behind his cup as he sipped.

Erestor's eyebrow twitched. "Do not turn this into me being abrasive and uncaring Captain it is unsanitary to have animals in the dining hall. We have been through this with the twins and Estel. Do not think your behavior is above childish whims."

The goat blinked sleepily turning to Erestor's direction and let out a loud bleet. Glorfindel sighed. "Well now you have insulted the child."

The twins sputtered as the table errupted in laughter

#Glorfindel #Erestor #Baby goat

[pixel-chills]

A sheep? Huh, for some reason I thought he was part wolf or cat with the sharper teeth. Though wouldn't it be funny if he bleeted like a baby goat/lamb sometimes when he was younger, like if he got scared or fell over? Just a funny thought

Well, I'm pretty sure the sharp canines come from another animal but his ears just remind me of a sheep hahaha. Maybe he is a some sort of sheep + dog/fox/cat hybrid possibly?

But no, despite having their looks from animals, the animutants in Dreamflower don't really possess any animalistic traits to go with their looks.

Unless it's like something that has to do with the animal parts like animutant with deer or reindeer antlers will need to re-grow the skin or drop them once in a while. But they don't really affect them personality wise :D

#asks #dreamflower #luan

[moonfurthetemmie]

What are horror ds cast weird but cute quirks

oh god. um. i'm about to make shit up on the spot be warned. also they may not fit your specifications very well

Spindle probably makes animals noises ranging from dog to goat to cat. Growling, barking, purring, bleeting. The barking and bleeting is entirely unintended and he gets really embarrassed by it. He gets embarrassed by the fact that he can purr now, too, but Sparrow thinks its adorable

delusion would probably flutter his wings some when happy, if he wasn't 1. squashing all of his emotions and 2. didn't have a stick up his ass and think it was unprofessional to show happiness like that anyways. idk if that's really weird but definitely a lot of people in JR would think it's cute.

the horror squad imitate each other constantly. not in a mocking way just like. You ever pick up a little habit from someone you hang out with a lot? like a way of speaking or some kind of body language? it's a bit like that. It's not generally a conscious choice. They do it so much though that they're scarily in-sync a lot. It freaks a lot of people out, though it's kinda sweet that they know each other so well that they can predict what the others will do so well.

slash's sticky fingers have become more of a way to get Pluto and Byte things as presents. she will also mug people to get these presents if she saw they had something she thinks her friends will like.

Byte has a yarn addiction and has a huge stash of yarn in her room. this is actually pretty normal for people into fibercrafts but she has a big ass shelf in her room for all her fuckin yarn and the other two are kind of afraid of how much she has. and because she and the other two are thieves, her stash is much bigger than most people's.

Pluto shifts a lot in his sleep, and one time when they were sleeping together he accidentally pushed Slash off the bed. They all woke up from the big thump. Slash just slowly blinked up at the other two and could not figure out how she ended up on the floor. They still tease Pluto for it.

If the real Bobby was still alive, and she'd escaped the cult she grew up with, she'd still be insane about minecraft. possibly to a more intense degree because it helps her forget about the shit that happened to her.

fester itself does not understand how a lot of human things work. no one in-universe finds this cute or endearing but you guys might. this is the monster lover website after all

Gouge bites her lip when she's concentrating on something. She should probably keep some chap stick with her to deal with the consequences of that but she, much like someone I know (me), can't be assed to even though the dry cracking and peeling lips are really bothering her. also she sets the chap stick down and forgets where she puts it.

Hunter has a lot of weird quirks. he's been alone with a ghost for far too long. Whether or not these quirks are cute is entirely a matter of personal opinion and varies often in-universe. byte thinks they're all annoying and some of them are maybe a little scary. New Friends sometimes find them endearing or off-putting. The most obvious one is him looking off to the side often and making faces like he's listening to someone talk.

Rahni had a habit of biting their tongue when worried, in such a way that their tongue sometimes would poke out of their mouth. Delusion found this quite endearing.

Pulaski is a little neurotic about eating Right(TM). He always was pretty serious about that, but it's only gotten worse since Fester. In the good ending, as they work on rehabbing Spindle and getting him to a point where he can eat normal human food again, Pulaski is intently watching his reactions to food and making notes and talking to doctors to make sure that he makes something that's good for Spindle. Spindle and Sparrow are unaware of how much effort he's putting into this.

For some reason i feel like Sparrow chews on his pens/pencils. he's trying to break the habit but he hasn't been successful yet. in the good ending he'll (jokingly) blame all the chewed up pen caps on Spindle and Spindle goes 'yeah sorry i got hungry :/'

#horror!ds #horror!dreamswap #h!ds questions #h!ds delusion #h!ds hunter #h!ds gouge #h!ds fester #h!ds spindle #h!ds sparrow #h!ds slash #h!ds pluto #h!ds byte #h!ds pulaski #h!ds Rahni

[faytelumos]

Saw this post from @thisiswhereikeepdcthings and decided I wanted to play.

