Ace: Hey guys, I want to come out about something…
Riddle: What is it, Trappola?
Ace: Well, I just came to terms with the fact that I’m ace!
Trey: … Ace, we know your name already.
Ace: No, I mean, I’m asexual!
Deuce: Ace sexual? You’re attracted to yourself?
Ace:
No one would believe him because of how he would joke about loving himself
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Crying in the club and streaming my clematis again 👍
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hold me closer... jacksepticeye
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nearly swallowed a blade . ir was in mai mouf n i tried breathe n it slipped like a little FUCKING HELLLLLL istarted coughing so hard 2 try getvit out . im alive . yippee
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I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET MY T SHOT LAST WEEK BUT I COULDN'T BECAUSE OF WEIRD STUFF W MY DOCTOR SO I WAS SUPPOSED TO GETVIT TODAY BUT I JUST GOT A CALL FROM MY NURSE SAYING THAT MY INSURANCE DOESN'T WANT TO COVER IT ANYMORE. FUCK ME.
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Someone left their phone in the shower room n I was waiting for them to come getvit but they didn't so instead of showering I'm just sitting in my room for a bit. Over n out
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I binged so hart the last three days, i really need to getvit under control but doing this alone is so hard fr
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hc you look like this. real (miku)
this is true actually you got it
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when u guys sap libertarian u mean ancap right
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the lgbts pissing me off again🙄
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yall im watching a storm again and lightning's fuckin' purple-ish
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The Heretic: *introducing The Wanderer* And we're roommates.
Brea: Oh my god they're roommates.
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a HORRIBLE memory just resurfaced. i distincly remember playing how to be a heartbreaker nightcore version on my ipod shuffle at age 8
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