#fhaeihf I love silly things like this

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i had such a brain blast, hear me out

reader in kazuxiaoreader is totally the type to want to try a three person kiss even though it’s probably not possible (i dunno, i never tried ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

reader asks the other two to try it out - both of them knowing it’s not gonna work but it’s reader so they’re doing it anyway - so they’re just sitting in a triangle, slowly inching closer to each other. reader, thinking this is totally gonna work, closes their eyes until they just bump heads with kazuha and xiao.

they’re a bit disappointed that it ended that way, so they all spend way too long actually trying to figure out how to make it work. i feel like that would be for all of them to tilt their heads back a bit and jut their lips out a bit for anything to happen lmao

(i plan on sending more thoughts like this, and if that’s okay with you, could i be umi anon?)

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This sounds really cute how did no one think of this before--but I suppose that's what you're here for now!

It's definitely funny, the thought of the three just closing their eyes and ending up knocking foreheads or bumping noses. Many attempts will be made, but none will work out (oh no!!). But even with the disappointment, it'd be seen fondly in the end-

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"I can't believe we tried to do that."

"To be fair...we wouldn't know if it would work unless we try."

Your boyfriends exchange thoughts and you pout.

"But it didn't work."

They sigh, Kazuha offering a smile and Xiao pressing his forehead to your temple. Even if your glorious plan failed to come to fruition, it's still nice to sit like this, so close. You all sit, calm in the comfortable silence until-

"Wait wait! What if we-"

Needless to say, you end up laying upside down on the couch in defeat, Kazuha pushing his sleeves up to prepare dinner and Xiao sitting on the floor and leaning against the couch beside you.

#spiderman kiss #fhaeihf I love silly things like this #I can also see the three trying the #kazuha x xiao x reader #xiao and his two lovely dumb s/o's #umi anon #anon asks #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact imagines #genshin impact drabbles #genshin impact xiao #genshin impact kazuha #kazuha #xiao