#fgo headcanons

[the-astralalchemist]

guda's use of magic is the most puzzling thing to mages. because they aren't a mage. they're a spellcaster like kiritsugu. they don't live the mage lifestyle. magic is a tool. the unorthodox style was how shirou was taught, and how archer taught guda.

kadoc goes through a training simulation with guda. they get into a cornered by a demonic boar that guda lures away by tossing a bright gem that explodes upon impact. kadoc questions them because that was gem magic? "what do you mean a goddess gave you enchanted jewels? ...did you say she was in love with you?"

guda comes barreling into the common room, chasing after a blue and gold cat-thing. guda shouts in victory when they corner it and get their hands under its front arms. the front half of cat gets into guda's clutch but the legs stay on the ground - the middle of its body extending as if turned into a doughlike property. daybit puts his eyes back to his book, yes, that's normal.

runes. guda’s handiwork is still small but quick and offensively pack quite a punch. they are able to create so many by the time ophelia gawks at them because "you're supposed to meditate on the meanings behind the symbols!"

after a party, wodime offers to help guda clean up the kitchen. while they both get to work, guda starts singing something to his complete confusion and astonishment. "supercali...what? junior, what kind of spell was that?"

#astral writes things #cleaning out my drafts #guda #gudako #gudao #fgo #fgo headcanons #SORRY LMAO I FEEL LIKE THIS IS THE THIRD POST ENDING WITH THE SAME WODIME JOKE #NO I WILL NOT STOP #kadoc zemlupus #ophelia phamrsolone #daybit sem void #ozymandias valentines gift my beloved #kirschtaria wodime #emiya archer #fgo crypters #i like bullying wodime in a diff way than i love bullying kadoc

[has-gilgamesh-doneanythingwrong]

nsfw headcannons with Cu~? (≧∀≦) hope you have a wonderful day~!

Hi anon, thanks; you too!!! Well, as my queue is permanently closed, I'm not really taking requests anymore... But I guess I can share a few general NSFW Cu headcanons. Some headcanons I have may be more popular than others, but I hope they will be enjoyable to read regardless. I've kept all situations with a partner gender-neutral as well!

Hope you enjoy... These will be tagged as 'lemon fanfic' and there won't be any explicit content however it will likely be 18+.

Warning: depictions of a sexual nature and mentions of kinks/ possible bedroom interactions, temperature play, outdoor sex, oral...

As you haven't specified a Cu, I will write for all four!!! (in my personal belief Proto is 18+ so he'll be included as well. These may be long...)

Fate Series Cu Chulainn (Proto, Lancer, Caster, Alter)-General NSFW Headcanons

Proto Cu

As a Cu that seems even more intent on proving his worth than the others, I headcanon that he would possibly the type to go way out of his way to impact his partner as much as possible during sex. Like the kind of guy that will pull out as many stops as possible to make them melt beneath his touch (but then gets extremely carried away at some point, losing himself to the moment).

He does seem like the kind of guy to really indulge in the touch and sensations of his partner, however Proto Cu does also strike me as being pretty insecure sometimes as well. So sometimes he may try to play it cool at first, or may prefer sex with clothes on (until he gets really into it).

He's also depicted as a bit wilder and more unrestrained than the other Cu, and has a very restless vibe in my personal opinion. So I can imagine him getting a bit wild in the bedroom; via biting, pouncing etc. I bet he'd likely be the guy to pull out the claws, as well as feel great pleasure from having his partner's hands digging into his skin.

He'd likely enjoy as much simulation as possible, so would love if his partner touches him openly as well. He would want to feel them too, and would relish in them openly exploring his body. Let him know just how much you desire him.

On the reverse, this means planned foreplay will likely unravel very quickly- because Proto would likely get extremely hot under the collar, and lose track of himself. I guess this means that it could get a bit rough, but then in the myths they say he is a lover that knows how to attend to their partners' needs, so it may not get too intense.

He's cocky as hell, that's for certain. Just like on the battlefield, he most likely has trained in the arts of sex as well. If you praise him, he'll likely eat your adulation RIGHT UP and then push himself to please you even more, yearning for even more of your adoring words.

Despite this, as he's shown to warm up extremely quickly to the master in his 'my room' lines, and can be really affectionate; I believe he may also be a massive softie as well. I think he also has the potential to be a huge romantic in terms of NSFW, and would definitely enjoy a tender time together as well!!

