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Months later and she's FINALLY finished lol
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ghalind · 1 year
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Both are naked and covered in oil, who's winning the twerk-off?
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hisclockworkservants · 3 months
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SCP-3125 Concept
Cosmic Starfish...
Fifthist Hub by faminepulse: http://scp-wiki.net/fifthist-hub
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the-metaphysician · 1 year
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SCP-6405: Shine, shine my Fallen Star
Finally got around to posting my old Fifthist SCP that got deleted years back. Not too long a read. https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6405
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today is may 5th please keep your neighborhood fifthists in mind 🙏 look up to the stars and consider the truth of their world and look into your heart to accept it
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fallow-grove · 11 months
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ah fuck you got fifthists in your inbox. just ignore them
fifthists? whats fifthists?
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tagged by @wnyxnewsradio to post my big four color palette from this twitter thread
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love the subtle virgo sun drag yas drab grey
tagging @frankensteinsmuppet @loustatgf @horrorofdracula @shehers and @fifthist
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5 leaf clover. 7000 is a fifthist skip now fuck you
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bigtits4jesus · 9 hours
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chatlog, 9AM, fifthism, pataphysics
ok listen. it's simple. 4th dimension is "time", but "time" is entropy
when time is stopped, entropy doesn't happen, right?
when things stop moving, they get colder, so theoretically, if the entire universe froze to 0K, everything would just be still
nothing could move, it'd be an eternal freeze-frame that you could only perceive from the outside
because if you're inside, time would stand still
and you would stand still too
neurons wouldn't be firing, current wouldn't travel
and so that means
if a 4D "slice" viewed from the 5th dimension
same way as we see a 2D "slice" from our 3D perspective
that would just be a snapshot of time
and the entire 4th dimension of the universe would be the timeline as defined by entropy
BUT
as we know from quantum theory
entropy is decay and decay is random
right?
so that must be the 5th dimension
randomness
all possibilities are within the 5th dimension
which is why it's magic
a 5D "slice" would be all possible timelines as defined by entropic sequences
so if you were a 5th dimensional creature you would be omnipotent within our understanding of the world right now
because the thing we least understand is causality
why do random things happen
and the starfish knows
and we don't
and that's the scary part with gods
is that they know something we just CAN'T know
we CAN'T see beyond
does that make sense?
aha
i think about this stuff
a lot...
to cope
and honestly
when i have a psychotic break
it's like i'm trying to fight entropy right?
i don't want to die
so i try to predict
using statistical probability
if i affect entropy in this way by doing this thing
what will happen as a reaction?
and that's what i think makes fifthists scary
is that they see all possibilities through the starfish
but those are different "timelines"
again, square pegs
if the starfish wanted to show us something
it'd be like us drawing a world of flat 2D figures
and then drawing something that's a representation of a 3D figure
ygwim?
like the
fuckin
horse
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this is what i mean
it's like you would see possibilities mashed together
and arranged in a weird fucking way
so like yes this entire thing is "horse" but that is not a real horse that is a child's drawing
because the starfish made it for us
but it wasn't that good at drawing
because it exists above causality
ya get?
so it's ectoentropic
i.e. it can control entropy
in a limited sense
if we're using the drawing metaphor
which is the easiest one to understand for me personally
so this is like
the same idea as swann's proposal
and pataphysics in general
the starfish is an "author-entity"
in that it has control over the "narrative" i.e. can affect entropy
8008 is i think one of the best examples of this
if you haven't read it yet i suggest you go read it posthaste
because it's what happens when an omnipotent entity is a complete fucking idiot
and i think that's the fun thing about fifthism
of course it doesn't understand us. it doesn't have to. do you understand how a pillbug feels? no you don't. do you think the sun cares about your feelings? fuck no
something powerful beyond our understanding doing shit like the starfish is, to me, the same as a child building a sandcastle or doing a crayon drawing
we are the paper, the canvas, whatever
and it just doesn't even see us as whole. we're just a constituent part of its existence
humans are like a natural law and it doesn't even notice us enough to care
which is why people get stepped on
and squished
like a snail gets stepped on
or a jellyfish gets beached
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starlitsunday · 2 months
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at some point i need to write the scp iteration of these guys' story out
krita (L) is a fey-blooded former antimemetics researcher who got too close to a very charming fifthist cult leader and ended up with an scp number himself because now there's existential scar tissue from 3125 stuck in his head. the cat ears come later
"lang" (R) is an agent trying to track down where a bunch of foundation resources keep inexplicably going. he's just a chill funny kind of guy. he was trained by clef who found him in the bowels of yellowstone fsr?
sunny (i need to draw this version of them) is the researcher assigned to krita, and a serpent's hand mole. and possibly an angel of the lord, kind of
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whistl-stahp · 8 months
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if i had a nickel for every article with a gaw member that was a fifthist but not in an evil way or anything they were just kind of Openly Members of the evil alien hivemind control cult with no explanation. id have 2 nickels
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sistersorrow · 10 months
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If I was an artist I'd make cute watercolours of cats and also the kind of art youd expect in a Fifthist take on the Book of Ezekiel
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darkhopping · 1 year
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fifthist win
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hisclockworkservants · 2 months
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SCP-3125 Design
Wasn't so sure about the design but it looks great with colors!
Fifthist Hub by faminepulse: http://scp-wiki.net/fifthist-hub
SCP-3125 - The Escapee by qntm: https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3125
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justdreamsandmusic · 2 years
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“Does The Black Moon Howl?” - A Nobody of a Miracle Worker
“Only When The 1. Onyx’obsidian Platinum’Phumite World Rises On The Day of Black Sun because you were not meant to Destroy The Green Sun, Yet Create It. UVVe Rise As WAN vhen the 2. Blue ACSXian Moon sings Tonally with the 3. Jrade’Threal Moon keying in duet as the 4. Blood & 5. Red Moons are in concert & the 6. Gold, 7. Yellow, 8. Orange & FGLROLD Gaeia’Luna’Theiast Eileens with Mon’ouse 4 the purposes of Fifthists & Faithists destroying the Planet of 9 Hands, ONLY’VEN. For a daughter of a Lily, at least.” - Heir to God Killer, “Dear ____.”
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i've been kicking around the idea of a group of fifthist minecraft streamers for ages too but i don't know how to even begin making it a reality. it appeals to me for so many reasons. like,
it's a numerology thing.
if you think of the environment of a video game as a type of reality there are implicit parallels between video game glitches and reality bending. (i also really like the idea of fifthist speedrunners for the same reason; unfortunately i specifically dislike minecraft speedrunning.) i also think because minecraft is so artistically regular you could create some cool imagery by bending its style. i grew up on video game creepypasta.
i'm just really into the idea of fifthist internet celebs - of the intersection between memetics and infohazards and the internet in general. i feel like there's a lot of interesting territory around the ideas of fandom, idolization, and internet personalities and influencers for examination and satire, and the internet is an extraordinary tool of info dissemination (for good or ill).
i like stories where the foundation seems genuinely in trouble, and i want them to contend with 1,000,000 subscribers on twitch.
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