#when i was a kid

[rorygilmoreh4ter]

genuinely had to put the book down and laugh for a second this was so unnecessarily funny at 4 am

#AND THEN RICHARD WITH HIS #when i was a kid #😭😭 #it’s funny how the same could be said to charles #so unserious #the secret history #henry winter #charles macaulay #richard papen #donna tartt

[sourtomatola]

Candy factory Lore post!!

Sun:

Main flavors: Butterscotch, mint and lemon

Candy types: hard candies (particularly old fashioned candy) butterscotch glass candy ray's, strawberry bon-bon buttons, ribbon candy ruffles, Loli eyes (not lolipop, just loli) SUNNYDROP bells

Moon:

Main flavors: blue razzberry, liquorice, spearmint

Candy types: Soft candies such as black liquorice hat, creamy gummy ruffles, gumdrop buttons, M&M eyes, MOONDROP bells

Both have sour gummy pant's, mint disk cheeks, Mint neck polls, and outer shells made of hard candy.

LORE

They both live in the Fazbear confection factory, along with many other living candy beings. During the day, they pose for tourists. People can come in, to see these unique sentient candy creatures in the environment provided by the company. Almost like a candy creature Zoo.

The candy they shed have special abilities. Depending the type they drop, they could have a sleepy affect, high energy, a happy feeling, a warm feeling, a cooling feeling, ext. To regain the candy these beings shed, they are fed a pure sugar diet, and their shells will harden quickly withing a couple hours. If they were fed fruit, their shells wouldn't harden/form as fast, but the next shedding would have more nutrition.

The company owner, that good old candy magician, William Wonka* (renamed for branding purposes) introduces them and assures to have their conservational efforts at the height of the company's value. The tours often run late, more often running till about midnight.

Once all the customers have left the building, you'd think it'd be quiet. But as the candy that is shed from these being's is rare and highly valuable, they have rich and elite bidders screaming for it. High class parties aren't worth much without Fazbear candy at each desert table after all.

12 AM, is therefore, Harvest time.

So long as their main skeletal frame is intact by the end of the harvest, they will survive and reform. What amazing resilient creatures they are!

Y/N Info

#Thinking of calling this Evil wonka factory aU #but lets be real #wonka was already kind of Evil #sentient candy au #maybe? #candy zoo au #I'll play around with the AU name #sentient candy #candy animatronics #fnaf moon #moondrop #fnaf sun #sundrop #art #my art #I had to make this au after passively coming up with it to explain why fazbear is the worst in every aU #I have a candy obsession your honor #I was so excited to do all this #when I was a kid #I was so obsessed with candy #if there were pictures of it in a book #I'd just stare at the pictures #current obsession is dutch liquorice #long post #Official name is #Taking candy for a fool

[the-blind-geisha]

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Pg 2 of The King of Boos.

My version of KB is a bit of a something, something. More like a deity, if you will with little trickster children. ♥

#the boo houses always screwed with me #when i was a kid #b/c i thought i was running in circles in some #little pranksters #boos #nintendo boos #king boo #nintendo king boo #luigi's mansion #smb #mario brothers #fanart #artwork #art #king boo fanart #king boo gijinka #comics #the king of boos #comic art #myart #oreana draws

[vodika-vibes]

My brain is going "Commander Cody Groundhogs day AU" so let's see what the Ole Brain Box has in there.

So, Cody goes to sleep at the end of the day (maybe it's the same day the order went out, you know, for funsies) conflicted about the day.

And he wakes up the following morning (what should have been the following morning) back on the Negotiator with General Kenobi talking about the plan to take down the giant fake sith insect.

And Cody's just like, nodding along, because this is clearly some force osik and he's not paid enough for this.

(The joke being that he's not paid at all, of course)

And everything happens like he remembers, and the chip activates for everyone except Cody, who's chip activated the day before.

And Cody watches. Absolutely bewildered, as his reasonable, friendly brothers suddenly become hostile towards General Kenobi and shoot him.

And the next day it happens again.

And again

And again

And on the sixth day he wakes up and the first thing he does is comm Fox and Wolffe (they sometimes have a brain cell and his head hurts and he's tired and he died two times in the last 5 days-)

And he tells them everything.

And they don't believe him

And the next day he does it all over again, only this time he has proof because he can tell them what they're going to say before they say it.

And slowly, somehow, these three men manage to find a way to save the jedi over the course of 12 hours.

#vod'ika rambling #ive only seen groundhogs day once #when i was a kid #and i dont remember any of it #lol

[divorcedwife]

i've been really into golden raisins lately

#my mom used to buy a kilo of golden raisins for me to snack on. as a treat #when i was a kid

[elvenmenace]

When I was younger I believed the Pope was some sort of Magical Being akin to Doctor Who that just regenerates with a different face whenever the time comes and we've been dealing with the same Pope all these years but he changes up his personality to spice it up.

