#giving sandwiches is cute

[zarla-s]

majority of my time playing tf2 is gushing about how cute everything is, as people who play with me will attest

[patreon]

#team fortress 2 #medic #heavy #heavymedic #z art #z comic #red oktoberfest #giving sandwiches is cute #getting sandwiches is cute IT'S ALL SO CUTE UGH #I LOVE THEM #sniper lining up his shot #that beaux and arrow achievement is so his

[icedmetaltea]

I know it’s been several days now, but I recently saw that you’ve been having, well, more than a rough time. I’m not too good with words of comfort or encouragement, so I wanted to show ya something cute I whipped up! Sun and Moon but,,,get this,,,they’re cats.

And, of course, you’d be their owner! You’d get them from a shelter, where they’re nigh inseparable. One of those “if you adopt me, you HAVE to adopt the other too” type of adoptions. In any case, Sun is the nicest one, albeit it much clingier than the standard cat, but you’d have to get Moon to warm up to you for a bit. But either way expect to hear very loud screaming when you wake up; acting like they haven’t been fed a crumb in their whole lives. Regular kitty things!

Originally this was a Warrior Cats AU, but I found the idea of Y/N being the owner of two little mischief guys to be too cute for me not to do. In any case, I hope you’re having a swell day, and always know we’re here for you!!

#submission #UM EXCUSE ME THIS IS AMAZING??????? #YOU'RE SO GOOD AT DRAWING WHAT THE HELL #THEY;RE SO CUTE AAAAAAAAAA #SUN AS A SPHINX IS SO ADORABLE BWAA #THANK YOU SO MUCH MWA #*gives u a history smoked bacon sandwich*

[s00nyoungie]

omg cute resident is coming today no manifesting required :v

#personal #im helping set up a panel event and handing out lunches and cute resident is on the listttttt #confessing my love by giving cute resident a roast beef sandwich

[galahgriff]

not his greatest friend nor his greatest enemy but a secret third thing

#zenos gives me cuteness aggression #ffxiv #zenos yae galvus #wol #zenoswol #gryphon sandwich #art #oc tag

[sysig]

New shapeshifter lad, Dahlia (Patreon)

#Doodles #Original #Ft. Willie because surprise! Dahlia's a Squirrel shapeshifter and Will's inspiration was a squirrel originally :) #For the record tho Will and his entourage are not part of the Shifter universe - Dahlia only shares a world with the BBBs #I just thought it was a fun inspiration source crossover lol #Plus Dahlia and the Squirrel Boys have similar classes but for different reasons haha #Anyway! The Squirrel boy(s) barely feature! To Dahlia! Lol #Been thinking about some of my Favourite Tropes yet again and just indulging in making some new concepts lol #There's a trope that I've liked for a good long while that I'm sure has a name but I've just been calling it ''Platonic Transformation'' #Which hey - I've got a shape-shifting (et al) universe to make characters in lol #Doesn't feature Just yet but shock among shocks she comes with another character because I can't just make one new concept ever lol #But for now! She! She's cute I like her hehe #You can see I went through a few design iterations before landing happily - you might even notice it with her arm #She was born that way :) No pain just frustration! Body not doing what she wants it to! #Honestly working on her hairstyle reminded me a lot of making Tala haha ♪ They're about the same age! Give or take a year or two #Now that I think of it Tala could probably be in the BBB universe as well haha ♪♫ Not to stay but she'd be a very cute guest #I was very set on the little floof-swoops for Dahlia's final design - it's even there in her first doodle! #I'm glad I settled on the bun/braid combo :D #Cute feature lad ♪ Tooth gap and likes peanut butter sandwiches and likes to climb and jump around but isn't as graceful in human form hehe

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

thank you for your services in assistance of the kojirou agenda. a thousand blessings be upon ye

i just think hes neat!

