#gk hotties

[anthrobrat]

No joke though, can we give these two an action film?

My goodness.

#generation kill #doc bryan #evan stafford #gk hotties #jonah lotan #wilson bethel #I’m begging you it’s be so good

[gaytedlasso]

That tux deserved its own acting credit

#this tux was everythingggggg #hottie with a body #gotham knights #gk #gk posting #Harvey dent #Misha collins

[qawcamiz]

Texts from him ... ˚ ✽

Diluc Barely uses his phone as it’s not necessary for him to use the internet and when he does use it, he does so on his terms, Such as messaging and calling you.

He’s not very good at social media and is never particularly outgoing, but he knows how to manage it well enough.

He doesn't pay attention to his phone, Whenever someone would message him, He would only look at the contact name and then proceed to ignore it completely. But, this doesn't happen that often since most of the time, the contact name would be 'Y/N L/N' and there isn't much more than that.

Whenever he's bored or has nothing better to do, he would open his phone and scroll through his contacts list. The last name he always ends up looking at whenever it was opened is 'L/N'

Believe it or not, the only reason he has been getting bored in the first place is that you aren't beside him, He would end up messaging you, Let's say...

14:09 [ grumpy hus <3 ] ; hi

14:09 [ grumpy hus <3 ] ; when are you coming back?

14:09 [ grumpy hus <3 ] ; it's so empty here without you

14:11 [ y/n ] ; aw miss me already?

14:11 [ y/n ] ; my shift is abt to end dwdw

14:11 [ grumpy hus <3 ] ; I miss you love

14:11 [ grumpy hus <3 ] ; take care, or i can pick you up?

14:12 [ y/n ] ; don't sweat it bb, I can drive myself, save ur clinginess for later iloveuuu 😜

14:12 [ grumpy hus <3 ] ; ilyt, drive safe.

Diluc wouldn't let anyone see this side of him. In other's eyes: He's a professional. He isn't a clingy guy who couldn't survive a day without having his s/o beside him & he wasn't a clingy guy who kept on texting his lover like a fool. 

What about him messaging you while he's drunk or out of his mind? That makes him a clingy guy who couldn't live without his lover, And the fact that his fingers were tapping away to the words sent by you makes him a needy man with a fast throbbing heart,

20:07 [ grumpy hus <3 ] ; hi baby

20:07 [ grumpy hus <3 ] ; fuck

20:07 [ grumpy hus <3 ] ; my head hrts

20:07 [ grumpy hus <3 ] ; I m ss u

20:08 [ grumpy hus <3 ] ; I love u zomuchhh

20:08 [ grumpy hus <3 ] ; I want to gk home

20:09 [ grumpy hus <3 ] ; baby

you missed a video call from grumpy hus <3

you missed a video call from grumpy hus <3

you missed a video call from grumpy hus <3

20:11 [ y/n ] ; bro what's happening

20:11 [ y/n ] ; are u drunk LOLLL

20:11 [ y/n ] ; where are uuuu

20:11 [ y/n ] ; SORRY BABY I MISSED UR CALL I WAS COOKING DINNER

20:12 [ y/n ] ; WHY AREN'T U HOME YET 🤬

20:13 [ y/n ] ; hellooo?? dilucccc?? lovee?? darling?? hottie?? whatv nn?? ANSWERrR!!

20:15 [ grumpy hus <3 ] ; Hey y/n this is Kaeya, I'll drop my bro there, bro fell asleep + I THINK bro hates alcohol now 😢

20:15 [ y/n ] ; HUHHH

20:15 [ y/n ] ; alr alr plz take care

20:15 [ y/n ] ; I'm sosorry gosshh why is he even there, drinking? 😠😠🔪

20:16 [ grumpy hus <3 ] ; dw no one was hitting on him, if that's what u r worried about 😉😉

20:16 [ y/n ] ; why would I be worried abt that?? that guy always clings to me lololol 🤭🤭

He had gotten used to the routine of greeting you good morning and goodnight through text, You're the first person he'd check before getting up, and the last person he'd talk to before closing his eyes in hopes of falling asleep again.

BONUS:

11:14 [ y/n ] ; TELL ME AALREADY!

11:14 [ grumpy hus <3 ] ; Come Again? 