#the pope #when i was a kid #storytime #doctor who #christianity

[devilish-parrot]

when i was younger, i thought dictionary definations were made by 5 people sitting beside eachother nervously in a room and one by one theyd be call into the next room to define the next word untill every word id defined and the dictionary is made

#dictionary #devilish rambles #when i was younger #when i was a kid

[nachosncheezies]

I just saw a post someone saying they're bad at science and idk who needs to hear this but I spent over a decade thinking I was terrible at science when it turned out I just had bad teachers and an unsupportive environment. A few adjustments, like a calculator and a good book with a few flowcharts for remembering some of the more complex maths, and suddenly it turned out I was completely capable. Work ethic can make up for a lot and mentors who won't write you off as too dumb are out there, so if science or science-adjacent subjects interest you please don't give up on yourself before you find those people.

#even if you only take them up as a hobby. curiosity is a gift and too many of us allow other people's expectations to beat it out of us #i would've saved a lot of time and money being miserable and pursuing the wrong degree if someone had encouraged my interests and potential #when i was a kid #instead of saying 'but you're so much better at x/why don't you pursue that/some people just aren't smart enough' etc #nachos thoughts #you may try it and find it's actually really not for you! that's okay too. just try not to talk yourself out of even trying it first

[theereina]

I remember being a child who dreamed of nothing more than being a fashion designer. Where did that little girl go? She was so creative and adventurous.

#dream life #when i was a kid

[twelfth-doctors-browser-history]

A lengthy list of all the dumb shit I thought about Doctor Who while under the age of 7 before I gave a flying fuck about the show or understood a single thing about it:

The Doctor was the evil one (I knew nothing about the plot or anyone in it) I just found him spooky

David Tennant and Matt Smith were the same person (look I had serious issues with recognising faces and still do but not that badly)

I rejected the offer to go to the Doctor Who Experience (I hate myself so much)

“Doctor Who has wet hair” - me at like 5/6 when 11 started wearing lots of hair gel

His name is actually Doctor Who (but everyone thinks that to begin with)

Tbh I thought Matt Smith had been the only Doctor since 1963

The theme music always banged though

Go back and tell the little twerp that in ten years she owns a Doctor Who account on every social media platform under the sun and that the EVIL raggedy man is the only thing keeping me from going insane and also my whole personality

#doctor who #when i was a kid #I was so unbelievably stupid when I was 5 #eleventh doctor

[albino-whumpee]

Kinda want an android whumpee that has its circuits so messed up they can no longer properly identify their surroundings. They´re aware they´re a robot, but the outside world is a mess of numbers and complicated visual glitches that mess up with their recognition system. 

So, when they meet a group coming by their abandoned base, maybe in a post apocalyptic setting, they do their best to gather food for their guests. They´re so happy to have humans to serve and talk to after so long. They respect their cooling down time that can be long and disorienting, despite having their trusty (its not even working) clock and even give it maintenance. Tho, it´s a little useless when there´s no pieces left for them.

They´re so far gone they dont notice the “human” group isn´t but stray androids. They accept their food and hide it away when they´re not looking. 

An android´s emotions are artificial, but the other androids don´t think its right to break their fragile reality. They dont want to even when the android uses its last energy resources to fix the clock. 

They leave them there, kneeling in front of the giant ticking clock. A triumphant smile on their face and their eyes halfway closed, as if lost in a wonderful dream.

#android giving androids food because they mistook them for humans #yes please let me cry #funny how this came out of thinking about how #when i was a kid #i thought i was an android #that my family plugged up at night to charge #and was scared they would forget someday #and i would never wake up #then i find that very enticing #what a wonderful way to die #lmao #android whump #whump #angst

[ms-moonlight-inn]

Weekly Tag Wednesday!

Thanks for the tag @mybrainismelted & @deathclassic & @jrooc

And apparently we have @energievie to thank for this week's tag game? 😍🥰 Hello, precious! Last day of January, indeed.

Name: the sleepy bitch that lives under a bridge

Age: Proud Gen X'er

Location: Ontario, Canada

And now, think about your childhood and tell me:

Did you have a nickname and is it still used? Ugh, yeah. 😶 It's the Spanish word for tick, because when I was little I could not pronounce my name correctly and it sounded like "chinche." Naturally, everybody started calling me that. My mom still calls me by this name every once in a while when she's trying to be cute. Hashtag mood.

What did you want to be when you’d grow up? A psychologist or a teacher.

Your favourite cartoon: @mybrainismelted I remember The Snorks! Okay, I used to watch so much Saturday morning cartoons that I do not have a favorite. But I do recall Animaniacs fondly.

