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grittyreadsfic · 3 years
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Do you have any fics that are funny ??
i DO have some fics that are funny!
however fair warning that my sense of humor is an acquired taste so if you read all of these and ask yourself whats wrong with me the answer is i literally branded my online presence around gritty, so
my unicycle has one wheel by mcspot is a fic that genuinely had me in stitches the first time i read it-it's a brock boeser/elias pettersson fic where elias isn't a hockey player, but is a member of the Wiggles
all i ever wanted (was your sweet potato) by bluejayys and meerminne is a connor mcdavid/dylan strome fic that's an absolute gem-both aren't hockey players, but it makes a lot of use of craigslist's missed connections and is a RIOT
side to side by venvephe is a tyson barrie/gabe landeskog au where tyson teaches a spin class ej drags gabe to and it's light and fun and makes me giggle
friday never hesitate by dalmatienne is a jt compher/tyson jost/alexander kerfoot fic that i know i rec all the time but it's honestly such a charming and feel good and has such a fun tone to it
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angelfishofthelord · 3 years
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"i mean, carrying lucifer's kid doesn't seem healthy either, so i think we're a little past that."
"She heaves her body over the bed with a groan. Every pore of her skin feels like a miniature furnace. She doesn’t have the strength to scream. She wishes she could, wishes she had a set of lungs that could strip the glass from the windows with a long, curling howl." 
out of context wip quotes
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al-the-remix · 4 years
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Big fan of your reading recs. Do you have any favourite bennguin fics? Been feeling them with the scf’s lately.
I haven’t integrated myself as deeply into the Seguin/Benn tag as I have with the Sid/Geno, but here’s some stuff from my bookmarks! 
untitled seguin/benn a/b/o ficlette by Rest -- that abo feeding one i’m obsessed with...
back to yours by Rest -- stripper Tyler au 
Laid Back by Rest College/Camboy au
swear it won’t take you long by ladyalysv -- a NoHomo friends to lovers extravaganza, just read this, this is great.  
but every night with us is like a dream by ladyalysv -- abo beta/omega relationship
Boom Clap by snoozingkitten -- spanking *clenches fist*
#risengrind by morphosyntactic -- 5+1 Tyler has a lot thoughts about dicks 
Door to Door by Ferritin4 -- neighbours au, Jamie is a policeman, Tyler is a bartender -- very sweet
Naked and Afraid by makeit_takeit -- Naked and Afraid fusion, i just got so manny laughs, a really fun au 
personal relations by bluejayys -- PR Tyler au 
gonna have to ask about by ferrasie -- Time travel, bodyswap 
Haute Cuisine by elisera -- Incubi Jamie au 
Assist by hatrickane (dandelionwhisky) -- abo 
This Time Next year by Oplopanax (Seguin/Benn is a side parring but if you’re looking for something to occupy your time,,, this is 200K plus 😂)
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tsumeghost · 6 years
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Penguins Rare(-r) Pairs Rec List
I’ve been intending to start putting together Hockey RPF rec lists and never quite getting around to it, but I got off my butt and put this together now since  @pensmonthly has a theme of “Rec Lists” for this month​.
List is sorted roughly by pairing
Both characters in the pairings had to be on the Penguins at some point, and the main focus pairing was not SidGeno
If you want a specific content warning/character check beyond the authors tags, please message me specifically related to a fic, I’m including no warnings here.
Errors, typos, bad links etc - lmk please!
