#girl is like “problems? haha not me

[offkilterkeys]

The world isn’t ready for my alpha kid readings.

#jane crocker #jake english #roxy lalonde #dirk strider #homestuck #alpha kids #Jane is the struggler don’t you EVER contest that #many might argue it’s Jake but he doesn’t struggle inherently #usually he just vibes until he’s forced into situations wherein he struggles #Jane struggles from the beginning #her entire arc is a struggle #also had to change it from “the fujoshi” mostly cause I don’t like that and also cause it’s not as versatile as the other labels #I don’t actually think Dirk is boring btw i just think that when put up against his friends he has a lot less complexity going on #like his arc is fairly simple as opposed to Jane and Jake’s #and even Roxy’s #His problems seem inherently a lot more straight forward to me simply because he’s articulate enough to realize he has problems #Jane and Jake are almost there #problems are like on the tip of their tongues #and Roxy is kinda like the John of the team where she isn’t even gonna acknowledge the possibility of problems #girl is like “problems? haha not me #I’m the put together one in this group :)” #and just ignores all her internalized misogyny and heteronormativity #she is a mirror to Vriska in that they both put a lot of emphasis on preforming romanticism as a means of affirming their gender #anyway my alpha kid readings are way too boring so I feel like nobody would really be interested in them Sighhhh

[nightlocked-in]

“peeta is bisexual” you guys are losing the vision. peeta isn’t even straight. katniss INVENTED sexuality for him. whatever katniss identifies as, he’s like “yeah, i’ll take that one” no questions asked

#katnissexual #i’m joking btw #and i agree with yall #he says you’ve ruined all other women for me #yeah twink we know #the hunger games #katniss everdeen #thg #nightlocked-in #everlark #peeta mellark #hunger games headcanon #hunger games incorrect quotes #thg incorrect quotes #bisexual peeta #peeta what’s your sexuality? #idk #what do u mean u don’t know #i’ve never thought about it #well i mean… do you like guys? do u like girls? #he thinks for a second…. girl #just one #katniss he says #i’m convinced in modern au’s when he’s dating someone else he just pictures katniss when fucking and then feels horribly guilty for it later #peeta why don’t you look at me during sex? #huh? oh glimmer uh… i just get distracted by how uh… good it feels. yeah that haha #katniss was his first love in every thing and not only was she his first love she was his ONLY love #so he’s never even considered being attracted to girls besides her #so when he tries to date he finds girls that are objectively attractive but on a scale of 1 to katniss they are still 1’s to him #and that never stops being a problem

[spitblaze]

if i am being perfectly honest i dont think i remember any other clear indications of trans men existing while growing up beyond that family guy bit and like one transphobic joke about phalloplasty i saw on saturday night live

#spitblaze says things #'what about sheik in majoras mask' #okay 1. i didnt have any consistent access to anything besides handholds until i got a ps2 in like 2005/6 #2. i didnt even play that game until late into the wii era #3. its the fucking. its the goddamn mulan problem of 'i was only pretending to be a boy im really a girl ive always been a girl haha' #and you might understand how that might not actually register. u understand #like the earliest one i saw after i finally fucking learned that there are trans men was. goddamn. sigh. ace attorney robin #outed. her immediate reaction was 'phew i can stop pretending now! ive been a girl this whole time. the girliest girl to ever girl #my parents made me do it to get in easier but i haaaate pretending to be a boy tee hee' #thats another one that stuck with me. #trans #ftm

[hirsuteandcute]

Mallows Beauty or whoever spamming my social media feed:

Omg bestie r u still using regular body wash to shave ur 🐱😱 ???

