#first blue period now a t-shirt and some goddamn underwear

[doodlboy]

Every year

#every year mom asks for a Christmas list and every year she picks it apart and gives me shit abt every single item on ot #it* #i put boxers on there from a specific brand #she goes through the website of said brand which specializes in underwear and goes “eww this looks dirty why would you want anything here??” #and underwear brand #with models that just fucking- stand there modeling the underwear #or pose together cutely #is somehow dirty #or i put a grifters bone shirt on there bc ive been wanting it for a while #she goes through the rusty quill shop and starts fucking interrogating me on what it is and who makes this “shit” #and saying everything is weird and creepy and i should look at the rest of their store 2 “know what kind of creep you're getting stuff from” #like she's actively starting fucking fights and its pissing me off #first blue period now a t-shirt and some goddamn underwear #she lost her shit when she went on etsy 1 time and saw a sticker of the markiplier jesus meme #im so sick of this shit #what does she want me to put on there “extra long bible with glittery highlighters 4 my favowite passages =^-^=”????? #like fuck off #just get the shit on my list and leave me alone or I'll just buy it myself #im 20 #im allowed to consume whatever the fuck i want #rant #rant in tags #elliot rambles