Writ by withershins
Sheary/Scott Wilson name on wrist
Adventures of Conor Sheary, Shadow's Bane by hybryd0
Rust/Sheary fantasy AU
Observations (In Plain Sight) by Moonlark
Kuhnhackl/Sheary hiding in plain sight/”“gal pals”“, fluff
Lek by Anonymous
Dumo/Sheary a/b/o rut
one giant eggplant emoji by Snickfic
Dumo/Sheary a/b/o heat
Nourish by Pennyplainknits
Dumo/Sheary developing relationship/slice of life
Game-Winner by downjune
Dumo/Tanger  team bonding ritualized sex
The Choir Invisible by Ferritin4
Flower/Tanger paranormal investigators au/ghost romance
you're so much more than a memory by wafflehood
Flower/Tanger amnesia
Right Here, Like This by luxover
Sid/Flower post-expansion draft
Aster by myownremedy
Sid/Flower 2015-2016 season
Camouflage by Snickfic
Phil/Sid  leaked sex tape
A Charmed Life by Cloudtrader
Carl/Phil  team-associated luck
Where I Want To Go by jamesbonds
Carl/Phil platonic team bonds and soul bonds
Metropolis by theladyscribe
Carl/Phil hockey android
but baby how we spoon like no one else by bluejayys
Beau/Bortz post trade to the devils
keep on loving you by bluejayys
Beau/Paulie, beau is a barista au
By Bread Alone by uraneia
Beau/Paulie sex fairy accidental marriage magic
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crosbytoews · 6 years
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hockey rpf fic rec
this is an assortment of all the hockey rpf i have bookmarked. it is organized by pairing. if any of this is not your thing that’s valid but i don’t wanna hear it 
these fics are posted on ao3 and most of them are locked so you will need an ao3 account to access them!
obviously i like everything on here but i bolded the urls of my absolute faves
JAMIE BENN/TYLER SEGUIN
Look at the wonderful mess that we made by sherlockelly
A name-on-wrist soulmate AU where being outed by a same-sex name is still newsworthy if you're in professional sports and is a very real concern for some NHL players. Despite the shifting attitudes, no one in the sport has ever come out publicly.
Tyler has always felt relieved that 'Jamie' could be a male or female name, it makes hiding his sexuality a lot easier. Jamie's not been so lucky.
Door to Door by Ferritin4
"Hey," Jamie says, pounding on the door. "Hey, open up!"
The dogs shut up.
"Hi, shit, sorry," says the stupidly fucking gorgeous man who opens the door in a tank top and boxers. "Shit, were the dogs loud? They get really excited when I come home."
"It’s three in the morning," Jamie says. On cue, a dog pokes its head around the corner to the entryway and bounces over to the — to this guy. It’s followed by another, browner dog, and Jamie has a moment of surrealist sleep-deprived horror where he imagines an infinite string of dogs forever bounding gleefully towards —
"I work two jobs. I’m Tyler," Tyler says, extending his hand. "Do you want to come in?"
Well, he’s not doing anything illegal, Jamie thinks, shaking it, because no criminal in the history of crime has ever willingly invited a cop into their house, and there is no one in the city of Dallas who hasn’t pegged Jamie as a cop within six seconds of meeting him.
Stating the Obvious by StormDancer
In which Tyler transfers to Dallas, makes some friends, and has emotions, none of which he's prepared to deal with.
Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin
King and Lionheart by thehoyden
Sidney’s wedding day doesn’t go quite as he’d planned. When he’d bothered to imagine it at all, he’d thought of a nice June wedding in Nova Scotia, outdoors with the sun streaming down. He hadn’t imagined this hurried affair on the tarmac on a rainy and unseasonably cool day in early September, a month after his twenty-fifth birthday.
And Never Been Kissed by thehoyden
Sid didn’t introduce himself in the hallway, and he certainly doesn’t assume that people know who he is. So it would only be polite to thank Malkin again, this time more personally.
He could write him a letter. An email? No, a letter.
There Was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe by Shoshanah-ben-hohim
Amidst rising political tensions between Russia and NATO countries, the KHL and NHL failed to renew their labor agreement this summer. Due to the failed agreement and intense political pressure at home, the Russian NHL players do not return to the NHL.
By March, Geno has played almost a season in Russia, and accepts this is his new reality, no matter how much he misses Sid – until he finds the first child. This sets him and everyone he involves down a dangerous path of international intrigue.
Auston Matthews/Mitch Marner
as long as it's about me by Anonymous 
It takes about the length of their first practice for Toronto media to decide that him and Mitch are best friends. And, like, Auston’s been warned about the press in the city a million times, so he gets it. They want a story. He’d be fine with it, honestly, except for the small issue that Mitch Marner is the most annoying person on the entire planet.