Though as he's Proto, he may be a bit shy with the tender words at first; but seeing as he's the guy who still holds on dearly to his Gae Bolg replica from Prototype, as well as still speaking very fondly of his time in the Land of Shadows with Scathach- you bet that this guy's heart would likely be bursting with a lot of feelings.

As for kinks, I am unsure- this guy seems really open to many things. But as he also enjoys the thrill of battle, I have a feeling he'd get really excited from some combat-style stuff. I think he may be a lil bit freaky.

Kinks that can evoke a thrill, that makes his veins thrum with adrenaline-setting him off with deep desire. I think he loves that kind of simulation.

I once read a post that details Proto as the kind of guy who'd cook a nice breakfast after a passionate one-night stand, and I can also imagine that happening. I can also imagine there would be space for joy and laughter as well as some occasional random moments, so he'd be pretty fun overall!

Lancer Cu

Overall, I'd say he is pretty similar to Proto. But the major difference here is that Lancer gives the impression of being way more comfortable in his own skin than Proto is. He knows how fucking hot he is, and has the pride and ability to work a room (though he can also be extremely crude as well).

Lancer is proud of who he is, and isn't afraid to show it- so he'd be totally up for showing off to the utmost.

His flirting game would be a powerful entrée to set the mood. Be prepared for flirts that range from cute, affectionate and pretty complimentary of your skills and positive traits- to downright horny and even extremely blatant (he may be smooth, but personally I feel like Lancer sometimes also gets extremely carried away).

However, I believe that Lancer is a serious romantic. It seems to bring him great pleasure to commit Acts of Service by doing as much as possible for those he cares for, like a 'big brother' type.

I guess in a NSFW setting this means he'll attend to your needs and make you feel safe and comfy during some very attentive sex??

He may also be very easy to wrap around your fingers as well. He may very well bend his knees to your words of praise, desperately grasping for more.

Tell him just how good he feels, what you think about him... it'll give him a real boost, and maybe make him blush too. As the type who loves putting on a show- and who loves it even more when his heroic acts are admired and adored- admiring touches and words will have him whipped like an errant knight serving their lord.

On the other hand, he also loves a challenge; so may not be entirely adverse to being ordered around a little- especially if the demands are hot!

This one is probably also open to a lot of different kinds of sex and kinks, so there's a lot of options to play around with (ranging from tame to hardcore).

Lancer doesn't seem that judgmental when it comes to sexual desire, and whether a partner is experienced or a shy newbie, he'll be happy to take the reins- or let you pull him a little by the collar- if you dare to handle him, of course.

That doesn't mean he isn't intense though. Lancer is also very emotional, and will very likely fully invest himself into the moment. In a sentimental sense, that likely means he will bless you with praise and compliments, as well as endowing you with beautiful terms of endearment in his native language.

In a horny sense though... watch out. You may be at it all night, in all sorts of ways. If things are feeling good, then he'll indulge in the moment with you for as long as possible.

If things get a little heated, or even competitive- such as fighting for dominance, or really going at one another- then he'll battle back with his utmost. If you want to render him to paste beneath your luxurious touch, Lancer will make you work for it. He likes the competition.

Lancer will remember exactly what turns you on, and is a very perceptive warrior; so though he may not always read the finer details, he'll be able to gauge how you're feeling or know exactly where to set you off- so be prepared for one heck of an experience.

"Do heroes give head?!" The debate continues. Sure, I bet he'd enjoy receiving some oral, tightly weaving his hands around the easiest part of his partner that he can access.

However, in my opinion- who knows? He may return the favor every now and then, pouring his all servicing a partner; and enjoying the way in which they unravel before his sumptuous fingers and tongue.

On a last note though, I do think there are aspects of Lancer that can be very deeply sentimental at times; as well as moments in which his more sorrowful aspects may rise to the surface.

There may be moments where he completely unravels his outer face of peerless confidence before a partner and unleashes the vulnerability resting within, and may just wish to bury himself within another's warmth, whiling away the painful hours by another's side.

Caster Cu

Caster Cu is also very similar to Proto and Lancer in terms of NSFW headcanons (im sorry im just repeating this for all of them). However, to me personally, Caster Cu's air of mystery and emotional distance is much stronger than Proto and Lancer's. This man is like a wizard's maze, boasting many different aspects to his character.

As he's older, the flirting game is even more deadly. He likely has a tough repertoire by this stage, able to set even the steeliest of hearts aflutter (or serve as a very humorous and interesting guy to banter with at the very least).

Due to his role serving as a form of guidance towards Mash and the Master- as well as certain lb6.5 spoilers that reveal the reason as to why he has adopted a role that is so strongly defined by wisdom- he is likely to have a more mature edge to him.