Are u embarrassed by ur STRAWBERRY LEGS after shaving?? 🤢🍓

Do u have INGROWN HAIRS on your COOCHIE 🤮👎

Is your bf is on his way in 5 minutes and u haven't SHAVED?? 😰🙍‍♂️

Use our pussy de-disgustifying shaving balm to correct ur hideous natural body and remove all ur body hair for ur crusty dingleberry ass bf! 😍❤️🥰 Ultimate self love and feminism is when women CHOOSE to shave (but ur disgusting and unfuckable if you don't) 😇✨💖

#like no girl i don't have these non existant problems and i don't care about them and also i'm better than you #when i was trashing indie brands i honestly meant them #i actually got blocked from their account for calling out their shitty misogynistic advertising haha #anti shaving #pro body hair #literally every three posts i see adverts like this despite clicking 'not interested' every time and never interacting with posts like that #i actually think that because i interact with feminist content and PRO body hair content they suggest these ads to me more smh

[snixx]

good GOD can we stop gendering everything. I swear some of y'all just took the futch scale and decided to run with it as gender roles 2.0 (yassified edition)

#like use whatever labels you want for yourself and your communities idc! i love femmes i love butches im happy for you #my issue as always comes when yall start imposing those labels on anyone and everyone unsolicited #and ESPECIALLY when you tear apart other people for not being femme/butch enough #me personally i dislike both those labels because i know i will never be enough for them even if i try #plus i dont see the correlation between how a certain article of clothing or way of wearing my hair makes me more masculine or feminine #for ME that is. like if a skirt/kurti makes you feel more femme thats great. but that doesn't mean it has to universally be feminine #and telling me im femme because i like skirts is just reinforcing a universal gender to a piece of clothing #me personally i can't wear pants cause they're uncomfortable #anyway tangent aside. those “this is the most butch woman twitter can handle” posts were funny at first #but then they devolved into “HAHA twitter thinks girl with long hair is butch they don't know what a real butch is” #which is so annoying. what makes you butch. who gets to decide that #there is a problem when characters who express their butchness a certain way canonically get miscasted with traditionally femme stuff #and i get that butchphobia is very real #but also when that's not the case just let people express themselves man. you don't have to be dragging everyone all the time #girlblogging.pdf

[mamawasatesttube]

kon is sitting next to tim looking at him adoringly while he talks about why nissans are better than mitsubishis and he looks across the cave to see greta glaring at him from the shadows until he moves three inches away

maybe if you got on kon's level and actively listened to tim infodumping about cars he'd also do it at you, greta :/

#this is probably just me being a killjoy but i did hate greta's insane jealousy over tim #like i get it as a character trait but i so badly wanted to reach in and tell her to take a fucking chill pill #like girl maybe give a shit about your other friends some too and stop acting like you own robin 😩😩😩 #it makes sense as her having Problems Issues that she does not cope well with but man did it not endear her to me #mostly bc the writing played it off as like Oh Haha Girl Jealous Girl Doesn't Care About Anything But Boy #and i mean theyre all stupid teens but the narrative handling of it was still kinda grating to me ig #anyway tim infodumping about cars to kon is the cutest shit ever i melt about it every time #''i talk a lot huh?'' ''i don't mind i like hearing your thoughts!'' couple but its both of them both ways #answers

[damagedrot]

" like - THANKS. " she said easily enough crossing through the path he opened for her. ducking under his arm to make her way into the house. HER EYES PASSING BY HIS INFANT'S, " hey little dude. " she offered to the kiddo. not quite sure if she'd get a response, her mind more focused elsewhere anyways.

@jokethur . /. continued.

" your house is . . . wowzers. " it was half hearted, but she wasn't the best at complimenting someone else's home. her aunt's was a upscale Gotham abode. made for two. kept together by hired maids, && unfamiliar faces. coming through the home as frequently to conduct business with her uncle. her aunt was scarcely made to be there. but Lucy never really needed adult supervision. especially tonight.

hair, still bubblegum pink, with jaded pieces poking out here and there. she was good at adjusting, and easily found the kitchen after wrestling past their pets, " pizza - totally needed it. " she grabbed herself a slice. preferring the cold cheesy bread with pepperoni to microwaving it.

her eyes ducked down as her imaginary boyfriend entered the room. his glasses left on his nose even as he pushed them back over his eyes. Freddy had always been pretty introverted, but he was oogling her quietly the moment she first cut her hair, && applied that hair dye. saying that she looked like a celebrity, or an anime girl. she never understood his references, but he had trailed with her the whole way to Arthur's , " you think he has netflix? " Freddy asked.

