#fuck you slime rancher

[quickhacked]

SLIME RANCHER 1 ➤ the ranch at night

#slime rancher 1 #slimerancheredit #gamingedit #dailygaming #aartyom #aelyosos #radioactive-synth #userarklay #userbrujah #userkarlo #usermorvaris #userredacted #usersteelport #nucleargifs #*sr1 #CONTAINED SLIME... #forever funny to me. you just trap a guy in there #don't fucking look at the empty slot for my drone i have two of them there and they were working too fast i had to slow them down ok LMAO

[simcardiac-arrested]

honestly don't even remember what happened in 2017 at all, it was a year. that year is no longer.

what the fuck DIDN’T happen in 2017

#fucking cuphead came out. fortnite. little nightmares #FUCKING PUBG #NIGHT IN THE WOODS #LIFE IS STRANGE PREQUEL. WHICH I PLAYED WAY TOO MUCH OF BTW . it was like the second coming of christ to me #hollow knight but i didn’t know about hollow knight back then #ddlc … #slime rancher. and yet another dlc for ark. Back when people still liked playing ark. and by that i mean #nobody fucking liked playing ark. but it’s like stockholm syndrome. you wouldnt get it #FUCKING GANG BEASTS !!!! revolutionary. life changing. and then ? Bendy and the shit machine #anyone remember that ??? anyone remember the wejrdass comic on tumblr that was like bendy and the quest for the ink machine? #I do. I do. #but that’s just games. you know what else came out in 2017? the fucking emoji movie. DO YOU UNDERSTAND #DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT IT WAS LIKE BEING ON THE INTERNET WHEN EMOJI MOVIE CAME OUT?? You dont. You havent seen what i’ve seen #2017 was the year of shape of you. of despacito. of that’s what i like by bruno mars. Do you understand how insufferable it was being on the #internet while those songs were popular. Have you even watched the 2017 youtube rewind #2017 WAS ALMOST THE YEAR LOGAN PAUL HAD HIS FOREST CONTROVERSY. UNFORTUNATELY HE HAD IT ON LIKE JANUARY 2ND OR 3RD OF 2018 #so it’s almost 2017 but not quite #pewdiepie was still popular …. #most important of all? i was a homestuck fan in 2017. I was a fan of many things #much more stuff happened but if i have to think about 2017 for a second longer my brain will fry #cramswering

[the-cactus-taco]

I CAN’T PLAY SLIME RANCHER 2 ON MAC

God has once again cursed me for my hubris.

#I have like 500 hours in the original #i’ve been waiting for this for YEARS #FUCK #please make a Mac version devs I beg of you #shit posting #brain rambling #slime rancher #slime rancher 2

[chosenauthor]

I can't believe I can't find any fan art or fics of Beatrix from Slime Rancher and Chell from Portal being besties anywhere! I HAVE SEARCHED. Like, I know Portal is a much older game but djhlkjrlkhjdjld silent protagonist badasses with cool non-lethal guns???? COME ON???? I CAN'T BE THE FIRST PERSON TO THINK OF THIS???? I am so disappointed at the internet right now.

#literally they would vibe #chell #beatrix lebeau #Portal #Slime Rancher #I've been playing these two games at the same time and please come on it's right fucking there!!! #someone draw this I will owe you my fucking life

[eerie-asterisks]

ah yes slime rancher the super fun game where you raise cute, bouncy slimes on your ranch and explore the beautiful planet you find yourself on but dont jump in the ocean or you die and also you must carry a full tank for water with you at all times lest you risk getting eaten by the black goo creatures that are actually mutated slimes and multiply exponentially by eating other slimes and can only be stopped by killing them with water, throwing them into the ocean or burning them alive and also their favourite food is people

#i love slime rancher but if you think about it too hard it is a little bit fucked up sometimes #sol speakz #slime rancher

[shimdta]

URL song spelling game! Thank you @bunlux for tagging me!

Setting Sail, Coming Home - Darren Korb

Heir of Grief - Seth Peelle, Toby Fox, Malcolm Brown, and Joren De Bruin

Into the Unkown - The Blasting Company

Metamorphosis - Penny Parker

Data & Picard - Pogo

Tot Musica - Ado

Answers - Nobou Uematsu

let me see if i can find anyone to tag @pinkglitteringdemondildos, @isayoldbean, @tangyaura, @banana-babies, @hollis-exe feel free to do it or not if i saw you on my activity recently i targeted you

#I had a lot of options for s but i had to include something from darren korb from supergiant games they know how to make a fucking game #and he knows how to make good music like listen to anything from any of their games fr #yeah im putting myself on blast as a stupid nerd with the second one i do have homestuck music on my playlist honestly there #is so much music if there isnt something you like from all of the albums your lying #i cant help but like sound tracks from things okay also i like to sing along sometimes and like his voice ough #i cant use songs that start with a or the because itll kill me and i like some songs more or less from the album metamorphosis is from but #like it and its very trans tm and i need more music that is explicitly that #i had a lot of options for d but this one is so silly and i also sing along to this one and also watch the music video its really well made #i had too many options for t plus all the the songs but i added tot musica recently she has a really good range as a vocalist and no i #havent watch the one piece movie this song is from #a is from a video game and i just got feelings about it but i also almost broke the rules and put 1000 light years away from slime rancher #even though its not an a it was on top when i alphabetized my playlist and i was so tempted #im realizing my playlists are missing a lot of music i need to fix that #ted talked #tag game #music