11:14 [ y/n ] ; WHAT'S MY CONTACT NAME IN UR PHONEEEE FGHGHGFA RAHHHH

11:15 [ grumpy hus <3 ] ; is it really that necessary?

11:15 [ y/n ] ; rude. OFC, IT IS. ⁉️⁉️

11:15 [ grumpy hus <3 ] ; Fine, Your contact name is y/n, Happy?

11:16 [ y/n ] ; coMEE ONNN YOU'RE KIDDING

11:16 [ y/n ] ; pls tell me that's a joke 😭

11:16 [ y/n ] ; i named u 'grumpy hus' with a '<3' ON IT AND WHAT I GOT IS A SIMPLE 'y/n'

11:16 [ y/n ] ; that's so fu c king plain, are we not dating?.

Replying to: I named u 'grumpy hus' with a...

11:17 [ grumpy hus <3 ] ; Am i supposed to be offended or what?

11:17 [ y/n ] ; neither 🖕

#genshin impact #genshin impact headcanons #genshin imagines #diluc ragnvindr #diluc x reader #diluc x y/n #diluc x you #diluc ragnivindr x reader #diluc ragnivindr x you #genshin diluc #fluff #genshin fluff

[stormoflina]

LOVED the new video omg everyone was so amused with Domi 😭

the fans' faces when they realized who were there with them are priceless. my fav reaction was the last one, cutest family eveeeer.

u are gonna love it!

Omg, anon, I don't know how to tell you this, but this message of yours is so sweet and heartwarming to me!! 💕 And you were so right, I absolutely loved it as well, I was smiling throughout the whole video haha. The last family!! The little girl is so cute and the dad was so real for that reaction. That would have been me lol!

Anyways, here are some thoughts, idk why I stopped doing these.

- These sm marketing teams are getting smarter, because I can't believe I just watched a 7 minute long ad for 3 hotties. I'm no better than a man. :(

- This was such an unexpected, but fun trio! I feel like the three of them are so different? yet their personalities still compliment each other. They kinda remind me of an early 2000s sitcom show, with Ali the responsible oldest child ( I know his not the oldest ok), Virg the chaotic and charismatic middle child with immense main character energy and Domi, the youngest, the mischievous, funny and cute one. Okay, I'm getting sidetracked lol.

- Wait a second, so Domi's switching side thing was a part of a challenge not even a slip of vanity and people were cooking him for that? 😭 Nahh, I was misled, next time I'm doubling down on the Domi love. They don't deserve my gf Domi!!

- Ali is so effortlessly cool. Like it should be annoying, but I can't even do that?? Him just casually playing the guitar so well meanwhile being the best gk in the world? Get out, some people just have everything.

- Virgil has a great singing voice. Again, not fair!! ( But also him saying hangari was very 😭😭)

- " I'm a blue." What happened to shame?

- "I'm Virgil Van Dijk" *mouth drops* Yeah, same. 👍🏼

- I think Virg enjoyed it a bit too much having to touch Domi's hair, but then again, who wouldn't.

#lfc #liverpool fc #virgil van djik #dominik szoboszlai #alisson becker

[fukashiin]

FUKA FUKA MY BELOVED MOOTS

imagine Modern AU Jade is the CEO of his own company and almost all of his employees intimidated and scared of him but still working there, until You visit Jade to his company and Jade being lovey dovey gentleman to u and gives u physical affections while almost all the employees staring at you both in disbelief and confused of what they just witness…..

ngl hottie Jade in suit + CEO Jbsjssjsbsksnsodrb KILL ME I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT ITTT

USERF SHRIMP ANON......USIER SHIRKFP ANAON..........USER SHRIMP ANANON.................YOU NEED TO DEACTIVATE RN............NO AND THEN WHEN YOU WANT TO GK HOME AND MOTHER NATURE HAS SUDDENLY DECIDED TO TAKE A PISS ON THE EARTH SO HE TAKES OFF HIS BLAZER AND EWRAPS ITS AORUNF YOUR FIGURE??????? BRINGING HIM LUNCH THAT HE FORGOT TO PACK (he didnt forget he was just an ASS and liked the image of you hurriedly charging to his office in your home wear)??????? OMG JADE HAVING HIS OWN COMPANY HE GOT TIRED OF AZUL RUNNING HIM RAGGED LMAO