This doesn't mean that he's immune from 'silly time' though.

This means that he'll be a comfy guy for someone who is a bit new to sex or someone who is nervous, as he can consistently guide them along; constantly adjusting to their changing pace and needs.

However, he does seem to give off the impression of being rather tired (are those bags under his eyes?), so he may have a bit less stamina. Or maybe more. Caster Cu is very unpredictable in my opinion, however I can imagine him complaining of pains in his joints and of aching muscles, so some kinks may be a bit more exhausting for him to pull off.

That doesn't mean that he's not up for some adventure though! Now he's got all the time in the world to explore nature, get prepared for an exciting bevy of locations.

From the forest, the great outdoors; to even under a waterfall- he doesn't strike me as the kind of guy to have any shame about where he'd indulge within a good time.

Thanks to his mastery over the runes, Caster is your ultimate guy for temperature play. A little bit of ice from the Isa rune there, and a comforting fire from runes such as the Kenaz one make for a very titillating time.

Rotating between heating and cooling the parts of your body that yearn for him, as well as even as going far as to change the temperature of his body as he works his way through- you'll be bound to melt beneath his touch.

Plant sex with the runes is also an option. Making sure to remain careful enough not to hurt you with his vines, yet also tightening the pressure enough for your face to lax with bliss, he fills with excitement (and a bit of apprehension) when pleasuring you with nature.

Though it gets him hot to see you so appreciative of his ancient arts, your expressions of pleasure make it increasingly difficult for him to retain his slipping sense of composure...

However, he may burst out with a strange catchphrase or a silly move every now and then (matrix ordanye- bedroom edition style).

Please don't mind it- or even laugh along if you like! Caster Cu gives me the impression of being a rather surreal and random lad at times, and I feel as if the realms of NSFW would be no exception to showcasing this funnier side of him.

Seeing as Caster is more measured than his other selves, and allegedly boosts a even temperament, he may be less prone to get carried away within the moment, however he likely still has a tender side, flattering you with caring words and loving touches.

He isn't yet immune to praise either, so don't hold back in letting him know how you feel about him (he may get even MORE flustered, or caught off guard with surprise).

Despite this, it can feel as if Caster Cu is wearing a very tight mask at times. It may take a bit longer than the other Cu to really see him set loose, and let his words and feelings flow freely within the moment. It doesn't mean he's enjoying things any less, though.

After losing so many that are dear to him- over and over again- and experiencing so many terrifying moments, he may savor every moment as if it's his very last, drinking in every last second with a partner.

The here and now, this fleeting moment. Caster Cu will hold it dearly, in order to calmly let things go once the time comes.

This may manifest on him holding on a little tighter to you at times, burying his face against your own, almost as if he's worried you'll suddenly drift away.

Caster gives me the impression of being very sentimental deep down, but keeping said cards of emotion very closely bound against his chest. It may be a bit of challenge to get him to unravel a little, but it's far from impossible.

Cu Alter (In General)

In terms of NSFW, I believe that Cu Alter is an extreme contrast to the other three. Despite having the same capacity for emotion and care as the others, he operates as if he's an unfeeling killing machine- almost as if he's a beast with no reason (even though that's not always the case with him).

In my opinion, I feel like Cu Alter is most likely to have sex during a situation that fulfils a need or an urge of his- for example, having sex solely to recharge his mana, or if he needs a physical release from all the things going on inside of him.

Sex with him in these circumstances may focus on the most necessary elements of intercourse only, jumping straight to the grittiest, most business-like aspects of the act.

Cu Alter isn't the type to let himself have fun, nor allow himself to enjoy sensations as much as his other selves do.

That doesn't mean that other forms of sex are completely off the table, it's just that to me personally- it would likely be rarer for him to have more sentimental types of sex, seeing as he showcases his care for others in extremely subtle ways.

He's also suffering and struggling in an extreme manner, so it also may be extremely difficult for him to express those kinds of feelings.

Possibly as a result of the corruption of the grail and his madness enhancement, even when he showcases his deep affection- it is often marred by contradictory words and harsh insults that belies how deeply he feels for others.

Emotions are likely really, really hard for him.

Cu Alter is likely the type to show how he feels through actions, as a result of struggling severely to articulate his feelings via words.

He is very awkward and reticent when it comes to expressing his feelings, so hearing praise from him may be quite rare.

However, as his words tend to manifest as insults, he may mutter phrases of a more degrading, cold or fierce nature in the bedroom at first.