#i also think hes incredibly beautiful but thats just my bias to men w long hair in general #im not wrong tho #my asks #love a guy whos got gamebreaking abilities but cant fully use them bc of reasons outside his control #who fights bc of their convictions but also lets the other side go knowing that its more important they live #idk hes neat and *gives little kiss* #i still havent finished fsn but i liked emiya gohan where they gave him a sandwich :) that was cute

[mangostar]

smashing the b button to stop my sprigatito from evolving 

#ive stopped her from evolving like.... 6 times ? #i need that rock that stops the pkm from evolving #i love nemona n arven #but i also. have noo idea whats happening story wise LMAO #katy the bug gym leader is. SOOO CUTE!!! #koraidon is also vry cute... i will give them ALL the sandwichs !! #im enjoying it but its vryy buggy #they rly shouldve just spent more time on the game but they dont careeee

[down-with-the-mafia]

I know emp doesn't have purple but I mean like. The dark colour makes me think of her dark fur

#and plum or sugarplum would be cute names for cc to give her #subway sandwich #cooking cat #the empress

[torgawl]

scaramouche in his teenage dirtbag era ✌️

#not him mocking ei shsjsh he's so sassy he's such a goof i love him sm #it's the little step back at the end for me.... the attitude is impec *chef's kiss* #not gonna lie i looooove the other idle animation :') #it's like he's checking the vision is really his and he looks all cute and proud touching his hat :'))))) #he's my son #i am making him bear shaped sandwiches and giving him chocolate milk everyday for breakfast <33 #also when he mocks ei he's like :P that's very venti #venti adopted him #venti went to sumeru to have a little fun and picked scara up from the alleyway on his way home like an abandoned stray cat on a rainy day #it's true hoyoverse told me #genshin leaks

[modernday-jay]

went to the park for a picnic today and got to see and pet lots of dogs! and i think… a very sappy and domestic au would have alfred and allen meeting at a dog friendly park.

maybe they both have dogs and the dogs just get along too well that allen and alfred are ‘forced’ to talk.

or allen’s had a rough day and is sitting in the park to clear his head until he’s jumped by this massive (but very friendly!) golden retriever, and then the dog’s very flustered (and cute) owner comes to apologise. just- so many possibilities

#or alfreds eating a sandwich in the park until this tiny dog comes up to him #and ofc alfred leans down to give it a pet and then BAM chihuahua’s taken a bite of the ham hanging out of the sandwich #allen’s just HORRIFIED mr chihuahua is better trained than that!! #matthews probably there too and has to watch it all 😪 #ugh i just love meet cutes with pets and sonder inspired me #also as much as we talk abt allen and his chihuahua. i can really imagine him with so many dogs #a pittie 😭 or some mixed breed from the shelter #he gets along with all dogs!! #jayposts

[mattynmarns]

good morning here's a picture of the criminals that tried to steal my breakfast

#theyre cute but don't let them convince you they aren't cold blooded criminals #I tried giving them the onions and olives (?) that were on my breaking sandwich and they didn't even want them #I also gave the girl duck some of the bagel because I'm a feminist #heckin rants

[fatherofmachine]

Fun Fact that no one  asked for:

If we use a bird analogy (  because,  why wouldn’t we ? ),  Harold is like a crow.  He decides he likes someone  &  one of the ways he shows it is he gives gifts  &  he often does so “ mysteriously ”.  He gifts you with things that you didn’t even ask for,  he remembers things that you said you liked that one time a year ago.  He also does things for  you,  but we’re talkin about the gift giving.

So,  If Harold Finch likes you in any capacity,  Be Prepared to receive random mysterious gifts with vague messages on them.

#I DID SENSE MY PRIVACY BEING INVADED. ( headcanons ) #KNOWING THE ANSWER HAS COST ME SOMETHING I VALUE MORE THAN MY OWN LIFE. ( character study ) #harold finch's love language is gift giving & acts of service u can't change my mind #remember when harold gifted john with AN ENTIRE FURNISHED APARTMENT #& how he always ensures that Grace has work despite the fact that she's illustrating traditionally which is an art that's 'dying' #& he does this from a distance ofc #& how Harold remembered Shaw's favorite sandwich exactly how she liked it & exactly which FOOD TRUCK it was from #& how Harold got Root things for the little bedroom she made in the subway #& how she asked him to get her bunny slippers & black nail polish & he was like 'yes ofc no problem i gotchu' #anyway harold finch is so fucking cute & i love him bye