#moots — ♡ #.*✧ anons — 🦐 #SHRIMP ANON YOU ARE REMOVED FROM MY MUTUALS LIST FOREVER /j #FUCKFUCK IMAGINE HELPING HJHDJDIDKCJDMDMDM #I CANMT EVEN FINSIHE WHAT I WANTED TO TYPE???????:? #IMAGINE HELPING HIM TIE HIS TIE #AND HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR ADORABLE KISS WORTHY FACE ALL SCRUNCHED UP #BECAUSE YOU MADE AN ERROR #SOMEWHERE. #AND YOU CANT FIGURE IT TF OUT OMG #I AM SO ABSURDLY IN LOVE WOTH THE IDEA OF HIM IN A SUIT #IK HES ALREADY WEARING ONE BECAUSE ITS LITERALLY HIS DORM UNIFORM BUT LIKE????????? #WINOU BACK IN HER JADE AGENDA??????????? (SHE NEVER LEFT) #HIS EMPLOYEES WONDERING HOW YOU WERE ABLE TO CLAIM A HEART SUCH AS HIS OMG???????

[hyperfixationsstation]

Sweden’s gk hotness distract everyone during their pk so they miss. Lol

lol reall 😮‍💨 cant concentrate with a hottie staring you down

[theyarebothgunshot]

*scream. okay. first of, happy birthday bestie!!!! second, the gift to you (misha's topless (lol) gk scene) is a gift to us all. keep manifesting girl!!! may your jib panels be unhinged, your cockles cup be refilled regularly, your jenmisheel dream panel come true, may all ff you want to read be completed and any WIPs you've been eyeing be brought to conclusion, and outside of fandom shenanigans, may you always have a snack and a lil beverage handy, receive nice compliments from hotties whereever u go, get the best seats when travelling, and always have a lil more money in your account than you were expecting ✨🎂🥂🎉🪩💝 - 🧩

thank you thank you thank youuu manifesting all of this for myself and beyond!!! 💓💓💓 you're the sweetest!

#puzzle pieces anon

[mazpacheco]

#3 hotties and a gk #im jk lol misa isnt looking too bad either #leila ouahabi #anita marcos #rosa otermin #misa rodriguez #🌞

[alwaysabeautifullife]

EVERY Catholic girl on my campus knew "Hottie Frassati". We all had holy cards that Campus Ministry passed out on our laptops. He is AMAZING and the fact that he's cute well, that can't be helped :) Seriously happy that you are getting to know him!

I would judge y’all but I crush on GK Chesterton and Tolkien so....

👀

#those lads #are spiritually handsome lol #catholic

[rowdownthrowdown]

Portland be like: we only hire woke hottie beasts for GKs

#nwsl #portland thorns #britt eckerstrom #bella bixby #adrianna franch

[peaarrl]

I was tagged by @26bliss

Bold everything that applies to you!

i am over 5’5 // i wear glasses or contacts // i have blonde hair // i prefer loose clothing over tight clothing // i have one or more piercing // i have at least one tattoo // i have blue eyes // i have dyed or highlighted my hair // i have gotten plastic surgery // i have had braces // i sunburn easily // i have freckles // i paint my nails // i typically wear makeup // i don’t often smile // I am pleased with how I look // i prefer nike to adidas // i wear baseball caps backwards

hobbies & interests

i play a sport // i can play an instrument // i am artistic // i know more than one language // i have won a trophy in some sort of competition // i can cook or bake without a recipe // i know how to swim // i enjoy writing // i can do origami // i prefer movies to tv shows // i can execute a perfect somersault // i enjoy singing // i could survive in the wild on my own // i have read a new book series this year // i enjoy spending time with my friends // i travel during school or work breaks // i can do a handstand

relationships

i am in a relationship // i have been single for over a year // i have a crush // i have a best friend i have known for ten years // my parents are together // i have hooked up with my best friend // i am adopted // my crush has confessed to me // i have a long-distance relationship // i am an only child // I give advice to my friends // i have made an online friend // i met up with someone i have met online

aesthetic

i have heard the ocean in a conch shell // i have watched the sunrise // i enjoy rainy days // i have slept under the stars // i meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me // i enjoy the smell of the beach // i know what snow tastes like // i listen to music to fall asleep // i enjoy thunderstorms // i enjoy cloud watching // i have attended a bonfire // i pay close attention to colors // i find mystery in the ocean // i enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favorite season