Cu Alter often says the complete opposite of how he feels. So if he were to feel affection for someone, he may push them away with some stinging words or attempts to inform them of his apparent nature.

He'll make it incredibly hard for you to get close at first, batting away words of praise; and doggedly insisting that he's nothing more than a monster- that you shouldn't praise nor adore him. Cu Alter won't harm a partner, but he may be very stubborn against praise at first.

I believe he is the type to pick up others with his tail, or wrap his tail around them, and sleep next to them; getting close. I feel like he may let his guard down a little if he feels comfortable sleeping next to his partner.

You may not hear him say how he feels, but I headcanon that he may give into guttural growls, moans and other incoherent noises when he's having a good time; claws and fanged teeth clutching onto his partner for dear life.

For Cu Alter, in a sexual setting- I think his actions will be of a much greater import than his words.

Cu Alter also purposely isolates himself from others. It's as if he is very self-punishing. So I think in terms of sex, the act itself may be a barrier to him- seeing as he does all in his power to give the impression of being distant and avoiding touch with others.

Sex could possibly be a bit rough and intense with him, or very sleepy and slow.

He does seem like the tired and worn out sort, to an almost worrying level; so I don't feel as if he'd go too hardcore- unless he eventually decides to unleash the millions of restraints that he's shackled and bound himself with.

This kind of side to him may explode within a more combat-focused situation, or a very intense one in which he decides to set off all of the things burgeoning inside of him, so it could end up being an extremely wild sort of sex. (I'm not too sure myself, as Cu Alter is a character that I find difficult to truly grasp.)

I feel like sex of the slower sort may be more likely with him though, as he doesn't give me the impression of being one who would unravel quite so easily around another.

As he seems so exhausted, there is a chance that his partner may have to take the lead at times, or initiate the mood- he's not going to really have the skills to set things up himself or flirt. I can imagine him being very languid and tired, so a partner may need to actually take Cu Alter by the hands this time.

As the once Mad King of America, Cu Alter is used to barking out orders, so you may hear quite a lot of those in the bedroom!

Cu Alter (in a more affectionate sexual situation)

I haven't got much to say in terms of this scenario, as I believe that he'll still struggle a lot to express his feelings. However, in a situation in which he gives up on pushing a partner away, he may really indulge in the little things- and wrap himself protectively around a partner, melding every part of his body against their form.

He is likely EXTREMELY touch-starved, so I can imagine him really taking in every single curve of a partner, deeply taking in every single touch, nip, bite and touch of his against yours.

I do think he has a side that is every bit as sensory as the other Cu deep down- maybe even more so, as he's been cut off from touch and isolated from others for so long.

His words will be a bit less harsh, and he may be a lot more receptive to your touch and words of adulation in this sort of situation.

I can imagine him taking extremely long naps and just holding a partner in his arms all day in this kind of situation. He wants to be as close as he possibly can to you, treasuring you with every fiber of his being.

Extra (General Notes)

I do think that Cu Chulainn would entertain many various forms of relationships and sexual relations, and that open relationships would be a possibility as well. In terms of NSFW, I believe he is open to many kinds of situations and scenarios.

#lemon fanfic #lemon fic #fate series #fgo #fgo headcanons #lancer cu chulainn #cu chulainn #caster cu chulainn #cu alter #proto cu #fate cu chulainn #fate grand order #so yeah this gave me extreme procastination. idk how accurate these headcanons are. but i hope they are a good time! #gilgawriting

[berzerker-oni-musashi]

Hey! How do you think cuddling would be initiated with Guda from Mori, Izou and Cu’s perspective?

Well Wellll let's see! Thanks 4 the ask.

Mori :

Hes a honest guy so he'd just come right out and ask Guda he's not somone who overly cares about social graces so he'd cuddle guda wherever whenever. And being Mori he will try to murder anyone who goes near guda while there cuddling so it's best if ya need master's attention to wait it out.

Cu:

Cu is also honest and asks directly for things he wants he'd be a bit more humorous and laid back in asking. Saying it as a joke something like ehhh hey master you seem lonely wanna cuddle up with me. He'd be a good cuddle he's warm and got string arms so a good cuddle buddy!

Izou

Izou would be embarrassed about liking cuddling he's a manslayer not a teddy bear! So he'd never ask or hint about wanting to cuddle guda in public. He'd probably wait till thier alone in thier room then drop by and hint that he wants cuddles. He'll grumble alot at first but he eventually mellows out a little.