[anaalnathrakhs]

i don’t know what it is with me and video games but no matter how fun or interesting a game sounds, i almost never boot it up and even when i do i play like thirty minutes and then give up.

like i guess it’s because i’m a internet-addicted little gremlin and the second i open an browser i have a System to get me five different kinds of doomscrolling on hand at once, so unlike irl hobbies that i can do away from the computer or in tandem with my doomscrolling of choice today, i need to have my cozy usual setup just a tiiiny bit out of reach but avoid using it to focus on my game.

i don’t usually have that problem with games on my phone or handheld consoles back when i had one of those, but also i’m careful to pick games that aren’t disturbed by me watching a video at the same time, like wordless brain puzzles or pokemon hunting yknow, if the game starts a story segment or ambiance is important i play that on its own, away from distractions.

even when i play flash games on the computer while watching a video, i feel like i switch back and forth still pretty often. and even when i play a “proper” game with friends and focus on it for a couple hours, i can tell it wears me down and at the end all i can think about it the skin-crawling need to go listen to music really loud and scroll social media for two hours, even though that’s also because of the socialization aspect.

but switching back and forth between a solo game and my usual setup isn’t really an option cuz my computer struggles with it depending on the game, and also even if i did find something on my phone that could fill that role, most computer games are still more involved than mobile games that i can play while doing something else. i wouldn’t want to take away from the experience of a game bc my stupid brain needs to also be doing sudoku and listening to 2000′s pop at the same time. because honestly i kinda already do that when i watch movies and series. which i feel somewhat conflicted about. but that might mean there’s just yknow, no way to get over it, at least in my current circumstances.

#i'm watching a video on how roguelikes are constructed #and i really makes me want to take out my wallet and get myself hades or that one spaceship game that my cousins were really into #when i was a kid #but like #what's the point in buying a game i'll play for two hours #no matter how fun and interesting and compelling it is #i'm already neglecting my darkwood save file.... #quitting papers please timelines in the middle so i no longer remember what kind of run i was trying to do #procrastinating on getting to the story ending in slime rancher bc i'm afraid to not have 100%ed everything else beforehand #sorry to my dear friend who gifted me autonauts several years ago i still haven't gotten past the tutorial #for my defense i told you that just because i liked the free alpha it didn't mean you had to buy the full game for me #broadcasting my misery #i'm putting that in the nd tag fuck it #why i could have adhd #time management is hard #especially hobby time management

[iridescentis]

I was going through my old S2 reactions and man I'm sad about lutteo again

I think for the most part as far as I can tell, the general consensus is dislike over here, but I was really rooting for them and it just makes me so sad that the drama ruined that for me! their cute moments were so strong I loved them a lot but after finishing the show and looking back it just wasn't healthy at all and that just makes me sad

Idk I just, as I've said before, I feel the same way about them as I do with quite a lot of TV relationships, like Cory and Topanga or Maddie and Diggie - in theory it's cute and the scene writing for their happy moments is good, but it just isn't sustainable or healthy for either of them

#it hurts my heart so much #HOW CAN THEY DO THAT #literally all of my reactions im so happy for them #but now i just can't ship them because looking back it just isn't good for either of them #i hate when writers have to fuck up relationships just to keep the plot interesting #GIVE ONE OF THE OTHER CHARACTERS A MORE INTERESTING LOVE STORY #like jazmín perhaps?? #obviously i wouldn't really be into it bc jam is the only natural ship for jim #but im surprised she didn't really have much after nico #there is all sorts of stuff you can do #just let your main ship be HAPPY and have HEALTHY CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT #hey now i kinda want to rewatch liv and maddie #slime rancher 2 is out and i always do both at the same time #hmmm maybe #soy luna

[down-thedrain]

oh heavens the cesars are plentiful

#posts in a drainage system #I DREW THESE LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO BUT I FORGOT TO UPLOAD THEM OOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!! #anyways i drew almost all of these in one sitting can you tell #DEFINITELY reworking streamer cesar's design cuz wtf is that.......... this was my first time drawing him be nice to me LMFAOOOOOO #also yes i know phase 1 tmcblr ce's hand is backwards DON'T REMIND ME !! #violet got cut off but i've drawn him b4 so it's okay #ALSO THE VALUES AREN'T RIGHT FOR MOST OF THESE I'M SORRY I GOT LAZY but all of them have the same hair and skin color so #gotta draw sr cesar again for sure i rlly like how his design turned out........... fuck i'm rambling okay BYE #drained art #tmc slime rancher au #tmc modern au #tmcsc #tmcblr #mandela v2 #sitcom au #<- for categorization purposes

[silverfilledstars]

Pelipper Mail: A D10-shaped object, about the size of a rugby ball. The material is a warm pink in color. It feels like something between a hard rubber and some kind of soft metal, and has the slightest bit of give when squeezed in your hands. A note is attached to the side.