I'm gonna tag @thelazywitchphotographer because I have like four tag games in my drafts and have yet to actually answer a single one I'm so sorry I see them and I am answering them but I'm literally the worst person.

15 Questions:

Are you named after anyone?

Yes; my name is a from pet name used in a book. :3

When was the last time you cried?

…Uh… oh, two years ago, I was reading this tragic romance book, and I spent about three hours crying at the end.

It's such a good book. @_@

Do you have kids?

Not unless you count my daughter and my best friend, my tiny furry princess puppy.

Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Not nearly as much as I used to. But I think so?

What's the first thing you notice about people?

I think hair? Unless I like their fashion sense, and then it's their clothes.

What's your eye color?

It changes between blue and green, probably depends on what I'm wearing.

Scary movies or happy endings?

I have a lot of opinions about modern horror, but I do like thrillers. Happy endings are good as long as there's actual substance to the movie overall.

…Uh… if I had to pick… I guess happy ending movies are a safer bet for me.

Any special talents?

Animal noises. I can make a lot of animal noises.

Various dog barks, small dog growl, frog ribbet, cat meow, cat hiss, pigeon coo, peacock call, crow caw, macaw caw, chicken cluck, chicken beckon, I can talk like a parrot, parrot squawk, donkey call, goat bleet, snake hiss, pig grunt, pig squeal…

I'm probably missing some.

I can also do various stupid voices.

Where were you born?

Literally? Mid-west America. Spiritually? Southern Canada. Metaphorically? The desert.

What are your hobbies?

Writing and panic attacks.

Do you have any pets?

My most precious baby girl, and a pretty little fish, and a chubby little mouse, and a fuzzy little marimo moss ball, and a bald little poinsettia.

What sports do you play/have you played?

I had a gym class that was just every team sport we could play in a school gym, but I liked floor hockey the most.

How tall are you?

I don't wanna talk about it How tall are you?!

Favorite subject in school?

Science, science, science, until I finally had access to a creative writing class.

Dream job?

Paleontology? But it doesn't pay the bills.

Second pick is probably an aerospace engineer. Space? Heck yeah. But I refuse to go to college.

#tag game #question game #about me

[echantedtoon]

Chasriel Week Day 6

Day 6: Seasons (winter/fall/spring/summer) *Camping in the chilling fall isn't a good idea*

It was cold.....Whelp! That's what they got for not checking the weather before going camping. They shivered and curled in more under the sleeping bag. The wind howled and shook the small tent he slept in as his brother snored not too far away from him. He hadn't been able to sleep for the past hour or so and it was starting to get annoying. Sure he tried to curl his arms around him to help keep some of his body heat, but that didn't work out so well as you could tell.Groaning, he pushed his head under the bag's covers-

"Chara, would ya keep it down?," an annoyed sleepy voice asked, "I can't sleep with all that noise."

"Ha!" His voice was muffled by the bag. "You can't sleep? I'm so cold I can't sleep!"

"Why are you cold?" The monster next to him slowly sat up and gave a loud yawn before turning to look at his friend with tired eyes. "It's just a little wind."

Chara didn't answer but he could clearly see the brown hair sticking out at the top. "......Ok. The silent treatment. I get it."

"Uh! AZ-" He poked his head out enough just to look at him. "You have fur and you practically HAVE a permanant coat. I don't have any of that."

".....Oh, right. Human. Yeah, I forgot."

Addison groaned and ducked back into the sleeping bag. Yeah. He wasn't the warmest, but at least the sleeping bag provided some warmth.

"Well, you're cold and I'm tired. So what're we gonna do?"

"I don't know."

He hunkered down even more. It was getting colder and nothing was helping. He could feel his body starting to shake and his teeth clatter. It was so cold. What was he supposed to do? He almost didn't notice the russling of the other sleeping bag or the soft nudging of his own. That was until his sleeping bag's zipper unzipped. Causing him to snap his head up at the sudden rush of cold against him.

"AZ, what are you doing?"

"Scoot over."

He was shoved aside as Asriel forced himself in beside Chara before closing the zipper behind him. The goat child snuggled down further into the shared sleeping bag before cuddling up to his friend. "There. Better?"

He laid there but soon snuggled back, closed his eyes, and breathed a sigh of relief. Asriel's naturally warm body heat bounced off him, finally allowing his body to steadily warm up."Better." Though the cold wind still howled, it was finally warm....Until he heard a small bleet of content. ".....Since when did you baa?"

"Go to sleep, Chara."