I Never Thought He Wouldn't by MycroftexMachina
Mitch loves people. And usually people love him back. Usually.
we've got each other (and that's a lot) by LottieAnna
“I’m gonna be a groomsman,” Mitch says, then flops dramatically into the chair across from Auston, grabs Auston’s glass of whiskey, and takes a long sip. It burns as it goes down, and he makes a face. “Again.”
JONATHAN TOEWS/PATRICK KANE
don't taze me, bro by staraflur
He doesn’t think Zeus is supposed to have a sword, but their Zeus does. So now Jonny does, because of course he’s in charge. He looks, Patrick is drunk enough to acknowledge, far better than anyone has a right to in a grody old Halloween costume that’s probably soaked up the butt sweat of dozens, if not hundreds, of Theta-presidents past. Jonny wears it, Patrick gets the sword. Win-win.
AKA that time there was a frat AU (of course).
Same Time, Same Place by brutti_ma_buoni
It should be a one-off, an awkward airport first meeting that goes nowhere. But this one goes somewhere. Back to Jonny's, for a start.
It shouldn't go any further, a one-nighter with no strings, and plenty of reasons for Patrick not to go back there. But Patrick won't let it go.
It should be a disaster, a mismatch, a scandal, a shoddy secret regret. But... maybe not?
bring it if you really want it by staraflur
It starts like this:
Well, okay, Patrick has no idea how it actually starts. But as pertains to him (in other words, the important part), it goes a little something like so:
America, being a nation composed in large part of a melting pot of immigrants who may or may not have taken over land already owned by others using less-than-savory means, doesn’t have much of a magical national identity. Much less a magical continental identity. There’s no grand heritage going back thousands of years. Magical families home-schooled all their kids until, like, the 1800’s, and tough for the muggle-born, apparently. Hopefully you got noticed by someone who knew what to do with you before you got burned at the stake. Since you probably can’t control your powers, sport.
Call Me Royal Blue by cupstealer 
He’s always gotten his kicks giving Jonny shit, but never like this. He feels like the first person to combine ice cream and soda—A) in that he has combined two amazing things to make a more amazing thing, and B) in that Jonny is not having it.
Patrick and Jonny haven't been close friends in six years. Nothing a little friendly competition can't fix.
Random Pairings 
Jeff Skinner/Eric Staal
If Heaven’s Hypothetical by impertinence and shoemaster 
Jeff runs away from Toronto and finds himself homeless in Raleigh, where he accidentally starts serving eggs to Eric Staal.
Andrew Ladd/Ryan Kesler
Nothing Worth Knowing by beatperfume and shoemaster
Ryan Kesler hates Andrew Ladd on sight. College AU.
Erik Johnson/Gabriel Landeskog 
A Month of Sundays by Kelfin
Unlike some guys, who freak out when things get even a little bit gay, Erik is fine with this stuff. Erik's not even fazed when Gabe's attempts at flirting with him start to get semi-public, a fact that, by his own judgment, makes him at least five to seven times more tolerant than your average forward-thinking American.
Sidney Crosby/Claude Giroux 
The Battle of Pennsylvania by Robinjay
When they play at Worlds together, Claude Giroux firmly expects a fight to break out. At the very least, he expects derogatory remarks and barely contained fury. Instead of doing any of those things, Sidney Crosby just stares and Claude Giroux loses his damn mind.
In Hours Uncounted by remiges
Claude's grandparents take him to get his first name when he's ten—younger than most people start, but older than his grandparents when they'd had theirs done. His grandmother's skin is threaded red and gold with names, and Claude wants that, wants that sort of history for his own.
Sidney Crosby/Tyler Seguin
All New Kinds of Weather by concinnity and Pennyplainknits
Sidney Crosby, Tyler realizes, has just asked him about hooking up. Sidney fucking Crosby. Tyler blinks at Sid and takes a long drink of water. He has possibly never been as grateful for his slutty reputation as he is in this moment. Because, out of a whole room at least 30% of which would happily give Sid what he’d just, hesitantly, asked for, Sid chose him.