miscellaneous

i can fall asleep in a moving vehicle // i am the mom friend // i live by certain quote(s) // i like the smell of sharpies // i am involved in extracurricular activities // i enjoy mexican food // i can drive a stick-shift // i believe in true love // i make up scenarios to fall asleep // I sing in the shower // i wish i lived in a video game // i have a canopy above my bed // i am multiracial // i am a redhead // i own at least three dogs

i tag: @everythingg-isblue @en609 @rahaf-cloud7 @r-eema @philosalyy @prince-of-arxbia @saudi-blogger @gk-3 @ghadanh @ghaidaiz @hottie-inthebugatti @hugss-kisses @jaza-alzahid @juun92 @koodiiz @lmaoooo @laillaaaaaaaay @xxreeman @xtaci @xr77 @xmf12 @cannes-ft-you @vallahalla @vogue-965 @beautifull--nightmare @nouff-ja @n-fortyfive @mayhzik-ree7 @965-965 @965a @965dreamer @965withlove @965jeeps

[etcrnities]

Hello etcrnities! I was wondering if you’d please give us a shoutout! Hqbloodshed has been open for 4 months!! We are a supernatural town roleplay based around the war between the Marsh Lycanthrope Pack and the Windham Vampire coven! This month started with a bang. The death of the Marsh Lycanthrope Alpha has thrown his son into the leader seat. No one knows who killed GK, but all eyes are on the Windham coven. Come check us out and be apart of the mystery! Many of your fav hotties are open ;)

s/o

[blueshipstealstars]

Self Insert Positivity Day

CRASHES IN cause due to being on twitter so much for SS stuff I haven’t been too active on here BUT ANYWAY

I guess I can start with I’m Blue (or Dakota) and I’m way to too old to be suddenly into this stuff BUT HERE I AM and I enjoy my time here so yeaaaahhh-

What got you into self shipping/self insert content? Who or what inspired you?

hmmmm best way to explain is I’ve known what selfshipping was for QUITE sometime now? Like I have a an old time friend who always did it and I supported them in their fun but always sort of assumed it wasn’t for me?

I think a lot stemmed from my own personal distaste for myself and worry how people I know would respond to it? And I still feel that way but I still do it now cause...it’s fun? Like I love a lot of stuff I do with it so //shrugs

But yeah I got talked into it via a friend group and said friend back in literally only last Jan/Feb? So I haven’t doing this long unlike rping on DA or making ocs and junk

What do you like to do when it comes to self ship/self insert? Are you a content creator, or do you enjoy taking part in things?

I like the insert side to things more! I also enjoy shipping with characters I love since it allows me to express how much I love them in a very close way, which is nice. But yeah its super fun to apply my traits and interests into different verses and coming up with how my persona would grow up and interact with said world. I certainly side more on the “my insert is more of a glorified oc/persona” and I rarely use first person pronouns when talking about crushes or those inserts.

I’m really more of a content creator, I have trouble interacting too much otherwise?;; Like I’m better at expressing my thoughts through art and like making content! I do talk to others and remark on their work but really I suck at being super interacting outside of certain situations. (I always try to reply if someone contacts me though!)

How long have you been self shipping or creating self inserts for?

Hmm like I said I sort of only really started directly inserting for about a year. But I do know I’ve always sat around listening to music or watching videos and sort of projecting myself onto content I was currently enjoying. I feel that happens for a lot of people, especially early in their life so have what you will of that~

Have you made any friends within the community?

Yeah totally!! (Not gonna go at everyone cause i’m a mess)

@ask-am My bby girl who I will smack if she keeps saying she’s not good at anything??? Cause she’s amazing and super cool to talk to and we connect pretty well which is great for my stress levels. Seriously you rule~ (also you got me to give jojo a chance so thank you)

@musical-selfshipper My pride and joy of introducing Shooks into her life and by doing so ruining it. My go to fate person to ramble and wheeze at over how fate is a wild time but also a lot of hotties.