[blizzardfluffykpop]

I've been thinking about crocheting a slice of bread (because of Younghoon)- for a few weeks now- the thing holding me back was finishing a mini sweater for my mom's plushie- I did not want to finish that thing at all- (It only needed 6 more stitches and two 12 chains on either side)... The want to have a bread plushie for yh was so strong that I finished those stitches- and two days later- (after watching love revolution) In 3 hrs- I made 'Bbangie'! The bread loaf of my crochet dreams~ (It was actually really easy- I just kept getting distracted by tbz) And if anyone wishes to know the pattern/see Bbangie lmk-

#idk what to tag this #kate rambles #kate crafts #kate will ramble in the tags about 'bbangie' #i couldn't get the cute little plushies they sold from a kpop store so i've resorted to making my own... not that i haven't before but man #gotta do everything around here... jk ofc- but i wish merch was more available on cute things #anyways the free yarn my friend gave me came in handy today- (i got bunches of colors from her) i was just gonna cut up my #ombre light brown-black yarn when i realized she had give me tan and golden brown~ thanks mutt! #the piece of 'bread' isn't perfect yet- but i don't really care about the imperfections unless i'm making it for someone else- so i'll #prolly never fix them- it'll just be my emotional support piece of bread when i watch yh from now on- #it's 'two slices of bread' and then attached by single crochet then flipped right side out= to make a pretty edge like a bread loaf #i talked about it on ig but i wanted to talk about it on here in depth because i just love the little thing- #i didn't put any stuffing into it because i didn't want it to suck to clean later- and also it feels more like 'bread' w/o stuffing anyway #is bbangie it's actual name- no- i just don't know what to spell it the way i pronounce it for fun- buh-bbangie is what i call it- #it has no eyes cause that seems like a psychological nightmare- no mouth to scream but all eyes to see yknow? so alas it's just bread #i raised it from a string #also i originally saw someone crochet a sandwich bag- and i was like omg- i could make a mini bread plushie for yh- and it took me til now #to do so- but i'm so happy i did tbh #if anyone wants to see the little guy on here lmk

[bagofshinyrocks]

Government name vs Military callsign

Prompt: What scares them worse? Addressing them by their full government name, or addressing them by their military callsign?

Featuring: Task Force 141 (CoD: MW2) - John Price, Simon "Ghost" Riley, Kyle "Gaz" Garrick, Johnny "Soap" MacTavish (separately) x GN!Reader

Word Count: 0.9k

Warnings: none

John Price

Government name.

Calling him Captain or Skipper just ends with him sauntering to where ever you are and ask (in an obnoxiously self-satisfied voice) what you wanted. Like a cat pretending it can’t hear the urgency in your tone when you say to get off the counter.

“If you want me to ‘shake a leg’, call my name, luvie.”

Now if you holler “Jonathan Price”, he’ll drop something. Either the newspaper in his hands, or his heart into his stomach. He sure as hell moves his ass with a purpose, and he’s peering into the room with an apology on his lips.

“Yes, luv? What’s wrong, poppet?”

“Lift the other end of the couch, would you?”

He does, and you shimmy it further back in the room. “Anything else I can do, love o’ my life?” He’s hovering, and gently coaxing you into his arms. Gauging how mad you were at him. You curled into him and kissed his chin. Then stepped away with a pat to his chest.

“No, sweetheart, just wanted you to shake a leg is all.”

When he remembers your previous conversation, he groans and tells you to fuck off.

Simon Riley

Military callsign.

When you two are alone, and he’s already given you permission to call him Simon, don’t call him Ghost. When you say that word, he assumes one of his mates are at the door or on the phone, and goes from Simon to Ghost. Stalks into the room with narrowed eyes, only to find you in the kitchen. By yourself.

“Ghost, you want a sandwich too? Turkey and cheese.”

“Fuck you callin’ me that for?” 

Once he sees you’re alone, he swoops in and wraps around you like a hoodie. A firm kiss to your ear, then your cheek, then spun you around. Back pressed to the counter top. Settles his face right close to yours.

