#fucking Yandle

[morgansyorkie]

✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻✌🏻

#Keith yandle #yands #philadelphia flyers #flyers hockey #flyers lb #good fucking bye #surely won’t miss you keithy #nhl #hockey #nhl retirement

[starsandhughes]

*yandle pranks everyone with the exploding golf ball*

matty: *drops the club* you fucking asshole

quinn: I BROKE THE BALL?!?!

#kaylin’s nonsense posts #matty t league #quinn hughes nation

[sethjarvy]

LETS FUCKING GO FLYERS WE MADE KEITH YANDLE RETIRE

#grasping at straws

[brockachu]

hockey's (almost) back! which players/rookies/record-chasing quests/(b)romances/narratives on your teams are you most excited for this season?

omg hi :))) i love this question thank you so much for sending it in

at this moment, i am mostly focusing just on the canucks. as the narratives of the season develop, i'm sure i'll end up getting invested in someone or some team i didn't plan for, as usual. i am not immune to a good fucking story.

as of right now, the canucks i'm super focused on are: brock boeser hopefully having a bounceback season after all the personal stuff he's endured and especially to spite the fucking press & fan narratives around him this past season (bc i am a spiteful bitch and he is my lil meowmeow who has never hurt anyone who didn't deserve this who *insert screaming and sobbing*); jack rathbone!! that lil dude had The Worst Fucking injury luck last season, which should've been his breakout season. i believe he can crack the line-up this year; andrei kuzmenko, our new rookie khl 'import'. he seems to be fitting in off-ice and i'm Really excited to see how he works in the line-up. with that, i'm excited to see our lil russian contingent on the canucks. VAN has a history of not being great for russian players (i'll be screaming about pavel bure's right to hate VAN forever, tho i actually wish he & linden could reunite and fall in love with the city & org again). i'm hoping that pod & kuzya & soup (mikheyev) find a home here and have a lovely time kicking ass with the canucks :)

other not-canuck things i'm watching: giroux as a sen (he already has an a; he's basically a harried daycare teacher); phil kessel getting that ironman record (sorry mr yandle, but phil the thrill Needs this); shane wright's rookie season (if you've been around on my blog, you can guess my reasons but i am not talking on that anymore, ftr); matthew tkachuk as a florida panther (ratt on a beach!! ratt recently shared a pic of the exact fucking stretch of beach i regularly played on as a toddler it was jarring i yelled to some friends about it); a fully healthy jack eichel season!!!!!!!!!! that needs no further explanation, i don't think.

anyway, thanks again for sending this ask! wishing everyone a fun season! i'd wish everyone luck, but i don't actually want anyone to win but My favs :)

#aily talks #asks #anonymous #narratives

[angelelliee]

flyers, leafs, and canes ☺️

Purrrrrr 😩

Flyers faves ; Bobby brink, ronnie attard, noah cates, zac macewen, Morgan frost, TK!!!!! Owen Tippett, rasmus ristolainen, provorov!! Carter hart, Martin jones

Flyers least faves ; fuck yandle

Maple leafs faves ; auston mf matthews my mf beloved!!!! Willy Nylander, marner, Morgan Riley, Michael bunting, John Tavares, Simmonds 🥺

Maple leafs least faves ; nobody but sometimes I dislike matthews

Hurricanes faves ; Sebastian Aho, FREDDIE ANDERSEN

Hurricanes least faves ; none 🥺

#🐰emmy answers🐰

[rosesvioletshardy]

johnny not getting offer sheeted by the flyers has to be grounds to fire chuck. he wanted to there but they didnt even try like wtf. even the the devils tried.

how chuck has managed to keep his job doesnt make any sense after the last 2 years…

signing kevin and ellis and yandle

trading giroux and jakub

signing tda and deslauriers

buying out oskar

not offer-sheeting johnny

exactly like ellis is non-existent at this point and they should just trade him if he’s not gonna play or at least move him to ltir if they haven’t, yandle has an nmc so that can’t happen either even tho his defense sucks ass and can’t do shit, idk about kevin but that’s bs too, but tda and deslaurier fucking suck and don’t deserve to be paid that much, giroux wanted to be traded because he didn’t see the team getting anywhere near that cup, jakub didn’t even ask to be traded which is still bs (i still love cam tho),

oskar still had a year left on his contract which i still can’t understand as to why they decided to trade him

if chucky didn’t spend all that money on fucking tda and delaurier then maybe they would’ve had enough to offer sheet johnny and he said he didn’t care about the money he just wanted to be somewhat close to his home

#i’m tired of this bs #i miss when snider was the owner of the team #he’d fire chuck within an instant #philadelphia flyers #rosesvioletshardy answers #anon

[kmarli]

Yeah he's funny but he also needs to be good

I’m not gonna write an essay on the Yandle v Cats front office issue but a lot of people (non-Cats fans on Twitter especially) are getting indignant on his behalf and it’s a bit frustrating from the perspective of a fan who’s been watching him play since he got to the team.

Like read this tweet, I’ll get back to it (shout out to my discord group for pointing it out since I don’t listen to Elliotte Friedman’s podcast)

Keith Yandle is (like many athletes) good at what he does but a truer statement would be - Keith Yandle is as good as the teammates he’s surrounded by, the plays that compliment his strengths, and the effort he puts in.