@mindless-self-pudding AND LOOK MY BBY BOY WHOM IS LIKE 80% SHIT POST AND YELLING- Seriously you are amazing and i love talking to you, your ships are A+ and thank you so so so much for getting my ass to read gk I AM FOREVER CHANGED

@sludgge A very cool bean with an art goal seriously I have thing I wanna draw soon and all i can think is to like channel your art vibe for desired results. I live for your ships with so many oddball peeps they’re always so cool (you and scream will always be my otp for you though)

@somefuckinnerdynerd A shocking friend who loves to throw the most random things at me and cracks me up always. You’re super supportive and I idolize that. Also you and Gohan are my favorite thing you guys are adorable ;w;

@selfloving-shipper I know we havent talked as much lately but seriously I’m stupidly happy I met you and talking about Lupin really made my day and seeing your reactions was great~ I came to you via one of your earlier ships and i know you dont talk about it as much due to stuff but I still adore it if i’m honest

@laviismyhusband one of the earlier people I interacted with and let me say you are great, ok? I know you go through some rough patches and it’s hard but you’re amazing and I love your content a lot. We have a lot of fandoms in common and I will always adore anyone who loves DGM like I do.

@alotta-lovin ONE OF THE SWEETEST PEOPLE IVE MET???? Like holy crap I never expected you to be as chill and kind as you are and that is amazing. Youre super talented and I love seeing your work and ships and having you explain too much to me cause I am very unaware of the stuff your into but I still like to listen~!

@tarushipping Holy shit can you say idolized intimidation?? You’re art is a goal and your personality is a gem. Seriously I am so glad we’ve bonded over GK cause you are a blast to talk to about plot things and I never get enough of it ;w;

And final love you and thanks to all these people and more cause I am so bad at recalling handles:

@heartstringsymphonies @11-717 @peachie-doodles @cottoncandyships @lilacindulgence @little-fairyfox-ships @lildreamysoul @sketchy-galaxy @mordredljselfship @tinseltina @promptoargentumsgirlfriend @iselfshipnerd @xeensbin @plimchi @chisakisses @salty-kira @astralplanesies

#selfship #selfship positivity #self insert positivity day #self insert

[trumptasticshop1]

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#maga #maga2020 #magamonday #red #redwave #trumptastic #trumptasticshop #trump2020 #trumptrain #hottie #blonde #smile #magacountry #prettygirls

[fmlfpl]

Lineup Lamentations - GW25

Our Transfers, Captains, and Starting 11s.

WALSH

Transfers: 

OUT: Diving fuckface Alli and loyal servant Sir Crouch of the Smallwater

IN (For -4 points): BARKS and Defoe

No surprise - live hit was taken on the pod. As a postmortem it feels like it was a good hit with decent upside. I still think Alli will get points and is fine but I feel like Kane is plenty so that's fine today. Crouch was a legend for me and got me pretty decent points for the spell I held him but the writing was always on the wall. Deciding to go back to 343 instead of 352 meant his time was up. Also conveniently won't have to have him for the weekend's game against Palace so won't have conflicts of interest which I always hate. Bumping up to Defoe feels great and Defoe should just happily sit and tit until I WC when no one will be safe. Fixtures are pretty good but realistically who the fuck knows when Defoe will score. I don't. Will just keep him for a while and watch the points trickle in when least expected. Finally, Rossosaurous Rex is welcomed back into the squad for the first time in a looonggggg while. I have high hopes for little lad Ross. His stats have been pretty good and he is the true master of the side pass do nothing assist. Tough fixture, but whatever, feels good to have brought him in after looking at doing so for the past couple of weeks. Too bad I missed his haul last weekend but such is life. He'll get a run through GW29 so hopefully he brings in some differential points for me.

GK: TOM gets to shut out the Champions elect at home for a 12 pointer this weekend. Can't wait to see all the people who start Jaku over him get fucked sideways. Just kidding bros. 3 pointer the realistic hope this weekend. 

DEF: Standard trio goes again. Baines continues to lose ground to Goleman which is a sad thing every game. Need a pen15 this weekend to tip things in our favor. At Boro is as good as it gets for an away fixture so hoping for points. Alonso at Burnley is basically free points. Finally, Brunt in an away game is basically guaranteed 1 or 2 points. Meh. Better than Holes at United that is for goddamn sure. Maybe Bruntinho can get me some assist or some shit off a set piece. 

MID: Been getting some new friends and new blood in midfield. Siggy had a nice ding for me on his inaugural game last weekend against City which was a great tit...even though slight miff about the yellow card for dissent he took at the end of the game which knocked him off a bap. Fucking Mike Dean too much of a pussy to listen to some Icelandic sing songs. New friend Ross goes of course. Go on Ross give me some good feels. Alexis standard and finally Yaya got a stay of execution in what will be his ta ta farewell game for me. Came so close to a free kick ding last weekend but fucking Flappyhanded dickhead said no. Sucks having a reverse OOP guy in midfield but if he gets me something at Bournemouth he will be sat on a pretty decent PPG since I brought him in. 