"Hey, here! Have a Pink Plort, a little gift from the Far, Far Range. You can use it to make a bunch of stuff, or even just keep it as a neat little tchotchke."

~ Slime Rancher Anon ♥

Wh .. huh? What in the world is a plort .. it looks .. chewable. Hm. Thanks, I guess. I'll put it on my shelf with the rest of my knickknacks.

#rotomblr #asks #[ I FUCKING LOVE SLIME RANCHER THANK YOU!!!!!! I LOVE PLORT ]

[spark-circuit]

cons of trying out my VR headset again after so long: having to double check all my components still work, reinstalling some games, feeling slight motion sickness due to getting used to the effects of VR again, etc

pros of trying out my VR headset again after so long: i get to see my boy my baby boy Ruben the Boom Hunter Largo again in VR he’s my baby aaaaaaaaaa

(old photo because the game CRASHED when i was figuring out what the VR screenshot key-bind was)

#let me tell you nothing - NOTHING - beats seeing your favourite slimes in VR #also i actually ran into a fucking lucky slime of all things in the VR demo! i didn't know that was possible! #i couldn't screenshot it in time though :( #slime rancher #slime rancher vr #spark's slime rancher adventures #spark talks about nothing of relevance #love is stored in the funny exploding slime

[bonetrousledbones]

WELL i was gonna do somethin for my bday but instead i seem to have tripped and accidentally played slime rancher 2 for like a solid five hours instead

#trousled rambles #not undertale #thank you for the happy birthdays!!!!!!!!!!! i have been too slimed to notice them lmao #its . its a good game #early access but i have yet to encounter a single bug :> #what i think is funny is i used to rlly not see the appeal of slime rancher i thought it wouldnt rlly appeal to me #now im playing it and im fucking obsessed they're just little guys!!!!!!!! just little slime dudes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #and now it is 2am and i have to say goodbye to them but i hope they know i wouold die for them ok goodnight

[mumboyumbo]

GRIAN as MOCHI MILES - (Slime Rancher AU) 

biography and slime design below!

Grian lives alone in a Manor nearby Nimble Valley. He owns his own company in Nimble Valley, the home to the Pesky Slimes. These slimes are fast and have wings of their own with red, blue and yellow colorations. They have an official name, yeah, but Grian, as the only Rancher in the Far, Far Range that works with these slimes, (as they’re only native to Nimble Valley) has managed to spread the nickname around to the others living around. 

He harvests the energy produced by these slimes in the form of their Plorts. He works with off-world Iskall, a very skilled mechanic, under the company name Sahara. When one Mumbo Jumbo moves to thr Far, Far Range, Grian occasionally hires him to help run the workings in Nimble Valley in exchange for Ranch upgrades and insights into the Plort Market. Not much is known about the people who buy the Pesky Plorts, and Grian on multiple occasions has stated, “Iskall said they aren’t very useful. They’re pretty, but haven’t got much else going for them.”

Grian’s vacpack is made to look like the same wings that the Pesky Slimes have, as he’s taken quite a liking to the slimes. These slimes chirp and sing and stay in groups. 

#grian #slime rancher au #yes this is a trafficsmp au YES im bringing the sahara and iskall. fuck you its my au i get to choose what characters are included #reblogs > likes #traffic smp #iskall85 #mumbo jumbo #<- cos theyre mentioned #connor.png

[ducciekyle]

bro i stg

why is it that during during finals which was pretty stressful i was fine.

but when im playing fucking slime rancher, my tics start to act up

SLIME RANCHER IS ONE OF THE MOST RELAXING GAMES, SO WHY AM I DOING SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS TO ME WHEN IM STRESSED OR TRIGGERED AHHHHHHH

sorry im just so confused

#please help #i just wanna play slime rancher without hitting myself or aggressively saying nya or fuck you #motor tics #vocal tics #tics and tourettes

[duskgryphon]

started playing slime rancher last week so here’s art from that :]

#started playing slime rancher i say like i don't have about 17 hours in it #it's like minecraft but worse because it's so fucking good #i have almost 600 hours in minecraft over the past year can't wait to see how many i have in sr in the next year 👍 #i am this close to reviving the glass desert i am so scared of whatever the fuck that last area is hobson what. HOBSON WHAT #ohhhh you have no idea how much i love the npcs and the slimes and chickens and THIS FUCKING GAME #autism momence for fucking real #i finally went and did viktor's thing though so we'll see how the slime #slimeulation goes #glitch slime you are the last beast i need come here come here #okay i'm done for now :] #art #gryph.png #slime rancher

[vagabonds-art]

DAY 12: PRIMORDY OIL:

To whoever came up with mechanic in game:

You’re a genius.

Slime Rancher sketchtober --> (x) 

#slime rancher #slimetober #sketchtober #fan art #You have no idea how happy I was to discover these little spouts give resources. #Fucking genius!