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#get it outta here
kply-industries · 6 months
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"Words bothering you? Try KPLY's new illiteracy course, and get that text outta here!"
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madame-mongoose · 5 months
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Look out!!!! Penis!!!!!!!!
Nastay
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direfang · 7 months
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at least twice a day i accidentally click on the l1ve button on the left and get extremely angry for 2 seconds
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tatersdoesstuff · 8 months
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why is the snooze button not working i am Impolitely asking tumblr live to fuck off
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soulkeepercoffee · 8 months
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This better remove itself from my fucking dash right now. I turn that shit off weekly for a reason
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transannabeth · 1 year
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anyone got the ublock origin info for blocking tumblr live on desktop? asking for a friend
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kalpasio · 1 year
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IT IS I, 🧊ANON, IN AGONY
I'M JUST LAVZLZVDLDDUZHZKEHFOJZLZJD
It's currently 11pm and I have to wake up early tomorrow but I saw you posted so I just had to read it! I though it would be a nice bedtime story!!! I am suffering!!!!!!!!
POOR KALPAS BRUH, IMAGINE HAVING TO LIVE FOR MILLENIA IN GRIEF I'M GONNA KMS
Seeing all the flamechasers was so nice😭 The Aponia program lowkey had me all giddy cuz she's my favorite alongside Kalpie!! AND THEN IT ALL CAME CRASHING DOWN AND MY HEART HURTSS
I mean hey at least it's an infinite dream of the realm😀 No I'm not kicking the air rn wdym😀‼️
Also YES, SLEEPING ON HIS THIGHS, GONNA HAVE THE BEST SLEEP YOU'VE EVER HAD (I need it honestly)
OH AND I AM ALSO VERY CONFUSED WITH THE STORY 76% OF THE TIME, project stigma is making me lose braincells every 2 seconds I read about it😭 Thankfully we have Homu labs on youtube so in case you don't know them!
I will now head to bed and get a new pillow cuz ITS WET
HI 🧊 ANON 😭😭
I do the same thing with ao3 and bedtime stories ngl I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS IS REAL. ITS A PARALLEL UNIVERSE OR SOMETHING. KALPAS DOESNT DESERVE THIS 💔
I swear every story is just an excuse to interact with the flame chasers because I love almost all of them so much I am looking at you kevin
need kalpas thigh naps in my life 😔 I need a lot of Kalpas things in my life actually, but like napping with him is at the top of the list
I don't wanna complain about the story because I know how hard it is to write things but like 😭😭😭😭 what the hell is going on????? there was a whole plot that they took the time to explain properly and then they just took a sharp left to something completely different and I am SO lost I didn't know about homu labs! I live under a rock you are a lifesaver 🧡
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jinouchibhue · 2 years
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I'm like an old man sitting on his porch who when confronted with anything he does not understand just wants it out of his face.
I don't know what this trend is but if you have some kind of signature that is numbers as letters you're getting blocked. I do not want to read that. Ever.
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martyrbat · 1 month
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hate when a batman artist isn't committed to bruce's lame bat schtick... give that man a bat insignia on the bottom of his boots rn
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spylarman · 5 months
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A Harry Potter ad on the trans site????? Why
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punkitt-is-here · 6 months
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FNAF Sun judges arts & crafts: kids vs adults
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makimuramakotos · 1 year
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making me see out of character k/zumaji every day of my life should be a crime
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yllowpages · 1 year
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really sick of seeing these teen wolf movie ads
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fuscorooni · 1 year
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The pornbot epidemic, but it’s CW Arrow posts.
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butterflyinthewell · 1 year
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From a queer elder…
Being queer isn’t supposed to be palatable to non-queers.
We don’t tick little squares on a checklist of “queer enough”, we obliterate the checklist.
We defy societal norms that say our bodies, families or relationships have to look a certain way.
Queer is the insult we took away from oppressors. We’re here, we’re queer, get used to it.
The people who hate us will hate us regardless of how palatable we make ourselves.
Stop licking fascist boots by policing queers who are queer in different ways than you.
Oh, someone is bi/pan trans lesbian with he/him pronouns? So what! They’re welcome on the rainbow. Their identity doesn’t have to make sense to you, it has to make sense to them.
Our identities don’t make sense to non-queers. They see us as unnatural and disgusting, so why are you turning around and crapping that same garbage out at your own community??
Once you drive the visible queers underground, the same people who hate us all will target you next. Nobody will defend you because you drove away everybody who would have.
Enough already!
— sincerely, an old queer.
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