Also there are pancakes.
Alex Galchenyuk/Brendan Gallagher 
ain't never had a love like mine by bluejayys
Anna installs Grindr on his phone while he drives them back to his place, snickering as she fills out his profile.
“In your About Me section I said that you enjoy hockey, can speak three languages, and have been commended by fans for your excellent stick handling,” she says gleefully. Alex wonders when this became his life.
Brent Seabrook/Duncan Keith
Summerboys by stlkrchck
Brent Seabrook has no interest in working at Camp Quaquanantuck the summer before university. Unfortunately, his mom's signed him up, and he has to go. But between a cabin full of campers obsessed with Lady Gaga, a prank war with two other cabins, and his co-counselor Duncan Keith, Brent might just find himself enjoying the summer after all.
Tyson Barrie/Gabriel Landeskog 
Left-Handed Kisses by oflights
The one where Tyson's fooling around with Gabe, already way out of his league, and then finds out he's apparently fooling around with a prince. And he might be a little bit in love with him. It's pretty brutal.
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stupidsexyseguin · 6 years
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what are your rpf fics recs for rule 63 fics? any ship is fine!
a couple of repeats here, just to keep them all together,but these are some of my favourite always-a-girl fics, they’re mainly het, with a real fucking good f/f thrown in the mix.
my head’s not bowed by wonthetradethis is a series of somewhat interconnecting rule!63 fics, they’re all pretty good, but they don’t necessarily have to be read together. my favourites below
that girl is a goddamn problem by wonthetradeMcEichel. (series within a series) in which most things are the same but Jack Eichel is a girl and she and Connor McDavid do a lot of hate fucking turned friends turned lovers.
even as i wander i’m keeping you in sight by wonthetradebennguin. so much angst and pining but it’s all worth it i swear!
and yet i’m still afraid to let it flow by wonthetradedaddy/jordie. jordie challenges daddy to prove dating doesn’t change friendships.
I can’t hold out forever by wonthetradeles gally. brenda should know better think they could keep this to ‘just bros’
can’t hold us by Menacherieanother series! multi-pairings! all of them are great! it includes one of my favourite bennguin rule!63 fics! (warning for k*ne as a rule!63 side character?)
earthquake weather by delightfulalotbennguin. in which jamie and tyler try to make a long distance relationship work. warning for angst but it gets resolved and is over all a delightful piece of work.
Stay by hapakitsunesergei bobrovsky/nick foligno. slow burn pining by a captain for his pretty pretty goalie.
you give me what i need by eberbae (dustyjournal) and everything i want by AlainaCorrigan and remembermyfic for eberbae (dustyjournal)mcdraisaitl. leon and connor have fun with lingerie?
running from the weather by angularmomentumbackstrom/ovechkin. lesbian hockey players in love and fighting the system.
Double A Batteries by sockitupmceichel. jack blows connors mind and is a dick about it, of course.
if not for the first time by rsadellebrioux. five things claude isn’t the first woman to do with danny and one she is.
not a flower on the wall by weathervanemceichel. slowburn and misunderstandings.
from nervous touch and getting drunk by bluejayysles gally. they take things slooooooooow.
not so bulletproof by Euphemiusles gally. pining and angst and slowburn and navigating being an angry woman in the NHL while you also have a definite thing for your best friend
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lottswrites · 7 years
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Recs
For Rusta, who requested my top 5 Marnsthews recs and top 5 McStrome recs. These are just ten fics I love; I can’t rank all the fics I’ve read, I love so many of them. If you’re not on this list I still love you I promise!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just chose 5 that I loved at random from each ship. I definitely forgot, like, some of my favorites, because that’s what happens when someone asks me to choose 5 of my favorites, I’ll forget something I read a while ago and then I get to rethinking and I’m like “wait what about that one” so I just chose the first 5 that came to mind and forced myself to commit to them. 