Your favourite TV show: There used to be this old show called Benson that I used to love.

Your favourite book: Oh my god! Growing up I was all about the Judy Blum and the Jackie Collins . 😂 And basically now you guys know why my writing goes from family dynamics to pure smut and basically nothing in-between. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

Your favourite toy: I have a stuffed rabbit that's still with me to this day though I don't use them anymore .

Your favourite thing to eat: I used to be a fiend for fruit pies or Mexican sweet bread.

Your favourite school subject: English. Put me in the room with a bunch of books and I'm a happy person.

How did you spend your summers? Sweltering hot summers sitting on the sidewalk and complaining that there's nothing to do. Those were the best days ever!

Did you listen to music? If yes, did you have a favourite band/artist? I grew up with music all around me. I lived in a smaller apartment complex and there was always music coming out of people's windows. I grew up listening to all kinds of different music so I cannot say that I had one particular band that I loved as my favorite. But I always did. Tend to listen to Prince a lot.

And lastly, tell me something you did as a kid that your parents still don’t know about: Oh god that's easy. Playing grab ass with the neighbor kids. 😆

Tagging @notherenewjersey & @stillbeatingheart bc these are funny questions, with absolutely no pressure to play. 😍🥰

#tagged #tag gane #when i was a kid

[renegadewoman]

I just had a crazy idea.

I’ve been wanting to get rid of my couch and tv … honestly since the moment I moved into my apartment.

BUT

What if I did that and then turned my living room into a micro yoga studio lol.

And I’d get one of those foam sectional couches that can be stacked up and put away…

#when I was a kid #a lot of my friends were Arab #and they had these foam couches #that I was absolutely obsessed w #core memory just unlocked lol

[citronavalkiro]

I remember when I was a kid I thought nostalgia was a type of illness. If it was an illness I would probably be dead by now

#childhood #when i was younger #when i was a kid #nostalgia #nostalgic #nostaligiacore

[anaalnathrakhs]

i don’t know what it is with me and video games but no matter how fun or interesting a game sounds, i almost never boot it up and even when i do i play like thirty minutes and then give up.

like i guess it’s because i’m a internet-addicted little gremlin and the second i open an browser i have a System to get me five different kinds of doomscrolling on hand at once, so unlike irl hobbies that i can do away from the computer or in tandem with my doomscrolling of choice today, i need to have my cozy usual setup just a tiiiny bit out of reach but avoid using it to focus on my game.

i don’t usually have that problem with games on my phone or handheld consoles back when i had one of those, but also i’m careful to pick games that aren’t disturbed by me watching a video at the same time, like wordless brain puzzles or pokemon hunting yknow, if the game starts a story segment or ambiance is important i play that on its own, away from distractions.

even when i play flash games on the computer while watching a video, i feel like i switch back and forth still pretty often. and even when i play a “proper” game with friends and focus on it for a couple hours, i can tell it wears me down and at the end all i can think about it the skin-crawling need to go listen to music really loud and scroll social media for two hours, even though that’s also because of the socialization aspect.

but switching back and forth between a solo game and my usual setup isn’t really an option cuz my computer struggles with it depending on the game, and also even if i did find something on my phone that could fill that role, most computer games are still more involved than mobile games that i can play while doing something else. i wouldn’t want to take away from the experience of a game bc my stupid brain needs to also be doing sudoku and listening to 2000′s pop at the same time. because honestly i kinda already do that when i watch movies and series. which i feel somewhat conflicted about. but that might mean there’s just yknow, no way to get over it, at least in my current circumstances.

#i'm watching a video on how roguelikes are constructed #and i really makes me want to take out my wallet and get myself hades or that one spaceship game that my cousins were really into #when i was a kid #but like #what's the point in buying a game i'll play for two hours #no matter how fun and interesting and compelling it is #i'm already neglecting my darkwood save file.... #quitting papers please timelines in the middle so i no longer remember what kind of run i was trying to do #procrastinating on getting to the story ending in slime rancher bc i'm afraid to not have 100%ed everything else beforehand #sorry to my dear friend who gifted me autonauts several years ago i still haven't gotten past the tutorial #for my defense i told you that just because i liked the free alpha it didn't mean you had to buy the full game for me #broadcasting my misery #i'm putting that in the nd tag fuck it #why i could have adhd #time management is hard #especially hobby time management

[a-gremlin-for-my-thoughts]

When did it end? All the enjoyment

I'm sad again, don't tell my boyfriend

It's not what he's made for

What was I made for?

#billie eilish #barbie #it hits so hard #when i was a kid #i had so much fun #drawing #i had so much creativity #i was sure about my future #but now?