" you think my aunt's --- gonna be pissed? " Lucy said instead. eyes looking around the room. Mapping out all the crooks and crannies, " she didn't see me leave. " she said that out louder for Arthur to hear.

" and . . . it's a look? " mentioning her hair. hands coming up to touch the strands. wrapping a small portion around her finger.

". yeah - you need to fix it. " freddy playfully jabbed at her. chuckling into his ninetendo switch.

#🔪//: muse: lucy quinnzel: ( daughter of clowns. ) #( jokethur ) #🔪//: ooc. | lady bug speaks. #so hey hi i MISSED YOU. :DD #so #freddy is pretty much - like all her other bfs - her age #but hes very introverted and the geeky type #loves video games & comics #while Lucy is still the party girl #its a wonder they are together but lucy can act rather soft when shes with him #she also REALLY needs her hair fixed so yes pls fix it for her ( haha! ) #she's never dyed her hair before so who knows how her aunt will think #they are very “ no nonesense upscale rich types ” #so her aunt MIGHT have a problem with it #her aunt also doesnt want her to become like ger mother harley since her mother lives a danferous life #:( #also i have zero photo edits saved for Lucy so iconless for awhile my bad! feel free to keep using yours if you want - or #- match me if you prefer

[laesas]

KPTS Playlists

Kim's Album || Chay's Album

So the concept behind this is that Kim releases a post-canon album and Porchay releases an album of his own in response. I love the idea of how the songs on each of these would affect the other person listening to them, as well as giving both characters the ability to use songs to communicate feelings that they can't express openly in person.

KimChay - Why else would I tutor you?

A big mixture of both KimChay albums + some extras that didnt fit either album but fit KimChay as a whole or inspired me while writing.

Additional Playlists and rambling under the cut 🖤

VegasPete Shoot Me || VegasPete Let it Out

I love both these VP moods but struggled with mixing them in a single playlist! The vibes were too all over the place - so now theres one for the emotional stuff and one for the self-destructive decisions bourne from hedgehog funerals and bisexual lighting

SO! Thoughts on playlists:

The concepts behind the KimChay playlists are my favourite and they're the ones I put the most thought into! - I started them back in july and I'm still adding to them now! They're not necessarily all about Kim and Chay's relationship per-se, there are a couple that I think really fit Kim's relationship with his brothers for example, or the way that Porchay feels living in the compound with his lack of autonomy. I've tried to keep a consistent sound/vibe throughout and match both the lyrics and the sound to the melancholy post canon situation!

My absolute favourite is Chay's album (lovingly referred to as the chaylist). Picturing the absloute breakdown Kim would have listening to some of these songs sang by Chay is so delicious to think about. Hopefully these would be the catalyst to a KimChay resolution!

There are a couple of other less developed/experimental playlists like for KinnBig, Tankhun (sad lol) and KimBig on my spotify profile! (as well as some other non KP playlists)

If you liked any of these, found a new favourite, or found them useful/helpful for art/writing/rotating the faves in your mind, feel free to share and to come yell at me about them here! DMs are open, anons are on! I'd love to hear your thoughts!!!

#KimChay #The Chaylist is out lads #there are somehow... 4 people following it... already..... which is like girl i have shared this nowhere..... how did u get here lol :') #kim kp #chay kp #playlists #if you guys make anything inspired by this I would love love LOVE it if you tagged me! not to credit! like just @ me in the replies!! #like no pressure to do so I would just love to see it! #I'm nosy and excitable and I want to *S E E* #also I tend to be incredibly picky with *vibes* + lyrics so out of not wanting to offend anyone I'm not going to take 'add this!' requests! #but also if there's a song that's perfect for the blorbos that isn't on the playlist - anon is on and my inbox is open! I love music recs! #also if you have just general ''think about this character + this song!'' thoughts i would LOVE that! hehe #if u have a character... that you want a song rec for........... i could do that lol #my head is full of nothing but little guys #I have thoughts about pretty much all of the characters + xyz song *constantly* haha #I dont have a 'happy' kimchay playlist but that's only bc the vibes were near identical to the PatPran playlist I already have titled ):) #also if you spot the playlists where i went through taylor swifts entire discography and worked out every song where she was in a car #and then every song where she uses public transport #then no you dont. #that would be. unhinged...... 👀 #I think my next one will be a Tankhun happy playlist which would refine the sadder Tankhun playlist a bit better #it's a similar problem to VegasPete. The dichotomy of my favourite boy knows no bounds! #ANYWAY #Send tweet or whatever #kpts