“We playin’ games now?” You didn’t want to upset him, so you pressed a kiss to his nose. His grumpy look faded a bit.

“Sorry, baby.” Arms wrapped carefully around his shoulders. And your fingers scratch his scalp. Another kiss to his nose. “I’m sorry for playing games with you. Simon Riley.”

Hearing his name on your lips finally cracked, and he gave you a smile. A little scar on the upper lip. You gave it a kiss, and then pressed a kiss to his lips. 

A quick surge forward, and you only just had time to shove aside the things behind you before you found yourself on the countertop.

Kyle Garrick

Government name.

He doesn’t mind being called Gaz, and you’ll use Kyle and Gaz interchangeably. Doesn’t even mind if you use “Kyle” or “honey” in front of his squadmates. Though “Kylie” he does have some displeasure with.

“I’ll have you know, Soap is still calling me Kylie, you asshole.”

Call him ‘Garrick’, and he knows that you are pretending to be mad at him. He slinks over and rubs his face against your cheek. He’s too cute for you to stay mad.

If you shout “Kyle Garrick”, he comes running. He could have sworn that he put his clothes in the hamper. And did the dishes. And taken out the recycling. Damn, what was it that he forgot?

“Kyle Ga-”

“Yes, dear!” Shit, he didn’t mean to ‘yes, dear’ you. “Yes, my dear, I’m right here.”

You pause your laundry folding and summon him with a crook of your finger. Once he’s close enough, you tap your lip with the same finger. “I need a kiss.”

He blinked once. Then twice. “God damn you.” He squishes your face in his hands and gave you a quick, firm kiss. “Don’t stress me out like that. Thought you were mad.”

“Give me another kiss, or I will be.”

He rapid fire kissed your mouth, chin, and cheeks, then gave you a smack on the ass before returning to the living room. 

“In my own fucking home,” he muttered.

John MacTavish

Military callsign.

He’s got some thick skin. And he’s had his name shouted angrily many a time. He would all but skip into the room with a big smile on his face. The only people who shouted that name (and wore out the scare-factor on it) were his family members. Shouting “John MacTavish” meant you loved him. You were also mad at him, but you loved him. That was more important. Even with your scowl and the gross pile of garbage he kept forgetting to take out. You loved him.

Now shouting his callsign reminded him of his superior officers.

“SOAP!”

Shit shit shit. He put down his beer and ran from the garage to the backyard. Leg brace over his sweats, low cut muscle shirt that you also wolf-whistle at when he wears. You were only weeding the garden boxes.

“JOHNNY!”

“I’m here, bonnie,” he hollered, rounding the corner. You were sitting in the dirt, a tidy pile of weeds and dead plant bits next to you.

“C’mere, c’mere.”

He leaned down next to you, hand on your shoulder and good knee on the ground. “Wassit?”

You pointed to the leaf in your hand. “A caterpillar, Johnny. An itsy-bitsy caterpillar.”

He sighed heavily and kissed your shoulder. “Bonnie, I thought something was wrong.”

“Hm?” You spared him a glance. “What are you talking about, bubba?”

“You called me Soap.”

“Did I? Didn’t mean to spook you, loverboy.” You gave him an apologetic kiss on the lips. “Just wanted you to see the caterpillar before he wiggled off.”

Posted: 2023 Dec 10

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[jyoongim]

Alastor who’s pretty little wife no one knows about shows up to the hotel with his lunch for something that her and Rosie took so long to prepare. She’s a bit taller than Alastor and completely mothers him it seems- idk just thought it was cute

Charlie beamed as she opened the door, but her eyes widened “ Woah! O-Oh hello! Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel! Are you looking to be redeemed from your sins?”

You tilted your head in confusion.

”No. I’m here to drop off Alastor’s lunch”

Now the Princess gave you a confused look.

You were here for Alastor?

”May I come in dear?” She widened the door to let you in and ushered you into the hotel lobby.

Your husband had said he had a new venture he was invested in. What a lovely hotel.

The Princess showed you around a bit and talked about the purpose of the hotel.