I’m not going into the changes in front office/coaches but in re: Yands, the acquisition of Bob and the departure of Daddy and Hoffman really exposed his weakness.

As the PP QB, Yandle is money for a goal. But when it comes to five on five and defending his own end (because you know, he’s a defenseman) he is inconsistent bordering on irresponsible.

So if you had been going to Cats home games from 2014-15 onward, you probably would see me in the 300s, and ever since we got Yands (16-17) you’d hear a faint “fucking Yandle” every time he’d miss a pass, turn over the puck, fail to finish (or even start) a check, or skate lackadaisically. And let’s be frank, unless you’re there watching it, following his movements specifically, a lot of this does not make it on stat sheets. (Clarification: watching the games on tv you also miss some of this because the camera follows the puck and the announcers are cowards who don’t critique the players)

So circle back to the tweet. If I can see it as a fan, bet money his teammates can see it too and it must be frustrating. Especially on the Cats, considering the core (R.I.P. Troch, enjoy the Canes) has been at this for a while and in spite of the changes around them, they always prided themselves in their effort. They weren’t always good but they tried their best. Barky is a beast and Huby/Troch/Ekblad followed where he led. And for a time Yands did too. He became so integral that the A’s expanded from 2 to 4. Huby, Troch, Ekky, and Yands split it, two A’s at home, two A’s on the road.

But the 19-20 season, Qs changes, and Bobs playing style really laid bare the incompatibilities.

Qs high expectations of his D corp didn’t help. Yand's lackluster performance in the bubble didn’t help. The new GM who knew what kind of D Bob needs to succeed didn’t help.

But in spite of this, they went to bat for him to get him in the game. Why? Because they're loyal and know what he's capable of, because he’s core, and a leader, and you (aka Barky) don't give up on that. Yands always has been a leader (legit think he would’ve been captain had he stayed in Arizona and if OEL wasn’t so good) and I think that’s why he was hurt when he was called out.

But I watched him play on Sunday (of course the tv didn’t stay on him enough to see the full picture) and while he made some mistakes (turnovers and a penalty that lead to a goal), this is the hardest I’ve seen him skate in a while (and I’ve been watching since 2016).

Really hope he keeps it up, I wanna keep yelling “Fucking Yandle”, it’s really cathartic.

#I get long winded about feelings about some masshole #fucking Yandle #but with love #florida panthers

[st-louis]

det @ phi 2/09/22 | carter and his hair

#carter hart #claude giroux #flyers #nick seeler #justin braun #keith yandle #i hate this fucking team but i love u #and your hair #and the mustache. which i guess is making an appearance again. #a.gif

[joelsfarabee]

not zack hurt :) this is my final straw

#i hope it’s nothing major but broooo :/ #also thank fuck yandle is still scratched <3 #flyers lb

[morgansyorkie]

This picture says it say about tonight and this season

#carter hart #hartsy #cahtah haht #kevin connauton #keith yandle #yands #fuck connauton and yandle #philadelphia flyers #flyers hockey #flyers lb #flyers 21/22 #nhl #hockey

[keira0902]

The fucking Flyers really ended Yandle’s Iron Man streak tonight because he’s not gonna be there next season anyway? He’s 11 games away from 1000 consecutive games and they ruined that? Assholes

#keith yandle #philadephia flyers #fuck the Flyers #nhl #iron man streak

[chriskreider]

New York Rangers ‏@NYRangers

On Saturday night #NYR had some fun with old friend KEITH Yandle @TheGarden. [x]

#aka the rangers fucking CLOWNED keith and for WHAT!!! #keith yandle #kevin hayes #new york rangers #florida panthers #nyr

[mitchmarner]

listen there is no logic to the hockey teams and hockey players i like it’s just an emotional wreck of undying love and devotion for a confusing mass of players with no correlation or explanation other than I Just Love Them

#why do i just ??? really love some of the players i love?? #im not sure #there is NO reason i just randomly love pasta and aho and yandle and domi so much #to name a random few #i dont watch their teams #but i would take 600 sniper bullets for any and every one of them #idk man my heart is just full of hockey players and love #just a month ago this blog was neatly organized with just caps and pens content #now im a full time leafs fan with way too much leafs merch and a lot of misery #i dont even fucking know when i started watching the avs but somehow they became one of my teams #this blog has just 159999019383 different hockey players and teams at every turn

[whatever-dude]

So we didn't trade yandle for what reason??

#like no offense #but he has done nothing good for us #i feel like everytime i hear his name it isnt associated with anything good #so why did we keep him? #we could trade him for someone better right? #like that seems like that smart thing to do #but chuck is a fucking idiot & a joke so #keith yandle #philadelphia flyers #flyers #nhl #hockey

[thebeezcnys]

Yandle shouldn't have even gotten the iron man record with how badly he's played. The Flyers did him a courtesy of letting it go on for as long as it did. Get fucked Yandle you've made this miserable season -39x times worse.

Non-Flyers fans DNI on this one I will die on this hill. You haven't had to watch the absolute garbage from him night in and night out like we have. I'd literally rather have AMac back.

#flyers lb

[kmarli]

Just learned that Kevin Hayes never reffed and I feel betrayed 😔

#like i trusted that masshole #my list has shorten #to one #and keith yandle is on thin fucking ice #I BELIEVED IN YOU KEVIN HAYES