#mori my beloved #ask #okada izou #Irish hound! #cu chulainn #fgo headcanons #mori nagayoshi

[thetaledeliveryservice]

Any headcanons for best foreigner Yang Guifei?

I'm gonna apologize ahead of time if these come out bad. Even after digging through the wiki for more stuff on her, I still know next to nothing.

Yang Guifei

While her childish personality can cause people to believe that she's not the brightest of the bunch, she's a lot more intelligent than people realize.

If you have anything lychee-flavored that you want to keep for yourself, hide it. Hide it in a place only you would ever think to look. She will find it, she will eat it. She pouts and apologizes everytime, but she will do it again. Your lychee is never safe.

She's one of the few servants who would be 100% okay with things staying purely platonic with her master. She'll still love her master, but she'd much rather you be happy and comfortable than forcing yourself to be in a relationship with her.

Compliment her about something other than her beauty. Watch her melt. Tell her that you love her music, or that you have fun hanging out with her, and she will be completely flustered.

#Fate #Fate Series #Fate Grand Order #FGO #Fate x Reader #Fate Grand Order x Reader #FGO x Reader #Fate Headcanons #FGO Headcanons #Fate Grand Order Headcanons #Yang Guifei x Reader

[novena-proxy]

I can't prove it but I know in my heart that Caster Gil would watch the new Barbie movie with Margot Robbie and he'd like it.

#fgo #fgo headcanons #Caster Gilgamesh #I think he'd like barbie ok

[300iqprower]

at least with the Servants of Stay Night, how do you think each Servant individually though of Archer (EMIYA) I've seen many fanfictions in where whether he and the other Stay Night Servants are interacting with each other, the other Stay Night characters usually hate him, or just dislike him. I get that he can be a jerk, but that was only specifically towards Shirou, so do the other Servants think negatviely of him as well, except Gil cus it's obvious why he'd hate him

Nah, Nameless/Emiya is basically the edgy new guy who everyone either humors him or loves giving him shit for being a tryhard.

#fgo #fsn #fate headcanons #fgo headcanons #never thought i'd get an ask #archer emiya #fate emiya

[lemonadehtwooh]

So I have another headcanon about Servants in my AU and basically somewhere in their design, their Master's command spell is implemented somehow

Unfortunately this means I actually have to finally design everyone other than Romeo's command spell XD

#forfunsiesau #alternate universe #fate grand order #fgo #fate go #fgo fate grand order #mastersona #fgo headcanons

[lupusfloslunae]

Headcanon that I want to share about my Fate Fiction!

Knight of the Round Table Edition!

Because it's good that my shit stays permanently on the internet for people to cringe at!

Bedivere and Elizabeth (OC) do reading exchanges. For this reason, Bedivere is now a fan of dystopian fiction.

Gawain actually knows how to cook! Still, he refuses to make mashed potatoes without using vinegar. Also, he is a vegetarian. (There is still a debate about this on the internet, read many doujin where they say that, so I'm unsure.)

Lancelot is a fond lover of good chocolate. The man likes to drink hot cocoa, better if made with a dark blend and cinnamon sticks.

Tristan has the highest alcohol resistance among his peers.

Percival, Gawain, and Lancelot are accidentally always in competition with each other.

Every 2nd Friday of the month, the Knights of the Round Table have a “Movie Night.” The ones who don't participate are Gareth and Agravain.

As a joke, they watched the trilogy of “50 Shades.” Mordred always made loud noises in some way whenever there was an erotic scene; Tristan found out he has a sensory kink; Bedivere is the only one who refused to watch it, but he did it alone in his room.

The Knights of the Round Table have chore rotations. They are really organized.

Mordred and Gawain are the messier.

Achilles and Gawain, despite having nothing in common, are good friends and enjoy each other's company.

Agravain does pottery late at night when he is undisturbed. (yes, I have room for him too)

When drunk, Bedivere becomes easily irritable and emotional.

Gawain doesn't like to hand his mantle around as much as he does.

The Knights of the Round Table are planning to spend a Summer on the snow.

When the mood is down, Gareth always tries to cheer everyone up. (I think this is more of a General Canon, but I will put it here anyway.)

#fate rp #fate grand order #fate go #fgo headcanons #fgo stuff #gawain fgo #lancelot #fgo lancelot #fgo bedivere #fgo tristan #percival #mordred #fate mordred #oc x canon #oc stuff #original creation #fate franchise #gawain #fate reminescent two intertwined souls #just my silly little thoughts

[namelessarcher]

Can we have headcanons for Benienma giving her Master cooking lessons?