FWD: Jermaine gets to turn and burn young child Stephens and piece of shit Yoshida. Hoping for a double return in this one which would be lovely. Kane has a tough fixture but whatever. He's going to be in the side for a while probably unless he gets hurt. Finally I've still got Zlatz in. After a couple of bad performances he is on a short leash with the blank coming up. Plan is to sell him for Rom after this Watford game but a good performance might let him live a little longer. TBD.

CAP: Sigmund. Again, as mentioned on the pod, I don't love either Alexis or Zlatz. Still same concerns: Alexis possible on the wing, team in bad form, Hull are actual good and Zlatz has been in bad form, had poor performances, and United don't usually roll over buses at home. Seems like this Leicester team has properly given up on Ranieri and Siggy and Swans have been playing some great stuff lately. They will feel hard done by to have a brain fart and not escape the Etihad with that point and I think they have the chance to roll over a team that will come and try to play football. Love capping against non-buses whenever possible. I feel covered enough owning Zlat and Alexis that it seems a good spot to pick a big differential captain. I'm sat down at 90k so don't feel like I've got much to lose anyway.....Siggy go on you beautiful man. Bag me a fucking brace one time.

ALON

Transfers:

OUT: My love Bobby Firmino :’(

IN: Roberto Snoddy 2 Hotty

It’s been a reeeeeaaaaaaallllllyyyy long time coming for Bobby to finally depart my team. It’s a scar that I’ll carry all season especially when he braces this week as is the usual case when I transfer somebody out but as a LFC supporter I can get around it and just be happy for the brace on that level - classic reverse jinx at work here. Snoddy has beyond incredible fixtures next 4/5 GWs and I think he’s nailing himself down to LW in the Payet role. I expect attacking returns at a somewhat regular rate or at the very least great 4th midfielder return on my money at just 5.7 which I can use to upgrade elsewhere. I’ve been royally fucked by Hammers this year so hopefully Bilic can see me extending my olive branch and tit me.

GK: Grant home Palace great shout for a cleany and some puntos.

DEF: The two usual suspects in Alonso and Baines with both fantastic fixtures. Let’s get more double digit HAULS I want all of them for my birthday weekend. Can we fuck? Let’s fuck. For my third spot I’m unenthusiastically rolling out Holes at Old Trafford. On paper a nightmare but really United aren’t much to fear for a defender. Who knows maybe Twatford sit deep and defend well and get me some surprise points? ...Cue up a yellow card 4 goals allowed fuckfest ugh....

MID: A really rough debut for my massive flair punt of KDB last week but he goes again of course. At Bournemouth might be best attacking fixture in the league (Leicester giving’em a run for their money) so I’m hoping that he can come through for me and make me happy not sad again. Alexis nothing to be said. Snoddy makes his debut home to West Brom which is very tasty as WBA can’t keep shit clean this year and have been actually attacking. Would kill for a little debut ding dong from the SNOD. And lastly Alli goes against my club which is always... awkward... but honestly if he gets a red card and -500 points I’d still be happy. So he can fuck off and do whatever he’s gonna do. Go Liverpool.

FWD: Zlatz leads the way home Watty. I can’t get a read on Zlatz or Watford and I just don’t know. He’ll be so highly captained that I think I just want him to fuck off and blank like the big lumbering piece of shit that he is. Big Rom came in with 4 huge dongs last week but at Middlesbrough is brutal and I am pretty much expecting a classic total shit Everton performance and a blank. My ace in the hole is Ashley Barnes at Stamford Bridge!!... LOL.... If I get equal to or more then 10.5 points from all three forwards combined this week I’ll be pretty pleased. Could be rough.

CAP: “Fuck me once shame on me, fuck me again shame on me too...” I think George Bush said that... “Fuck me once and fuck it you’re at Bournemouth let’s fuck once again.” I said that. KDB my cap again even after last weeks shit ass fuck 2 pointer. COME ON KEVVVVVVV summon Prince Harry and just have a fucking festival for the love of all things ginger and Belg... ugh... let’s go!!!!!

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