”And this is our enthusiastic bartender” she gestured to the bar

Husker’s eyes widened when he saw you before he tilted his hat at you “Madam”

You smiled “Husker! I didn’t know you were here. Alastor ain’t workin you to the bone is he?”

Charlie looked between you “you two know each other?”

You let out laugh, waving your hand dismissively “oooh we go way back” you took a seat on a sofa.

You chatted with Husker and waved as Niffty greeted you before she ran after a bug.

”Woah who’s the glass of water?” A flirty voice said,making you turn and see a tall spider stroll into the room.

Everyone was curious about the tall demoness.

You checked the clock “Not to be rude but is Alastor here?”

That made several faces gawk.

Why were you looking for the Overlord?

”I heard senseless chatter do we have a guest?” A radio-filtered voice floated into the room.

Alastor eyes flitted over the room and they landed on you, his usual smile stretched wide across his face

”Dearest! What do I owe the pleasure? You should have gave me a rang” You grinned as you stood and approached the demon.

Everyone watched in disbelief as the tall woman towered over the Overlord and snatched him in a hug, squeezing him in her arms.

”Alastor!” You squealed, nuzzling the demon who just had a loving look on his face.

You set him down and finally a scowl graced your face, you pointed your finger at your husband, disapprovingly.

”You left so fast I didn’t get a chance you give you these”

You pulled a container from your bag.

Alastor hummed as he opened it, ears flicking happily at the meat sandwiches. You beamed proudly “Me and Rosie spent all day on those and you didn’t even get a chance to taste them. I made sure to drizzle extra blood on yours dear”

”I will never understand how I was lucky to have you dear” he said, dipping his finger in the sauce and tasting it.

”A token of appreciation would be nice” you chirped, leaning down towards the demon, turning your cheek.

Alastor pressed a kiss to your cheek.

Yeah everyone was flabbergasted.

Charlie cleared her throat, looking between the two of you “h-how do you two know each other?” She asked nervously.

You blinked in confusion, before you smiled “I’m his wife of course”

WHAT??!!!

You ignored their stares and turned back to your husband, looking him over.

Your clawed hands grasped his face, turning it, examining him. Your brows frowned “You’re looking thin baby. And pale. Dont overwork yourself and for the love of the all that’s damned please take a rest when you need it. No broadcasting all night. I know you, you’ll be cranky and tormenting souls because you’re tired. Oh! I have tea for your throat too” you happily pulled out tea packs and tucking them in his pockets.

Alastor just let you fret, loving the attention.

Once you finished being a  worrywart, you gave him one last hug.

”well i ought to get going. I promised Rosie I wouldnt be long. I just wanted to drop your lunch off.”

You pressed a kiss to his forehead, waved to everyone, and let Alastor walk you out.

Alastor sighed lovingly as you disappeared in a mist of shadow, once you were gone he went back inside the hotel, where everyone was still gawking

His eyes narrowed “what is it?”

Angel was the first, along with Charlie to literally combust with questions

”You have a wife!?”

”Why don’t you every bring her here?”

”Can’t believe you actually fuck”

”she seems so lovely”

”how the hell or really why the hell she marry you?”

”You should invite her over more!”

”How do you two fuck?”

Alastor’s eye twitch and he turned around to walk out as he carried the lunch you brought with him, ignoring the two.

Angel turned to Husker and smirked “They have kinky sex don’t they?”

Husk flicked him off with a eye roll

”Ill take that as a yes”

#hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel fanfiction #alastor x reader #jyoongim #alastor the radio demon #alastor x y/n #alastor hazbin hotel #Hazbin hotel fluff #alastor fluff #alastor x wife reader

[luveline]

if you are looking for spencer and bombshell requests, what about the first time a girl flirts with spencer after they start dating, but bombshell is fully secure because she knows her worth and understands that he’s a catch? if you need more ideas i can squeeze my brain really hard

love ur brain pls keep squeezing it <3 fem!reader

You’re the cheesy girlfriend no one expects you to be. You change your phone contact for Spencer to ‘My Sweet Boyfriend’ with a heart, you hold his hand in stupid places (though you’d done that before, sometimes), you bring him coffee, you fluster when he kisses your cheek no matter your disposition —you're overwhelmed in the honeymoon phase, and everybody’s surprised. 