Beni is very patient with you, after all, it wouldn’t be the first time she’s tried teaching someone to teach. And unlike the Servants she’s tried teaching, you were a fresh clean slate. There isn’t much unlearning that you have to do.

However, she didn’t realize just how much teaching she’d have to do. Making sure you fully understood how cooking worked, how different seasonings or the methods in which you cook something could change the entire outcome of the dish was probably the hardest thing. You were so used to cooking the bare minimum to survive while journeying through Singularities that you were content with just an egg.

Yet Beni found it enjoyable seeing you grow. You were a very dedicated student, and seeing as how much you enjoyed eating, it was clear that you were learning fast. The more you learned how amazing food could be, the more intrigued you were by all the combinations that could be made. It was impressive how quickly you were picking things up, but Beni was honestly not too surprised considering how quickly your mind worked on the battlefield. She was really proud to see how happy you were whenever someone ate your food and enjoyed it thoroughly. Whenever you would gush at her about how happy people were about the things that you made, she would simply reassure you that this is why people really enjoy cooking. Sometimes it’s not about just learning the skills, it’s also about finding the smaller details in life that makes you happy.

Beni does sometimes find that you take the idea of “liberty in cooking” to a new level. There have been some really strange combinations of foods and spices and seasoning that she’s never really thought of. She really finds it strange that you were able to even think up such combinations, but she doesn’t question it any further when she finds that maybe half the time, the food does taste really good.

#fgo #fgo headcanons #headcanons #mod jenn #benienma #beni enma #fgo benienma

[birdhouseblog23]

Fate head cannons that I think about on a daily:

■ When Bhima was summoned to Chaldwa he saw how skilled Emiya Archer was in cooking, thus began a cooking competition. Everyone placed their bets with the judges being Pravati, RobinHood, Tamacat, and Ganesha.

It was a battle of flavors and ferocious appetites. But, at the end of the day it ended in a tie. However that did not stop Bhima to continue on mastering his cooking skills and saw Emiya Archer as his senpai/rival.

■ When Anastasia discovered build a bear she dreams of spending millions dollars worth of money just so that she can have every single collectible item of stuffed animal to any collaborative event item. She would even share most of her items with other heroic spirits. However she also found out that Vlad can also knit and create stuffed animals so she luckily does not spend her money, but would gladly collect all made by Vlad for her stuffed doll Vivi can have company while she's away doing her duties as a heroic spirit.

■ Ibaraki Doji does not eat bananas for two reasons. One is because of the fact that ever since the Rashamon event she keeps having nightmares of bananas getting squashed in front of her that look just like her. And two..she's just not a big fan of bananas in general.

■ Eric Bloodaxe, Hercules, and Lu-Bu come together twice a month to share drinks under a camp fire to share their stories of their exploits. This often times leads to friendly banter, tearful memories, and drunken outburst of brawls.

■ If Raikou chose a pokemon it would be Pikachu not only because it's adorable, but mainly due to Punk Pikachu costume reminds her of her son Kintoki.

■ Li ShuWen Assassin and Li ShuWen Lancer secretly like playing fighting games with Tomoe Gozen and Beowulf. Their favorite fighting game is Mortal Kombat.

■ MHX watched Ridely Scott's Alien for the first time and couldn't sleep for 2 months from paranoia. She would check the vents in the Natalus and her spaceship. The situation got worst when she got accidently scared by Cu Alters tail. Good news she didn't cut off his tail. The bad news? Cu Alter was in a bad mood for a week which almost started a battle inside the Natulus. She apologized later.

■ Charles Babbage likes to build Gumdam figures on his spare time.

#fate series #fate grand order #fgo #fategrand order #meme #headcanon #fgo headcanons

[niubie-draws]

You know I use to think it’s kinda weird that Gilgamesh only had one child

Like the dude got pretty well with the ladies of u catch my drift so you would have thought he’ll have at least a few dozens

Not to mention he like kids and canonically plays and hangs out with them and not become a giant jerk around them so you’ll thought he’ll love to have some of his own

But then I remember that he kinda pissed off the goddess of fertility

So now I have a major headcanon that Gilgamesh had infertility problems so in a way Gilgamesh got divine birth control

#the epic of gilgamesh #not really fate but is can also be implied #so I’ll tag it as such cause it hilarious #Gilgamesh fate #fgo headcanons #gilgamesh fgo

[the-astralalchemist]

kadoc and guda having the same type of music choice yet being completely at odds with it is primo *chefs kiss* please inject it into my veins

cause i can imagine someone like mash walking past the cafeteria hearing kadoc and guda arguing quite heatedly and stopping to listen just in case it needs to be broken up-

kadoc asks with 100% seriousness "bowie mix or iggy mix?"