[widevibratobitch]

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#another day another therapy session for a girl who has everything i could only ever dream of 🤡 #like i admit her family fucking sucks ngl #but idk if it's her being tone-deaf about this or if im just hypersensitive af on this topic but #'there's also this pressure to always be pretty and all' 'why tho like did your dad/mom ever comment on your looks?' #'well no haha not to be all braggy but there was never anything to comment on (negatively) yknow' #spoken to my face like oh right yeah well fuck me ig haha. once again reminded how different lives we live lol #and on top of this its this constant showing me that im being a bad friend to her which ig is true what with all my non responding to texts #but like. its like there is no real understanding towards me in turn. its like only she has problems and crippling mental issues #i dont call YOU out on your bullshit. i keep quiet and let you do and say whatever it is you need to make yourself feel better #even if it is actively capital H Hurting me and i come back home and end up sobbing in the pillow #and hating myself even more lol so cant you do the same and just take a deep breath and try to understand that i NEED a break sometimes #ANYWAY. #really feeling like scratching my face off my skull again

[saturnsfather]

yknow. if i had a nickel for every time i had a huge crush on someone, never did anything about it, then reconnected with them several years later only to be told that they Also Had Feelings For Me or Currently Have Feelings For Me, except because of the time distance or other factors i/we cant/wont do anything about it and then i pretty much never see them again, id have two nickels. which isnt a lot, but it sure did happen twice.

#tbd #just. reflecting #man. remember being a Kid. #funny enough neither guy was someone i cried over! i DID cry over a boy in middle school because i couldnt work up the nerve to ask him #to dance with me. which in retrospect is so silly. i did also still think i was a girl back then too #but anyway. first guy didnt work out bc by the time he told me he liked me #which by the way was WILD bc he basically admitted that the very distinct memory i have as a turning point in our relationship #where we actually became friends. was ALSO the moment he REALIZED HE HAD FEELINGS FOR ME. and it just never came up. lmao #but by then id been over him for a few years. and then i ghosted him. #second guy i reconnected with in high school and he got a girlfriend partway through that year. #but he had a car and occasionally gave me rides home from school. and on one of them we started talking #about the summer camp we originally met at. and i told him id had a huge crush on him back then #(fully equipped with the knowledge that i still did kind of have one) #and thats when he told me ‘haha woah really?? i had feelings for you too. thats crazy’ #and then we never talked about it again. #to be fair it probably never would have worked with us anyway because i have I Could Fix Him disease #and always have. #and he already had a drinking problem. at sixteen. so you can imagine how i felt about that. #anyway. all this is to say. #if it happens again im gonna k!ll myself lol #thats a joke. i will not. but i will be So fucking mad

[betweenheroesandvillains]

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#talking about violence against women with men is so exhausting #always having to reassure them no no haha not you of course or anyone we know haha just other men #like it isn't statistically likely that it's them or their friends or brothers or fathers #but mention that it might also be someone they know and like and watch how fast they do a 180 #'Oh well that was a different situation' IT WAS STILL VIOLENCE #or even worse 'yeah well what am i supposed to do that's just how it is' #you know what. maybe truly everything is lost. I don't want to believe that but with how often i have now heard men be defeatist #or straight up claim it's not a problem at all idk what to do anymore. #Girls learn how to rip a man's testes off and how to break a nose I guess #and i'm not putting the usual disclaimers here bc i'm tired of it i put so many disclaimers for friends colleagues and family and in the en #it's all just so they can lean back and say 'but not me though' like ok cool wish that could be me but can't #anyway rant over and if i see a terf or Classical Radfem or political lesbian on this i block on sight this is just for me and my 5 followe

