#forreal tho why is the dubbing so bad lol

[taramaclaywasaterf]

In case anyone wants to know how aggressively, stubbornly, willfully ignorant conservatives are, and how much they'll absolutely refuse to engage with anything outside of white American bullshit, my father has now essentially forced me to watch Squid Game for the third time, but this time in the stupid English dub, simply because he ran out of excuses not to watch it and decided to now go with "oh I heard the English dub is bad, and I don't feel like reading sub titles because I'm lazy as fuck, even though I have closed captioning on 24/7 anyway because I'm deaf as a fucking doorknob but refuse to admit it so I never go to the doctor to get hearing aids SO ITS NOT EVEN LIKE I WOULD BE ABLE TO HEAR THE GODDAMN ACTORS SPEAKING IN KOREAN ANYWAY."

So I told him that if I- someone who is universally known to hate dubs and love subtitles- can make it through the entire show with the English dub on, he'd have to watch it too, because goddamnit I can be stubborn, too!!! .....so, ok, he hasnt ~forced~ me to watch it in English, per se, but this is the fucking hill I'm gonna die on, ok? I'm making him either admit he doesnt wanna watch it simply because its a Korean show and he's a racist piece of shit, or force him to suck it the fuck up and watch it.

He LOVES the Battle Royale trope, by the way. Its one of his favorite genres of books/movies. The literal only goddamn reason he's not watching it is because its South Korean, and I saw him ranting on Facebook about how "The Asians(TM)" are tryna "infiltrate our media" and "recruit and brainwash white American children" with K-pop and media like Squid Game..."BRAINWASH" THE AMERICAN YOUTH TO DO WHAT, FATHER? LISTEN TO OVERLY CUTSEY POP MUSIC? "RECRUIT" US TO DO WHAT? HATE THE RICH? NEWFLASH, ASSHOLE, WE ALREADY DO BOTH THOSE THINGS.

So yeah. This is the hill I'm dying on. I'm watching this fucking show for the third time. I'm suffering through the literal worst English dubbing I've ever heard. And I WILL get this man to watch it. And then I shall sit back and soak in the glory as he comes crawling to me a month from now to admit how good of a goddamn show it is. Until then, wish me luck that my ears wont start bleeding lol

#squid game #forreal tho why is the dubbing so bad lol #like seriously why do they sound like california frat bros ??? #netflix why did you hire these voice actors ???!!! #i get that yall shot this during the pandemic so maybe it was difficult but COME ON !!! #also i really dont wanna watch my girl sae byeok die again lol i dont think my heart can handle it #holy fuck i love that woman lol #wait i think this is the first time i've spoken about squid game on here ?? #sooo uhh yeahhh... in case any of you were wondering my opinion on it... i thought it was dope lol #set design / lighting / graphics / costumes /etc. were fucking next level fantastic #hated the ending but i can see what they were going for and i can appreciate the intent -if that makes sense? #idk i thought it was really good tbh #does it deserve the hype? i dont think anything can possibly live up to the hype it got #but it was still a very well done show with fantastic acting directing and design #and ever time i've watched it i've picked up something new that i'd previously missed #so yeah i'd say its pretty fucking great lol #and yeah i'm fucking in love with sae byeok just like every other dyke who watched the show lmao

[sharpieismywarpaint]

3, 5, 8, 11, 21, 30, 41, 49!!! (hope u don’t mind all da #s, i wuv ur blog sm >~

WAHHHH that is soooooo good to hear!! OMFG i loaf answering questions don’t worrey about it, they are liek, chicken soup for my chatterbox soul LOL

3. Fringes or Coontails?

ERMAGERD thats a hard 1… I think I wuld say coontails cuz they r the perf addition to any other hairstyle and the stripez r so kewl.. its DIVERSE!

5. Gloomy bear or Hello Kitty?

decisions decisions… 2 B honest I did not kno of gloomy bear until a while ago and hello kitty is a pretty prevalent part of sum kids childhoods but teh fact that gloomy bear is essentially an antithesis against the swarm of tame famileh frendly animal mascots is rlly dope 2 me… FITE THE SYSTEM GLOOMY XD

8. Have you watched Invader Zim? If so, who’s your favourite character?

YES oh my gaga have I told yu guys that teh invader zim/revenge msi animation i sed I wuz gonna do is in progress rn!? I’m so excited 2 show it 2 u guyz when it’s done!!!! mi favorite character is dib bcuz we share an interest in conspiracy paranormal bullshitt or sumthing wut wuuuuut. NO mom i will NOT take off my tin foil hat at the dinner table god.

11. Have you played Gaia?

Oh gosh maybe 1 time when I wuz 10 but the controls were far 2 confusing 4 me DX don’t take my word 4 it though around the same age I dabbled in neopetting & I was liek nothing is even freaking working this game is overrated!!! :/ but my computer didn’t even have flash turned on LAWL I wuz a dumb kid o(@~@)o

i had a frend who used 2 play gaia so it wasn’t impossible 4 me to learn teh ropes but this wuz during that precious (NOT!!!) time were every1 was calling each other gaiafags and I wuz like…. commence slowly walking backwards XD

21. Do you watch Anime?

ok I watch it in the sense that like, I have stuck a pin in a million animes being liek ONE day i will watch u pinky promise okay ONE OF DESE DAYS. I liked watching nge, elfen lied, perfect blue, osomatsu, and serial experiments lain a lot… do sonic x, my life me, code lyoko, & other psuedo animes count?? I had way 2 many boners for fake anime shit growing up. I also had this super intense lucky star phase when I wuz 12 too liek I did not shut up on facebook about it i swear a golden star sticker to every1 who stuck through everytime I updated my status to ‘KONATA RULEZ’ forreal. I also really like pretty cure max heart 2 this day, I watched the korean dub alllll the time as a baby. I also watched a ton of crayon shin chan even though it’s liek, explicitly not 4 kids :O

Animes that I actually plan on watching r paranoia agent, flcl, shadow star narutaru, and armitage III. Apparently shadow star is this show thats specifically made 2 look like the digimon/pokemon/wutevermon style but it actually gets really disturbing and gorey later on… it was written by the cereal experiments lain guy!!

30. Do you like Furbies?

O i didn’t rlly tap into the furby craze when it was still alive and thriving so i never had one for myself… they sound soo cute as a concept but i remember this time where this kid brought her furby on teh school bus and it got shook up 2 much and it basically got furby rabies!??!??! liek it was foaming at teh beak and its eyes were rolling around and making a noize like HNNGFNFGRF so ya kinda crazy in action … don’t get meh started on i-dogs tho !!

41. Have you ever played Imvu?

Yes 4 a short time but not 4 teh conventional reason. My OTHER not gaia frend had an account when we were 14 so we messed aroond on it & wuld tell peeples really randum stuff like baby, why won’t u answer meh calls!?!? or do you have a minute to let the lord jesus christ into your heart?? or BEYONCE!!!! CAN I GET UR AUTOGRAPH OMFG!!! and basicaleh just harass them & follow them aroundd eep. We were bad to the bone O.o

49. Do you like Sparkle Dogs?

YES!!!!!!! Sparkle dawgs 4 lyfe!!! One tiem when i wuz like 11 I made a sparkledog and posted it on deviantart and it TOTALLY got put onto that anti-sparkledogs livejournal page haha! Fuck you gaiz!!! But still. Sparkledogs 5ever 2019, united we stand!!

#asks #f slur