"iggy mix." guda responds with zero hesitation

to which kadoc throws his hands in the air, "of fucking COURSE you would, why did i even ask?!"

#fgo #fate grand order #astral rambles #kadoguda #this is about iggy pop and the stooges album raw power #i was listening to i need somebody (bowie mix) and had this epiphany #i need somebody (iggy mix) is still my fav tho #also listen to the podcast no dogs in space!!! #guda's like yeah i would have a crush on him but he called pink floyd boring and pretentious #kadoc zemlupus #guda #gudao #gudako #fgo headcanons

[has-gilgamesh-doneanythingwrong]

Can I request something with Lance Cu and a master who is into being bitten. Like in an NSFW way sorry if this is awkward I haven't requested anything before.

Hi anon, thanks for the request! That's totally fine. Seeing as you haven't specified any gender, I'll be keeping the master gender neutral (ayyy) and sticking to a more foreplay-based nsfw headcanon featuring Lancer Cu this time, with a little touch of sex, too. Please enjoy, and thanks for the wait!

Warnings: 18+ NSFW content (tagged as 'lemon fic'). Includes foreplay, some vague depictions of sex, shower scene and a lot of biting/ teeth action.

Cu Chulainn (Lancer) x Gender-Neutral Master NSFW Headcanons (Foreplay/ Biting Kink/ a 'bit' of sex)

✲ It starts off as a mere bit of banter, the two of you playfully teasing one another as usual; until Lancer suddenly catches you off guard- by snaking those lithe arms of his around yours from behind, nipping you lightly on the cheek! As his teeth lightly graze against the round flesh of your cheek, his hot breath mingles with your skin, as he finally releases his hold to take a breath that sends shivers down your spine; mingling warmly against the cool surface of your flesh.

✲ Explosive heat bursts through your body at the unexpected action, embarrassedly placing your hands upon the part of your cheek that was now tingling with pleasure! What was initially purposed to be a mischievous- yet also affectionate- action accidentally unveils one of your deepest desires, resulting in you sheepishly recoiling away.

✲ Lancer's crimson eyes widen with surprise as you twist away, his keen instincts instantaneously tuning into to your rapidly shifting mood.

✲ "...Yo, master. You alright there?" As Lancer peeks his head around your shoulders, his piercing red eyes gaze into yours; slightly concerned. There was no getting past this keen warrior's heightened senses, after all. Silence takes the helm as you mull over what to say, anxiety prickling at your throat; however you overcome that by simply admitting how you feel.

✲ "When you nip and bite at me like that, I like it a lot. In fact, I'd like it if you could do it some more..." Throwing all fear to the wind, you courageously and directly confess the truth; pride swelling within Lancer's chest at the fact that you were willing to entrust him with your feelings. And it sure as hell feels great for you to release such a heavy burden from your shoulders as well.

✲ Not one to miss a beat, he skillfully plays along with your request; easing you in with gentle nips against your earlobe, as well as the nape of your neck; your breath quickening as his teeth and tongue mark you- fluctuating between nipping and licking at said sensitive spots. Now that he knew what you liked, Lancer was going to tease you as much as he possibly could about it- come hell or high water.

✲ As your knees buckle at the growing intensity of his ministrations against your neck, growing increasingly desperate for him to bite just a little bit harder, to suck just a little bit deeper; sparks of heat meld against your body as his hands slip underneath your clothing, Lancer's fiery hot touch setting your bare skin alight. Gasping from the unexpected heat now blistering against your once-cool skin, Lancer vehemently smirks.

✲ "Oho, master. Seems like you enjoyed that. If you want more...then tell me. I'll make you feel real damn good." The low hum of his whispering reverberates around your cranium, your heart's thudding beats echoing as loudly as the crashing beats of a heavy bass, as you regard the darkening of his eyes- Lancer's maroon hues now misting with lust.

✲ Barely managing to stammer out your request (who could blame you for that, with him being so intense?), within one slick movement, he slips the clothing off your shoulders; casually dipping his head into the crevice between your shoulder and neck as he presses his teeth lightly against the exposed flesh of your skin; his eagerness to drive you to the edge motivating him to an immense degree!