Marnsthews:
bring it to the top by theundiagnosable everything you could ever want out of fake dating. Hits everything a fake dating fic should. Every line is a gem. I love this fic so much. 
The Inevitable Decline of the No Sad, Big Smile Break-Up Service by luxover college au in the same ‘verse as “Pond Ice and the In Between,” features all of my faves interacting with each other. I read this last night and its just a Great Time™ that references a lot of real-life cuteness. 
as long as it's about me by Anonymous enemies to friends to lovers, again, the kind of fic every pairing should have one of. Does a Really Good Job with it too. 
colours and promises by theworldabouttodawn I mean... it’s just... so fluffy and soft... stuffed animals and snuggles. 
the a-to-z of you and me by capebretons I love this fic so much. If you want to see Auston pine, then this is right up your alley. There’s some sadness and a lot of love. Definitely a worthwhile read. 
McStrome:
gravel to tempo by capebretons angsty boarding school AU which was the first McStrome fic I read. There’s also a Marnsthews sequel! It has a happy ending, but you gotta get emo to get there. Which, like, is the kind of fic I need sometimes. Also, there’s a knitting club.
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas by CheapLemonIceLolly aka the fic with “data jesus,” where no matter what universe we’re in, Connor McDavid needs to be Extra Good™ at everything. Sidney Crosby too, tbh. A fun holiday AU about the temps trying to win an office Christmas decorating competition. Truly, I love it. 
take my heart and take my hand by somehowunbroken a soft d/s au. Dunno if that’s really your thing, but it’s incredibly sweet. Lots of warm and fuzzy feelings about this one. I read it, like, once a week.
all i ever wanted (was your sweet potato) by bluejayys, meerminne in which Dylan sees Connor in a grocery store at 1am and writes an adorable Missed Connection on Craigslist. It spirals. It’s great, wonderful, perfect, I love it.
Princely Reasons by forks I reread this recently and honestly it’s just. Really great. Connor’s a prince, Dylan’s a commoner, they’re roommates (oh my god they were roommates) and man if you want some friends to lovers, this will do it. 
I know you didn’t ask for Mitch/Dylan but it’s a really great pairing and I’m obsessed with it too. hand holding, and other habits of highly effective otters by electrumqueen is a masterpiece. It’s part of a spontaneous animal transformation ‘verse, called i wanna hold your hand, and literally every story in it is great but be special is very near and dear to my heart if you want some WJC2017 feels.
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grittyreadsfic · 3 years
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don't be shy show us the 18 Bennguin fics
you’re very lucky they were sent in whatsapp because i don’t have an apple laptop and it would have been so much more annoying to do if i had to get them from my phone to my computer
also: big himbo energy rn (fitting, since this was brought about by my tyler crisis and he is the himbo blueprint) but i counted wrong and it’s 19
-romantic motherfucking best by lightgetsin: i’ve read this one! it was ages ago so i don’t remember details but i know i loved it and it has my favorite tag (bros with benefits to lovers)
-door to door by ferritin4: i’ve also read this one!! it’s fun i love neighbors and non hockey aus (my first forays into rpf back in my mibba days were aus only because it was a nice way to dip my toes in). they’re both idiots in this and i love that
-look at the wonderful mess we made by sherlockelly: i don’t think i’ve read this one but it’s soulmates so i’m excited to get to it bc a bitch LOVES a good soulmate au
 -something worth bleeding out by dasterdlywords: haven’t read it but it has pining AND families of choice in the tags so i’m excited!!!
-burn our fingers and change our names by linksy: i personally tend to avoid patrick kane in fics (i think everyone needs to figure out their own comfort level with this and if you read fics with him where he’s the focus or background, cool! it’s not for me but we can all consume the media we consume) but i just. love the tyler/jamie fics in this series (and the jordan/taylor and dylan/alex ones) and the way this person writes omegaverse and also!!! the level of miscommunication!!!! a gift!!!