[lactosefreevanillayoghurt]

study leave diaries:

#today i forgot my last name temporarily and have decided that dark chocolate digestives can and should fuck me up #currently drinking a sugar free sparkling juice thing but ummm it tastes enough like tin can that im not entirely comfortable w it #listening to queen my dad saw them live and ill forever be so jealous of it #have done worryingly little revision for my exam on weds but!!! HaHa! 😌what will be will be😌 #telling myself ill cram it tomorrow but i have therapy and am visiting an invalid friend sooo #we'll see how that works itself out #all in all im pretty content lmao #feeling the executive dysfunction girl i think i should see some sort of psychiatrist #but thats a problem for later me :D #adios chiquitos

[sysig]

Family matters (Patreon)

#Doodles #Original #Yanderapy #So this one's a bit convoluted but hang with me lol - y'know how I mentioned that I came up with their names quite quickly? #But also how I specifically mentioned that Mitsuru's name was easy for me? Lol yeah Ishida didn't really want to play nice at first #I got Ishida quickly so that was no problem but I kept waffling on his first name #I knew I wanted it to be something to do with his placement in his family but that was part of the problem! #That meant I had to think about siblings! And if /he/ got thoughts about siblings then so did Mitsuru! And then everything exploded lol #But that is how I ended up with Ichiro (lit. firstborn son) and then the rest of the family dynamics unfolded from there #He's being silly in the last one lol - he never had a twin that he consumed he's not a chimera - but his parents did want more children #They didn't lose any or anything they just had a lot of trouble conceiving until they finally ended up with Ichiro #They named him according to their wishes but he ended up being an only child anyhow - at least so far but considering he's 23 now lol #And that leads to all the thoughts I did with the Maeda family! All the Maeda kids were planned very carefully #Well - by their parents anyhow lol I made them for the meme hahaha #They're all exactly four years apart give or take a few months haha #Makoto is basically a carbon carbon of their dad and Kanoko of their mom - Mitsuru got the proper mix of genes between them #He's also the youngest so he has the perfect mix of being babied and looking up to and wanting to be just like his older sisters #I love the sisters already ahhh <3 Makoto got married to her wife in her late 20s and Kanoko started dating just a year before Mitsu did #Also for the record Kanoko-chan does like men she just currently has a girlfriend lol - Mitsu also likes girls but he currently loves Ishida #Oh and Kanoko got her nickname (Kinoko (lit. mushroom)) from Makoto when they were little and it stuck haha #It suits her since she's a basement dweller lol #I had so much fun with this family ahhh <3 They're all so cute!

[unnamed-atlas]

Watching my jumping spider stalk her prey saying "Girl get his ass" outloud everytime she makes the tiniest of movements towards the mealworm

#it used to be a funny haha girlboss joke but now it feels more like me begging her to actually eat the worm #instead of stalking it for an hour and then loosing interest #bc i cant do anything else when Im waiting for her to eat bc if the worm escapes into the substrate and buries itself then i have a problem #and also GIRL PLEASE EAT #she is still mad about the second set of eggs i had to remove from the enclosure

[futurewife]

The thought of an f/o telling me that I scrub up well ☺️🥺 is so cute to me. Like they're seeing me for the first time all over again cause it's in a different way <3 and they're doing laps around me to try and see it from all angles and getting all worked up about it

#when they see me in girl mode usually means I'm wearing my rockabilly stuff HAHAHA #anyone else have a bizarre wardrobe that's like 3 modes you switch into... #returning to being a tomboy with age has been so good and a confident boost. i have tried hyper femininity in the past but it never lasted #I think bc my main driver was to get a response from people that kept me safe + got me positive attention by seeming harmless and cute #Plus it made me feel like I was playing dress up and inhabiting a role u know... anyways this is a me problem HAHA hey I was like 15