✲ His exhilarating bite evolves into an almost insatiable sense of pleasure, as he proceeds to then suck deeply against the now-throbbing zone-it sending tingles up your spine, as you moan at how good it feels. Now the whole area had been claimed with a hickey large enough for the entire world to see.

✲ "Fuck, I love it when you moan like that." Tell him how good it feels. Your response is what drives him on to please you even more. A smug aura laces his words, as he carries on, "So, tell me what you want next. Whatever you need...I'll make sure to fuck you real good-!!" His arousing words are brought to a startling halt, as you flip around, so that you're facing him- impishly grounding your hips against his own.

✲ Now Lancer is the one who's taken aback, a bashful expression briefly fluttering through his features. However, it's only a matter of seconds before he's matching your pace, fingers kneading into your hips as the two of you rub against one another, a delicious friction kicking up between you both.

✲ As he devilishly smirks, the sexual tension between the two of you becomes palpably tight, you pulling him into an intensely passionate kiss that quickly devolves into fervent grabbing and touching- as you fall into a twisted heap on top of one another, tongues encircling one other. Pulling briefly away from the kiss, he purposely bites your lower lip, relishing in the pure bliss that emanates from you; finding the dazed expression in your eyes to be rather endearing.

✲ By this time, all matters of clothing begin to lose their place- as you undress one another, your lips greedily claiming any spots of his exposed skin. Any pauses in your exploration of his form is responded to in kind by him nibbling at the weak spots all over your body- the fleshy parts of the thighs, the soft parts of the stomach, and especially any other spots that you particularly like- the twinging of his numerous bites numbed by the electricity sent skirting up your body by his velvety tongue.

✲ Mind exploding with desire, all thoughts concentrate onto him. You wanted him. Now. Craved him, even. However, Lancer is forever the tease; smirking at the increasing desperation of your trembling form as he gently tests the limits of your patience by sliding his slick cock extremely close to the parts of you that were hungering for him; yet refusing to give you the sweet sense of relief that you were so badly yearning for!!!

✲ However, such teasing doesn't last for long as the lust takes over, trapping you both beneath its heady mist. Sweating bodies melding against one another, as you both settle into a frenetic rhythm that gradually builds in intensity- slippery smacking noises echoing all around as you become deeply entwined with one another's insides; the world twists into a murky, dazed mist. The feel of his cock is incredibly good- turning you completely and utterly inside out. As you heave such words of praise through labored breaths, Lancer releases a breathy laugh- only then to double down in intensity.

✲ The pace becomes so tight, so deep; hitting all of the right places in a way that makes your body curl, hands gripping onto the bedsheets for dear life, as a burgeoning warmth kicks up a rush inside of you- filling your belly with heat. The pleasure is so insatiable that all you can do is whimper- however, Lancer is far from finished yet.

✲ Just as you can feel the ensuing waves of an orgasm reaching you- threatening to spill over the edge- he clamps his teeth into your neck, biting you exactly the way that you like it. This topples you over the edge as only white takes over your vision, your body pulsating with an entire legion of heavenly waves of pleasure. He too loses himself to the sensations, the two of you wholeheartedly indulging within one another; as you press your hands into his flaming hot back, nails digging into his skin.

✲ After such a glowing, white-hot night; the two of you wash the dew of the night away within a soothing shower, torridly kissing as he fervidly backs you up against the shower wall; searing heat drifting through the steamy air.

Things seemed to be far from over.

The night is still yet young, after all...

#lancer cu chulainn #fate series #gilgawriting #fgo #fgo fanfic #fgo headcanons #mastersona #lemon fanfic #gilgablog #character x reader #YESSS GENDER NEUTRAL MASTER IS BACK AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY #took me 4 hours just to write 1 word

[berzerker-oni-musashi]

Mori would be 100% into you having little treats, he'd be a little treat enthusiast

#It's cannon to me #txt post #mori nagayoshi #fgo headcanons #I can't prove it but I belive this to be true

[novelelitist]

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This is THE Magical Girl-cat-cat-girl piece you didn’t know you needed for Illyasviel von Einzbern. It’s the fourth-wall breaking masterpiece that didn’t get banned in Australia. Go read it. It’s cute, funny, and a lovable parody of the magical girl genre.

#illyasviel von einzbern #illya #prisma illya #shirou emiya #fgo fanfic #fgo headcanons #fate stay night #fgo #fate grand order #today's menu for the emiya family

[novena-proxy]

both Diarmuid and Astolfo seem like they would be fun to play mini golf with!

#fgo #fgo headcanons #Diarmuid #Astolfo