-kinda narrows it down by linksy: this is!!!!!!!!!!! such a rec its like 3k and absolutely perfect
-something good and real and right by  blamefincham, thistidalwave: mmmm i’ve read this and it’s tasty
-things in nature can shatter by mayhem10: i have not read this but it appears to feature my favorite hockey specific trope (sidney crosby mentoring gay hockey players who are dumb and useless) so v excited to read
-off-ice situation by orphan account (rip): idk what this fic is about but the first two paragraphs look fun so 10/10
-personal relations by bluejayys:this characterization of tyler wrecked me in the best way thank u for coming to my ted talk
-carving space by orphan account (rip): i haven’t read this one but i want to!!!!! the summary!!! damn!!
-texas heat by rest: i’m a sucker for fics where one isn’t a hockey player so i do think this one is lovely
-colder weather by inlovewithnight: this is actually one of my favorite career ending injury fics and i’m looking forward to rereading it this weekend so it can hurt my feelings
-faster (series) by lightsgetin: haven’t read it, but it seems horny 
-once more with feelings by spiritsflame: this was on my comfort fic rec list and tbh it’s one of the first hockey fics i read and it makes me feel so many things and usually i hate time loops but this one is perfect so
-all this learning here is by you by nighimpossible: this is what i’m currently reading bc it keeps getting rec’d to me and i still haven’t read it and so far it’s good!!
-the constellations we make by hananobira: very intrigued by this bc i am an astrology bitch 
-i made a tidal wave (just to get close to you) by orphan account (rip): havne’t read it but i am a sucker for college aus (don’t ask me why my college experience was just be getting stressed and coping by sending astrology memes to everyone i knew at 4 am when i should have been studying or asleep)
-kingmaker (series) by elisera: i was told to read this one second so like ask me my thoughts on sunday probably
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grittyreadsfic · 3 years
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hi rec me all the one is a hockey player the other one is not aus you have because it’s my favourite trope besides food aus and like, mistaken indentity
oh hello, i will happy drop some recs for this, i have so many (this got out of hand! there could have been more!)
herb’s electronic series, by mcspot: this is a lovely little series based largely around the preds with three different pairings. it’s also a coffee shop au, featuring the worst barista, and brings me so much joy. there’s a little bit of mistaken identity in there for you, as an extra treat. and honestly? it’s the found family that does it for me
cut to the feeling, by canary: this one is gonna get recommended on my first list (stay tuned, it’s dropping tuesday) but it’s gonna be here, too, because it’s 68k of perfection. tknp where tk teaches gym and nolan has a secret child.  you will experience the full range of  reading this (i sure do, every time) 
we could be magic, by barefootstarz: a fun series where witches are real and they have lil familiars and it has pairings for the flyers, stars, avs, and leafs. if you’re into magic aus, you gotta read these ones. it’s such lovely worldbuilding and you don’t have to read them all (but you really should) as long as you read the first for the pairing
ain’t never had a love like mine, by bluejayys: this is an alex galchenyuk/brendan gallagher fic where alex is a hockey player and brendan isn’t but get this-they match on grindr. this fic has it all, and is such a blessing
thought i knew what i wanted, i never saw you coming, by skyscraperblue: no one ever asks for a dylan strome/erik johnson sugar daddy au, but i personally think that they should. rip to connor being the worst in this, but i’m a sucker for a rare pair and this was so fun
eleven, by icecapades: i told myself one per pairing but this onen is just SO FUN if you’re into mistaken identities as well, so i simply had to include it. another  alex galchenyuk/brendan gallagher fic where alex is a hockey player and brendan but this time they flirt via chirping on twitter
the kids are alright, by lighthousetowers: mattdrai where matt is a teacher and leon still plays for the oilers. it’s a really well done fic because both of them are both good on their own and independent, but kind of just really work together
last call for happiness, by talahui: tyson/gabe where gabe is still a hockey player, but tyson isn’t and goes on the bachelor. i....love this fic so much? it’s one of the very first i read when i decided to get into hockey rpf and every moment of it is a gift
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