“That’s not very cool of you,” Morgan says, having noticed your ducked head, your smile dripping with a private pleasure and your cheek still shining with Spencer’s quick kiss. He’s gone to find plastic cutlery. 

“I’m not that cool when it comes to Spencer,” you say. 

“I can’t believe what I’m hearing.” 

Morgan is as pleased for you both finally getting together as anyone, even if he finds it foreign. It is weird to suddenly be openly in love with each other, and likely stranger for the team to see you in anything that isn’t total calm collection. 

“He’s so lovely.” 

“Yeah, I know,” Morgan says, more earnest now as he slaps a rolled sandwich down in front of you. “He’s a catch. I asked for no mayonnaise, was I supposed to do that?” 

Emily tucks her seat in next to yours. “He’s totally trapped by that secretary again, I hate to tell you.” 

You turn around. 

“Why would you tell her that?” Morgan asks. 

“What?” 

You peer out of the office door, where Spencer’s being chatted to by a stunningly attractive secretary. She has dark skin and darker hair, alluring almond eyes that light her sweetheart face with a bright charm. “Oh, she’s getting prettier,” you say. 

You’ve got Spencer Reid locked in. Nothing in you doubts that he’s currently infatuated with you. You don’t even care when he laughs at her joke, or when she dips her head bashfully toward him. 

“You better go and get your man,” Morgan says. 

“What for?” 

“She’s flirting hard,” JJ says. She’s only just looked up from her phone. “He’s gonna start blushing.” 

As if. You turn back to the table, unwrapping the paper from your sandwich with a happy sigh. Spencer looks so cute when he blushes, his cheeks turn pink and he smiles like he’s being tickled, it’s adorable. If that pretty secretary wants to do the hard work for you, it’s her prerogative. He’s your boyfriend. 

“I don’t need to do anything, he’s fine,” you say. 

You’re cutting your sandwich in half when you feel a presence behind your back. A familiar hand closes around your shoulder, a voice in your ear, “Thanks for nothing.” 

You giggle at his embarrassed tone, turning your face up to his, immediately delighted by his pink-tinged cheeks and neck. “You looked like you were having fun!” 

“You’re not gonna pretend to be mad?” he asks, leaning over you to open your sandwich. He pulls out a sad looking tomato and a similarly wilted slice of lettuce and closes it again. “Did you want a drink? I can’t believe you.” 

“Spencer, did you want me to come and get you?” you tease. 

“It would’ve been nice of you. Drink?” 

You laugh again, tugging him down by the wrist. “No, Spencer, I don’t want a drink, just sit down. What was I supposed to do? I’m not gonna pull her off of you.” 

“But why?” he asks, nearly not quite pouting. “She asked me if it was too hot in here for me.” He sits in the chair beside you, his hand dropping to the soft inside of your thigh as he leans in imploringly. “If you cared about me at all–”

Everybody laughs, including yourself. He’s clearly joking, and for once nobody on the team mistakes it for ineptitude, which seems to cheer him up. He gives your leg a rather bold squeeze considering who he is and where you are, and again when you gesture for him to lift his face to plant a kiss on the ridge of his jaw. “I do care about you, Spencer. Sorry I wasn’t jealous. Should we try again?” 

He turns your face away from your coworkers, eye to eye. “You’re making fun of me.” 

His hand trails to your elbow. “No,” you say, your skin tingling under his touch. 

“I don’t believe you. And I know you need a drink, they didn’t send your bottle of water. I didn’t manage to find those forks, either.” 

He gets up again. He hasn’t so much as glanced at his own food, patting your back in a promise that he’ll return before he edges out of the office and into the station’s bullpen. You take a smug bite of your sandwich. You can’t hide it.

“Told you,” you say once you’ve swallowed. You hadn’t needed to do anything, and you really aren’t worried about other women. “He likes me a lot.” 

“Understatement of the year.” 

You send Morgan a loving smile. When you glance over your shoulder, Spencer’s taking the long way through the office to the water cooler.

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