#chasriel week #chasriel #Chara #chara x asriel #asriel x chara #asriel dreemurr #undertale

[kissimirrit]

“based and goatpilled”

“gilk (goat milk)”

“drinking straight from the gussy (goat pussy)”

“she gilking on my gussy till i bleet”

“make that bitch BLEET”

[gizkasparadise]

first 4 eps of gone with the rain #thoughts

they should have gone GL. cowards.

the sound effects and moxi’s daydream insert sequences are really annoying and i hope they both fade out as the drama goes on. in general im just tired of the cheesey sound effect stockpile in dramas (goat bleeting, recorder whistle thing, crow, etc.). i quit watching shining for one thing in part because of them

im not really hooked yet, but with some dramas im into it for the potential and this is the case here/i can tell we’re in a Soft Build-Up phase atm. i’ll give it until around ep 10 and see how i feel after that

wende is kind of off-putting, but moxi is also kind of off-putting (#unpopular opinion time), so i think they got great Gremlin Seeks Gremlin potential and im ready for it

i love sean sun. that is all. 

#gone with the rain #cdrama

[a-questionable-goat]

All my sonas are goats am sorry

This is bleets and was kinda done as a joke but they a fave now

#furries #furryfandom #fursona #procreate #eyestrain

[catcatb0y]

I was woken up this morning to a bird stick behind the dog kennel, one of the goats was bleeting his head off as he started dying, one of the chickens /was/ dead and had her whole back end pretty much missing.

There have been (at least) five dead deer on the side of the road...

Is the universe trying to tell me something?

#I want to crawl back into bed #everything was nice when I was in bed #now I have to fight off garbage thoughts and there's dead shit everywhere

[fairestmusesofthemall]

captainseamech

"SNEEZY I SWEAR TO GOD, BEHAVE"

“You’re not my dad. And he is a dad. A dad I’d like to-” It’s perfectly timed deer jumping in front of Sneezy. Deer bleet, did you know that? They bleet, somewhat like little goats. Now you know. It’s very cute. They’ve interrupted Sneezy.

#captainseamech #dash commentary #pass the tissues | sneezy

[provider-of-pronoun-checks]

👀 Finnr would also like one if possible - @baah-bleet

Xenogender: WarmGenderBlanket

Names:

Karma

Karl

Gary

Mark

Horn

Rowly

Pronouns:

Frozen/frozens/frozenself Icicle/icicles/icicleself Goat/goats/goatself

Ice/ices/iceself

Snow/snows/snowself

Forest/forests/forestself

Tree/trees/treeself

Bench/benches/benchself

Log/logs/logself

Trunk/trunks/trunkself

Bark/barks/barkself

Flower/flowers/flowerself

Sun/set/suns/sets/sunset

Sun/suns/sunself

#100 follower event

[lillxart]

Lydia/Black Philip: *Searching through the swamps completely lost*

Lydia: "This is the last time I ask a goat for directions. Why did I think you'd actually be useful for once? -~-"

Black Philip: *BLEET* FILTHY NORD PIG! Thine is fortunate thou arest my master's pack mule! Otherwise I would hang thee for insubordination!

Lydia: "Yeah yeah whatever. You know half of my job now is just making sure YOU stay out of trouble! 'Lydia make sure you don't lose Black Philip!' 'Lydia make sure Black Philip's coat is clean' 'Lydia are you watching Black Philip?' 'Lydia make sure Black Philip isn't sticking his horns up Nazeem's butt again' The list goes on!! D:<"

Black Philip: *Angry regressed goat noises*

Lydia: "I'd rather be freezing my ass off in Winterhold than trudging around these hot swamps with a perverted senile goat!"

Black Philip: *IN SHOCK AND AWE AND IS VERY OFFENDED* You ungrateful spineless wench! I shall smite thee! *charges towards Lydia's back and yeets her into a vampire cavern*

Lydia: 0_0

(Totally have to remember to add Lydia's misadventures with Black Philip the Necrophiliac goat familar into Snow White's story XD these two have some ridiculous shenanigans)

#elder scrolls #skyrim #tes v skyrim #oc #elder scrolls oc #fanfiction #Snow White is the Dragonborn #Black Philip #humor #Lydia

[uppermoonkoku]

@timelostobserver like for a starter Any muse

Ko had just finished some of his chores. The goats were a pain as normal and he was ditched again by the third oldest. A typical night of chores.

The demon had complained to his step-parents about his brother's behavior, but after some time, Ko had stopped. It didn't change anything and he was wasting his breath.

Ears perking, Ko lifted his head and looked around. He hadn't seen Hades' in a while or the new demon he had met briefly. And yet he could hear something near the house.

"Mom? Dad?"

Ko calls out, wondering if he was being pranked.

"Hades?"

The goat next to him bleets and sticks itself to Ko, as if gluing its body to his.

"Easy there. I can't walk if you're gluing yourself to me again."

Petting the goat, Ko looks around again but doesn't see anyone. Maybe he's imagining things.

#timelostobserver #Telling a Story; (Replies)

[wiiwarechronicles]

bleet

Omg a goat..